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“Why is this porridge red?”

“How do I know, you ask the maid!”

“Isn’t it blood added to it?”

“How do I know, you ask the maid!”

“Look at this porridge, a lot of rice nuggets are tied together, and they are not melted at all. The maid’s craftsmanship is too bad. Cook porridge again?”

“How do I know, you ask the maid!”

Tang Hao lifts the head looked at Yu Ji and found that she was still a dead duck with a hard expression, said with a smile: “You always ask me to ask the court lady, but when the court lady sent the cell phone just now, he said that this porridge was you cooking Yes, who the hell are you telling lies? “

“How do I know that you go … it must not be me anyway!” Yu Ji found that the same sentence pattern is no longer suitable for reuse, there is no way to repeat Ji, and he just found a reason. Well, I helped her bring the porridge over, and she put the credit of the porridge on my head, just to please me that’s all. “

“Okay, I should really listen, but this porridge is really badly cooked, it looks red and fluttering, as if it symbolizes the disaster of blood light, but it is not good for people to talk.” Tang Hao looked down at the bowl The porridge in here, slightly frowned, although this is not a dark dish, but it feels more like a murderous dish, as if it was made at the scene of the murder, if you change the occasion and change the time, it is estimated that it will be directly thrown into the trash can.

“Then throw it away!” Yu Ji seemed a little angry, and stretched out his hand to grab.

“Eh, don’t do it!” Tang Hao moved inwards, said with a smile, “After all, this is the first time in a palace woman’s life, I can’t waste her pains, but now I’m a little tired, It ’s just that you ’re no longer able to hold it. Why do n’t you come and feed me. ”

“Huh ?!” Yu Ji suddenly stared wide-eyed. “Why do you want me to feed you? You have weak hands and feet. Why didn’t you let her feed you when the maid was there? I’m not your maid!”

“The maid is very busy, either cleaning this one or doing that every day. Why do I like a idle person to trouble them, anyway, you are not busy.”

“I am busy too!”

“what are you busy at?”

“I want to play a game!” Yu Ji held the phone and said righteously.

Since Tang Hao fell asleep last night, this phone has not returned to his hand, and Yu Ji put it down for a while while cooking porridge, and almost the rest of the time she was playing.

“What kind of games do good elves play …” Tang Hao felt like this, she 80% had excessive attention to details prevents one from making progress, her head suddenly flicked, showing a painful expression, “Ouch, it hurts!”

Yu Ji froze, “What’s wrong?”

Tang Hao pressed one hand on his neck and the other with a bowl, shaking as if he had Parkinson ’s. “The place where you bite you yesterday was suddenly painful, although it was barely within the tolerable range, But … in this case, I can’t drink porridge myself … I’m so tired and hungry, I feel almost dying … “

“Then go to hell!”

Yu Ji was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood. At first glance, this guy pretended that he was such a cheat?

However, eh–

“Ahhhh, I’m understood, I’m understood!” Putting down the phone, Yu Ji swept the bowl in Tang Hao’s hand, “Look at the bite I bite, the old lady will serve you for a while and finish eating Hurry to die! “

Yu Ji took a spoonful of porridge and stuffed it into Tang Hao’s mouth roughly.

Although his mouth is not polite and the movements are very rude, but unexpectedly, Tang Hao not at all felt so much force, of course, it was not very gentle.

However, as a grumpy old lady, this should be considered very gentle?

Thinking about it this way, Tang Hao suddenly found out that being a wounded and sick was actually quite good.

……

While Tang Hao was wounded and enjoying Yu Ji ’s service, on the other side, the Arad continent, the battle of the apostle Rotus finally came to an end.

As Rotes’s huge, shriveled body collapsed, the imperial crusades and GBL believers who were still on the backs of the giant beasts shouted warm cheers. Everyone had the joy and joy of avoiding a catastrophe.

“Very good, we defeated the apostles!” Renee was excited and subconsciously hugged side Tang Hao.

“Tang Hao” smiled and rubbed her head, “Yeah, yeah, really good.”

You think I am Tang Hao, actually I am Kaguya!

“Ah!” Suddenly found that his contact with Tang Hao was too intimate, Renee’s face was red, he quickly turned back, looked around all around, and finally found a problem of distracting, “Yes, how Did n’t see Asuna, was it still there? “

“Oh, she went back in advance.”

“Eh, here is the sky beast giant beast, how can she go back alone?”

“You don’t need to care about this.” Patchouli, who turned into Kirito, came in and said in a tranquil voice. “We naturally have our own method. Impossible tells you everything about the Imperial Army.”

