The rise of the poor

Chapter 853 Good Tea
After Yang Guoliang pointed out the fatal flaw in Zhu Pingan's couplet, he folded his arms and looked at Zhu Pingan with a smile.

In his eyes, Zhu Ping'an is just a grasshopper after autumn, and he has nothing to jump around.

At this time, everyone's eyes were also focused on Zhu Ping'an, like spotlights.

"It's not absurd, and it's not ridiculous."

Zhu Pingan, who was in the focus of the teacher appreciation banquet, seemed to be okay, as if Yang Guoliang did not point out the problem, but praised him, a pair of black eyes glanced at everyone with a smile, and finally looked at Yang Guoliang, shook his head with a smile, He replied solemnly.

ha?
As soon as Zhu Ping'an's words came out, everyone was stunned.

"Ha ha."

Yang Guoliang laughed angrily at Zhu Pingan's answer.

"Isn't it absurd that you use five location words and five five-element words to match my ten number words?" Yang Guoliang laughed angrily.

"Hehe, Mr. Zhu can't afford to lose, right? You have five directions, five elements, and you obviously don't match ten numbers. Mr. Zhu is the number one scholar, so you can't even understand such a simple rhythm as a match. " Ma Huating looked at Zhu Ping'an, and laughed loudly, "Spring is against summer, autumn is against winter, and evening drums are against morning bells. I still have a copy of "Children's Battle Formula". After today's banquet, I can give it to Mr. Zhu to observe Observe."

"Ha ha."

There was a burst of laughter at the teacher appreciation banquet.

"Dr. Yang was wrong."

In a burst of laughter, Zhu Pingan said lightly.

Uh? !

what? !

The laughter at the teacher appreciation banquet stopped.

then
The laughter grew louder.

See you soon.

It's obvious that I got the wrong answer, so it's fine if I don't admit it, and I also blame others for making a mistake in the question.

What, should you ask questions along with your answers? !

"Ahem, hehehe, it can still be like this. Um, um, hehehe, Mr. Zhu is right, Dr. Yang is wrong, Dr. Yang, how can your upper line be ten numbers, it should be five numbers It’s only right to use five other words, so that you can compete with Master Zhu’s second line, hahahaha Dr. Yang, don’t you admit your mistake? Hahahaha.”

Ma Huating looked at Zhu Pingan narrowly, tears were about to come out of laughter, and said in a mocking tone "cooperatively" along with Zhu Pingan.

"Hehe." Yang Guoliang looked at Ma Huating dumbfounded, "Master Ma, why are you messing around with me?"

"Hahaha" Ma Huating smiled and cupped his hands, the laughter couldn't stop.

"Master Zhu, don't be joking."

Yang Guoliang looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smirk, as if a benevolent teacher was facing bullshit and pestering children.

"No."

Zhu Pingan shook his head, arched his hands towards Yang Guoliang, and said solemnly, "Master Yang is wrong. I didn't use five locator words and five five-element word pairs, but ten locator word pairs. "

ha?
What the fuck?

What did Zhu Pingan say just now? He said that he did not use five locator words and five five-element word pairs, but ten locator word pairs? !
Did I hear it right? !

Did I get it wrong, or did Zhu Ping'an just get lost? !

How dare you say such words? !
Zhu Ping'an, Zhu Ping'an, you dare to speak nonsense with your eyes open in broad daylight under the watchful eyes of everyone. Your skin must be thicker than a city wall!
You can't be too Zhu Pingan!

After Zhu Ping'an finished speaking, the entire teacher appreciation banquet was silent!

Everyone stared at Zhu Ping'an dumbfounded, as if they were looking at an alien.

"Cough cough."

Yang Guoliang coughed violently, his face was flushed with anger, and his neck was covered with blue veins.

Shuzi!

You are so shameless! !
As long as you want a little face, you won't say the shameless words just now.

"Do you think we are all deaf?"

