20 years of living in a nursing home, 40 years of detours are avoided
#24 - If you dare to come in, I will make you pay for my coffin!
What did putting ten boxes of "broth" there represent?
It represented the entire nursing home's appetite!
Even if each person could only get a small sip, it would be good.
Moreover!
These old men and women wouldn't possibly want just a small sip.
They all wished they could have all ten boxes of "broth" for themselves.
An old man in a wheelchair took the lead, spinning his wheels rapidly, blocking the path of other old men and women.
The other old men and women weren't pushovers either.
They forcibly dragged the old man out of the doorway of room '206' with their combined strength.
However…
This was useless.
The second old woman in a wheelchair who couldn't wait to rush in was also dragged out by the other old men, showing no mercy.
Live broadcast comments:
[???]
[Brothers, I'm scared...]
[Who isn't scared? If you threw me into a battlefield like that, I probably wouldn't be a match for these old men and women. A 300-pound fatty is trembling while watching the live broadcast...]
[Having a resident like Jiang Yuan in the nursing home is truly the nursing home's greatest misfortune.]
[But doesn't anyone think that with Jiang Yuan at Sunset Red Nursing Home, the daily lives of the old men and women have become more colorful?]
[I got up too early; I actually saw Jiang Yuan hiring water armies!]
[...]
When the fifth old man who intended to rush in was dragged out of the doorway of room '206' by the other old men and women.
The nurse looked at Jiang Yuan again with distrust.
"Are you sure…"
"You're solving our problem, not exacerbating the conflict?"
If these old men and women started fighting later, Jiang Yuan would be fully responsible!
Hearing the nurse's words.
Jiang Yuan just smiled and shook his finger, saying, "Too small!"
Nurse: "???"
Subconsciously looking down.
It's not small!
Jiang Yuan: "Your pattern of thinking is too small."
Nurse: "…"
Hoping no one noticed her little action just now.
Jiang Yuan pointed to the monitoring screen, "Everyone's attention has been drawn to the old men and women at the door, but you've forgotten the real protagonist of this drama."
Protagonist?
Drama?
Isn't this just a farce that shouldn't have happened in the first place?
How did it become a drama in Jiang Yuan's words?
It's already a farce; what protagonist is needed?
The nurse subconsciously refuted Jiang Yuan's statement in her mind.
But her body was unusually honest!
Her eyes followed the direction of Jiang Yuan's finger.
Then…
She was stunned!
In the camera.
Old Man He didn't know where he got a small toothbrush and a tube of toothpaste.
With his back to the old men and women at the door, he was brushing his teeth sneakily.
Nurse: "???"
The melon-eating masses in the live broadcast room: "???"
The old men and women outside are about to rush in and snatch your wine; you're still in the mood to brush your teeth here?
And so sneakily?
Old He, what are you up to?
Live broadcast comments:
[I realized for the first time that Old Man He, who can be Jiang Yuan's roommate, is definitely not an ordinary person.]
[Facing this scene, I probably would have surrendered long ago.]
[Maybe Old Man He also wants to surrender? Brushing his teeth is just to surrender more decently?]
[More decently? Hehe… You're too naive, brother!]
[Putting aside everything else, just looking at this old man's sneaky eyes, you know he's definitely up to no good!]
[...]
Under the nurse's stunned gaze.
Jiang Yuan's finger landed on Old Man He in the camera again.
He said to the nurse with full confidence, "Do you believe me, just Old Man He alone!"
Speaking of which.
Jiang Yuan paused.
His finger landed on the crazy old men and women at the door again, continuing, "Can抵千军万马!"
Nurse: "…"
Alright!
In Jiang Yuan's eyes.
Old Man He, the recognized troublemaker in the entire Jiangcheng nursing home circle, has become the general guarding the city.
And the old men and women who were tricked by Jiang Yuan and He Miao have become the thousands of troops?
The caregiver who was pushing his wheelchair behind Jiang Yuan finally couldn't help but roll her eyes after hearing this.
Big brother…
You're so good at making things up; go write a novel!
What are you doing running to our nursing home?
Old Man He alone can抵千军万马?
The nurse really couldn't believe what Jiang Yuan was saying.
She even regretted it.
Why did she let the security guards go out just now?
It's become like this now.
Even if she wanted the nursing home's security personnel to squeeze back in, it might not be easy.
Terrible.
What if something really goes wrong?
How is she going to explain to the families of these old people?
"Don't squeeze, it's going to kill someone!"
Suddenly.
In the monitoring video, I don't know which old man shouted.
The old men and women in the entire corridor instantly quieted down.
Some old men even realized that something might be wrong and quietly started to shake their wheelchairs, preparing to leave the scene silently.
At the same time.
The nurse heard this loud roar.
Subconsciously, she rushed out.
