The best little Taoist priest in the city

Chapter 120

"Let's go over and tease Reservoir Dog!"

After Chen Yuer finished speaking, she ran out first.

The three daughters of Su Zhimo couldn't laugh or cry. Is it really okay to treat a master invited by the villagers dignifiedly like this?The three women sat in place without moving, and did not join in the fun.

After Chen Yu'er came to Lu Sanfa's side, she looked down at Lu Sanfa who was squatting on the ground in pain and asked: "How is it? Now you are still in front of my aunt? My aunt deliberately asked my master to come and beat you! Hmph!"

Lu Sanfa suddenly realized that he was really pretending to be struck by lightning!Hastily subdued and said: "Sister Yu'er, you are really my aunt, I will never dare to get scared in front of you again!"

Chen Yuer showed a satisfied smile, and then asked: "Now I know why I, Chen Yuer, don't take you as my teacher, but this handsome young man as my teacher?"

Lu Sanfa nodded hastily: "I know, I know."

"Now you finally know how powerful my master is? Do you still dare to say that he is a junior who has practiced Qi at the fifth level?"

Lu San made up his mind to say that your master is the real masquerade pretending to be a madman. He is obviously a master in the foundation building stage, so why pretend to be a junior at the fifth level of Qi training?Show your true skills earlier, how can I pretend to be so aggressive, and then be beaten by you?

A master in the foundation building period, Lu Sanfa didn't even have time to kneel and lick!The only surprise is that this kid is only sixteen or seventeen years old, how can he practice so fast?Is it already the foundation period?I have been practicing hard for 20 years, and I am still in the Qi training period!

Hastily flattering Zhongling, he said: "Grandma, you master is awesome! Wai Rui is doing well! I, Lu Sanfa, are convinced!"

Chen Yu'er was very satisfied, and said hypocritically: "Hmph, you are wise, otherwise I will ask my master to beat you back!"

Lu Sanfa was taken aback, and hurriedly said something kind: "Grandma, you can't do it, you can't do it, if you have something to say, say it well. If you can talk sitting down, don't stand up. Brother, auntie, Please sit down, both of you, please sit down quickly."

After Lu Sanfa finished speaking, he hurriedly stood up and moved stools for Zhongling and Chen Yuer courteously.

Under Lu Sanfa's call, Zhongling and Chen Yu'er sat down on the chairs.Zhongling's sitting posture is very indecent, his whole back is leaning on the chair, and his feet are still grabbing big two horse legs, that posture is simply your second uncle.

After Lu Sanfa settled Liang Zhongling and Chen Yuer down, he continued to kneel and lick the two of them and said, "Auntie, I, Lu, really envy you for worshiping such an amazing master!"

At this time, two of Lu Sanfa's apprentices rushed up. Seeing that their master was beaten so badly, they couldn't express their anger. One of them looked at their master and asked, "Master, you were beaten twice by him." He has a big ear and his face is swollen, so let’s forget it?”

Lu Sanfa was angry for a while, and cursed in his heart: "Are you two blind? Not only your face is swollen? You almost broke your eggs!!" With a smile on his face, he said calmly, "Disciples, Forget it, forget it, it’s not easy for everyone to go out and walk the rivers and lakes, fighting is not as good as harmony, everyone lives in peace, and harmony makes money.”

Another apprentice said unconvinced: "But Master, you are beaten into such a ghostly appearance, we both lose face!"

At this moment, Lu Sanfa was indeed pitiful, not to mention his entire head was pitch black, and his hair was blown up into a bird's nest, with every root standing on end.What's more, the previous two slaps, one left and one right, slapped his already fat face even more swollen, and it turned into a pig's head.

Lu Sanfa is about to collapse, who has no face?My bastard, what the hell kind of apprentice am I accepting?Are you both funny?Can't you understand the situation?Is now the time to get strong?

Has your master ever managed to make people so cowardly?Just do it!Am I still afraid of killing them?But the problem is that it can't be done?You two are not honest, you also want to be beaten, right?

Lu Sanfa hastily ignored his two brain-dead apprentices, and planned to continue kneeling and licking Zhongling.

As a result, at this moment, an apprentice stood up and rushed to Zhongling, facing Zhongling, who was almost lying on the chair with Erlang's legs like your second uncle, put his hands on his waist and said, "Huh, this No matter how big the world is, it can’t be more than a word of reason! You beat my master into a pig’s head, and his mother didn’t know him anymore. As an apprentice, I want to reason with you!!”

Lu San's heart is dripping with blood, why the hell did I go blind at that time, fell in love with you, a bastard, and took you as an apprentice?He slapped him on the back of the head, "Go to hell!" and sent the brain-dead apprentice flying.

As the matter progressed to this point, the village chief who was watching the excitement was a little confused about the situation, so he stood up and asked curiously: "Two priests, who is the main player of the two of you now?"

Zhongling's foot, which was holding the second horse's leg, couldn't help shaking up and down. Matching his long hair, he looked like a bum.He pointed at Lu Sanfa with a playful smile, and said, "Brother Sanfa, let's talk about it, now you and I will be the protagonist of the two of us?"

Lu Sanfa was already scared of being beaten by Zhongling, how could he have the airs of being the main player?Hastily smiled and said: "Of course it is Master Zhong, you are the main player, and I, Lu Sanfa, will help you."

Zhongling was very satisfied with this answer, and then said loudly like an announcement: "Then everyone has heard it. From now on, this Xiaodao will be the main master, and this Lu Sanfa will be my assistant." The successful king of the mountain occupying the top of the mountain.

All the surrounding villagers were speechless for a while, which one did these two Taoist priests play?It's child's play!The master hired at a high price can't beat a little Taoist priest.And the little Taoist priest was also sloppy, like a little magic stick, not like a serious Taoist priest.It seems that both are assholes!

Everyone's mood plummeted, and they were afraid that this time's operation to eliminate zombies would fail again.

At this moment, commotion suddenly appeared on the edge of the banquet.

Everyone looked in the direction of the commotion, and saw a villager covered in blood who stumbled to the center where everyone was, and then went straight to the village head, crying in panic: "The village head is not good, Li Xueqin's corpse poison suddenly broke out , I was accidentally bitten by her, wouldn't I also be poisoned by the corpse and turn into a zombie? Lord Village Chief, you must save me!"

"what--???"

As soon as this remark came out, there was a lot of uproar immediately, and it caused a huge shock in the hearts of the villagers who heard the news.This time, the dead body disease is related to the wealth and lives of all the villagers, how can everyone not care about it?Whether it's these Taoist priests invited, or today's banquet, the purpose is to eliminate zombies!

Li Xueqin is the only person in the village who has been confirmed to have been poisoned by the corpse, but has not completely turned into a corpse.The rest of the people who were poisoned by the corpse had completely turned into corpses. They either ran away with the army of zombies, or they were all dealt with by the villagers in simple ways.

I recommend everyone to read a supernatural fire book, which is very beautiful. The title of the book is "The Ghost Doctor of Yin and Yang in Maoshan".

Ask for a recommendation ticket, roll around and ask.

(End of this chapter)