The rise of Korean entertainment.

Chapter 2005 Logic
Being introduced so grandly by Kim Taeyeon made Xu Xian a little embarrassed. After all, she didn't have much preparation today. Firstly, she was really not very proficient in cooking, and secondly, she didn't have enough time.

So Xu Xian mainly cooked one dish today, which is the clanging sound that Li Menglong heard when he just came in. As for the process, it is relatively simple. The fresh vegetables and fruits he bought are peeled and cut into pieces. Then add yogurt, salad dressing, etc. and it's done. She is very good at this dish, and she claims that it is a dish that will never fail!
And it is such a simple dish, the other girls have to share some of the credit. This one said that she peeled the apples, and that one said that she cleaned the cucumbers. These are what they brought up.

Li Menglong has already silently comforted himself not to care too much about the words of these people, otherwise it would be worthless to be pissed off, he still has a lot of time to squander, not to mention that although Xu Xian and the others did nothing by themselves, But it is really a lot to buy.

Put the vegetable salad in the center, and there are more than a dozen delicious dishes around it. Li Menglong is drooling constantly. Since it is their intention, then Li Menglong is no longer polite. The chopsticks pierced the big ball of meatballs.

But when it was about to be delivered to his mouth, the ball disappeared out of thin air. Li Menglong was really dumbfounded. If the girls snatched it with chopsticks, he could understand it. It was all a joke. what's going on?Degraded?Throwback?

Kim Taeyeon may also know that her current actions are not particularly elegant, but when it comes to eating, it is more important to eat happily, so she directly stuffed the ball into Pani's mouth with her small hand, choking that girl Pani, Of course, I don't know if she dislikes Taeyeon's dirty hands, but it looks a little sad anyway.

Since she Kim Taeyeon wants to eat meatballs, Li Menglong will naturally not grab her. This is the reason why he can be taken out to eat by girls again and again. He is really a pretty good companion, professional the kind!

Many people may be obsessed with ordering food when they go out to eat. After all, if you order too much, you may not be able to finish it and waste it, but there will always be one or two dishes you really want to eat that you have to give up. With Li Menglong, you don’t have to think about it. This is it, feel free to go and order it.

Another thing Li Menglong did well was that he didn’t compete with them. Of course, it’s one thing that he eats fast, but he always eats dishes that girls don’t eat. As for the follow-up, there are no other dishes. You can only fight your own strength.

Generally speaking, Li Menglong is doing a good job. He is a gentleman but he does not make people feel embarrassed. As for his food, he is also very good. You can eat a lot more when you eat with him. Of course, the shortcomings are also very obvious. , if only this person could spend such a small amount of money!
The requirements of the girls are really not high. They invite ten times, and Li Menglong invites once. But the reality is that they treat a hundred times and they may not see the one that Li Menglong invites back, even if it is true. With such a time, the food is mostly the cheapest kind, and if you say too much, you will cry.

Li Menglong started to transfer to the rest of the food now, but the weird thing was soon discovered, every dish has a girl guarding it, that is to say, there are too many of them, another ordinary team can't do this Woolen cloth.

He tentatively picked up a piece of cucumber, and fed it into his mouth slowly as if in slow motion. As a result, no one came to interrupt him, and the scene was quite clear now. eat salad!

There is no need to ask about this, Li Menglong is not so stubborn, he has lived with girls for so long, if he does not have such a little emotional intelligence, then he can really find a piece of tofu to kill him, saying Maybe the girls still have to accompany them. After all, they are also jointly and severally responsible, right? No education.

This is clearly because the girls think that his current state is not suitable for eating meat. As for why it is not suitable for him, he doesn't know. Could it be that chewing food can also cause concussion?That doesn't make sense, this vegetable salad also needs to be chewed.

If you want to go to the girls to argue, but you can't bear to see them all looking cautious. After all, they are all for their own benefit. If it is an outsider, no one will be willing to ask them to do these things.

It’s not that these girls don’t like to eat meat, and they have been very self-disciplined in controlling their body shape recently. They are so self-disciplined that they feel a little guilty when they think of the food they eat now. After all, how much they eat now will be the same in the next few days. To burn out, this must soak in the gym for at least a few hours?
But for Li Menglong's health, they still had the courage to sacrifice themselves, frowning and staring, opened their mouths without hesitation and swallowed all kinds of meat, and then sincerely praised from the bottom of their hearts - really fragrant!
If this group of people were still a little reluctant to let go at the beginning, then they completely forgot the original purpose later on. Even Xu Xian fell into the carnival of meat, while Li Menglong silently put the big pot of meat into the carnival. Sarah dragged it in front of her.

Holding a lettuce leaf in his mouth, looking at the girls in front of him who were ready to fall into war at any time, Li Menglong really felt that these people didn't care about him, they were just using him as an excuse, otherwise how could he eat meat with such peace of mind?
As for why they bought it back even though they didn’t want to give it to him, it’s because the two groups of girls didn’t communicate in advance, but they found out the problem when they arrived at home, so there was the scene where Taeyeon decided to start at the beginning .

After more than half an hour of melee, it ended with a mess of cups and plates on the table. The group of people lay there rubbing their bellies one by one. It is estimated that even a burp can spit out two taels of meat now.

Li Menglong continued to hold the pot of salad. It wasn't that he couldn't eat it, but that Xu Xian made too much. It is conservatively estimated that it is the weight of at least six or seven girls. Li Menglong alone can afford so much girl?

At one time, he was quite confident about this. He even optimistically estimated that if he ate normally, he would be able to beat the whole Girls’ Generation by himself when he was in a good state. But until now, after eating salad, he knows how reckless his thoughts were back then. up.

