2013

Chapter Two: He Zhongqiu · Frost in the Moon—Dou Xuanjuan-"Gold Medal Assistant", "National First-level Exorcist On-the-job Training Notice", "2013", "Soul Revolution in the Soul"-xian \ 'dai \ 'pia

Lu Zhou heard so many stories of crossing, but did not expect that he would also pass through one day.

"Anyone?" Lu Zhou shouted.

This is an abandoned factory, dim outside, full of tropical rain forest vegetation.

"Xiao Yi!" Lu Zhou shouted, "Where are you ?!"

He remembered that he and Xiao Yi were recording a whole-person show, took Xiao Yi's mustard buns to eat, and suddenly Xiao Yi disappeared first, and he suddenly appeared in the waste factory. At first I thought that the stage scenery had suddenly changed, and the whole show entered the next stage. After surveying the surroundings, I found that there were still real trees.

He climbed up to the second floor of the factory and found a huge pyramid in the distance. Like somewhere in South America, he searched for nothing and decided to go out first to find anyone.

The sun was shining brightly, but the tropical rain forest was almost horrible. Lu Zhou had just taken a few steps and stepped on something. There was a loud howling in the forest. A fierce beast at his back rushed at him.

Lu Zhou shouted, seeing that there was a scarred and broken wolf in front of him. The wolf had been rotten, and he would bite when he pressed him to the ground. Lu Zhou struggled frantically and shouted, "Give me away!" He couldn't breathe the stench, and the moment he bit his throat, a knife swayed from behind, chopping the zombie-like wolf in half.

A thin young man appeared behind the wolf, but turned back and shouted, "Find another!"

"Run!" A man shouted, and the young man dragged Lu Zhou up and shouted, "Can you run?"

Lu Zhou nodded, and the young man dragged him toward the depths of the woods, followed by several people behind him. Lu Zhou just wanted to ask "what to run", but everyone chased thousands of rotting wolves!

"Where is this--!"

"We don't know!" Slender young man yelled.

"Where to run ?!" Lu Zhou shouted.

"Higher!" A man behind caught up, and another man followed, shouting "Jump!" Lu Zhou jumped hard, and everyone jumped over a stream at the same time.

"Fortunately!" The man following him shouted at Lu Zhou: "My name is Zhang Ye!"

"Up the tree!" The leading youth yelled, holding a long knife.

Everyone rushed up the tree, Lu Zhou jumped a few times, turned over, and the wolves roared under the tree, and finally rushed away.

Lu Zhou gasped, looking at the strangers climbing on the tree. The thin young man nodded towards Lu Zhou and said, "Lin Jingfeng."

"Meng Feng." Another man similar in height to Lu Zhou nodded at him: "This is Zhang Jian."

Lin Jingfeng said: "I think there may be an answer in the pyramid."

"You can't fight with a knife! There are so many wolves." Meng Feng said: "There is life and smoke over there. Look at it."

"Wait!" Lu Zhou said, "Can you tell me what happened?"

To the north of the pyramid was a quiet, empty altar in the middle of which several teenagers and young people looked at each other.

"What to do?" Liu Yan said.

Chi Xiaoduo said, "Or ... you guys introduce yourself first?"

Liu Ye shook hands with Chi Xiaoduo, and another young man who had been looking towards the pyramid turned and smiled at them.

"Exhibition."

Chi Xiaoduo introduced himself, and Liu Ye motioned to the teenager around him and said, "He's called Cassia."

The crowd groaned for a moment, Chi Xiaoduo said, "What's going on? I remember Ming Xiang and Xiang Cheng are on the beach vacation."

Liu Ye said, "I'm shopping in the supermarket."

Xiao Yi: "I am participating in a variety show ..."

Exhibition Road: "I'm **** ... fortunately, I have paper in my hand."

Everyone: "..."

Cassia: "Are we crossing?"

"Go over there and check it out," said Zhan Xing. "Has a cell phone? Who has a signal?"

Everyone's cell phone had no signal. Chi Xiaoduo said, "I think Xiang Cheng has also been transmitted."

"Who is Xiangcheng?"

"My boyfriend ..."

"Oh-" everyone said without a word.

"Walk over there." Liu Ye pointed at the pyramid.

"Well." Chi Xiaoduo groaned for a moment, and then said, "If there are people nearby, you should gather at the landmark as soon as possible.

In the jungle.

"Go high first," Meng Feng said, "What if someone?"

Lin Jingfeng: "Go to the pyramid."

