The Swordsman of Faerûn

Chapter 304 William's Embarrassing Dinner

Tarun is a rogue, a halfling who is good at reconnaissance and hiding. Like other halflings, Taren's mouth never seems to be idle. He is always bragging, complaining, whining, or saying something Nasty mean words.Of course, except when Talen's mouth is full of food, if he can eat ten meals a day, he will definitely not stop at the ninth meal.

Now Tarun had to trek on the wasteland dirt road under the scorching sun that was enough to roast lizard eggs. The thick sand-proof cloak seemed to be unable to block the poisonous sunlight at all, giving Tarun the illusion of being in the dwarven underground forge. .

"Brando Bliss (halfling god of thieves), I hate rushing at this time. And you little villain—" Taron complained angrily to the half-dead sand lizard beside him: " If you can live up to it, maybe we'll be drinking rum comfortably in Emmanra's tavern by now!"

Sand lizards are social animals. Wild sand lizard groups are quite similar to small wolf packs. They are omnivorous creatures. Reptiles such as scorpions, pincers, centipedes, and snakes in the desert, as well as rats, otters, and weasels Small rodents of the same class are all preyed on by sand lizards. Sand lizards also eat young leaves, tubers, and fruits of plants, and even use bark, hay and other plant fibers to satisfy their hunger when they are hungry.Domesticated sand lizards can bear heavy loads and run freely. If their size is ignored, even sand camels cannot match them in terms of performance. They can almost replace domestic dogs within the scope of the Enook Desert. Especially for small human-like intelligent races such as halflings and gnomes, sand lizards are absolutely indispensable animal power.

On that night a few days ago, Ibrando's divine power also affected Lambert, another small village more than a dozen miles away from Emmanuel. It was also a sand lizard riot, but there was no Emmanuel. As crazy as the sand lizard.After a lot of turmoil, only a small number of unlucky sand lizards "got mad" their lives, and most of the surviving lizards looked dead skinned and drooping. .

The sand lizard next to Tarun was already the least affected among them, but it looked too sluggish compared to usual, without the sharpness and swiftness of a normal sand lizard.No one knows the cause of the sand lizard disturbance (except for William's family), Talen and several of his companions need to go to nearby villages to inquire and exchange information to determine the loss of the entire disaster.

When the afternoon sun was no longer so fierce, Tarun finally saw the low stone wall of Emmanra, and he muttered half complaining and half complaining: "Aha! What a disgusting ugly wall, Why does it remind me of Todd's ugly pockmarked face every time I see it. No, I have to drink a coconut rum first (a rum with dried dates added in the brewing process, has A unique flavor, the favorite of most alcoholics in the desert)”

But after a gust of hot wind blew past, Tarun's face froze. As long as the residents of Faerun knew what it was-the stench of corpses, a large number of corpses were slowly rotting. Tarun was also experienced in this area. He Even the approximate time of death of the corpse can be judged by the smell.

Dead bodies, the scorched body of the sand lizard, the half-decomposed corpse of the sand camel beast, and the corpses of the villagers buried under the sand, the loose sandy soil could not cover all their traces.

This is a terrible slaughterhouse, and Tarun can't be sure what happened in it. The dead villagers have no scars on their bodies, as if they died naturally in their sleep. The halfling knows that this situation can only be done by magic.Tarun can speak a little Elven language, but that doesn't mean he has the ability to read and write Elvish characters, not to mention Misha's grammar level is also very problematic.Some frightened halflings decided to check out the village, to see what clues they could find.

The broken and shapeless wooden doors and the collapsed houses, Tarun could easily judge that they were caused by the destruction of huge brute force, but he couldn't be sure what kind of existence did it.Behemoth?giant?dragon?Or some other powerful monsters. Talen didn't remember any terrifying giant monsters in this area. The desolate lonely wasteland and the lost land couldn't support such powerful creatures at the top of the food chain.

