Wonderful Puppet
Chapter 156 Roast Pig
Seeing Yuan Shan looking at Luo Tianxuan frequently, but blushing and not speaking, Zhen Miao looked at him with strange eyes: "My lord, do you know Yuan Shan's childhood?"
Luo Tianxuan really couldn't help beating someone.
He knows what a fart, he hasn't entered the door of these common rooms for a year.
No, even in the previous life, he didn't bother to remember these things, okay?
Zhen Miao really didn't know why this person was so angry, she smiled tolerantly, and looked at Yuan Shan: "Yuan Shan, the crown prince may really not know, could it be that you can't remember?"
If she really can't remember, she doesn't plan to arrange bed attendants.
Although at present these Tongfangs should be able to drink Bizi Tang, but her sunflower water has not arrived, and if her stomach does not move after three or four years, it is impossible for the old lady to avoid their Bizi Tang.
If she really came up with a concubine's eldest son, she really felt that this day would be impossible!
"Get out if you don't say anything!" Luo Tianxuan couldn't get angry with Zhen Miao, but couldn't get angry with a small Tongfang, so he got angry immediately.
Yuan Shan shook his body and said tremblingly: "My servant, my young life is in the middle of the moon."
"Uh, what about you?" Zhen Miao looked at the next one.
The servant girl bowed gracefully: "Back to the eldest grandma, the servant girl is called Chui Xing, and the little day is the first month of the month."
The third one gave her name as Qiyue, and the fourth one as Jingshui, and they all talked about their little days.
Zhen Miaomo did some calculations, took out a pen and wrote on the rice paper the days when the four of them slept together, all within their safe period.
It's just that although the names of these people were elegant, they were a bit awkward to pronounce. Zhen Miao didn't remember them all after listening to them, starting from the first one.Directly replaced it with Shen Yuluoyan and Closed Moon Shame Flower, then dried up the ink, and handed it to Luo Tianzhen with satisfaction: "Your Majesty, do you think this will work?"
"What is this?" Luo Tianzhen always felt that something was wrong, so he shook the paper in his hand.
Zhen Miao pointed to Yuan Shan who was standing on the far left: "I think their names are hard to remember. From the left, they are called Chen Yu, Luo Yan, Closed Moon, and Shame Flower. What is written on the back is the days when they served you. Three days. Uh, if Shizi thinks it’s not enough, you can add more. But I don’t think Shizi should be too tired, right?”
After finishing speaking, Luo Tianxuan's face was so dark that it couldn't get any darker.
Twelve days, is he that weak?
No, this is not the point of being angry, the point is that he just asked her to arrange some things for these maidservants to do.Don't worry about him if you have nothing to do, what the hell is she doing!
Do you think he is the current saint, and you can't turn over the green card!
The four Tongfangs looked joyful, and said in unison: "Thank you, Grandma!"
Qiyue, who is now called Guanyue, secretly rejoices in her heart.
In the past, it was good that the prince always rested in her room.But never touched her once.
But Shizi clearly wanted it again, she pondered.I'm afraid it's the son who abides by the rules and guards for the grandma who hasn't passed the family.
Now that the eldest grandma opened the mouth herself, there is no cat that does not get fishy, the son will never do it by himself again.
The other three were even more delighted.
One must know that the son has not stepped into their room for a whole year, the eldest grandma is really a bodhisattva!
"Thank you." A voice sounded.
The faces of the four passers-by were still filled with unconcealable joy. Hearing this, he just wanted to express his gratitude and loyalty again, but he quickly reacted.No, this is Shizi's voice!
Luo Tianxuan suppressed his anger and tore the piece of paper to pieces.Then threw it directly out the window.
When the wind blows, the pieces of paper are scattered like countless paper butterflies.
The faces of the four Tongfang turned pale at the same time.
Luo Tianxuan didn't even look at it, and said to Zhen Miao, "I'm outside most of the time, so don't bother to arrange this."
No arrangement?
Zhen Miao's complexion also turned ugly.
It's not okay to mess around, what should I do if I have a child?
"Your Majesty, there are no rules, that won't make a big difference, let's arrange it." Sensing that the other party's eyes were getting colder and colder, Zhen Miao said bravely.
Luo Tianxuan was amused: "Zhen Si, I only heard that pampering concubines and destroying wives is breaking the rules, but I didn't hear that it's breaking the rules not to sleep in the same room!"