Lu Zhou: "There is a factory over there ..."

Meng Feng: "Brothers, can you listen to me?"

Lu Zhou: "Who are you! Somehow, I have to listen to you."

Meng Feng: "Hey! I just protected you!"

Lu Zhou: "Protect you! Obviously this little brother saved me ..."

Zhang Huan: "Don't make a noise, we have to choose a captain. Otherwise, it won't work."

Lin Jingfeng: "Anyway, I'll go first. I think Xiaoxi will probably go to the pyramid ..."

Everyone saw me on a vacant lot. I saw you. After a long quarrel, there was no solution.

On Masonry Avenue:

"Why is this pyramid style so strange?" Zhanxing murmured: "It's a bit like Maya, and it's a bit like Angkor Wat ... What are you doing?"

Chi Xiaoduo: "This drainage is not well done ..."

Cassia: "We look like a jungle expedition."

"Let's choose a captain," said Chi Xiaoduo of the exhibition bank. "I'm going to find someone anyway."

The four agreed that it was okay. Liu Yan asked them, "I'm a mechanic. What will you do?"

Chi Xiaoduo: "I'm a designer."

Exhibition line: "I am an archeologist."

Liu Zheng then said: "Decisions don't matter. I have fought and I will be the captain for the time being."

Everyone naturally said yes, listening to the captain, Liu Yan walked in front of him, and said clearly: "Let's take a look at the alley."

Everyone: "???"

"Trust him," Liu said, and they turned off the masonry boulevard. A new path appeared in the dense forest.

"You see?" Cassia motioned to them.

A sign hung at the end of the path, with the words: "Unfinished."

Liu Yan frowned deeply and took them back to the road again. After a while, Zhanxing suddenly said, "The sun has been at the zenith."

Chi Xiaoduo also said, "This road is not like a monument that hasn't been here for too long, but rather a newly-built playground."

The other side of the jungle.

"Let's go." Lu Zhou finally conceded: "You can be the captain and see if you can."

Meng Feng: "You want to be the captain and you take the money out."

Lu Zhou: "I didn't take it!"

After a round of disputes, everyone reluctantly chose a more reliable plan. Lin Jingfeng is archeological, Meng Feng is a special soldier, and Lu Zhou is a very rich actor, but he has no money with him. In the end, everyone agreed to listen. Meng Feng's, first go up the mountain to check. That plume of smoke should have been smoked by someone.

"It's a holiday," Meng Feng said with a manic expression. "My dad is still waiting at home ..."

"Decision must be worried about death," Zhang Jian said.

Lin Jingfeng hissed suddenly, and the crowd was silent. Lu Zhou suddenly fell down, listening to the sound of the ground, and murmured, "Here it is again."

"Run!" Meng Feng said decisively.

Immediately afterwards, the zombie wolf rushed out in the woods. In the next moment, all corpses were wolves. The four fled and ran away immediately. Lu Zhou shouted, "Captain! What to do!"

Meng Feng: "How do I know!"

The four held rough wood in their hands and fled while resisting. The dead wolf was almost overwhelming, and Lin Jingfeng drank: "It can't be stopped!"

Meng Feng rushed to the cliff, almost empty, and there was a cliff underneath! Lu Zhou's eyes were fast and he dragged him. The four turned around, each holding a wooden stick. The wolves rushed to the cliff and stopped. Below is a galloping yellow river.

"Just go!" Someone suddenly called across the cliff.

The crowd looked back, and another man appeared across from him. Then he jumped up and jumped from the nearly 20-meter-high cliff. Seeing the corpse wolf rushing forward, Meng Feng, Zhang Huan, Lu Zhou and Lin Jingfeng can only leap forward.

"The showman also performed diving!" Meng Feng did not forget to laugh at it.

"Call Gong!" Lu Zhou growled.

The crowd fell into the water one after another, making a loud noise and being carried downstream by the flowing water.

On Masonry Avenue:

"It's hot." Chi Xiaoduo said.

"Let's go down to the shade." Liu Ye put his shoulders on Cassia, and after three hours, everyone was fully acquainted. Walking and resting was like traveling. Xiao Yi also sang to them and asked for water Drink to Cassia.

"If Meng Feng is half caring of you, I will burn the incense." Liu Yichao Xiao Yi said.

Everyone laughed and decided, "The sun has never moved."

"Well ..." Liu Yan thought for a while and said, "I think this may be a parallel space-time independent of our world."

"It's possible," Chi Xiaoduo said, "and I think we are from different parallel spaces."

