Evil Emperor Zun

Chapter 1895

These four people are very familiar, Xuanshuang is because he is the only child here, so he is easy to recognize, and Qin Jia has been clinging to Alice as soon as she saw her earlier, Alice also likes her, and Noel They are fairly well-known in the star realm, so they knew each other early on.

Barrage: "Xuan Shuang really doesn't want to be famous hahahaha, the only little boy in Tiantan!"

Shennei Qinjia is indeed a skinny child, and she also cooperated with Xuanshuang to "drive" Noel away, "Sister Sisi is mine!"

Why did I suddenly become persona non grata... Noel lasagna tears.

Alice glanced at him amusedly, and took his hand: "We're dating too, right?"

Although this was just a date to express gratitude, when Alice held her hand, Noel's heart trembled.

"Uh-yes, we're on a date shopping."

Shen Nei Qinjia's eyes lit up, and she acted coquettishly: "Me and Xuanshuang too! How about the four of us go on a date together!"

Xuanshuang: "...???"

When four people date, no one is a light bulb.

In front of a jewelry store, the owner Wang Haichao took the initiative to say hello to Alice: "Oh, Alice, are you here with your boyfriend today?" He noticed Noel standing beside her.

"That's right." Before Nuo Er could answer, Alice responded first, and when she noticed Nuo Er's surprised gaze, she quickly shook her head and explained, "It's not a boyfriend, I just met him not long ago. But... it's kind of Feel a little bit."

She said the last sentence very softly, and the sunlight fell down, casting a bright luster in her eyes.At that time, Xuanshuang and Qin Jia were busy playing around, and Nuoer realized it later. Maybe they didn't realize it at the time, but now Shui Wunian can see clearly. When Alice talked about Nuoer with others, she seemed like They are all glowing, this is the feeling of being moved, just thinking about him can make you happy and give you infinite vitality.

"Well, can I see what's in this store?" Before the others could react, Alice turned around and asked Noel.

Noel curled his lips: "What, did you bring me to the shopping street on a special trip just to buy things for yourself?"

"Forget it..." Alice looked disappointed.

"No, no, no, I was joking just now. You can pick and choose." Noel didn't expect Alice to be so simple that he would take his joke seriously.

"Thank you! I'll just watch it for a while, and it will be over soon." The smile returned to Alice's pretty face.

"Although you said that you are not in a relationship yet, Alice, such a simple and direct person must be a good boy. I agree with him as your boyfriend! I wish you happiness!" When Alice buried herself in choosing accessories, Wang Haichao He made a special trip to lean into her ear again, and said with a smile.

Alice's movements paused for a moment, until she was held by Qin Jia who came over and shook her hand back and forth. Then she came back to her senses, touched her head with a smile, and went to pick out accessories with her.

The two girls seem to like these trinkets so much that they seem to forget the time.Noel looked around for a while boredly, and then began to observe Alice's appearance.

"You seem to be particularly interested in the things in this store."

Alice smiled brightly: "Well, it's fun just to look at it!"

Noel nodded: "Well, just be happy."

And then... there is nothing to say.

Xuanshuang was very active, and plunged into the pile of accessories, with a bow in her left hand and a crystal hairpin in her right, as if carefully comparing them.Noel felt helpless, and in order to prevent him from growing crooked since he was a child—of course it was revenge for what he called the light bulb—he stretched out his hand and pulled him out, putting on his elder brother's airs and teaching him: "Don't look at it." , you are a boy, you don't need these."

Having been educated by the royal family, he believes that a man should really look like a man, and he shouldn't be blunted by the pile of makeup.Unexpectedly, what Xuanshuang threw at him was a big white eye: "Do you think I look like someone who wants to wear these? I was picking a gift for Qin Jia!"

"She bought what she bought for herself, and what I bought for her is a surprise. A man's taste must be honed from an early age, otherwise when he grows up, if he wants to give a girl lipstick, he can only choose the color of death!"

What I said... The audience was amused for a while. Ban Xia said before that he and Jiang Liechen are people of the same plane and the same era, and they are also children of ten thousand years ago. After living in Tiantan for a while, they seem to adapt very well Well, it's easy to talk about modern memes.

"Brother Noel, I didn't mean you. When you were shopping with girls, you would just stand by the side and wait for your bag. Didn't you ever think about buying a gift for Sister Alice?" Xuanshuang was still angry, still The more she talked, the more she said, "If you are such a straight man, next time sister Alice really has a boyfriend, you will become a real light bulb!"

Noel scratched her hair: "...but Iris and I are just partners, and we just met for the first time today?" The implication is, is it appropriate to give her a couple's gift like this?

