The rise of the poor

Chapter 1487 I'm a Stupid Pig

Chengbei Building is located in the North City of Yingtian City. Since its opening in the morning, there have been people coming and going, and the business is very good.Regardless of the vulgar name, it is one of the famous restaurants in Yingtian City. The owner of the restaurant does not have much culture. Because the site is located in the north of the city, it is named Chengbeilou.It is famous for its culinary skills. The owner and chef of the restaurant comes from a family of imperial chefs, and the family has been imperial chefs for three generations.In his generation, the inheritance has not been broken. He has been an imperial cook in the palace for ten years. Because his concubine passed away, he returned home in filial piety. To make up for his lack, the owner of Chengbeilou had no choice but to stay in Yingtian and open the Chengbeilou. +
Because the North Tower is located in the north, unlike the south of the city, it was not the first time to learn the news of the Japanese pirates invading Jiangning.

It is a little later than Chengnan.

When all the diners were eating and drinking, suddenly someone hurried into the restaurant, went to a seat and searched a person who was drinking, "Brother, stop drinking, come home with me. ""

"Second brother, can you change your impatient nature? Why are you so anxious, this food and drink only moved your chopsticks, isn't it a waste when you go home now? This braised lion head was made by Mr. Wang himself. There are so many tables. It's not easy to grab this plate, hurry up, sit down, taste the cooking skills of Mr. Wang's royal chef, and it won't be too late to go home after eating together."

The eldest brother at the wine table smiled disapprovingly, patted the second child on the shoulder, and asked him to sit down and eat together.

"Brother, what are you going to eat? Something serious happened, go home quickly, the house is waiting for your decision."

The second brother broke free from the boss's hand, and began to pull the boss out again.

"Second brother, I'm not talking about you, you are too rough, our family lives with two grocery stores, what big things can happen, calm down, do you understand, sit down and eat vegetables!"

The boss glared at the second child, then withdrew his hand, patted the chair, and ordered in the manner of a big brother.

"Brother, you still eat, the Japanese pirates are coming!" The second child cried, "Hurry up and go home."

The pirates are here?!
The boss couldn't help but raised his head and glanced at the second child. After hearing this, other people in the restaurant also looked at the second child. "

After a second of silence in the restaurant, laughter suddenly broke out, and the laughter almost toppled the roof of the building.

The boss leaned forward and back with a big laugh, tears were about to come out, he patted the table with one hand, and pointed at the second with the other, grinning from ear to ear, "Second, I didn't expect you to have a talent for being funny, haha, what did you say?" The Japanese pirates are here, and they laughed out of the whole restaurant. Well, yes, I remembered, two days ago you told me that famous emergency military joke about Zhao Kuo, um, yes, so soon you It will be used, good, good.
Boss Wang's voice fell behind, and the laughter in the restaurant became louder. The brothers of the Wang family are regular customers of the restaurant, and the regular customers basically know each other. They laughed and joked about the two brothers.
Come.

"Hahaha, Boss Wang, your brother is so funny, it seems that he wants to stand shoulder to shoulder with Zhao Kuo in the present age."

"However, your family's second son is still a bit off. Zhao Kuo is the number one scholar in the world. As the number one scholar, he said the unbelievable 'Japanese pirates are coming', and the contrast effect is better."

"If Zhao Kuo was here in the current world, he must be very pleased, hehe, his way is not alone.
For a while, the restaurant was filled with a joyful atmosphere, just like the New Year. "Seeing the happy smiling faces of the eldest brother and everyone in the restaurant, Wang Lao Er couldn't help stamping his feet, and shouted hysterically, "The Japanese pirates are here, they are really here, this is not scaremongering, let alone a joke! It's real Yes! The Japanese pirates have broken through the Jiangning camp, killed 400 people, injured countless people, and set fire to the entire barracks. Not only that, this group of Japanese pirates also drove the defeated soldiers into Jiangning Town, killing people and setting them on fire , the whole of Jiangning was bleeding like a river, and the whole city was set on fire! The flames set half the sky on fire! You can see it clearly from the south gate! The south of the city has long been messed up! I couldn’t believe the news. I went up to the high-rise building and saw the flames of Jiangning, and saw the people who escaped from Jiangning. I couldn’t believe it. Also, all the gates of our Yingtian city were closed, and they were locked tightly! Brother, do you all think I’m joking?! Do you still think about eating and drinking here?!”?
After Wang Lao Er yelled, the whole restaurant fell into a terribly quiet place!
The pirates are coming!