When they sat down and rested, according to the details of their exchanges, everyone began to speculate why it would appear here.

"I also think this is the Mid-Autumn Festival networking event organized by same-sex dating software." Zhanxing said, "Why so strange, everyone?"

Jue Ming said, "Maybe something went wrong, and we accidentally threw us from this many parallel spaces into this unfinished world."

This is the most reasonable explanation. Liu Ye looked at the pyramid and murmured, "The secret may be in the pyramid."

In the lower reaches of the river, several people were wet, shirtless and panting on the shore.

"Xiang Cheng." Xiang Cheng nodded toward everyone.

"It's you who fires," Meng Feng said.

Lu Zhou: "I still burned such a large group of wolves?"

Xiang Cheng spread his hand, "I don't know, I just want to burn something to scare them away. I didn't expect more and more."

The howl of the corpse wolf came from afar, and everyone was vigilant again. Lin Jingfeng Chao Xiang asked: "What did you do?"

"I ..." Xiang Cheng hesitated for a moment, then said, "I'm a club technician."

"Oh." Everyone showed an unspoken expression, Xiang Cheng quickly added: "We don't do black."

When they found someone, they walked towards the pyramid, but as soon as they got up, they heard a voice from heaven.

"Hey, hey. Can you hear me?"

"You guys, I don't know how many people are here ... Only then did I accidentally make a mistake ... Blending your world together, where you are now is a world that has not been completed yet ... Hey ? "

"Master, your meat is chopped ..."

"Put a little salt, Hao Ran forgot to put salt, don't use lard ..."

Everyone: "???"

Inside Biyu Palace, the three masters of heaven, Haoran and Kirin bowed their heads and spoke toward a plate of steamed tofu with crab noodles.

The Master of Heaven and the amiable kindness said, "Now, you have to find something, this thing, the creator of this world stays in ... a core system that doesn't know where, open that system, and I can ... incidentally Just mention ... "

Meng Feng and others could twitch the corners of his mouth.

"... Master, finish the previous sentence first, otherwise they don't understand."

"... Is there anyone who doesn't know yet?"

On the masonry road, Xiao Yi and others immediately looked up and shouted to the sky, "Someone! Someone here!"

"It's exactly the same as we guessed." Liu Yan said, "Let's go, maybe this person is the manager here."

Cassia: "He asked us to find the core system, which should be in the pyramid."

"I'll go and put the mooncakes in the oven first, you guys wait a moment," Tianyin said.

Zhanxing shouted, "It doesn't matter! You bake first! Don't bake it! Let's go to the pyramid!"

riverside:

Lu Zhou: "Sick, this is it!"

"Do what he does?" Meng Feng asked with confusion.

Xiang Cheng said: "My mana is blocked, otherwise I can fly up and see."

Lin Jingfeng couldn't settle the channel: "Do you still have mana?"

Xiang Cheng nodded modestly, Meng Feng said to Lu Zhou: "Hey, you should be your counterpart, too."

"Comrade special forces." Lu Zhou said seriously: "Let's fight? We also followed Wu Zhi's practice."

Everyone was busy saying goodbye and fighting, suddenly a sound came from the woods in the distance, Xiang Cheng said: "No! Here again! Quickly withdraw!"

Everyone ran away, just rushed out not far, suddenly remembered that they didn't wear a shirt, Xiang Cheng turned around, but saw that the corpse wolf had surrounded the river bank from both sides, Lu Zhou said, "Don't pick it up! Let's go!"

"Wife bought it for me!" Xiang Cheng cried loudly.

Zhang Huan: "Little life matters!"

Massive corpses rushed out of the woods, flooding the rain forest area, and everyone shouted and ran for their lives.

In Biyu Palace, the leader took off the cooking gloves, and brought up the plate of crabmeat tofu, and said, "Hey, I'm back, do you hear me?" Then he said to himself: "The explorer said, you have to first Find your companion, go to the front of the core system, and open the system. According to the world you come to, the system will automatically divide the boundaries for you. I can use the reduction technique here to turn everyone's egg white into egg white and egg yolk to egg yolk Come out. "

"I heard it!" Chi Xiaoduo shouted.

They have begun to climb the pyramid. The entrance of this pyramid is close to the top of the waist. It is estimated that it will be a while before climbing. There are still a lot of scaffolding and stones piled up at the height. Obviously not all have been completed. Xiao Yi said, "Are you going to take a break? I still have chocolate here."

Xiao Yi divided the chocolate and Liu Kun said, "But I didn't say how to start it."

