The rise of the poor

Chapter 662 Caring for the mentally handicapped, everyone is responsible

Hearing the ridicule from Zhao Daying and others, Zhu Pingan hooked the corners of his lips and cared for Zhao Daying for three seconds with a look of caring for the mentally handicapped and responsible. Zhao Daying's teeth were numb and his finger bones were numb. Itchy, I really want to slap Zhu Ping'an.

They looked at each other for three seconds.

This posture is going to be verbal.

Zhao Daying also waited for three seconds for Zhu Ping'an's impassioned reply, but he finally waited for Zhu Ping'an to say, "Oh, yes."

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Zhao Daying's finger bones became more itchy, as if he had hit the cotton with all his strength, and the drop was huge.Even so, Zhao Daying still showed the joy of victory on his face.

Zhu Ping'an is admitting defeat.

However, just as the joyful smile on Zhao Daying's face broke out, he heard Zhu Pingan speak again.

"That's right, this beard is a typical Tatar beard, but here comes the problem." Zhu Pingan curled his lips and smiled faintly.

"Zhu, you are sick. You say it's a Tatar's beard. Then there's the problem of wool!"

"Don't delay the time, everyone is busy, I don't have time to watch your clumsy performance"

A group of military officers in the auditorium got up and booed Zhu Pingan one after another, spraying Zhu Pingan as useless.

So, they were also scanned by Zhu Ping'an with the responsibility of caring for the mentally handicapped.

"The person who pretended to be the head of this rank really put his heart into it, but" Zhu Ping'an smiled with the corners of his lips hooked, pointed to his head with his finger, and deliberately glanced at Zhao Qiu and Zhao Daying, showing a disdainful smile, " There's not enough here."

what?
Ironically, our brains are not enough? !

Made!

Zhu, you are too much!
Zhao Qiu, Zhao Daying and others were ridiculed by Zhu Pingan, and they could hardly control the desire to beat Zhu Pingan.

"People who pretend to be heads are superficial, they only see the surface, they are mere formalities, and they think they are doing a good job, but in the end they are self-defeating, and they are not like dogs. The beard alone is full of loopholes. The beard is in the center of the Tatars It is sacred, and it is very particular. When Tatars grow their beards, they have different methods and particularities of growing their beards according to different periods of youth, adulthood, and old age."

Zhu Pingan walked slowly with his hands behind his back, his eyes as black as ink shone with wisdom, and he explained loudly to everyone.

"There is a ballad among the Tartars, which roughly means: An old man has no beard, like a stag without horns; no beard on his mouth, like a meadow without flowers. A beard is a good-looking thing, a sign of a mature man. "

"The Tatars are not fully mature until they are 25 years old in their zodiac year. They are considered to be 'beyond the age of children, and they have grown in strength. They are as powerful as a tiger. They can carry a machete, ride a horse, and graze for the tribe. It's time for a battle. At this time, you can grow a beard. Tatars at this age have two mustaches, which imitate the beard of a tiger, so they are called tiger beards. This is a customary rule of the Tatars, and it has been observed from generation to generation. .”

"The Tatars don't take it seriously when their father marries their mother and their brother marries their wife. But if someone grows a beard before the age of 25, it will be a big problem. In the eyes of the Tatars, it is a mess. Immediately People will point their noses and scold, 'Are you the same generation as your grandfather? Are you a brother to your father?' and other mocking words. Therefore, Tatars will never grow beards under the age of 25."

"Then, my lords look at these heads again, don't you think there is a problem? Tatars who are eighteen or nineteen years old dare to grow beards of 25 years old? This is equivalent to engraving a mess on their heads! despised by all Tartars."

"So, these heads will definitely not be Tatars!"

With his hands behind his back, Zhu Pingan spoke slowly word by word, in a clear and logical way, presenting the facts and reasoning, which proved that these heads were not Tatars.

As everyone said just now, Wu Zuo also confirmed that these heads are about eighteen or nineteen years old, not more than twenty.So, if what Zhu Pingan said is true, if the Tatars did not grow beards before the age of 25, then these heads are really not Tatars.

That's a big problem.

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At this time, Zhao Daying was no longer confident and confident as before, and a thin layer of cold sweat appeared on his forehead.

The gloomy and calm look on Zhao Qiu's face was also broken. He called an accompanying official to him, asked some things in a low voice, and then saw that Zhao Qiu's expression became a little more serious.

"Zhu Ping'an, you are talking nonsense, right? The Tatars are not so particular, you are talking nonsense."

"That's right, everyone, don't be fooled by Zhu Ping'an"

"Nonsense! Nonsense! Nonsense!"

The military officers in the auditorium didn't care whether Zhu Ping'an said it was reasonable or not. Anyway, as long as it was unfavorable to Zhao Daying, they would grab Zhu Ping'an and spit it out.

They are used to spraying Zhu Pingan like this.

Their official positions are no lower than Zhu Ping'an's, and the point is that this petition has nothing to do with them, and they have no pressure to complain about Zhu Ping'an.It doesn't matter if it's sprayed badly, but if it's sprayed well, you can still win Zhao Daying's favor, and you can still make a good impression in front of Yan Dang and others.Why not do it.

Anyway, Zhu Pingan can't do anything to them.

I just sprayed you Zhu Ping'an, how can you drip it.

They have sprayed Zhu Ping'an several times today, and this time is no exception. Like the previous few times, regardless of whether Zhu Pingan's words are right or wrong, anyway, after Zhu Ping'an finished speaking, they sprayed every single word.

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This time things were a bit beyond their expectations.

"presumptuous!"

As soon as the spraying was finished, Zhu Ping'an in the courtroom suddenly turned around, pointed at the several military officers who sprayed him, and raised his voice like scolding a child.

oops
What the hell!

These military officers were dumbfounded by Zhu Pingan's yelling, and they were stunned for a few seconds before they could react. They subconsciously looked at the people around them. If you have the heart of a bear and the courage of a leopard, you are not afraid of provoking public anger!

However, before they could put pressure on Zhu Pingan, Zhu Pingan pointed at them and continued to reprimand: "You guys are talking about you, don't look at others. What crime should you be for being so disrespectful!"

No respect?

What the hell are you talking nonsense, what the hell are you, a sixth-rank Hanlin, how dare you show yourself in front of the old paper!

The military officer who was named by Zhu Ping'an was furious.

"Presumptuous! Do you know where the Tatars have the habit of growing beards that I just mentioned? There are detailed records of this in the "Barbarian Volume III - Tatar Chapter" of the "Yongle Encyclopedia". The Great Ceremony is full of nonsense?! Hehe, my lords, what is your intention?" Zhu Pingan looked at several people with dark eyes, and asked sternly.

Uh?
What?Tatars' beard-growing habit comes from "Yongle Dadian"?
Everyone was shocked at once.

If it was another book, or Zhu Ping'an's hearsay, they would still question it, but when they heard that it was recorded in "Yongle Dadian", they would not have any doubts. "Yongle Dadian", who would dare to say "Yongle Dadian" "Try a single word!"
(End of this chapter)