“Okay …” Rennie was a little disappointed, but looked at Kirito, and there was a little doubt on his face. “After all, aren’t you Swordsman, why haven’t you seen you use a sword during this period of time? Come and go, when did your magic become so powerful? “

You want me to use a sword, don’t you let me die!

I am a magician, what do I use without magic?

Patchouli vomited in his heart, but said on his mouth: “I am trying to change a style recently, don’t care about this detail.”

At the same time, Yakumo Yukari, who was disguised as Asuna, has returned to Fantasy Township. Immediately after he returned, he changed his original appearance and appeared over the mist lake.

“Ah, monster in the gap!”

A chu hu hu’s voice suddenly sounded. It was the strongest fairy Qi Lu Nuo playing the frozen frog game by the lake. As soon as she saw Yakumo Yukari, she flew up immediately, her hands akimbo, her shouting shouting. , “Goblin, are you here to fight me?”

Yakumo Yukari looked back and looked at the ice goblin, slightly smiled, “Do you want to fight me?”

“呜-“

There is no fear of these two words in the mind of a fool, whether it is Yakumo Yukari or Kazami Yuuka, or the city manager Hakurei witch, if you want to fight, dare to fight, but looking at Yakumo Yukari’s smile at the moment, Qi Luno still feels instinctive A hint of danger, almost conditioned retreat back the several meters.

“I … I’m not afraid of you, I am the strongest!”

“Don’t worry, I’m not here to fight you. You have always lived in the Lake of Mist, right?”

I heard that it was n’t a fight, Qi Lu Nuo was relaxed, and as soon as she mentioned the Lake of Mist, she burst into bullishness, “Of course, the Lake of Mist is my home, and now it ’s clearly spring, but I put the whole The lake is frozen, how about it, very difficult to deal with it! “

“It’s really hard to get up, so I brought you a new neighbor.”

“New neighbor?”

Qi Lu Nuo was stunned. I saw it spread in the midair gap. An octopus as big as a suitcase fell out of it, smashed the ice, and smashed into the lake.

Then it climbed up again, lying on the thin ice.

“What is this?” Qi Lu Nuo blinked, watching curiously.

“Octopus, creatures in the sea, haven’t you seen it … oh yes, there is no sea in Fantasy Township.” Yakumo Yukari was too lazy to explain to the stupid like Qi Lu Nuo, looked at the octopus, smiled and asked, “How Is this water still suitable? “

The octopus waved its tentacles and made a wise voice, “Not very good, freshwater lake is not suitable for me to live in, but in any case, it is always better than the fate that I had to face, although I want to thank you, foreign world Sage, but does it really matter? My presence may destroy the comfort of this environment. “

Yakumo Yukari asked: “What can you see?”

The octopus paused for a few seconds and replied: “Formation, a huge Formulation, a Form that isolates the two worlds inside and outside, is this made by you?”

“Not exactly, how strong do you think this Formation is?”

“It’s amazing, if it’s me at the peak period, only 50% are sure to break this Formation, but if there is a sage like you to block it, then I will have no confidence.”

“That’s all right.” Yakumo Yukari opened the fan and smiled. “Fantasy Town is a place that is not bound by common sense. Your mental control is only a kind of ability. No matter what kind of guys come to Fantasy Town, they will It was gradually assimilated, just like the grass pheasant sword in one of Japan ’s Three Big Divine Items. After being used by the guy from Marisa for a while, the original performance gradually disappeared, and now it is just a common high-quality one. Just a sword. “

“In other words, will I eventually become one of you?”

“It depends on your mentality, as long as you don’t forget the contract between us.”

“Please rest assured that if necessary, I will fight for you.”

“Then you have a good rest. I’ll go back first. If you don’t understand, you can ask the neighbor next to you.” After that, Yakumo Yukari opened the gap and left.

Qi Lu Nuo looked around for a while, and found that the octopus underneath seemed to be no threat, and then flew over, “Hey, what is your name?”

“Rotters.”

“Oh, shredded radish, such a strange name.”

“It’s Rotes.”

“I understood, shredded radish, can you do arithmetic? Being my neighbor, must can do arithmetic.”

“Slightly understand.”

“Then I will give you a question. Do you know how much 1 + 1 is?”

“2.”

“Haha, you idiot, obviously 9!”

“Why is 9?”

“Because 9 is the biggest, Qi Lu Nuo is the strongest, one Qi Lu Nuo plus one Qi Lu Nuo, of course it is 9 myself.”

“But in this case, shouldn’t it be two nines?”

“So you are a fool, because there is only one Qi Lu Nuo in the world!” Qi Lu Nuo pointed at Rotus, mocking said with a smile, “I understood, you must be the dumbest guy in your race, even Such a simple arithmetic will not. “

“……you win.”

Rotus twisted his head and plunged into the lake.