The rise of the poor

Chapter 1634 Zhumen wine and meat stink

Zhu Pingan smiled gently, Li Shu's eyes were like silk, and the two looked at each other. The sparks of love were crackling, and the relationship was heating up rapidly. The room was full of affection, and the whole room seemed to have risen several degrees.

The maids, mothers and others present were all moved by the tacit understanding of love between the two... The body has no colorful phoenix and wings, but the heart is connected, the uncle and the lady are connected, so touching.

Among them, Hua'er, the little maid of Baozi, was the one who moved the most. Tears the size of beans rolled down from the corners of her eyes one after another.

At this moment, the disturbing sound of burning a piano and boiling two large bowls of cranes rang out ear-piercingly.

"The rich wine and meat smell (chou), and there are frozen bones on the road."

The piercing voice of the enchantress Ruo Nan rang out suddenly, instantly destroying the deep affection in this room.

In particular, the witch Ruonan deliberately paused on the word "Zhu", as if deliberately echoing the "Zhu" mansion.

All the maids and women present turned their heads to look at this spoiler with indignation.

"Ruo Nan, what are you talking about?" Baozi's little maid Hua'er said to the witch Ruonan in embarrassment and anger.

"Isn't what I said the truth?" The witch Ruonan shrugged her shoulders disapprovingly, not only did not reflect on it, but intensified it and continued: "The flood has just ended, and the waves have risen again. Now I don't know how many people in the world can't eat enough. , Not warm enough to wear, we have a large table full of delicacies from mountains and seas, all of which are delicious in color, fragrance, and taste. Only five people can eat it. If they can’t finish it, it’s impossible to reheat it the next day and eat it again. Don’t they have to throw it away? It stinks. There is no more than ten taels of silver for the food on this table. If you donate it, you don’t know how many poor people suffering from cold and hunger will be saved.”

The witch Ruonan didn't know how to repent, and her intensified words made all the maids and women even more angry.

"Ruo Nan!" Baozi's little maid Hua'er got angry, "My lady and uncle treat you like a guest, how can you do that?!"

"That's right, I'll treat you with good food and drink. You're still here with eccentricities and gossip, which spoils the scenery."

All the girls followed suit.

"Hehehe, it's okay, if the man is a guest, we are the host, if the guest can't speak freely, how can we fulfill the friendship of the landlord." Li Shu smiled slightly, waved her hand to stop Hua'er and the others.

"Young Madam still understands the truth." The enchantress Ruonan smiled slightly, and said slowly, "I have never seen the world before. Seeing this big table full of delicacies from mountains and seas, I think how many people in the world can't get enough to eat and wear clothes. It was not warm, so I couldn't help but sigh with emotion, "The rich wine and meat stink (chou), the road has frozen bones.".

"Ms. Ruonan is kind-hearted, but..." Li Shu paused slightly when she said this.

"But what?" the demon girl Ruonan asked.

At this time, she was a little excited, because the poem "the wine and meat of the Zhumen stinks, and the road is frozen to death" is a famous sentence through the ages, standing on the commanding heights of morality, if Li Shu refuted it, it would be a rich and unkind person.

Hehe, for such a rich and heartless person with a cold nature, can nerds treat her as a treasure again? !
"However, Ruo Nan misspelled this line of poetry." Li Shu smiled slightly and said seriously.

"I, read it wrong?" The demon girl Ruonan pointed to her nose, and smiled with disbelief.

Such a famous poem through the ages, I have often heard people say it since I was a child, whether it is a sour Confucian or a storyteller, it makes my ears callous.

How could it be wrong!

Unless Li Shu made a mistake, hehe, even Li Shu could make a mistake with such a simple line of poetry, which shows that it is a vase without much ink.

Bookworms are champions. Don’t storytellers and opera singers always say that they are in love with each other? How can Li Shu, a vase without ink, make nerds fall in love with each other? That is to say, she is beautiful and attracts nerds, but beauty can’t last long. No matter how beautiful she is, she has no inner meaning. , it will also make people slowly bored.

That's Hua'er's chance, oh, come to think of it, Hua'er only knows a few words.

Although the goods in my stomach are far inferior to nerds, they are still enough to train Hua'er, so that Hua'er can recite a few ancient poems, and for a few pairs, he should barely be able to match the red sleeves of nerds.
Li Shu is a vase without much ink, which can be said to be a surprise, the enchantress Ruo Nan couldn't help but bend her lips.

"Yes, Miss Ruonan misread this poem." Li Shu nodded with a smile.

"Oh, then Mrs. Lao will correct me." The enchantress Ruonan said excitedly with her lips curled up.

When the witch Ruonan was talking, she took a special look at Zhu Pingan, and saw Zhu Pingan smiling at Li Shu.

Seeing this, the demon girl Ruonan became even more excited, hehe, okay, this is a joke that bookworms are also watching Li Shu.

"This poem should read 'Zhu Men's wine and meat stinks (xiu), the road has frozen bones', and this character should read 'xiu' instead of 'chou'."

Li Shu looked at the demon girl Ruonan with her watery eyes, and explained seriously without any sarcasm.

"Pfft, it turns out that the poem is read wrong."

"I thought it was so powerful. I can't even tell the difference between stinky and xiu. I don't know who gave me the courage to show off in front of my uncle and miss."

"It still smells like 'chou', it shows off, it makes you feel weird, you should be ashamed of yourself now."

The girls and mothers present burst into laughter, either covering their mouths, or laughing deliberately.

The demon girl Ruonan's first reaction was disbelief. She didn't believe what Li Shu said, and she didn't believe that she had read it wrong.

This poem is not difficult. She has said it for so many years and heard it said so many times, so how could she mispronounce it.

"No book, Zhu Ping'an, did I really misread it? Is this poem 'Chou' or 'Xiu'?" the witch Ruonan looked doubtfully. Li Shu turned to Zhu Pingan and asked.

He used to call him a nerd, but when he got to the point of his mouth, he changed his name to Zhu Pingan when he saw girls with bad eyes around him.

"Ruonan girl, it's true that you mispronounced the poem. This poem is indeed 'the rich man's wine and meat stinks (xiu), and the road has frozen bones'."

Zhu Pingan couldn't help smiling, and said slowly.

When the witch Ruonan heard the words, her first reaction was to not believe it. If she didn’t believe Zhu Ping’an’s words, how could I have mispronounced such a simple line of poetry?

Such a simple word "smelly" can be written with my left hand!
Li Shu must be calling a deer a horse!In order to break the situation and hit herself, Li Shu deliberately said that she made a typo.

As for Zhu Ping'an, Zhu Ping'an is a fool who was confused by Li Shu's beauty, deliberately turning black and white!
"Hmph, you are a husband and wife, you must have fallen for her, and you have come together to lie to me." The demon girl Ruonan snorted, full of resentment.

(End of this chapter)