"Not sleeping?" Zhen Miao blinked.
Did she hear something wrong?
A playfulness flashed in Luo Tianzheng's eyes.
How did he forget that this is a fool who is always confused? Is she thinking about something again?
With a wave of his hand: "You all go down."
"Shizi—" The four of them didn't move.
"Get out." Luo Tianxuan's eyes were as cold as ice, and he swept over the four of them. The four of them trembled as if they were immersed in a cold pool, and they saluted in embarrassment and left.
Seeing this, the serving maids in the room withdrew.
For a moment, there were only two Zhen Miao left in the room.
"My lord, what did you mean by what you just said?" Zhen Miao asked again anxiously.
If Shizi doesn't take turns sleeping like she thought, it seems acceptable to be slept by him?
His face turned red, and he secretly despised himself for becoming more and more immoral.
Well, as long as I can live comfortably, I will have a cute baby to raise in the future. What is morality, can it be eaten as meat?
Zhen Miao felt at ease again.
"That's what you understand." Seeing Zhen Miao blushing, Luo Tianzheng's ears turned red as if possessed by evil.
"What?"
"It's just that I only plan to sleep with the wife I'm married to, do you understand?" Luo Tianzheng sighed and said desperately.
"What?" Zhen Miao was dumbfounded, completely unable to believe what she heard.
And this good thing?
Heaven and earth, is she really the legendary heroine Mary Su?
"Could it be a dream?" Zhen Miao stretched out her hand to pinch her, sighed in disappointment, and muttered, "It doesn't hurt at all, so I just said there is no such good thing!"
Luo Tianzheng took a cold breath, gritted his teeth and said: "Of course you don't hurt, you are the one who pinched me!"
"Ah, I'm sorry." Zhen Miao looked down, quickly let go of her hands, and asked cautiously, "Does it hurt?"
Luo Tianxuan stretched out his arm, and said word by word: "It's all blue, do you think it hurts?"
Which god did he offend!
Zhen Miao breathed a sigh of relief and showed a big smile: "It's fine if it hurts. I won't have to pinch myself again."
What the hell!
Luo Tianxuan almost cursed out.
Now he knows why every time he sees that starling, he always has the urge to tear it apart.
The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. With such a master, can any good products be raised?
"My lord, what do you think of the zipper I made?" Zhen Miao picked up the zipper made of a flower petal and showed it to Luo Tianxuan.
She is not stupid, Luo Tianzheng can say such a thing, no matter whether he can do it or not, at least it sounds comfortable.
That being the case, she is happy to get along well with people.Especially since this man is the father of her future child.
Luo Tianzhen looked at it for a long time, but he really couldn't see what Zhen Miao made up, so he said against his will, "Not bad."
The stitches are pretty flat.
Just asking him at the beginning, isn't it really embarrassing?
"That's good. I'll tie the jade pendant together and wear it for you." Zhen Miao breathed a sigh of relief.He lowered his head, and his fingers were as nimble as flying.
This kind of plum blossom knot hanging from the top has a bat pattern on the front and back, which is very complicated, and it was Wen Yahan who taught her.
It may take a few days to compile it.
"What jade pendant?"
"It was given to me by my grandfather today. I saw it. It is suitable for men to wear."
Luo Tianzhen was silent for a while.
On the jade pendant, a tiger is carved on one side.He carved a leopard on one side, and when he was with his grandfather when he was a child, he liked to touch it, and even asked his grandfather for it.
I remember my grandfather said that when he grows up, he will give him this jade pendant.
But before he grew up, something happened to his grandfather.This jade pendant was also forgotten by him.
Unexpectedly, after going around and going around, it was actually delivered to him by Zhen Miao.
this feeling.It's really amazing.
One of the two bowed their heads to chat, and the other was thinking about something. Although neither of them spoke, the atmosphere was a rare fusion.
The next morning, the mother-in-law who checked the return ceremony again let out a scream, and stumbled to report to the housekeeper's second wife, Tian Shi.
After hearing this, the second lady took the old woman to see the old lady.
Knowing that she was going back home today, Zhen Miao woke up early on purpose, accompanied by Luo Tianzheng to greet the old Duke and the old lady, and brought sweet and sour fruit tea.