"Voice control." Jue Ming said, "It's all parallel to the world, where the creator still can't think of setting up a bunch of codes for himself."

Everyone thought so.

Xiao Yi said, "But where is Brother Zhou?"

Chi Xiaoduo said: "Let's start the system and they should go back together."

"Smart!" Said the exhibition, "How do you know?"

"Guess," Chi Xiaoduo said, "Anyway, people haven't come to find them when they find the system."

They set off and climbed a few more steps, clearly wondering: "What do you see over there?"

The woods were surging like waves, and looking down from the pyramid, the field of vision was very wide. Then, Xiang Cheng flew across with long legs and rushed out of the woods first.

"Xiang Cheng!" Chi Xiaoduo shouted immediately.

One after another, Meng Feng, Zhang Ye, Lu Zhou, and Lin Jingfeng appeared.

Exhibition line: "Little Master!"

Xiao Yi shouted, "Boss!"

Immediately, thousands of fierce wolves appeared behind several people and chased them out of the rain forest! Shouting on the pyramid, everyone wanted to jump down to rescue, but decided: "Wait. At their speed, the wolves cannot catch up for a while."

Liu Xun was about to go down to answer, suddenly changed his mind and said, "Yes, listen to me, come here!"

Everyone got on the scaffolding, and it was clear that a lever was fixed. There was an incomplete sculpture on the pyramid. Liu Ye shouted, "Everyone together-work hard!"

Chi Xiaoduo, Zhanxing, Xiao Yi, and Liu Ye pressed the levers together, deciding to press on the other side with stones, and from time to time they looked at the boyfriends who rushed into the distance.

"I see them!" Meng Feng's voice came from a distance.

Lu Zhou: "Don't come down! Xiao Yi! We will be here soon."

Exhibition line: "Wow, no clothes."

"Which one is yours?" Asked Liu Xiaochao.

"The front one," Chi Xiaoduo answered.

Liu Yan: "The one behind the palace belongs to my family."

Zhanxing Chao Chixiao said: "Your husband is in good shape."

"Where and where," Chi Xiaodu said modestly, "your husband is also in good shape."

Exhibition line: "I used to have eight abdominal muscles, but now there are only six."

Liu Ye: "They're here! Hurry!"

Meng Feng and others rushed to the bottom of the pyramid, prying over the sculpture in response, and the sculpture slammed down, and then rolled down the pyramid. Meng Feng roared: "Liu Ye! Do you want to kill Lao Tzu? ! "

Everyone rushed around on both sides, sculpting, and even scaffolding, rolling stones, all surging down like a tsunami, all the corpses were scattered and pressed below. Panting, they climbed up the pyramid and found their daughter-in-law. They lay on the ground for a while and couldn't speak.

So at the entrance of the pyramid, there were a lot of masculine muscle carcasses lying horizontally and vertically. Xiao Yi poured a little water on everyone, and went back to chatting with Liu Xun's group of people.

"I'm going home to celebrate the holiday ..." Lu Zhou couldn't bear to look at it, "It's the holiday today, who is it?

Meng Feng: "Don't mention it! We haven't bought it yet!"

Lu Zhou: "My child is still waiting at home!"

"Do you have children?" Meng Feng was surprised.

On the side of Liu Yan, Xiao Yi said, "Yeah, surrogacy in the United States ..."

So Xiao Yi began to share his surrogacy tips with everyone. Chi Xiaoduo sat on his side legs and showed Jumei to their demon sacred place. When he turned to one of them, Jumei exploded instantly.

"Why do you have so many pandas!" Cassia almost growled.

"There are wolves coming down again," said Zhan Xing, "have to start the system?"

Liu Ye reluctantly said, "I wish I could spend the Mid-Autumn Festival here."

Chi Xiaoduo patted his thigh: "Yeah!"

"Gone!" Xiang Cheng and others went to pick up their wives, and everyone entered the corridor along the corridor.

"Hey, hey, can you hear me?" Mystery Voice said again, "You better hurry, we're going to eat too."

"Immediately!" Meng Feng shouted impatiently.

Everyone came to the central control room.

"Civilization system is activated." In the middle of the pyramid, a light ball releases brilliance and slowly rotates. "In the test phase, you are not responsible for the final result ..."

Lu Zhou grabbed Xiao Yi, Meng Feng took Liu Ye, Zhang Ye took the casket, Xiang Cheng hugged Chi Xiaoduo, and Lin Jingfeng and Zhan Bank held hands.