Xuanshuang's small mouth kept moving as if playing a machine Q: "What's wrong with the partner? Isn't the partner a girl? The partner doesn't need to give gifts? Let me say that if someone finds a straight man like you as a partner, there will be more in the future." The bitterness is delicious, why don't you hurry up and buy a gift to appease her in advance, lest one day she gets fed up and kicks you, and you don't even have a partner!"

"Is it suitable?" Seeing that Nuoer was still hesitating, Xuanshuang hated iron and steel, "There is no writing on the gift. If you don't tell me, who knows what kind of gift it is? You can give it a normal one. Then tell her it's a gift of friendship and it's over, why do you have to give a wedding ring directly when you meet for the first time?"

Noel: "..."

Barrage: "My stomach hurts from laughing hahaha, this kid should go to a talk show!"

"That...Alice?" Being teased by Xuanshuang, Nuoer finally mustered up the courage to look for Alice.

"What?" Alice was helping Qin Jia braid her hair with a newly purchased ribbon, and turned around upon hearing this.

Noel calmed down: "As a thank you for waking me up with 'Hello' just now, shall I buy you something as a present?"

"It's okay, isn't returning a gift a date?"

"But didn't you say I was an idiot?"

"That……"

"Take it as a memorial of meeting!"

"Really?"

"Ah."

"Then this one." Alice pointed at the pile of colorful ornaments.

"Understood, just wait for me a moment."

"Have you worn it firmly? You won't be blown away by the wind, right?" A moment later, Alice had a silver crown on her head, which added aura to her already very beautiful body.

"Hmm...it feels good!" Noel stepped back a few steps, admired it carefully, and admired it sincerely.

"Thank you Noel, I will always keep this well." Alice also liked this gift very much, "Well, are you free?"

"It's not nothing, what's the matter?"

"Do you want to go to the perfume shop again?" Unexpectedly, it was Alice who initiated the invitation this time.

"Oh! It feels like a date!"

Alice smiled, and put her arms on him: "Well, let's go then."

Coming out of the jewelry store, the audience felt that her outfit looked familiar. Someone went back and checked the previous video, and found that she was wearing exactly this outfit when she met Chi Ye for the first time!Similar braided hairstyle, with a silver crown standing on the hair, a moon-shaped chain around the neck, white gloves with lace on the middle finger, and a white dress with ruffles on the shoulders.

Now, according to the one-to-one correspondence, the silver crown was given by Nuoer, the gloves were given by Xuanshuang, the skirt was chosen by Qin Jia, and the chain was bought by Alice herself.

The owner of the perfume stall is Xingyue Jian, and according to the instructions, the boy bought the ingredients and mixed the perfume for the girl, and Xuanshuang made a bottle for Qin Jia.Noel is talented, so he bought a good bottle for Alice. Alice smelled it and said it smelled good, and she liked it very much.Nuoer was in a good mood, and he finally got proud in front of Xuanshuang.

Next stop is a nearby park.

There are some simple amusement facilities in the park. After all, it is not a special amusement park, and what can be played is still very limited.But Alice still likes to come here to swing. She likes to let the grass kiss her feet, and the freedom of being embraced by a piece of blue after swinging higher and higher.Although Noel hadn't played with these things for a long time, seeing Alice liked them so much, he couldn't bear to spoil her interest, so he also sat beside her to hang out with her.

Xuanshuang and Qin Jia were playing on the slide not far away, and Alice was so excited to see that she encouraged Nuo Er to play too.

Not so good?Noel was a little confused, he was already such an adult, and he still went to play with that kind of children's things, and what if the slide broke down?
In the end, unable to stand up to Alice's soft and hard palate, Noel went anyway.Fortunately, the others seemed to have their own missions, and there were only four of them in the park for the time being, so it wouldn't be too embarrassing.He was thinking of running away after just playing, but the more he panicked, the more he got into trouble. Just when he was about to slide to the bottom, he suddenly—— got stuck.

Stuck... stuck... stuck.

Alice noticed that Noel hadn't moved, and hurried over to inquire. Hearing that he was stuck, she first laughed out of shame, until Noel's face turned green, and then Alice straightened her expression. Start to help him figure out a way.

"Try moving your back forward?" Alice held his hand in front, trying to pull him up.

"No, it's so stuck!" Noel wanted to cry.Although it feels good to be held tightly by Alice, but now is not the time to think about those!

Alice couldn't exert any strength standing on the slide, so she simply got on the slide herself and shouted to Noel below:

"Ready? I'll slide off the top and push you out the back!"

