The rise of the poor

Chapter 877

Willow head on the moon, after dusk.

When Zhu Ping'an ate greasy mouthful and his stomach was full, when he walked out of the room under the guidance of the servant, he happened to meet Yang Guoliang who was full of water as soon as he went out. Yang Guoliang also walked out under the guidance of the servant.

"Dr. Yang, hiccup"

Zhu Pingan cupped his hands and greeted Yang Guoliang, and couldn't hold back his full belch in the middle of the fight.

Yang Guoliang had just drank two pots of tea, his stomach was full, and he already had a strong urge to urinate, the thing he wanted to do the most right now was to leave the palace as soon as possible, and find a place where no one was there to solve it.

But when he stepped out, he was stopped by someone!
Who is it? !
With such short eyesight, I can hardly hold back now, you still say hello to me? !Hit, hit, hello hello.

Yang Guoliang raised his head with a face full of urgency, and then saw Zhu Ping'an, oh, who am I? You are so short-sighted, so it's you, the little bastard surnamed Zhu!
Did I offend you! ?As long as it touches you, everything goes wrong!

Last time I went to King Jing and King Yu's teacher appreciation banquet together with you, but you broke the couplet. I didn't even drink a sip of water, and my mouth was dry and cracked!In other words, which of your broken couplets was thought up after several years of thinking, and I haven't figured it out until now!
Don't talk about the couplets in advance, let's talk about the banquet.

Today, I went to the dinner given by the Holy Spirit with you, and I was no longer in the same room with you, but you rushed me away.Can you believe that there are no chopsticks on a table full of dishes? !I drank so much tea that my bladder almost exploded.

Of course, even if Yang Guoliang wanted to scold Zhu Pingan to death, he still had to live with it.

It's just a joke.

Yang Guoliang still has this awareness.

"Master Zhu!"

Yang Guoliang endured the strong urge to urinate, suppressed the impatience on his face, raised his head and squeezed a stiff smile, and saluted Zhu Pingan.

As a result, the word "Master Zhu" only said the word "Da Zhu". Yang Guoliang saw Zhu Ping'an's oily and shiny lips under the candlelight, and he couldn't help being stunned for a while, and then his heart became very unbalanced. , When he uttered the last word "person", he also had a strong sense of dissatisfaction.

You even have chopsticks? !
Why? !
Why do you, Zhu Ping'an, eat a mouth full of oil, but I can only drink a full belly of water.

In an instant
Yang Guoliang's eyes were as red as a rabbit's, and the red eyes were extremely red.

Next second

Zhang Juzheng also came out and exchanged greetings with Zhu Ping'an and Yang Guoliang.

Yang Guoliang directly set his eyes on Zhang Juzheng's lips, er, they seemed oily too, although not as oily as Zhu Ping'an's, he must have eaten imperial food.

So

Yang Guoliang's red eyes became even redder.

and many more
Could it be that I am the only one without chopsticks for this imperial meal? !
Did I offend you? !

Why do they all have chopsticks,
Yang Guoliang slowly turned his gaze to the servant at the side inquiringly, as if the baby was wronged but the baby dared not say anything.

"Master Yang, my lords, this way please." The servant looked calm, and stretched out his hand to respectfully invite Yang Guoliang and others to move forward.

"It's work."

Zhu Pingan cupped his hands to thank the servant, and then walked out along the path led by the servant.

Zhang Juzheng followed closely behind, and Yang Guoliang was last.

The servant sent the three of Zhu Ping'an to the gate of the palace all the way, and then stopped, and gave each of them a Peace and Peace card, and then watched the three of them walk out of the palace gate.

The Peaceful Peace Plaque is a wooden waist plate specially designed to pass the curfew. People who hold this plate can ignore the curfew and freely pass through the streets of the Forbidden City.No matter if it is the servants of Shuntian Mansion, Jinyiwei, or Dongchang Changwei, they will let them all see this card.

