20 years of living in a nursing home, 40 years of detours are avoided
#54 - Jiang Yuan: It’s okay, my roommate will protect me!
Live Stream Comments:
[Suddenly reminded of my hopeless simp of a brother. We've been advising him for years, but he continues to be a backup for his goddess. Until one time, we passed by a fortune teller's stall, and the fortune teller said, "Young man, she's bad luck for you." My simp brother immediately blocked all contact information. In the years since, he hasn't contacted that goddess again.]
[My mom is the same. She used to be a hardcore supporter of her younger brother. Later, a feng shui master said a few words, and my mom directly cut off contact with my uncle's family.]
[Looking at China, how many Chinese people can withstand a fortune teller's saying, "He's bad luck for you?!"]
[Fortune tellers are more suitable as mental health doctors for Chinese babies.]
[......]
He Miao looked expectantly at the caregiver.
She pressed and asked, "Are there any other ways to choose a cemetery?"
The caregiver shook her head, "Most of the other methods you've probably heard of, but I can give you an in-depth analysis of the principle behind the method I just mentioned."
He Miao anticipated, "Then tell me quickly!"
The caregiver coughed softly.
She gently touched her cup.
He Miao immediately understood the caregiver's meaning and reached back to grab the Moutai bottle.
But unexpectedly.
A large hand was faster than hers!
He Miao, whose Moutai bottle had been snatched away, looked up speechlessly.
She saw Jiang Yuan pouring Moutai for the caregiver with a diligent expression.
He even handed the cup to the caregiver with both hands, "Please!"
The caregiver looked at Jiang Yuan strangely.
She asked curiously, "Why are you so active? Could it be that your family also has an elderly person who is about to pass away?"
But...
The caregiver frowned slightly.
If there really was an elderly person in his family who was about to pass away.
As a junior, Jiang Yuan should be at home taking care of the elderly.
What was he doing coming to their nursing home?
Even if Jiang Yuan really wanted to lie flat in a nursing home, he wasn't short of money now.
He could completely get a semi-incapacitated package at their Sunset Red Nursing Home for his family to lie flat together!
Without even thinking, Jiang Yuan shook his head, "Don't talk nonsense. My parents are both dead. There are no elders in my family who are about to pass away."
Both parents dead?
Could it be that he wanted to relocate their graves?
But the method of choosing a cemetery that she knew was essentially to communicate with the elderly who were about to pass away.
Jiang Yuan's parents were both dead. What to do in this situation?
Did he have to go down and talk to his parents?
Oh my God!
She was just a small caregiver in a nursing home!
She didn't have such abilities!
Just as the caregiver was frowning, not knowing how to continue.
She saw.
Jiang Yuan turned his finger.
And pointed it at Old Man He, "But I have a roommate!"
Old Man He, who had just entered watching-the-show mode: "???"
What does it have to do with him???
The next second.
He heard Jiang Yuan's shameless voice, confidently saying, "Isn't my roommate courting death by eating seafood? As a 'neighbor' under the same roof, I believe that even if my roommate passes away, he will take good care of me."
Old Man He: "!!!"
The old man's dentures were almost crushed!
Live Stream Comments:
[Show, show, show! Yuan-ge is the best!]
[The old man wants to kill someone, but he can't do anything about Yuan-ge.]
[Of course not. The head nurse has already made it so clear. The old man himself wanted to eat those things. Now, even if he's humiliated by the younger generation, he has nothing to say.]
[That's true. The head nurse's words were actually very clear. If you want to court death, no one can stop you.]
[But I have to say, Jiang Yuan is the most ruthless. He actually has the nerve to freeload on the blessings of other people's deceased elders.]
[Those who say he's shameless must have just entered the live stream. When Old Man He and Yuan-ge wanted "high soup" earlier, the reason they used was that a distant relative is not as good as a close neighbor. Yuan-ge is just returning the words that the old man said before.]
[No wonder the old man's face is already so ugly, but he can still hold back from cursing.]
[......]
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The caregiver blinked, obviously shocked by Jiang Yuan's magical logic.
She silently gave Jiang Yuan a thumbs up, expressing her admiration.
Afterward.
Urged by He Miao, she continued to share her previous remarks.
"Actually, the logic is very simple. During festivals, we go to sweep the graves of our deceased family members and share our lives over the past year with them, but usually in the end, we also ask these elders to bless the living family members."
"But if you think about it carefully, what is the root cause of this behavior of asking for blessings?"
He Miao hesitated for a long time.
Before giving a somewhat uncertain answer, "Dependence on elders?"
Old Man He: "In the final analysis, it's the traditional customs of our Chinese nation!"
After the caregiver shook her head and denied twice in a row.
Even the cameraman who was carrying the camera couldn't help but interject, expressing his guess, "Could it be feudal superstition?"
The cameraman's answer.
Successfully earned him a big eye roll from the caregiver.
Caregiver: "If you think this is all feudal superstition, why are you participating in this topic?"
Caregiver: "Everyone says that feudal superstition is undesirable, but in reality, everyone is just choosing not to believe what they don't like to hear, what they don't need, and accusing it of being feudal superstition..."
Live Stream Comments:
[I've been scolded!]
[Good heavens, isn't this talking about me? I scoff at the Old Man of the Moon Temple, but I kneel and stay prostrate in the God of Wealth Temple.]
[I don't like to hear people say bad things about me, but if someone says I'll have good fortune this year and make a fortune, I can kneel down to him!]
[One day, I will laugh myself to death in the comments.]
[Brother, tell me when you kneel down, and I'll fly over to kneel next to you!]
[Save me a spot, I'll kneel next to you too!]
[Hahahaha! You guys are really something, save me a spot, I'll go kneel too!]
[......]
The cameraman, who had been retorted by the caregiver, silently closed his mouth.
But his pleading gaze fell on Jiang Yuan.
Following the cameraman's gaze, He Miao, Old Man He, and the head nurse seemed to have realized something.
Their gazes all followed closely, falling on Jiang Yuan.
This guy has a lot of tricks.
Jiang Yuan will definitely be able to answer questions that others can't answer.
Jiang Yuan, who was suddenly given high hopes, was a little speechless.
But...
Jiang Yuan himself was also very interested in this topic.
A very outrageous answer also appeared in his mind.
Under everyone's expectant gaze, Jiang Yuan looked at the caregiver and tentatively asked, "The essence, could it be... asking someone for a favor?"
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