This thing is not meat after all, and compared to him, the girls are undoubtedly more adaptable to eating. Now he feels a little sorry for these girls, making them feel sick when they saw salad back then, which shows that eating it is not good. Do you know how many there are?

But you can let go of your emotions first. Li Menglong is more concerned about who will take care of the mess in front of him. In the past, it was naturally the work of him and Xu Xian, but today he did not participate in it at all. Not to him.

But this is to measure the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain. The girls didn't intend to use him at all. They even noticed things like food. How could they let him do those things? It's exciting.

The other contestant, Xu Xianma, is also not suitable. Although the TV series is about to end, let alone one day of filming is their director. Just thinking that the filming is over can you feel safe and bold to offend the director?

Innocent!After this, there is still editing work. Even if the girls are high-spirited, I am not afraid that Xu Xian will give them a "one cut plum", but the choice of OST, the power of life and death is still in Xu Xian's hands. Since they still have power, the girls They naturally want to flatter them comfortably.

Putting Xu Xian here as Li Menglong's professional escort is probably one of the most expensive escorts in the world. As for the rest of them, they flocked to the kitchen. Looking at it noisyly, they knew that there would be chaos for a while. .

Responsibly speaking, the eight people standing in the kitchen are a bit crowded. Fortunately, the girls are all slender, so they can barely stand there, but they are just washing the dishes. As for using so many people ?Or can so many jobs be evenly distributed?
This is underestimating her leadership ability of Kim Taeyeon. As long as everyone can come in, Kim Taeyeon will definitely find jobs for these people. Of course, at this time, Kim Taeyeon herself will inevitably lead the way, otherwise it will easily cause riots .

Perhaps the happiest one is Yuner. After all, Li Menglong and Xu Xian have gone to rest. No matter how you look at it, she will be the one who suffers. Even Yuner is secretly prepared to pay for it with death. Agree to be bullied.

But today's girls are extraordinarily open-minded. As for whether they are too full and need to exercise, it is not what Yoona should look for. She just needs to remember the goodness of Erni and others. It would be perfect to buy some small gifts for them.

Seeing that the initial chaotic period has passed over there, if there are no major accidents, the fight should not be possible, so Li Menglong turned his head silently, and at the same time secretly said it's a pity.

Xu Xian heard this sentence, but he just rolled his eyes at him. He can't understand the same as the patient, especially the patient with a brain injury: "Oppa is ready? Then follow me to test now Bar!"

Li Menglong is looking for Liu Jae-shik's program there. Whenever something goes wrong in his life, he always likes to watch the misery of Liu Jae-shik being abused in variety shows. It's a special decompression. He even registered a lot of trumpets to go to the program website leave a message.

However, when he suddenly heard Xu Xian's correct voice, he couldn't react at all at this moment. What's the meaning of the test? What else does he need to test?
Fortunately, he saw the stack of manuals in Xu Xian's hand, which looked familiar. It seemed that Pani and the others had brought them back, but they were used as pillows and sleeping pills, so they were really useful?

"Then it's the easiest first. Let's test the multiplication formula and get one by one..." Xu Xian seamlessly transitioned from the announcer to the kindergarten teacher. This affinity is really almost invincible, especially the voice. The imitation is very good. After all these years of being a singer, what she is best at is vocal cord imitation?Don't you feel a little sorry for your efforts?

But Xu Xian didn't know what Li Menglong was complaining about. She followed the instructions in the manual completely: "Don't you know? That might be a little serious!"

"Oni, Menglong oppa doesn't know..." Li Menglong covered Xu Xian's mouth when Xu Xian yelled halfway. There is no need to shout such words, and he doesn't even know one by one. , why is he still alive?Or is that still a concussion?Go straight to brain death!
The girls were also paying attention to this side, and it happened that the kitchen was also at the finishing stage, so the older sisters came out unsteadily, while Xu Xian was still doing his own tests in an orderly manner.

Under Xu Xian's guidance, Li Menglong almost recited the multiplication formula, and he felt the urge to cover his face afterwards. After all, he always felt that this scene was a bit weird and embarrassing, but he didn't know yet, an even more embarrassing scene was coming.

"Seven...four..."

"36!"

There was a small exclamation at the scene first, and then there was a deathly silence, but the eyes of the girls were all on Li Menglong. There were doubts, contempt, and of course a little worry in their eyes. This brain really came out. problem!

Li Menglong himself was also a little stunned, but he would never admit that it was a problem with his own brain. This was completely Xu Xian's trap. It's something that a person can't react to.

"It was really just an accident just now, if you give me another chance, I will definitely do it!" Li Menglong grabbed Xu Xian's hand sincerely and said seriously, he wants to justify his brain!
Xu Xian is naturally responsive. This is the basic quality of a kindergarten teacher. Can't dampen the enthusiasm of the children: "After listening, 8...6..."

"5..."

Li Menglong himself is almost going to be stupid, there must be something wrong with his brain, right?
Fortunately, as well-known good teammates, the girls will always give divine assists, even if it's not their intention: "Cut, you don't know that? 8 times 6 is clearly 63, and you're still fifty, I despise you!" "

Kim Taeyeon looked very proud with her arms crossed, and Li Menglong looked at the other party very seriously. Judging from this arrogant look, she definitely did not intentionally show off her IQ to decompress Li Menglong, that is to say, this girl She was indeed laughing at herself, but she didn't know that her answer was wrong.

The rest of the girls have already started to turn around silently. Li Menglong still has a concussion as an excuse. Although it seems that there is no serious problem, it is just a simple wrong answer, but Kim Taeyeon is completely a question of IQ. !

The key is that this kind of god who can answer 8...6 is equal to 63 is actually their captain. They are even very puzzled. How did they get to where they are today without being separated by Kim Taeyeon? This is unscientific. !
(End of this chapter)