Speaking of which, the deserted saline-alkali land where Emmanla and Lambert are located is really a strange existence. There is no shortage of water sources here, and the land is not that barren and barren, but nothing has been formed for more than a thousand years. With a stable ecological food chain, birds, beasts, and insects are not willing to settle down in this land, and even the desert area dozens of miles away is more popular with them than here.Only humans, and only humans dare to settle in this silent land. They plant (crops, pastures) and raise (sand camels, sand lizards, cattle and sheep), and receive passing business travelers. Here people don’t even need to worry about wild animals. Harassment from monsters, in this regard, this land can be regarded as the best "sanctuary" for humans. If it weren't for the lack of vitality here, the various races in Faerun would definitely fight for it.

William hadn't made up his mind whether to change the planned itinerary, and he couldn't use the word "unknown danger" to convince himself to give up the journey.After the incident with Ibrando, William finally saw the real supernatural power in this world, which was the real unknown power that he could not understand for the time being, at least for William.

Human beings are afraid of the unknown, sublimation or sinking because of fear.There are no qualified puzzlers around William. Since the elimination of Ibrando, the other side of Xiao Mi Luna (Li Mi Luna) has been silent, and I don’t know when it became quite a "magic stick". Yasuna attributed it to the power of the gods. Of course, what she said was true, but unfortunately it was not the answer William wanted.Although William is not the kind of fanatical scientism materialist, but theism is not in line with his disposition.

However, although William lost dozens of taels of blood this time, the process was thrilling and thrilling, but the rewards were not insignificant. A single psychic weapon that is almost "transformation into a dragon" can cover all the sacrifices.For the past few days, William has been recovering with the autumn water knife. You must know that a normal person only needs to lose more than [-] milliliters of blood, which is enough to endanger his life. Such a person who lost more than half of his blood and survived would definitely be enough to make experts all over the world shout "this is unscientific" in his previous life.

To be honest, William was able to survive this time, thanks to the ability "evolved" by Qiu Shui Dao and the mysterious magic power. As long as the sword is in hand, William's physical strength and endurance will always be at the peak state. The technique even claims that the dead can be resurrected, coupled with William's powerful body's hematopoietic ability, his recovery speed is beyond imagination, but in seven or eight days, his body's vitality has recovered too much, and his face is not so good. Gray and ugly.However, William has also eaten a lot in order to supplement nutrition these days. The so-called "a solar eclipse" and "the number of arrows (shit) left in one day and one night" are by no means an exaggerated joke.

It is said that William had just finished the tuba and was about to do the Crouching Tiger Kung Fu to speed up the circulation of Qi and blood. Finia pushed the door in with a tomahawk and said, "William, someone was spying on us just now."

William did not answer, but took a deep breath, lying down like a fierce tiger, his whole body trembled at a frequency invisible to the naked eye, his spine rose and fell like a big dragon, like a terrifying big cat sleeping and breathing .

"It's a halfling, riding a 'soil crawler', sneaky and not a good thing, I ran away before I got close to him, next time I meet him, I must catch him." Finia knew William was working hard and couldn't speak. After Gu Zi said everything he wanted to say, he turned around and left to continue her security patrol after a few more words.

I don't know how long it passed, the sky was dark, the moon was rising, and William, who was about to reach the end of his career, felt the energy and blood in his body rushing like a sea tide.William suddenly jumped up, like a tiger jumping on a sheep, a leopard hunting a deer, suddenly and suddenly, full of murderous intent.However, William knew that his blood and vitality had not yet fully recovered, and such a rush of blood would only be short-lived for a while. Slowly calming it down, the skin turned from red to white, although it was still hard to see the blood color, it was slightly more radiant than before.

William refrained from his efforts and stood up, only to see Misha and Miluna standing in front of him, looking at him with piercing eyes.The two little girls regarded William's various strange behaviors as strange, and watched them with great interest every time. From time to time, they would show their teeth and claws and imitate them a few times, and occasionally pinch their throats to imitate William's low howls Voice.There is one thing that the two little girls are most interested in but have never been able to learn, and that is William's "face-changing" kung fu.

