We Monsters Are Not Allowed to Be Single

"We Monsters Are Not Allowed to Be Single" Author: Xiusheng

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[CP: Weak and pitiful, but can eat gluttony and be irritable by X stinky things]

After the 108th census of the demons, the family planning office of the demons issued a new regulation-due to the excessive number of single demons, it is a serious threat to social security and is not conducive to the harmonious development of the two races of demons and demons. Starting today, Yaozu prohibits being single.

As a result, Ying Long and Taotie, who were mothers of Wannian Shan, were forced to go on a blind date—

Ying Longerlang's legs curled up: an orphan snake, no house or car, three thousand wages, five insurances and one gold are too expensive to pay.

Gourmet looked down and said warmly: No father and no mother, eight brothers are all supported by me, temporary work, 80 daily salary.

The two broke up as soon as they shot, and each went back to each house.

The next day the Family Planning Office came to make a surprise inspection, and the two met again—

Ying Long: Let's make do with it first?

Taotie:... Then try.

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It coincided with the smuggling of foreign monsters into the country, making trouble in Jiangcheng. The Monster Management Bureau activated the first level of security, and the elite did its best to hunt down the criminal monsters.

Ying Long, who has just finished repairing his scales, spread his wings and quickly relaxes—

The gluttonous man at work took off his badge, put his brother in his pocket and left—

Above Jiangcheng, the two met on a narrow path.

Ying Long curled up his tail with a guilty conscience, and hid the expensive jade tail ring behind him: "I'm on a temporary business trip, how about you?"

Taotie put his hand back behind him, covering the Million Watch: "It's a coincidence, so am I."

The two looked at each other for a long while, and said together:

"Go back and settle accounts with you!"

★Read the guide★

It's probably the story of two old monsters playing tricks with each other and the other party really got stuck.

In the Shanhaijing series, all kinds of monster cubs haunt, fairy tale-style cookies, privately set like a mountain.

Attacked by the mother's single, a thousand-year-old virgin.

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One-sentence introduction: Twilight Love in the Demon Realm

Chapter 1

As soon as May, the weather is already hot. The sun is shining and hot, and pedestrians on the road have changed their thin coats and have put on summer clothes.

Today is the first day of May 1st Labor Day. Promotional businesses are lined up in the square in front of the mall in an orderly manner. Most of them are food stalls promoted during the holidays. The delicately made food exudes an attractive fragrance, attracting pedestrians to stop by. . Holding a backpack on his back, Jiang Ran looked around the stalls relying on his height advantage, and finally fixed his eyes on a stall selling roasted pig's knuckles.

The stall was surrounded by the most people. Jiang Ran only smelled the scent that came in bursts, and knew that the taste was not bad.

"It smells good." Suan, who was nestled in Jiang Rian's jacket pocket, poked out half of his head, and two round cat eyes stared eagerly at Jiao Xiang's attractive roasted pig's feet. Jiang Ran looked down at him, and saw that the brat was writing all over his face, he wanted to eat.

"The salary has not been paid this month."

Jiang Ran wanted to eat too, but there was not much left for living expenses this month, and the salary had to be paid on the tenth. They really didn't have any extra money to buy snacks. Pushing back the younger brother who was holding the edge of his pocket, Jiang Ran withdrew his gaze from the roasted pig's knuckles, and resolutely turned and left. He didn't know whether he was comforting his brother or comforting himself: "When you go to the restaurant, there will be delicious food."

Suan made an obedient "Oh", and her two small round ears shrugged down in disappointment, but she didn't say anything more sensibly. After all, the fifth brother just moved out of the house, and it is already very difficult to feed himself with a monthly salary, and he can no longer make the overwhelmed family worse.

The two brothers tacitly forgot the roast pig's knuckles, entered the mall, and took the elevator straight to the fifth floor.

— Jiang Ran has an appointment on a blind date today.

Jiang Ran actually refused this sudden blind date. As an ancient demon who had just moved out of the house financially independently, but had a huge appetite and was living out of poverty, Jiang Ran felt that one more person in the family would mean an extra mouth to eat, and he really couldn't afford it.

However, after attending several meetings, the director of the Family Planning Office believes that there are too many single monster races, which is not conducive to the reproduction of the monster race, and it is not conducive to social stability and the harmonious development of the two races. Therefore, a new rule was formulated with one shot of the head: Yaozu is not allowed to be single.

For this reason, Director Hu also specially invited Yue Lao to sit in the Family Planning Office to find a date for the older leftover demons.

This inexplicable regulation was of course unanimously opposed by the older leftover demons, and the family planning office was once very difficult to implement. In order to make a good start, Director Hu approached Jiang Ran.

