The rise of the poor

"Ahem, are you serious?" Uncle Zhu Shouren heard so much from them, and he was also muttering in his heart.He thought about it again, although Zhu Ping'an was honest and simple, he was also a monkey spirit when he was a child.

"What's so serious?! Brother Zhu, what we said is not the truth?! Is your nephew recognized by the court and the public as 'Da Ming's first play god'?! Did your nephew offend Mr. Yan Ge? He was banished to Jiangnan and made a comeback?! There are sacrificial sacrificial fields under Jingnan and Yingtian City, did you kill so many Japanese pirates?!"

Xia Qiang said emotionally, wishing he could go up and grab the ear of his uncle Zhu Shouren and pour it into his head.

"Ahem, that's the case. Even if he wants to borrow heads to train soldiers, he doesn't necessarily have to borrow our heads. There are more than 2000 people in his camp for him to borrow. I'm his uncle. In terms of relatives and distances, he doesn't care. You can't borrow my head. Also, the three of us have read the books of sages and sages, no more than 2000 times better than the 2000 people in the camp who don't know any characters. Whether it's useful or not, he can't borrow it either. Our heads. At best, he would make a mistake and pick a few unlucky ones out of more than [-] soldiers to borrow heads."

Uncle Zhu Shouren was not very worried, as he said, he also thought so in his heart.

Even if the nephew wanted to imitate Sun Wu and Cao Cao, Erzhu Rong borrowed the head, but he could not borrow the head from me.

No matter how many fellow Daoists die, as long as they don't die, it doesn't matter.

Therefore, Uncle Zhu Shouren is still very calm at the moment.

"My brother Zhu, think about the story of Sun Wu, Cao Cao, and Er Zhurong borrowing people's heads?! If you think about it carefully, you wouldn't say that!" Hu Wei silently nodded his uncle Zhu Shouren's shoulder.

"How?" Uncle Zhu Shouren was even more at a loss.

Hu Wei hated that iron could not become steel, and rolled his eyes speechlessly, "Brother Zhu, why are you still confused?! Sun Wu was training in front of the hall. There were two concubines of King Wu and hundreds of palace ladies, why did Sun Wu borrow it? The heads of the two concubines, isn't it just because they have identities that their heads have enough weight?! Why did Cao Cao borrow the heads of the grain officials and not the soldiers' heads, is it not because the grain officials are in charge of the grain and grass, and his heads are enough? Does it have weight?! And Erzhurong, why did Erzhurong borrow his nephew's head instead of Xiaobing's head, isn't it because his nephew has an unusual relationship with him, does the head have weight?!"

"If your nephew wants to borrow a head, the first thing you want to borrow is your head! Because you are his uncle, your head has enough weight. When the soldiers saw it, God, Master Zhu's uncle violated military discipline. , they were all beheaded by Master Zhu to show the public, who would not be afraid, and who would dare not listen to Master Zhu's orders?! Both of us were made up by you! Borrowing three heads is more deterrent than borrowing one. !"

"Er Zhurong borrowed his nephew's head and trained a forbidden iron army in one day! Your nephew borrowed our head and trained a forbidden iron army in one day! "

"In a few days, the Japanese pirates from Songjiang Prefecture came, and your nephew can lead this iron army to make further military exploits, and you can still get promoted and make a fortune! It's just pity that the three of us have a good life and become your nephew before we can show off our skills. The stepping stone of military training and meritorious service has made your nephew's famous name in vain!"

The more Hu Wei spoke, the more emotional he became, his face became paler and paler, and the fear in his heart wrapped him tighter and tighter like a nightmare.

"No, no, I'm his uncle. If he borrows my head, how can he explain to my father and his grandfather?!"

Uncle Zhu Shouren shook his head again and again.

Hu Wei shook his head, not understanding where his uncle Zhu Shouren's stupid self-confidence came from, and said speechlessly, "Brother Zhu, one is an old son who has lost even the exams and failed to pass the exams. One is Lianzhong Sanyuan, a good grandson of the fourth rank in the official residence at a young age and has a promising future, who do you think the old man is aiming for?!"

Xia Qiang also followed closely, "That's right. Besides, history is written by the victors, at least by the living. He borrowed your head, you can't speak, it's black and white, it's all his own. Did someone say that?!"

"Uh, this is all our guess." Uncle Zhu Shouren hesitated, "Those mud-legged men are all appointed officials of the imperial court. Although they are military officers, they also jumped into the dragon's gate and became master officials."

He still doesn't want to wake up from the dream of being an official.

"Brother Zhu, this is not a sensational guess, but a well-founded one. Your nephew has already started?!"

Hu Wei said sullenly.

"What do you mean?!" Uncle Zhu Shouren's face turned white with fright, and before Hu Wei could speak, he started to slap his throat and tried to vomit, "Ouch, you mean that nephew poisoned our meal? !"

But it's been a while since he's eaten, and he will slap his throat again, but it's just two mouthfuls of sour water.

faint!
Hu Wei covered his head and said helplessly, "Brother Zhu, Brother Zhu, there is no poison, and there is no possibility of poisoning. If Lord Zhu wants to borrow our heads, he will only call up the entire army like Er Zhu Rong, in front of the whole army. face, we will be punished by the canon."

"Hey, I didn't say it earlier, it scared me. Since I didn't put poison in the meal, how did I start it?!" Uncle Zhu Shouren complained, and then he was startled again, "Could it be a chronic poison?! Let us Don't have the strength to resist then?!"

Hu Wei was speechless. He looked at his uncle Zhu Shouren with the same eyes as Hapi, and said word by word, "Master Zhu wants to kill us, just give an order, and two thousand soldiers will do it for him, why bother."

"Then how did Brother Hu say he has already started?" The uncle shook his head.

"Brother Zhu forgot our preferential treatment? We have only been here for three days, and we have received one month's salary and five taels of silver to settle down?! Where are these wages and settling fees? It's clearly money for life. !!"

Hu Wei said with a pale face.

"Also, even Lord Zhu is still queuing up to get food, but someone brings us food! It's rice, it's obviously a dead head meal!"

Xia Qiang also followed closely, his voice trembling, his face was as pale as if he had fallen into a heap of white ashes.

"Damn it, after hearing what you guys said, I don't think it's right. Thinking about it now, my nephew has never offered me money! Even if I asked him for money, I almost never asked for it! Not to mention. It's not normal, it's too abnormal to give so many taels of silver all at once like today."

Uncle Zhu Shouren's face also turned white, just like a scalded monkey, he shot up and urged the two of them again and again, "Then why are we waiting, hurry up, it will be too late if we don't leave."