Misha'er hugged her brother's palm and shook it vigorously for a few times, begging coquettishly: "Good William, teach me, teach me how to change color, sometimes red and sometimes white, Mishaer promises not to tell anyone Yes." Mi Luna next to her also blinked a pair of sparkling eyes and nodded "Yi Ya", her small face was covered with words "me too".

William looked at the two little girls with a feeling of dumbfounding. The change in his complexion was caused by the qi and blood in his body running to the extreme, and the blood qi poured into the whole body. How can he teach others unless the other party can carry it by himself like him? Qi and blood, but if the other party really has such ability, there is no need for him to teach him, he has already learned the skill of "changing face" automatically.

William smiled to himself, shook his head and said with a smile: "This skill is not easy to learn, let's talk about it when you two grow taller. Oh, go and call Yasuna and Finia back, I seem to feel a little hungry again."

Misha'er's face collapsed, and she pouted her mouth and said, "Hmph! When I grow up tomorrow, William will become a big fool! Hehehe——" Misha'er pointed at The elder brother made a grimace, and "giggled" with Xiaomi Luna and ran out one after the other.

Big eater?William touched his thunderous chest and abdomen, and couldn't help but smiled wryly.For the past few days, in order to speed up his body's recovery, he has almost fully mobilized the functions of his stomach and other digestive organs to the maximum. After a catty of meat is eaten, the gastric juice intestine can digest and decompose it almost in the blink of an eye, but the body's absorption and utilization of nutrients is not so fast and efficient, so William has to use pile exercises every time to speed up the body's absorption of nutrients and hematopoiesis. speed.For normal people, this is definitely not a pleasant thing.

Dinner is the [Hero Feast] summoned by Yasuna. Magical food can only provide energy but not nutrients. Stomach troubles and a few hours of comfortable sleep.

When William's family ate, there was no restriction on "eat without talking". Yasuna sipped roe brain milk (a horse-shaped beast that lived in the Temple of Nature, with deer's horns and lion's claws. The deer's brain has a strange fragrance, sweet and sweet, and it is a supreme delicacy), and asked with a coquettish look on his brows: "William, someone is spying on us today, what are your plans next?"

William, who was lowering his head to savor the delicious food, raised his head when he heard the words, and saw Yasuna's lips covered with a layer of roe brain milk. The pink and white brain milk was more crystal clear and smooth than milk, and her cherry red lips were beautifully adorned. I couldn't help the ripples in my heart, and layers of thoughts gushed out.

What a seductive bitch!William coughed involuntarily, and forced himself to suppress the desire in his heart. Now that he has lost his vitality, it is absolutely unwise to have sex indiscriminately.But being able to be aroused by Yasuna also shows that William's body has basically recovered by [-] to [-]%, and after a period of time to strengthen his foundation and cultivate his strength, his physical strength will definitely improve to a higher level.

There is a woman by his side but he can watch and eat, but William’s mood is a little uneasy. He restrained his eyes and said indifferently: "Are you planning? This is not a place to stay for a long time. Now that most of my body has recovered, I have arrived. It's time to leave. I'm afraid we will enter the desert next, what do you think?"
Yasuna licked the corners of her lips with the tip of her tender tongue, and said with a winking smile: "Desert, I just want to see what the desert looks like, is it really like the old gray hands?" More expansive than snowfields as you say? More deadly (for frost giants)?"

"Most of your body has recovered, which is really good news. We haven't had sex together for a long time, how about tonight?" Even with William's thick skin, he couldn't stand Yasuna's blatant courtship, Especially in front of the two little girls.

William's face was flushed, and he smelled like pork liver sauce. With a gloomy face, he scolded coldly: "Shut up! Is it time to talk about this! Hmph - go to bed after dinner, and have to go on the road tomorrow "

William has never had such an embarrassing dinner like today, and finally ran away in embarrassment. He secretly felt ruthless in his heart, and when I fully recovered, I must put that slutty woman in eighteen ways every day Practice hard, to snow tonight's humiliation.

(End of this chapter)