The old man hadn't gotten up yet, only the old lady saw them, and seeing that Zhen Miao had really brought fruit tea, she nodded, "Daughter-in-law, you have a heart. I'll let the old man taste this tea when he wakes up." .”
Zhen Miao thanked her with a smile, and said softly, "Grandmother, if grandpa likes it, please remember to tell me, and I will make it for grandpa."
The little girl of fourteen or fifteen years old had a delicate and soft voice and a clean smile. No matter how prejudiced the old lady was against Zhen Miao before, she softened a little when she saw a real person, and smiled immediately: "Okay, wait for something." Pack it up, hurry up and remember to come back for dinner."
Three dynasties return home, is not allowed to spend the night at her mother's house.
Just as he was talking, the second wife Tian came in with a woman.
The woman looked terrified, and the old lady was displeased when she saw it, and asked Tian: "What's going on?"
The second wife, Tian Shi, had a look of lingering fear: "Old madam, you'd better listen to what this woman has to say."
"Da Lang, Da Lang's daughter-in-law, you go back first."
Tian hesitated to speak: "Madam, this matter has something to do with Dalang and the others—"
"Say, what's the matter?" The old lady looked at the old woman with blazing eyes.
The woman tremblingly said: "Old Madam, this old slave is responsible for preparing the homecoming ceremony. I will check again this morning to see if there are any omissions. Who knows, who knows, as soon as the box containing the roasted pig is opened , but found that the seven orifices of the roasted pig were covered with insects and ants!"
The old lady frowned, but she didn't lose her composure, and asked in a deep voice, "What else?"
The woman hurriedly said: "Madam, it's strange to say, everything else is fine, but there is something wrong with the roast pig."
Speaking of this, she unconsciously glanced at Zhen Miao.
The roasted pig symbolizes the chastity of the bride.
Everything else is fine, but the seven orifices of this roasted pig are covered with insects and ants, it really has to make people think too much.
"Bring up the roast pig."
"Old lady, that roasted pig looks very scary. You are a noble man, so you can't see that." The old woman persuaded.
If she scares the master, her few lives are not enough to pay.
It's just that the matter of roasting pigs is very important, and there is no way to hide it.
"Bring it up." The old lady said without any doubt.
In the early years, she had two pairs of hammer heads, and she even knocked the melon seeds on the enemy's head, so she was afraid that a pig's head would fail? (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)
Luo Tianxuan really couldn't help beating someone.
He knows what a fart, he hasn't entered the door of these common rooms for a year.
No, even in the previous life, he didn't bother to remember these things, okay?
Zhen Miao really didn't know why this person was so angry, she smiled tolerantly, and looked at Yuan Shan: "Yuan Shan, the crown prince may really not know, could it be that you can't remember?"
If she really can't remember, she doesn't plan to arrange bed attendants.
Although at present these Tongfangs should be able to drink Bizi Tang, but her sunflower water has not arrived, and if her stomach does not move after three or four years, it is impossible for the old lady to avoid their Bizi Tang.
If she really came up with a concubine's eldest son, she really felt that this day would be impossible!
"Get out if you don't say anything!" Luo Tianxuan couldn't get angry with Zhen Miao, but couldn't get angry with a small Tongfang, so he got angry immediately.
Yuan Shan shook his body and said tremblingly: "My servant, my young life is in the middle of the moon."
"Uh, what about you?" Zhen Miao looked at the next one.
The servant girl bowed gracefully: "Back to the eldest grandma, the servant girl is called Chui Xing, and the little day is the first month of the month."
The third one gave her name as Qiyue, and the fourth one as Jingshui, and they all talked about their little days.
Zhen Miaomo did some calculations, took out a pen and wrote on the rice paper the days when the four of them slept together, all within their safe period.
It's just that although the names of these people were elegant, they were a bit awkward to pronounce. Zhen Miao didn't remember them all after listening to them, starting from the first one.Directly replaced it with Shen Yuluoyan and Closed Moon Shame Flower, then dried up the ink, and handed it to Luo Tianzhen with satisfaction: "Your Majesty, do you think this will work?"
"What is this?" Luo Tianzhen always felt that something was wrong, so he shook the paper in his hand.
Zhen Miao pointed to Yuan Shan who was standing on the far left: "I think their names are hard to remember. From the left, they are called Chen Yu, Luo Yan, Closed Moon, and Shame Flower. What is written on the back is the days when they served you. Three days. Uh, if Shizi thinks it’s not enough, you can add more. But I don’t think Shizi should be too tired, right?”