Of course, when the servant delivered the card just now, he also explained that this card is only for them to return home tonight, and it will be returned to the guards at the palace gate tomorrow.

"Son."

Zhu Ping hung the Peaceful Peace card around his waist, walked out of the palace gate, and bid farewell to Zhang Juzheng and Yang Guoliang. He turned around and took a step when he heard Liu Dadao's excited shout. Liu Dadao came.

"Hehehe, I heard that the son is eating imperial food tonight. How is it? Is the imperial food delicious?" Liu Dadao asked curiously after he brought his horse over.

"Of course the imperial meal is delicious." Zhu Pingan took the black horse from Shamat and smiled.

"It's delicious, how much do you have? Is the marinated pig from our shop delicious?" Liu Dadao was curious.

Ever since he ate the marinated pork offal, Liu Dadao has never forgotten the taste, it is so delicious, because of the booming business today and the compliments of the diners on the pig offal in the store, Liu Dadao is now very fond of the restaurant. The pigs in the water are full of confidence.

"Cough cough."

Yang Guoliang, who was about to get into the sedan chair and leave, almost coughed up his urine without laughing after hearing what Liu Dadao said. Comparing the royal meal with the pig's water? !This servant in Zhu Ping'an's house with well-developed limbs and a simple mind doesn't have a brain in his head, he pretends to be a pig!
Zhang Juzheng on the side couldn't help but curled his lips into a smile when he heard the words. This was the first time he heard that pigs were compared with imperial food. It was like hearing a beggar say that he ate eggs three times a day after becoming an emperor. It's as funny as eating only yellow.

"It's much tastier than the stewed pigs in our store." Zhu Ping'an smiled.

Isn't this nonsense!

Yang Guoliang rolled his eyes, snorted, got into the sedan chair, and was about to lower the curtain with a wave of his hand, ready to urge the bearers to leave quickly, but he was holding back.

As a result, the curtain in Yang Guoliang's hand hadn't been lowered yet, but he heard Zhu Ping'an talking again.

"How delicious is it? Let me tell you this. It's so delicious that my father-in-law even forgot to put his chopsticks, and I didn't notice it." Zhu Pingan turned on his horse and described to Liu Dadao, "Next time, there will be When I have the opportunity to eat the royal meal, I will ask if I can pack it and bring some back for you to taste."

"Really, thank you young master, if you can eat the imperial meal, then your life will not be in vain." Liu Dadao grinned excitedly.

After hearing Zhu Ping'an's words, Yang Guoliang stopped putting down the curtain.

Zhu Pingan, what did he just say? !

It was so delicious that my father-in-law even forgot to put his chopsticks, and he didn't notice? !
so? !

Zhu Pingan didn't set chopsticks at the beginning? !

I thought I was the only one who was unlucky, because my father-in-law forgot to put chopsticks for me? !

It turned out that he didn't set chopsticks for Zhu Ping'an! ! !
What about Zhang Juzheng?
Yang Guoliang hurriedly turned his gaze to Zhang Juzheng, and saw that Zhang Juzheng was also looking at him suspiciously.

That's it!
It turns out that the father-in-law forgot to set the chopsticks for the meal this time? !
How could it be such a coincidence? !
It is possible to forget one pair of chopsticks, but it is impossible to forget three pairs, not to mention that this is inside the palace.

That is to say, is this intentional? !

Thinking of this, Yang Guoliang's heart trembled suddenly. The three of them didn't have chopsticks at first, so why did they give chopsticks to Zhu Ping'an and Zhang Juzheng instead of me? !

Yang Guoliang thought deeply and was terrified, and the urge to urinate disappeared instantly.

The moment Zhang Juzheng saw Yang Guoliang turn his head to look at him, he already thought that the chopsticks were not placed on purpose.

When thinking of this, Zhang Juzheng thought of his act of asking for chopsticks at the banquet
His face turned gray in an instant.

The smile is long gone.

Only Zhu Ping'an and Liu Dadao rode away carelessly, talking and laughing all the way.

(End of this chapter)