But a big hand firmly grabbed her arm.
"No one's dead; look carefully."
The nurse looked in the direction of Jiang Yuan's finger.
She only saw.
That "dead person."
Was actually Old Man He.
Old Man He didn't know when he suddenly lay down on the ground.
His whole body was convulsing.
Foaming at the mouth.
Of course…
If the camera didn't clearly show it.
In the visual blind spot of those old men and women, Old Man He was quietly hiding his little toothbrush under his body.
It would really make people believe that something was wrong with Old Man He.
The live broadcast comments were even more silent for a short time.
Then.
[!!!]
[Good fellow, I call him a good fellow!]
[This old man's acting is amazing; it's more than one level higher than those young idols in the entertainment industry!]
[Don't talk about acting; he also has the brains. If you put me in the same situation, I would never be able to think of such a dirty trick…]
[Old Man He: Whoever dares to come in, I'll make you pay me your coffin money!]
[You're all marveling at how great the old man is; I'm different; I'm numb from Jiang Yuan's show!]
[It really is… numb from the show… Does anyone remember what He Miao said earlier…
Don't look at what the old man is doing that seems to be a good show, but all of this is within Jiang Yuan's calculations.
Not long ago, Jiang Yuan said that relying on the old man alone was enough!]
[Some people, watching the live broadcast, suddenly knelt down…]
[...]
The old men and women in the nursing home just wanted to drink some "soup."
No one expected that Old Man He would suddenly get sick.
Each of them was as helpless as a child.
Old Man He knew it in his heart.
He knew that these old partners of his couldn't stand being scared.
He silently counted in his heart, and after five counts.
Old Man He…
Woke up leisurely!
Seeing Old Man He wake up.
The old men and women breathed a sigh of relief.
But the old man foaming at the mouth didn't know when he got a clove of garlic in his hand.
In the visual blind spot of the old men and women.
Under the high-definition camera arranged by Jiang Yuan.
Old Man He crushed the garlic with his big hand.
The hand that had held the garlic gently wiped his eyes.
Instantly!
Tears streamed down his face!
"You people are really too heartless!"
"You don't even remember that Little Jiang has a hidden illness!"
"Comrade Little Jiang is feeling uncomfortable because of his hidden illness and ran to our nursing home to escape himself!"
"The child's last bit of savings in his pocket to drink some soup, and you old guys want to covet it; you're really too heartless!"
"Too heartless!"
Old Man He slapped his thigh and howled!
Outside '206'.
Listening to Old Man He's loud questioning, the old men and women lowered their heads in shame.
In the nurse's office.
With Old Man He's "Little Jiang has a hidden illness."
The entire nurse's office.
Fell into unprecedented silence.
So quiet that…
A needle falling on the ground.
Could be heard clearly.
Live broadcast comments:
[Hahahaha!!! Old Man He is mighty!!!]
[Jiang Yuan's strategizing look is really annoying; this sentence 'has a hidden illness' is really relieving!]
[It's my first time in Player Twenty's live broadcast room; how come Player Twenty has been wronged, and none of you fans are helping Player Twenty speak up?
For a man, being falsely accused of having a hidden illness is very difficult to accept, right?]
[Player Twenty won two million in two days; big brother, what do you say this time?]
[Jiang Yuan has a hidden illness; Jiang Yuan has a hidden illness! I'm going to shout it to the whole world!]
[That dog Jiang Yuan is stupid; he always thought he was strategizing and calculating others, but he didn't expect to be fooled by Old Man He's trick!]
[I'm dying of laughter; I have a feeling that this scene will definitely become the number one ghost animal video of the year on a certain site!]
[Hahahaha!! Jiang Yuan can't do it; Jiang Yuan has a hidden illness; Jiang Yuan, hahahaha!!]
[...]
Listening to her grandfather's roar.
He Miao also turned her head and sized Jiang Yuan up and down thoughtfully.
No wonder…
Before, Grandpa even showed Jiang Yuan her photos, and Jiang Yuan didn't even think about exchanging watermelons for her contact information.
At that time.
She thought Jiang Yuan had high standards.
She didn't expect…
That there was a problem in this area…
So young, so pitiful…
The caregiver who knew the truth covered her mouth, her shoulders trembling!
The nurse, who had seen big scenes, froze for a moment.
Then.
She took out a stack of small cards from under the table and stuffed them into Jiang Yuan's hand.
Then, patting Jiang Yuan's hand, she said earnestly, "These are all well-known experts in this field; don't be discouraged; there's always one with superb medical skills who can help you get out of the shadows of life!"
Jiang Yuan looked at the small cards in his hand.
He was stunned for a long time.
Suddenly!
A figure jumped up from the wheelchair.
Rushed out!
"Old He! Today! Either you die, or I die!"
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