"Boundary definition begins."

The sound of mystery: "Okay, well, the egg yolks have been divided up, apprentice, today I will teach you a trick of restoration, this spell ... is the original creation of Yuanshi Tianzun ..."

Mystery Voice B: "Do n’t be stingy! Hurry up! You have to get the pot of **** and shallot fried crab yellow!"

Cassia: "I'm so hungry ..."

Zhang Huan: "I'll do it for you right away."

System: "Gold Assistant."

Xiao Yi: "Goodbye everyone," he said, waving to the crowd.

Meng Feng whistleed: "Goodbye!"

Lu Zhou: "Get off!"

Lu Zhou and Xiao Yihum were teleported away.

System: "2013."

Cassia: "How does it feel like I'm watching fate ..."

Chi Xiaoduo: "Goodbye Xiao Xiaoming! Goodbye Liu Ye!"

Liu Ye laughed, and Meng Feng said, "You can still make friends like this." Liu Ye took a picture of Meng Feng's head, and Zhang Ye smiled, "Thank you for taking care of Jumei!"

The four were also teleported away.

System: "Deep in the soul, according to the core values ​​of socialism, here is blocked for the time being to prevent auditing."

"What's messy?" Lin Jingfeng somehow.

Zhanxing whistleed and waved towards Chi Xiaoduo, and the two disappeared.

System: "Notice of induction training for national exorcists."

Chi Xiaoduo: "Our parallel world is called this name? I didn't know it for the first time."

Xiang Cheng: "Oh, it seems to pierce some heaven."

The last two also disappeared flat.

Koh Samui, coast.

"Finally here!" Xuan Hezhi shouted, "Come here! Where have you two gone?"

Chen Zhen, Ke Da, Feng Li, Chen Lang, Xuan He Zhi, Cao Bin, etc. were photographing mosquitoes at the beach, biting their legs, and waiting for them to come for dinner together. The sky gradually darkened. At the beginning of the month, the silver shone across the sea.

Section directory broadcast room:

Lu Zhou was in a hurry and wore a shirt found in the prop room to walk out with Xiao Yi. The detectives and the host were stunned for an instant.

Lu Zhou: "Ah ha ha ha! My new magic is good!"

Xiao Yi: "Is the finale a surprise for everyone? Brother Zhou's big change is a living, as a finale for everyone!"

Lu Zhou: "Okay, okay! Come here today! The show ends successfully! Go home for the festival! Let's go!"

The whole petrochemical industry.

At night, Lu Zhou pushed open the door, the two children rushed up, the aunt nanny was on vacation, and the family of four watched the moon in the garden when they had eaten. Xiao Yi told Lu Zhou the whole process of their inference with interest. Lu Zhou is like listening to heaven and night.

Mongolian house.

"Hurry up!" Liu Yan said, "What time is it!"

Meng Feng: "You cook a dish yourself!"

Zhang Ye said: "Immediately! Lai Jie! Don't patronize with Uncle Meng to chat! Come and help!"

Lai Jie hesitated and asked her lover to sit and serve the dishes by herself. Without a moment's setting up, Liu Ye began to tell everyone about her experience of going to the supermarket to buy vegetables. Finally, the State Road was established: "It's wonderful, it's hard to make it so good for you s story."

"It's true!" Meng Feng screamed.

"It's fake," Cassia comforted. "It's a new machine we invented. I picked it up last night, so you always thought it was true."

Meng Feng: "???"

Meng Jianguo: "Open the glass ceiling and the moon is up."

Liu Ye pressed the remote control, a bright moon hangs for a long time, and the earth is shining brightly.

new York.

The Mid-Autumn Festival is here.

"Dad." Zhanxing said blankly: "I know I and my little master, Brother Hu, it's not easy for everyone to spend a holiday together ..."

Zhan Yang: "Huh?"

Shaorong Lu: "Forget it, everyone, eat more."

Exhibition Bank: "But you don't have to wrap the entire revolving restaurant here!"

Zhan Yang: "I have money! What's wrong!"

Sun Liang: "Yes, our family has money, eh?"

Exhibition line: "..."

Lin Jingfeng: "I seem to have heard this sentence today ..."

The exhibition bank held up his hand, Huo Hu said, "Look at the moon?"

"Let's take a photo!" Lu Yao picked up his mobile phone and laughed: "Everyone's back to the moon, come—"

Everyone leaned in front of the long table, took a "Yeah" gesture, and took a photo together. The full moon behind them shone across New York.