Evil Emperor Zun

Chapter 1144 The Little Apple

The aunt shrank her neck, and rummaged through the pile of straw sandals again, frequently comparing the quality, and it took a long time to pick up a pair, and asked: "Then this one..."

Su Shi'an completely lost his patience, and interrupted directly: "I said, are you going to buy it or not? If you don't buy it, get out, don't delay my business!"

The aunt stared wide-eyed in fright, threw the straw sandals back hastily, turned her head three times before leaving, and kept muttering: "Oh, why don't I just ask, the younger generation is so fierce now."

The experience of the first failure not only failed to make the two of them a warning, but similar scenes were repeated over and over again.

Guan Lin remained silent, and Su Shian was in charge of the booth. The double resentment brought by his colleagues and customers made him explode in anger, and several customers were scared away.

"What the hell, I haven't even sold a single pair yet." Looking at the straw sandals piled up on the booth, Su Shi'an was furious.

"It's all your fault for being too fierce." Guan Lin beside him silently reminded.

Su Shi'an yelled back on the spot: "Obviously you are too bored!"

"I said you shrank to the side and didn't even make a sound. Do you have the right to pick on me?"

Throwing the straw sandals in his hand back to the stall, he added another sentence with the lingering anger:
"Sell it yourself if you have the ability, and shut up if you can't."

Time goes by.

Shen Antong's booth was full of business, Jian Zhiheng's booth was "barely subsisting", and even Bei Mingzang's "big sale" booth had a few people who were greedy for cheap came to buy straw sandals.

It seems that only their place is the most shabby.

This won't work... Su Shi'an tried his best to restrain his anger and think calmly.In the previous underground business, due to the particularity of the goods, as long as an underground intermediary can find a buyer, the transaction is basically "you know what I understand", and neither party will talk too much.Even if you have to negotiate the price, you will never be so haggling like a street stall.

That kind of business doesn't require any sales skills at all.Because it is not so much selling goods as it is selling life.Here, the series of market processes that ordinary businessmen have to go through are replaced by the huge hidden risks.

Well... Thinking of this, Su Shi'an can only admit sadly that although he is a person who has really done a big business, when it comes to selling goods seriously, like other volunteers, it is his first time.And if he can't learn to be patient, then their group is now at the biggest disadvantage!

"Hey, you're not going to talk, are you?" After thinking about it, Su Shi'an still felt that if he wanted to break the situation, he had to attack Guan Tian.

"That's fine, then we will use actions instead of words. A customer comes to buy a pair of straw sandals, and you play tricks for him! If you don't want to be a human, then be an animal."

While talking, he had already taken the price whiteboard beside him, and was about to write new rules on it.

At this time, Guan Lin suggested with some helplessness:
"...Let's sing."

Rather than using actions, he would rather use singing instead of words.

"Can you sing?" As if to express his seriousness, he asked one more question.

"Nonsense!" Su Shi'an became excited immediately, "I was able to sing all over the audience in KTV back then, okay?"

"You also have this habit?" Guan Lin became interested.He was like this back then. When he was unhappy, he would go to KTV, open a private room by himself, and sit in it and sing songs one by one.

Because no one will comfort myself, so I can only learn to heal by myself.

The two looked at each other, and turned their heads away in disgust at the same time, as if they thought it was a shame to have the same habit as the other.

However, this proposal was finally passed despite mutual losses between the two parties.

The next step is to discuss specific plans.

Su Shi'an proposed that in order to increase the public's desire to participate, people who buy straw sandals can order songs independently. At that time, he will open a temporary message board on Weishikong to ensure that all comers will be rejected.

If neither of them can sing the selected song, a pair of straw sandals will be given to the guest instead.

After the general direction was determined, only one small detail caused controversy.

"If you buy a pair of straw sandals, you can just sing one song. Isn't that too little?" Even Guan Ting, who is the seller, couldn't stand it anymore. "Why don't you sing a song with a pair of straw sandals?"

Su Shi'an explained in a serious manner: "My songs are more valuable! You have to sing one song to be worth a pair of straw sandals, and I can sing one sentence to be worth a pair of straw sandals. Do you understand?"

