The hero who crossed the line of fire has a dream

Chapter 129 My name is Zhang's slow!

"Don't bully my cousin, my cousin is sick!"

Wang Yue and the others repeated this sentence in their hearts, and then looked at Zhang Kuai suspiciously.

Zhang coughed dryly, patted the little boy on the head, and said, "This is my cousin."

With a teasing tone, Song Wenwen said to the tiger-headed little boy standing in front of Zhang Kuai, "Oh, you are Zhang's cousin, what's your name?"

When the little boy heard someone ask his name, a look of pride appeared on his face, then he patted himself on the chest and said proudly: "My name is Zhang Slow!"

"puff!"

The three of Wang Yue burst out laughing again.

What a wonderful name!

What a wonderful Zhang family tree!

What a brave parent!

The elder brother is called Zhang Kuai, and the younger brother is called Zhang Kuai.

I'm going, I'm really drunk!

Zhang was almost helpless.

Recalling Zhang's quick words that Zhang was about to be ill, the thin man looked suspiciously at Zhang's quick, then suppressed his smile, pretending to be serious and serious, he said, "You are sick!"

Zhang quickly pinched the thin man's neck, shook it violently, and said, "Scratch! You are the only one who is sick. You are sick all over your body. You are a sickness! And it can't be cured. It's cancer. You have to die!"

The thin man also pinched Zhang Kuai's neck and said, "I'll fight with you!"

Watching each other choke their necks, the blushing, thick neck Zhang Kuai and the thin man, Wang Yue didn't even bother to watch, because he was already used to it.

For Wang Yue and Song Wennuan, Zhang Kuai and the thin man's fighting is not surprising, but for Zhang Kuai, who is only seven years old, this seems unacceptable things.

Zhang's slow squeezed between Zhang's Kuai and the thin man, pushed the thin man away, and said seriously with a childish little face: "Don't bully my cousin, my cousin is really sick!"

The thin man looked at Zhang Kuai blankly.

Wang Yue smiled, looked at the tiger-headed and tiger-brained Zhang slowly, and said, "What's wrong with your cousin?"

Zhang Diman said seriously: "To be precise, my cousin's illness is a tragic illness, or a bad luck illness."

Song Wennuan asked: "Unlucky disease? What kind of disease is this?"

Zhang Diman explained: "It's just that you are born unlucky, and nothing goes well."

Song Nuan's interest was aroused, and he asked, "Be more specific."

Zhang Diman said: "My cousin learned to ride a bicycle when he was eight years old, but he hit a dog when he was going downhill. At that time, the car turned over and he was lying in the hospital for a month!"

"My cousin was very naughty when he was nine years old. He went to the farm at the head of the village to steal eggs with his friends in his hometown. It was too dark at night. My cousin climbed the wrong wall and entered the pigsty. It was a sow. In the pen, the sows were in heat again, so a dozen sows rushed towards my brother, a little fresh meat. With his good martial arts, my brother insisted on fighting fiercely with more than a dozen sows for 10 minutes. In the end, he was outnumbered. In order not to be trampled by the pigs, my brother got into the nearby pig manure pile. The next day, after the people from the farm got my brother out, my brother said to us with a face full of pig manure and pride , His wit saved his life again!"

"When my cousin was ten years old, he went back to his hometown in the countryside. In order to show off the standard breaststroke technique he learned in the swimming pool with his friends in the countryside, he saw a reservoir and jumped into it. It turned out that the reservoir was contracted by the villagers to raise food. Mermaid, my cousin was bitten to death, and now there is a scar on his butt!"

"When my cousin was 11 years old, he was playing in the playground. Because of a sore throat, he spit into the grass beside him. There was a snake in the grass. My brother's phlegm happened to be on the snake's head. Well, the snake rushed out and bit my brother, and my brother went to the hospital again. After my brother woke up, he only said one sentence, I have a sore throat and spit out my mouth. I have provoked someone! "

"When my cousin was 12 years old, on a New Year's Eve night, my cousin set off firecrackers. My cousin is awesome. Other children set off firecrackers one by one. My brother set off firecrackers directly. My brother I took a bunch of big firecrackers, about 80 rings, before my brother set them off, an old man was burning paper next to him, and the burning paper floated onto the firecrackers in my brother's hand, and my brother was blown up half to death. I went to the hospital on the night of New Year's Eve."

"When my brother was 13 years old, he fell in love with a girl next door. My brother plucked up the courage to confess to that girl, but the girl said that my cousin's face was like a butt, and she refused to agree to have sex with my brother. My confession My brother was so angry that he wanted to commit suicide. My brother finally chose to commit suicide by jumping into the sewer. As soon as my brother poked his face into the sewer, the construction workers inside shouted to my brother, boy, if you dare to pull, you will die. My brother fainted and went straight to the hospital."

"In the end, my aunt found a witch for my brother to exorcise the evil spirits, and my brother's bad luck was gradually eliminated, and he survived until today. So, my brother has bad luck, so you are not allowed to bully him!"

silence.

Deathly silence.

"puff!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Killing me!"

"I can't do it anymore, my stomach is going to burst from laughing!"

"Okay, you bastard, what a wonderful life you're living!"

"Gongshengzi, please go online and write your story. The title of the book is "The Memoirs of Goushengzi's Childhood". I will subscribe and vote for you. I don't even support half a bone. "

"Brother Gousheng, it turns out that the scar on your butt was bitten by a fish, good guy, I don't know who told me last time that it was a fight in junior high school, knocking down more than [-] people, and finally died , was stabbed in the butt by someone, and then left a scar, the result was bitten by a fish, I laughed to death."

Song Wenwen and the thin man held their stomachs, their faces twitching with laughter.

That posture is the kind that can't wait to lie on the ground, kicking his legs and laughing.

Although Wang Yue didn't speak, he also burst out laughing.

Even Xue Bing, who has always been lazy and doesn't take anything to heart, couldn't help but burst out laughing after hearing Zhang Dekuai's story.

Zhang Kuai's face turned green.

He didn't expect that the old things of his childhood would be turned up in a basket.

"Also, my brother has more unlucky things, uh."

Zhang's slowness continued to speak, but Zhang's fastness immediately covered his mouth.

I'm sorry, my dignity has been completely swept away. If I continue to talk about it, I will probably have a broken heart and failure.

Zhang's shouted quickly: "Zhang's slow, you shut up! From now on, if you say another word, I will tell you about your bedwetting."

Zhang's slowness was not afraid at all, he shook his head and roared: "If you dare to say it, I will give you the matter of being six years old..."

Zhang quickly begged for mercy: "Master, I was wrong!"

"Ha ha!"

Looking at these two live treasures, Wang Yue and the other three laughed again.

Just then, Wang Yue's cell phone rang suddenly.

　[I'm so cute and so obedient, you will only become more handsome if you vote for me. ]

　　

(End of this chapter)