As a dragon son, Jiang Ran is still very prestigious in the eyes of ordinary monsters. And only a few big monsters knew that the five dragons had to leave the Dragon Palace for some reason, and now they are seeking a living in human society. The family planning office where Director Hu works and the special service team where Jiang Ran works are both under the jurisdiction of the Jiangcheng Demon Management Bureau. As a colleague, he naturally knows that this little glutton looks glamorous on his face, but in fact he is very poor behind his back, and often can't even afford to eat. The few in the Dragon Palace were not worried about this brother, and secretly told him to take more care of him.

Director Hu felt that the opportunity to take care of the little gluttonous food was here. In order to implement the new regulations smoothly, he set up an allowance for escaping orders, and the Yaozu who succeeded in escaping orders can go to the family planning office to receive a 10,000 allowance. As the ancient great demon, Jiang Ran, as long as he played a good leading role and set an example for all the demon races, he would be rewarded 10,000, and if the blind date was successful, an additional 10,000 would be added.

Of course, the extra 10,000 allowance was paid out of his own pocket. After Jiang Ran heard about it, he was really moved.

Jiang Ran is now serving in the special service team, and the tasks that the special service team takes over have a high risk bonus. Even the ancient demon who likes extravagance is enough to live well. But Jiang Qian is not an ordinary demon. Since the beginning of his birth, Gourmet has the ability to swallow all things. This ability makes him powerful, but it also makes him never have enough to eat. Everything in the world is food in the eyes of the glutton who can't eat enough. In ancient times, gluttony was classified as a beast, and it was called the "four evils" together with Chaos, Qiongqi, and Yingtiao, because the hungry gluttony all eat everything.

Of course, the ancients have returned to the ancients, and now it is a socialist society, and most of the demons are quality demons who have received nine years of compulsory education and socialist influence. Since Jiang Ran arrived in human society, he has abided by the rules of the demon race and is a good demon who abides by the law. Even if you eat too much, the high bonuses of the secret service team are not enough. And high-level missions are not always there. They usually do not open for half a year and eat for half a year. Jiang Ran can only barely make a living on the basic salary at ordinary times.

The bonus that Director Hu promised was a lot of money in the eyes of Jiang Ran, who hadn't been tasked recently! As long as you go to a blind date and go for a cutscene, you will get ten thousand.

When I have money, my brother can buy as many roast pork knuckles as he wants!

So Jiang bowed his head to the renminbi. Greedy came. It doesn't matter whether you leave the order or not, the important thing is the money.

The elevator stopped on the fifth floor, and Jiang Ran went straight to the agreed restaurant.

The blind date was in a very stylish western restaurant. The restaurant environment was very quiet and the staff were warm and polite. Jiang Ran had visited this restaurant before when he was rich. The price is directly proportional to the environment and service. After thinking about the balance in the card, Jiang Ran felt a little guilty in his heart.

After finding the stand under the guidance of the waiter, Jiang Ran saw that a young man had been waiting. It should be Ying Qiao, his blind date. Hearing from Director Hu, Ying Qiao was a big man she had invited in with an adult's favor. Rich and handsome will definitely not be poor, so Jiang Qian must take good care of it.

Jiang Ran politely greeted the other party: "Hello, I'm Jiang Ran."

Ying Qiao looked at the watch on his wrist. The time was no more or less, just eleven o'clock. His face was less impatient, and his chin nodded, and said, "This is Ying Qiao, sit down. I have already ordered the dishes."

Jiang Ran said "Oh" and sat down opposite him. He looked at him without evasive eyes.

Director Hu didn't lie to him, Ying Qiao did look good. Compared with his outstanding brothers, his appearance can also be ranked in the top three. It's just that the eyes are long and narrow, and the lips are slightly pursed, looking at the uncomfortable look. However, Jiang Ran has always had a good temper, and the Secret Service colleagues have even more weird and difficult tempers than this, so he didn't bother with his cold face. Withdrawing his gaze, he sat like a good baby and waited for the food.

While Jiang Ran was looking at himself, Ying Qiao also unabashedly observed Jiang Ran.

He was completely forced to come on this blind date. He owed Hu Can a favor. This time Hu Can had a moth and begged him to lead by example. He had to come here in order to repay the favor. Even so, he didn't take this blind date seriously, that is, he just went through the scene to deal with it. He didn't even bother to read the information about the blind date that Hu Can sent him.

Looking critically at Jiang Qiang, who was sitting on the opposite side, Ying Qiao thought about the other person from head to toe. His hairstyle was like he was out of the house and scratched with his hands at random, but the styling was not done; the yellow sweater and black overalls were a certain The new seasonal products of luxury brands are crumpled and not even ironed. Not to mention carrying a backpack on his back, with immature air all over his body.

Ying Qiao thought casually, he was probably a young kid who had just entered the society. I have a little money at home, but I don't have any taste. Fortunately, my face looks good, so I don't have the feeling of putting the big names out of the local market. Big eyes eyes