"Oh," Guan Lin nodded pretending to understand, "So your song is only worth a pair of straw sandals."

Su Shi'an didn't say any more, just kicked him.

The two chased and fought like this, perhaps they didn't even realize that the atmosphere was unexpectedly harmonious.

Soon, the final "revised version" plan was finalized.

Buy a pair of straw sandals and sing only one sentence. If you want to listen to the whole song, you have to buy as many pairs of straw sandals as there are lines in the lyrics.

It’s true that there is no business and no adultery... Looking at these few rules that try to maximize the "straw sandal profits", Guan Lin is still a little bit dumbfounded.I really don't know what plan the two of them can come up with if he and Shen Antong are paired up to drive customers to their deaths.

Then, in order to attract guests, Su Shi'an sang the first song impromptu.

It can be said that he sang really well, on par with Guan Lin.Even the competitors in other booths were fascinated for a moment.

Gradually, more and more pedestrians began to gather around. After learning about the song-ordering system, they felt very fresh.It may be the first time I have seen straw sandals sold with singing.

In this way, a series of song titles were posted on the message board.

At the beginning, the guests were relatively simple, and they ordered relatively normal songs, but after a while, these people learned badly and ordered a bunch of "weird" songs, which made Su Shian and Guan Lin often feel like crying. tears.

Just like the current "love business".

The two each forgave each other [-] times in their hearts, and finally overcame the pressure. Just about to start singing, another old man who was watching said viciously: "You two are singing duet."

It was as if a thunderbolt struck down, leaving the two of them in a mess in the wind.

half an hour-

Su Shi'an cleared his throat, and turned his head into the microphone first.

"Betrayed my love, forced me to leave, and finally found out the truth, I shed tears—"

After singing this line, he glanced at his side triumphantly, expressing that there was no pressure.

The corners of Guan Tien's mouth twitched twice, and he could only "enter the scene instantly", picked up the microphone and sang back.

"Betray my love, you have owed your conscience, no matter how much affection you put in, you can't buy it back—"

On a sunny afternoon, the heart-piercing singing of the two echoed in the noisy streets.

"At the beginning, you wanted to separate, and you separated, and now you want to coax me back with true love—"

"Love is not what you want to sell, you can sell it if you want to buy it, let me break free, let me understand, let go of your love—"

This can be called "the song I picked up by myself, I have to finish singing it on my knees."

This commemorative scene also shocked all the volunteers who set up stalls.

"Hey, that's good." Bei Mingzang's mind became active again, pushing Jin Siqi beside him, "Can you sing?"

Jin Siqi shook her head and asked back, "Would you?"

I don't want to sell straw sandals anymore... I also want to order songs in the past!How should I express my feeling?Wait online, hurry up!
Bei Mingzang returned her a smile that was uglier than crying: "I won't ask you if I do."

The voice fell to the ground, the two lowered their heads at the same time, looked at the straw sandals piled high in front of them, and could only resign themselves to their fate and continue yelling.

"Come, come, big sale, the lowest price in the entire market! You can't buy it, you can't lose money, you can't be fooled—"

……

In one morning, Shen Antong's straw sandals were all sold out.But she and Yan Nanqing were not idle, and began to sell hand-painted lottery tickets.

A lottery ticket, the price is also similar to the previous straw sandals.Most of the people who will come to spend are not for the lottery tickets or the straw sandals themselves, but for the various welfare awards they offer.In other words, the value is about the same as a lottery ticket.

Now, their popularity remains high.

It's amazing that they can continue to make money when the goods are gone. The nearby volunteers can only sigh silently when they look at them, and at the stalls in front of their own.

"It seems that it's my turn to show off my singing voice today!" Jian Zhiheng rolled up his sleeves full of ambition, and wanted to imitate his friend's "selling and singing mode", but Qinglan pulled him back to his original position.

"Stop singing, let me tell your fortune."

Just like that, Jian Zhiheng's singing career came to an end without a problem, and Qinglan's fortune-telling shop opened with enthusiasm.

Over there, Su Shi'an and Guan Tien were still coping with the bad tastes of the masses.

While cursing in their hearts, they also had to sigh, these people are really amazing, how can they turn out all kinds of messy songs?

