The rise of the poor

Chapter 759
When Zhu Pingan came out of the inner hall, the outer hall was already empty. Yan Song and other ministers returned to the Duan Lu, and those who returned home, only a few eunuchs and maids were waiting.

"Zhuangyuan Lang, let's get closer in the future." Little Zhang Eunuch said on the way to send Zhu Pingan out of the palace.

After Zhu Ping'an received the emperor's commendation and reward, Eunuch Zhang's attitude towards Zhu Ping'an took a 180-degree turn.In the beginning, he treated Zhu Pingan without any false words; later, after Zhu Pingan stuffed him with a red envelope, he treated Zhu Pingan much more gently; now, Eunuch Zhang treats Zhu Pingan like a brother who has been separated for many years.

"As long as Eunuch Zhang doesn't dislike it, peace is what we wish for." Zhu Pingan replied as he walked, holding a delicate sandalwood box in his hand.

Zhu Pingan had a bad impression of Eunuch Zhang. This kind of person is a type of scumbag, who can add to the cake, but he will definitely not send charcoal in a timely manner, so he is not trustworthy.He is different from Feng Bao, Feng Bao is one of the few eunuchs with integrity.

Of course, although I put little Eunuch Zhang as an untrustworthy party in my heart, and I was on guard in my heart, I would rather offend a gentleman than a villain.

Just know what you have in mind.

Moreover, this kind of person may be useful at some time in the future, and it is beneficial and harmless to establish a good relationship.

Zhu Ping'an would never take the initiative to offend such a person, so at this time, he was also enthusiastic on the surface.

"Hehe, how could the miscellaneous family despise Zhuangyuanlang, and I'm afraid that Zhuangyuanlang would dislike a eunuch from the miscellaneous family." Little Eunuch Zhang shook his head with a smile and laughed at himself.

"How come, 360 lines, every line is the number one, why should the father-in-law belittle himself." Zhu Pingan raised his head and said solemnly.

Then, Zhu Ping'an fooled Xiao Zhang's father-in-law with the previous set of rhetoric to Feng Bao, "Your father-in-law knows who wrote the first general history masterpiece of 'studying the relationship between heaven and man, understanding the changes of the past and the present, and becoming a family story' ?Who is it that improved papermaking technology so that the civilization of the world can be passed on through the ages? Who is it that made seven voyages to the West and exalted our great Ming dragon power thousands of miles away?"

I have to say this set of rhetoric, for the eunuch, the positive energy is so overwhelming that it cannot be added.

Since ancient times, most of the views on eunuchs are contempt, contempt and ridicule, and almost all negative evaluations anyway.However, although the bodies listed by Zhu Ping'an are incomplete, the achievements they have made are unprecedented. No matter how many men with complete bodies want to do it, they can't do it. ,go down in history.

Because these examples are real, they are more convincing and appealing.

"Zhuangyuanlang is talking about Master Sima, Marquis Cai, and Eunuch Zheng?" Little Eunuch Zhang didn't have much resistance to Zhu Pingan's rhetoric.

"So, why don't you underestimate yourself, father-in-law." Zhu Pingan stopped and nodded with a slight smile.

"Hehe, the miscellaneous family will rely on Zhuangyuan Lang's auspicious words." Little Eunuch Zhang clasped his fists with a smile.

While walking and chatting, they soon arrived at the gate of the palace. Little Eunuch Zhang sent Zhu Pingan out of the palace gate, and reminded: "Zhuangyuan Lang, the elixir bestowed by the Holy Majesty, it is best to take it while it is hot."

"Thank you, father-in-law, for the reminder. Ping'an will take it with my wife when I get to the mansion." Zhu Ping'an cupped his hands and thanked.

Outside the palace gate, Liu Mu and Liu Dadao saw Zhu Ping'an leaving the palace, and hurriedly led the horse over.

"My lord, what are you holding in your hand?" After getting on his horse and galloping across the street in front of the palace, Liu Dadao looked at the sandalwood box in Zhu Ping'an's hand and asked curiously.

"You're the one who talks a lot." Liu Mu scolded.

"I'm just curious." Liu Dadao smirked and patted the back of his head.

"Hehe, this, this is the 'elixir' bestowed by the Holy One." Zhu Pingan held on to the horse's reins with one hand, and shook the box in his hand with the other.

In the box in Zhu Ping's hand were two "elixir", which were given to Zhu Pingan by Emperor Jiajing who took the elixir as usual after dinner, and thought of Zhu Ping's articles, couplets, etc. today.

Originally, Zhu Pingan was given one as a reward, and Zhu Pingan was asked to take it on the spot.

However, Zhu Pingan looked at the black and white "heavy metal chemical" in his hand, and really didn't have the courage to swallow it, so he excused that he thought of his newly married wife at home, and couldn't bear to enjoy the elixir to himself, fearing that the story of Chang'e's flight to the moon would be repeated. play.

Emperor Jiajing felt that Zhu Ping'an was deeply affectionate, so he rewarded Zhu Ping'an with another one, and asked Zhu Ping'an to take it home and the couple to take it together.

God knows how "sincere" the tears in the corners of Zhu Ping'an's eyes were when he thanked Lord Long En.

"What? An elixir?" Liu Dadao was surprised when he heard that there was an elixir in the box, and his mouth opened wide, "Master, is it really an elixir? The elixir bestowed by the emperor, wouldn't it be possible to prolong your life by at least ten years if you eat one?"

Zhu Pingan was speechless for a while, you have heard too many fairy tales, don't you think about prolonging your life, this kind of heavy metal compound is terrible when you think about it.

But it is true that they cannot be blamed. As native Ming people, it is not surprising that they have such feudal superstition.

"Young master, I have never heard of anyone who took an 'elixir' and became immortal. On the contrary, I often hear people say that 'the medicine is three-point poison'."

Liu Mu is different from Liu Dadao. He has a pragmatic personality. He used to hear barefoot doctors in the village say that the medicine was three-point poisonous, and he remembered it in his heart over time. He couldn't help reminding Zhu Pingan at this time.

"Why not, the Chang'e in the sky flew to the Moon Palace after eating the elixir, isn't it young master?" Liu Dadao retorted.

Well, do you really believe this? In Zhu Ping'an's eyes, Liu Dadao is also agreed to be equal to a child of two hundred catties at this moment.

"Hehe, go back home."

Zhu Pingan chuckled, didn't continue talking, pulled the reins and went to Linhuaihou's mansion.

It is really not suitable to discuss "elixir" on the street. Factory guards are everywhere. If it gets to the ears of someone with a heart, or the ears of Emperor Jiajing, he will be accused of "criminalizing elixir".

Half an hour later, Ting Yuxuan's bedroom in Linhuaihou Mansion.

"What is this dark thing?"

Like two curious babies, Li Shu and Baozi opened the imperial gift box brought by Zhu Pingan, and saw two dark pills the size of pigeon eggs inside, staring wide-eyed.
"Your Majesty thinks that I have made meritorious contributions to the papers and worked hard to check the accounts, so I specially bestowed you with two elixir." Zhu Ping'an shrugged.

"Elixir?!" Baozi's little maid's reaction was comparable to that of Liu Dadao, her eyes widened and her mouth opened into an O shape.

"And don't reward anything useful."

Li Shu pursed her lips disdainfully when she heard the words, and didn't bother to take a second look. She was very disdainful of the elixir bestowed by Emperor Jiajing.

That night, Ting Yuxuan had one more box that was offered, offering two sticks of incense in the morning and evening
I don't eat it, so it's okay to offer it up, and no one can say anything.

(End of this chapter)