The Japanese pirates killed through the Jiangning Camp and captured Jiangning Town? !
real or fake? !
impossible? !
impossible!Will not!I do not believe!This must not be true!Jiangning is at the foot of my Yingtian, and it is my gate. There are Jiangning battalion guards outside the city walls of Jiangning. How could it be so easily captured by Japanese pirates!

Impossible!

So, this news is false.Well, it must be fake, hehe, I was almost bluffed by Wang Laoer.

After a few seconds of silence, someone in the restaurant coughed and laughed, "Ahem, Wang Er Er, you can do it, your talent in funny has the potential to catch up with Zhao Kuo in the present. Quietly, your vacation The military situation almost bluffed us all, much more than the emergency military situation of Zhao Kuo in the present world."

The man's voice fell behind, and the silence and depression in the restaurant was instantly swept away.

"Yeah, yes, I almost believed it. This guy Wang Laoer said that he has a nose and eyes, and I broke out in cold sweat. Hehe, interesting, interesting, I will use this to scare people later."

"Hahaha, it's really fake news. I felt something was wrong at the beginning. Jiangning is the gate of our Yingtian, and there are Jiangning battalion guards outside the city. The Japanese invaded the Jiangning battalion first and then the Jiangning town?! How is that possible!"

"Hahaha, Wang Lao Er, Wang Lao Er, I really have you."

"Wang Er Er, with you here, Zhao Kuo is not alone anymore, hahahaha, your joke is interesting."

The people in the restaurant pointed at Wang Lao Er, smiled and shook their heads, half wryly smiling and half teasing.

what? !

joke?

You still don't believe it? !
Wang Laoer glanced at the people in the restaurant who were pointing and laughing at him, couldn't help but get angry, clenched his fists and shouted: "What are you laughing at, the Japanese pirates are here, is it funny?! Is it funny that the Japanese pirates murdered and set fire to you?" ?! Jiang Ning has already suffered countless casualties and blood is flowing like rivers! The next target of the Japanese pirates is our Yingtian!"

Uh? !

Is this Wang Lao Er funny and addicted? !
Everyone in the restaurant was stunned for a moment, then shook their heads and smiled wryly.

"That's enough for the second child! It's almost enough!" Boss Wang saw that his brother was too involved, too much, it was enough to make a joke, but it would be annoying if it was endless, and he had to come to this restaurant often, so he couldn't help but yelled loudly.

"It's okay, Boss Wang, you have a heart, and you want to surpass Zhao Kuo in the current world, hahahaha."

Someone in the restaurant laughed and said.

"Shut up! You can insult me, but you can't insult Zhuangyuanlang! He predicted a few days ago that Japanese pirates would harass us, and reminded us kindly, but it turned out to be a joke in the whole city. Now I feel ashamed Panic! I want to apologize to Zhuangyuanlang. I, Wang Laoer, is a stupid pig. I misunderstood Zhuangyuanlang and failed the good intentions of Zhuangyuanlang. You, you, you, and you, everyone here idiot!"

Wang Laoer couldn't control it and exploded.

"Wang Er Er, you call yourself a stupid pig, we have no objection, but you call all of us pigs, this is over! This is not funny! You take the vulgarity as a joke, and the direction is wrong! "

"Wang Er, are you crazy?!"

"Second, you are enough!"

Wang Laoer's words seemed to ignite a gunpowder keg, and everyone in the restaurant was angry.

(End of this chapter)