"Hey? Wait—?" Noel turned his head vigorously, and before he could stop it, he saw Alice's figure rapidly magnified in his pupils——

"Bang—" Noel was kicked hard on the back.

"Dang—" This is the sound of the slide falling to the ground.

Did Alice fail to "push Noel out"? Her joining made the slide unable to bear the weight of the two of them, and it broke directly!
The tragedy of tragedies is that even though the slides were broken, Noel, who was stuck inside... still couldn't get out.

Xuanshuang and Qin Jia were also attracted by the movement here. After learning about the cause and effect, they also laughed in a daze, and then came to help Alice. The three of them held Noel's arm and wrist respectively. He also took the lead in shouting: "One-two-three!" The slogan.

However, no matter how hard they pulled, Noel's body remained motionless.

"Hmm——" Xuanshuang rested her chin in one hand, pretending to ponder, "I think this slide really likes you, why don't you try to get along with it? From now on, you can carry a slide on your back wherever you go, and you will definitely turn heads. 100%, natural anti-strike, absolutely handsome!"

"You're handsome!" If it wasn't for the support of the only remaining aristocrat, Noel would have been swearing, "Stop making sarcastic remarks, okay? Help me find a way!"

"...How about this, let's go to Ah Ming, he should be able to split this slide." Alice pondered for a long time, and came up with this seemingly reliable idea.

"So you want me to embarrass me and throw it in front of Ah Ming? He will definitely pick up the slide as soon as he sees me in the future!" Nuoer wanted to cry but had no tears.

Xuanshuang patted him on the shoulder: "If you want to be more open, at least after you have the slide, your complaint skills are maxed out, and your words are much more interesting."

With the support of the three of them, Noel began to try to stand up with the slide on his back, but they soon discovered something even more embarrassing.

Because Noel was just in the middle of the slide, and there was a length at the front and rear ends, and the slide was not completely straight, and there was a small gentle slope at the bottom for buffering.Now that the slide is turned upside down, the small slope is also turned upside down and directly nailed to the ground. This leads to a very limited range in which Noel can stand upright, especially when he wants to go forward, he even has to move forward. Crawl on the ground.

"Pfft... I remember that A Ming has no mission today, so I should be able to find him soon." Alice walked beside Nuo Er, holding back a smile to comfort him.

Noel: "Don't think I don't know you're smiling because I can't see it!"

This four-legged crawling posture is so joyful, especially because he is carrying a dark green slide, which looks like a reptile from the side, Xuanshuang really laughed: "Then let me laugh for you , you know I’m laughing hahahaha—”

Just happened to be walking the dog nearby... No, Ji Ye, who was walking the dog, saw this scene and was shocked: "Have people in our camp started walking crocodiles now!"

Before she could see clearly, the dog led her and ran away.

Halfway there, they happened to find a big pit. According to Shennei Qinjia's visual inspection, the length should be smaller than the length of the slide.

"Let brother Nuonuo calculate the distance and jump down, and use his own weight and inertia to get down the slide?" Kannai Qinjia suggested thinking about what he had learned in class.

"Anything is fine, as long as I can get rid of this thing as soon as possible..." As long as Bian Ming can not be found, Noel will try his best not to find him. If there is one less person who can see him with such a shameful appearance, then there should be one less person.He ran a few steps on all fours, and resolutely jumped into the big pit!

"Dang——" The length of the big pit was indeed shorter than the length of the slide, so the first and last sides of the slide were stuck at both ends of the big pit, and Nuo Er was hung on the top of the pit.

Noel: "I can't get out and I can't get down...the situation is getting worse, hey!"

Fortunately, not long after, due to Noel's weight, both ends of the slide were broken off at one corner, and turned upside down respectively. Although Noel still couldn't get out, Alice told him to "think about the good, at least now you can walk upright." up".

Even though the look is... even more hilarious, Noel looks like a green-skinned dinosaur walking on two legs from the rear.

Long Ji just saw it, he snorted coldly, put his hands in his pockets and left.

He believes that this should be a player deliberately pretending to be a dinosaur in order to keep a low profile.I think that in reality, in order not to attract attention, I changed my face, my hair grew to my shoulders, and I deliberately made a big black birthmark on my face, which looked very disgusting.

Barrage: "There is something wrong! Isn't this more eye-catching?"

"In order to pretend to be a dinosaur in a low-key manner hahahaha, the brain circuit of the dragon spine is really different!"

In the end, Noel and the others had no choice but to ask Bian Ming to help split the slide.

Bian Ming held back his laughter the whole time, making his abdominal muscles twitch.At this moment, Noel's heart is dead, as long as he can get this slide down, they can laugh as they please.

(End of this chapter)