One of the most ruthless guests directly clicked on the song "Rare Words".

This song, how should I put it... can only be described as "indescribable".

How hard is it to say?Both of them wanted to cry when they saw the lyrics.

"How's it going? Don't you know how to sing?" Led by the guest, other people also booed.

Su Shi'an was aroused to be competitive: "Who says you can't sing? Wait!" He casually threw the microphone to Guan Lin, "You stand up first, I'll learn now!"

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he really moved the small bench and sat aside, put on the earphones, chanted to the jade slips, and prepared to learn and sell now.

To be honest, it's not difficult to learn a song. Basically, he can probably remember the melody after listening to it once. The key now is...he doesn't even know the words here!

The more he studied deeply, the more he felt...

What did he do wrong to learn this! !
"Can you do it?" Guan Lin also took the time to visit him, "Why don't you give me straw sandals."

Su Shi'an directly patted the straw sandals in his hand on his face: "Send off your sister! Don't bother me, go back and sing!"

About one stick of incense time has passed.

Su Shi'an finally said that he was going to sing.

In such a short time, he really learned it?Everyone was amazed and curious.

After that, Su Shi'an stared at Yu Jian the whole time and sang.

As far as the melody is concerned, there is no problem, the tune is indeed sung correctly.What surprised everyone was why he kept looking at Yujian, even with a stiff expression?

Whether it was Guan Tien or others who wanted to come forward to watch, Su Shi'an avoided them all.This made everyone even more curious, what secret was hidden in his jade slip?
After finally finishing singing a song, the first thing Su Shian did was to completely delete a file in the jade slip.

In order to sing this song, he also specially downloaded a phonetic version from the Internet.He spent most of the time just now on familiarizing himself with pinyin.

What a shame... I seem to be an illiterate.

……

After being baptized by a series of strange songs again, Su Shi'an looked at the title of the latest song, and his expression suddenly became a little weird.

"Hey, you sing the next song." After hesitating for a moment, he decisively kicked the ball to Guan Lin.

Facing Guan Lin with a question mark on his face, his only explanation was: "I don't know how to sing."

"???" Guan Lin became even more confused, "If you can't sing, you learn it? Don't you learn it quickly?"

"...I just don't want to learn what's wrong!" Su Shi'an suddenly became annoyed, dropped the jade slip, turned around and left.

Guan Lin couldn't understand it, but now that their business was going well, he didn't have time to delve into it.After singing the list of songs one by one, I saw the latest song title on the message board.

At this moment, he also felt a "hum" in his head.

He suddenly understood why Su Shi'an insisted on not singing.

this bastard...

On the screen, three large characters are clearly displayed:

"Little Apple".

……

The whole street echoed with a burst of flying singing.

"You are my little apple, I can't love you too much——"

Looking at Guan Lin, who was holding a microphone and singing so that everyone would fly, and Su Shian, who had been watching the street corner early in the morning, couldn't help but sniggered.

Unexpectedly, this kid is quite funny...

In the past, he just wanted to kill Guan Tilia, but after going through this day of sharing joys and sorrows, he began to feel... just let him live for a while.

As for Guan Lin, his heart also underwent a huge change in this song.

When I met Su Shi'an for the first time, I completely transferred all my hatred for his father to him.All he wanted was to pay in blood, so that the enemy of the year could experience real regret and pain.

But now it seems that he is not completely unreasonable.He is like a mirror, he treats others as others treat him.Although this mirror has shown an ugly side in the past, it is only because there are indeed some dark corners in the world that contain unspeakable filth.In the future, if there are more people like Boss Mo and Jian Zhiheng, more sunshine will shine in this mirror.

Once upon a time, a similar yet different encounter, like a poisonous snake, tightly entangled the two people in their destiny until death.

Today, another similar encounter made them gradually let go of their hatred and began to try to accept each other.

In the future, even if fate is still connected, at least the road waiting for them will no longer be full of hatred and misfortune.

——When the two finally untied their knots, on the other side, Jian Zhiheng was sighing.

Why is Miss Qinglan's attitude towards me and those fortune tellers so different?

(End of this chapter)