After coughing, Yang Guoliang blushed and pointed at Zhu Pingan, his fingers trembling with excitement.

"Tsk tsk, in ancient times, Zhao Gao and the Qin court judged a deer as a horse. I wish I could have seen the scene at that time, but, hehe, fortunately, Master Zhu's actions today have given me a taste of what I want."

Ma Huating looked at Zhu Ping'an with a mocking face, and taunted Zhu Ping angrily, mocking Zhu Ping's nonsense with his eyes open, just now he clearly said five location words and five five-element words, but insisted that it was ten location words, this This shameless level of talking nonsense with eyes open is comparable to that of Zhao Gao in ancient times.

Just now you said that Dr. Yang was wrong, I thought it was because you did not admit your mistake and accused Dr. Yang of making mistakes in the first link.

That's shameless enough.

I didn't expect that you could be more shameless, and you even came to point a deer as a horse!
Ma Huating really felt that he had underestimated Zhu Pingan's shamelessness.

"Lord Zhu, we are all not deaf. Your second line is 'Ping Xishu, Ding Nanman, East and North reject, the Chinese army's account changes, the water surface can be attacked with fire', right, I asked you from the beginning I have confirmed it, and everyone can testify to this point. 'East, West, North, South, Middle' are five location words, and "gold, wood, water, fire, earth" are five five-element words, so how come there are ten location words? Hehe."

Yang Guoliang shook his head and laughed endlessly.

"It's impossible to study." Zhu Pingan looked at Yang Guoliang, shook his head slightly, and said very earnestly, "Although Dr. Yang is a doctor of the Five Classics, he can't stop studying."

what?
Are you preaching to me?
You, a person who can't even match couplets, have any qualifications to teach me!

hemp egg
So angry!

After hearing Zhu Ping'an's consolation, Yang Guoliang was so angry that he was almost out of breath.

"When I have time in the future, it's time for Dr. Yang to compose the Book of Changes." Zhu Ping'an smiled slightly.

ha?
What are you talking about?Are you sick? !
You changed the subject too bluntly, right? !

At this moment, Yang Guoliang was about to burst into anger!I really want to take off my shoes and throw them on Zhu Ping'an's face, to test the thickness of Zhu Ping's skin.

"Tai Chi gives birth to two forms, and two forms give birth to four images, gold, wood, water and fire, and earth and four images combine. The five elements are interdependent, mutually orderly, and there are five directions. 'Gold, wood, water, fire, and earth' correspond to 'east, west, north, south, middle', and the five elements That is, the five directions. Sunrise in the east, lifelike, similar to wood; hot in the south, scorching sun, similar to fire; fertile in the Central Plains, suitable for growth, similar to soil; sunset in the west, shining golden, similar to gold; cold in the north, icy cold Biting, similar to water. So it is said: the east belongs to wood, the west belongs to metal, the south belongs to fire, the north belongs to water, and the earth belongs to middle. Metal, wood, water, fire and earth respectively represent the five directions of east, west, south, north and middle."

"So, Dr. Yang, you are wrong. Ping'an's second line just now refers to ten directions, not five directions plus five five elements."

Zhu Pingan looked at Yang Guoliang with burning eyes, smiled slightly, and raised his teacup to pay respects to Yang Guoliang.

All in one drink.

At the end, he gave an exaggerated praise, "Good tea."

Yang Guoliang, who was originally furious, sat paralyzed on the ground after hearing Zhu Pingan's five elements and five directions.

He knows the five elements and five directions.
Yang Guoliang, who was sitting there paralyzed, looked like a little daughter-in-law who had been raped a hundred times, like a puddle of mud.

The eyes that were originally like cockfighting roosters became irresistible at the moment, and he shifted his gaze away awkwardly, and sewed it away.
"Uh?!"

"So that's how it is, it turns out that it's really ten orientation words"

After a few seconds of silence, there was a hum at the teacher appreciation banquet.

(End of this chapter)