After finishing speaking, Luo Tianxuan's face was so dark that it couldn't get any darker.
Twelve days, is he that weak?
No, this is not the point of being angry, the point is that he just asked her to arrange some things for these maidservants to do.Don't worry about him if you have nothing to do, what the hell is she doing!
Do you think he is the current saint, and you can't turn over the green card!
The four Tongfangs looked joyful, and said in unison: "Thank you, Grandma!"
Qiyue, who is now called Guanyue, secretly rejoices in her heart.
In the past, it was good that the prince always rested in her room.But never touched her once.
But Shizi clearly wanted it again, she pondered.I'm afraid it's the son who abides by the rules and guards for the grandma who hasn't passed the family.
Now that the eldest grandma opened the mouth herself, there is no cat that does not get fishy, the son will never do it by himself again.
The other three were even more delighted.
One must know that the son has not stepped into their room for a whole year, the eldest grandma is really a bodhisattva!
"Thank you." A voice sounded.
The faces of the four passers-by were still filled with unconcealable joy. Hearing this, he just wanted to express his gratitude and loyalty again, but he quickly reacted.No, this is Shizi's voice!
Luo Tianxuan suppressed his anger and tore the piece of paper to pieces.Then threw it directly out the window.
When the wind blows, the pieces of paper are scattered like countless paper butterflies.
The faces of the four Tongfang turned pale at the same time.
Luo Tianxuan didn't even look at it, and said to Zhen Miao, "I'm outside most of the time, so don't bother to arrange this."
No arrangement?
Zhen Miao's complexion also turned ugly.
It's not okay to mess around, what should I do if I have a child?
"Your Majesty, there are no rules, that won't make a big difference, let's arrange it." Sensing that the other party's eyes were getting colder and colder, Zhen Miao said bravely.
Luo Tianxuan was amused: "Zhen Si, I only heard that pampering concubines and destroying wives is breaking the rules, but I didn't hear that it's breaking the rules not to sleep in the same room!"
"Not sleeping?" Zhen Miao blinked.
Did she hear something wrong?
A playfulness flashed in Luo Tianzheng's eyes.
How did he forget that this is a fool who is always confused? Is she thinking about something again?
With a wave of his hand: "You all go down."
"Shizi—" The four of them didn't move.
"Get out." Luo Tianxuan's eyes were as cold as ice, and he swept over the four of them. The four of them trembled as if they were immersed in a cold pool, and they saluted in embarrassment and left.
Seeing this, the serving maids in the room withdrew.
For a moment, there were only two Zhen Miao left in the room.
"My lord, what did you mean by what you just said?" Zhen Miao asked again anxiously.
If Shizi doesn't take turns sleeping like she thought, it seems acceptable to be slept by him?
His face turned red, and he secretly despised himself for becoming more and more immoral.
Well, as long as I can live comfortably, I will have a cute baby to raise in the future. What is morality, can it be eaten as meat?
Zhen Miao felt at ease again.
"That's what you understand." Seeing Zhen Miao blushing, Luo Tianzheng's ears turned red as if possessed by evil.
"What?"
"It's just that I only plan to sleep with the wife I'm married to, do you understand?" Luo Tianzheng sighed and said desperately.
"What?" Zhen Miao was dumbfounded, completely unable to believe what she heard.
And this good thing?
Heaven and earth, is she really the legendary heroine Mary Su?
"Could it be a dream?" Zhen Miao stretched out her hand to pinch her, sighed in disappointment, and muttered, "It doesn't hurt at all, so I just said there is no such good thing!"
Luo Tianzheng took a cold breath, gritted his teeth and said: "Of course you don't hurt, you are the one who pinched me!"
"Ah, I'm sorry." Zhen Miao looked down, quickly let go of her hands, and asked cautiously, "Does it hurt?"
Luo Tianxuan stretched out his arm, and said word by word: "It's all blue, do you think it hurts?"
Which god did he offend!
Zhen Miao breathed a sigh of relief and showed a big smile: "It's fine if it hurts. I won't have to pinch myself again."
What the hell!
Luo Tianxuan almost cursed out.
Now he knows why every time he sees that starling, he always has the urge to tear it apart.
The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. With such a master, can any good products be raised?
"My lord, what do you think of the zipper I made?" Zhen Miao picked up the zipper made of a flower petal and showed it to Luo Tianxuan.
She is not stupid, Luo Tianzheng can say such a thing, no matter whether he can do it or not, at least it sounds comfortable.
That being the case, she is happy to get along well with people.Especially since this man is the father of her future child.
Luo Tianzhen looked at it for a long time, but he really couldn't see what Zhen Miao made up, so he said against his will, "Not bad."
The stitches are pretty flat.
Just asking him at the beginning, isn't it really embarrassing?
"That's good. I'll tie the jade pendant together and wear it for you." Zhen Miao breathed a sigh of relief.He lowered his head, and his fingers were as nimble as flying.
This kind of plum blossom knot hanging from the top has a bat pattern on the front and back, which is very complicated, and it was Wen Yahan who taught her.
It may take a few days to compile it.
"What jade pendant?"
"It was given to me by my grandfather today. I saw it. It is suitable for men to wear."
Luo Tianzhen was silent for a while.
On the jade pendant, a tiger is carved on one side.He carved a leopard on one side, and when he was with his grandfather when he was a child, he liked to touch it, and even asked his grandfather for it.
I remember my grandfather said that when he grows up, he will give him this jade pendant.
But before he grew up, something happened to his grandfather.This jade pendant was also forgotten by him.
Unexpectedly, after going around and going around, it was actually delivered to him by Zhen Miao.
this feeling.It's really amazing.
One of the two bowed their heads to chat, and the other was thinking about something. Although neither of them spoke, the atmosphere was a rare fusion.
The next morning, the mother-in-law who checked the return ceremony again let out a scream, and stumbled to report to the housekeeper's second wife, Tian Shi.
After hearing this, the second lady took the old woman to see the old lady.
Knowing that she was going back home today, Zhen Miao woke up early on purpose, accompanied by Luo Tianzheng to greet the old Duke and the old lady, and brought sweet and sour fruit tea.
The old man hadn't gotten up yet, only the old lady saw them, and seeing that Zhen Miao had really brought fruit tea, she nodded, "Daughter-in-law, you have a heart. I'll let the old man taste this tea when he wakes up." .”
Zhen Miao thanked her with a smile, and said softly, "Grandmother, if grandpa likes it, please remember to tell me, and I will make it for grandpa."
The little girl of fourteen or fifteen years old had a delicate and soft voice and a clean smile. No matter how prejudiced the old lady was against Zhen Miao before, she softened a little when she saw a real person, and smiled immediately: "Okay, wait for something." Pack it up, hurry up and remember to come back for dinner."
Three dynasties return home, is not allowed to spend the night at her mother's house.
Just as he was talking, the second wife Tian came in with a woman.
The woman looked terrified, and the old lady was displeased when she saw it, and asked Tian: "What's going on?"
The second wife, Tian Shi, had a look of lingering fear: "Old madam, you'd better listen to what this woman has to say."
"Da Lang, Da Lang's daughter-in-law, you go back first."
Tian hesitated to speak: "Madam, this matter has something to do with Dalang and the others—"
"Say, what's the matter?" The old lady looked at the old woman with blazing eyes.
The woman tremblingly said: "Old Madam, this old slave is responsible for preparing the homecoming ceremony. I will check again this morning to see if there are any omissions. Who knows, who knows, as soon as the box containing the roasted pig is opened , but found that the seven orifices of the roasted pig were covered with insects and ants!"
The old lady frowned, but she didn't lose her composure, and asked in a deep voice, "What else?"
The woman hurriedly said: "Madam, it's strange to say, everything else is fine, but there is something wrong with the roast pig."
Speaking of this, she unconsciously glanced at Zhen Miao.
The roasted pig symbolizes the chastity of the bride.
Everything else is fine, but the seven orifices of this roasted pig are covered with insects and ants, it really has to make people think too much.
"Bring up the roast pig."
"Old lady, that roasted pig looks very scary. You are a noble man, so you can't see that." The old woman persuaded.
If she scares the master, her few lives are not enough to pay.
It's just that the matter of roasting pigs is very important, and there is no way to hide it.
"Bring it up." The old lady said without any doubt.
In the early years, she had two pairs of hammer heads, and she even knocked the melon seeds on the enemy's head, so she was afraid that a pig's head would fail? (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)
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