The best little Taoist priest in the city

Chapter 200 Eat Me One Thousand Year Kill

The men read the joke, but the women actually had many fans who were fascinated by Zhong Ling's handsome appearance. Even if he was a voyeur, he didn't mind, and they were willing to make an appointment with him.

This is indeed a society that depends on appearance.

Su Zhimo, Chen Yu'er, Tian Yuxin, and Li Ruoqian all looked at Zhong Ling who was punished on stage with puzzled faces. How could it be him?When he got home yesterday, he was in a good mood and he was fine. He didn't look like he committed a crime, did he?

Why did he suddenly become a voyeur who voyeurized girls this morning and made his debut on stage?

Everyone's lively discussion is still going on.

"Who do you think this guy is peeping at?"

"Is there even a need to ask? It was a female teacher who was peeking at, but then she turned around and peeked at the sister of this female teacher... There are not many people in our school who meet this requirement..."

"Isn't that... I'm sorry, this kid is very lucky..."

The answer is ready to come out, almost everyone has a place in their hearts.

At this time, Zhang Hao stood on the podium and shouted into the microphone: "Okay! Everyone be quiet!!"

Under the sound amplification of the stereo surround sound, this drink formed a huge oppressive force, which immediately suppressed the noisy atmosphere of the audience, and all of a sudden there was no sound.

Zhang Hao was very satisfied with this effect, so he took the time to continue to say: "As Zhang Hao, I am responsible for the school's style of study and security. I have the responsibility and ability to manage the school's style of study and security well!"

"In Yuanhe Noble High School, you must never break the law or violate school rules! Otherwise, I, Zhang Hao, will never tolerate it!"

"I, Zhang Hao, usually deal with poor students. I believe all the students can see it..."

Just as Zhang Hao was pretending to be aggressive and talking about his protest words, Zhong Ling was really upset and couldn't stand it any longer. With ruthless steps, he quietly came behind Zhang Hao, facing Zhang Hao's ass Squat down.

Then the hands merged, the little finger and the ring finger were bent and interlocked, the middle finger and the index finger were straightened together, forming a two-fingered sword, and pointed at Zhang Hao's buttocks with one finger!

He shouted loudly: "Pretend to be a hero, watch my thousand-year kill!!"

A pig-killing scream suddenly came from the stage.Since Zhang Hao was still holding the microphone, the screams like killing a pig spread throughout the audience, resounding throughout the world! !

There was a platform on the podium, which was chest height, but because Zhong Ling poked his ass so hard, Zhang Hao's body flew up, turned over the podium, and fell directly under the two-meter-high platform.

Head to foot!

"Oh my mother!"

Seeing that he was about to fall more than two meters high, Zhang Hao let out another scream.

"Pfft!"

Amidst a burst of chaotic sounds, Zhang Hao hit the ground head first, was thrown like a dog, and fell to the ground, already in a daze.

"Hahahahahahahahaha..."

All the teachers and students in the audience suddenly burst into wild laughter.

Although some teachers felt that this scene was a bit inappropriate and they shouldn't laugh, but the scene was so funny that they couldn't help laughing.

And some students happened to be punished by this Zhang Hao, and those who laughed were even more presumptuous, shouting to relieve their anger!Secretly admired that kid on the stage, he dared to fight even Zhang Hao, he was brave enough! !

And many girls were completely overwhelmed by Zhongling's mighty and heroic image, and they screamed. He is not only handsome, but also so powerful and brave that even Zhang Hao, who is afraid of him by all the students, dared to fight him. ! !

Zhang Hao hit the ground with his face covered with blood, but when he became a little more conscious, what he covered was not his own face that was smashed on the ground, but his hands hurriedly covering his buttocks, which twitched intermittently. Can't stop howling: "Oh, my chrysanthemum, oh, take me to the hospital... oh, I need to go to the toilet..."

At this time, a small security guard ran over, and hearing Zhang Hao's screams, he couldn't help asking: "Director Zhang, do you want to go to the hospital or the toilet?"

Zhang Hao was furious for a while, crying and cursing with tears in his eyes: "I'm fucking crazy! Is there anyone more stupid than you in the whole world? What's your name? I'm going to fire you!"

When the security guard heard this, he was also furious, and said, "Misuo La Misuo, I care so much about him, whoever you fall in love with! I won't serve you anymore!"

After speaking, he threw the security hat on Zhang Hao's face, and he really left in a very grand manner.

"I'm stupid..." Zhang Hao screamed, what day is today?It's okay to be bullied by the students, even the security guards dare to argue with him! !

Finally regaining his strength, Zhang Hao stood up from the ground with difficulty.

When he regained his footing, due to the pain in his butthole, Zhong Ling's Chiennian attack just now was too ruthless, he was in so much pain that he couldn't stand still normally, and he couldn't do without his hands covering his buttocks.Coupled with the bruised nose and swollen face on the head, and the blood all over the face, the appearance will be as funny as it is ridiculous, as miserable as it is.

The teachers and students in the whole school were almost laughing, and the laughter was almost gone. When they saw Zhang Hao like that, they immediately "hahahahahahaha..." The whole audience broke out into even more fervent and miserable laughter. This is so joyful. Who has ever seen Zhang Hao, the deputy director of the Academic Affairs Office, who has always been majestic, in such a miserable time!

Zhang Hao was ridiculed repeatedly, and suddenly he was furious, he held back the sharp pain from pi's eyes, and rushed straight to the podium in a fierce manner.

He wants to settle accounts with Zhongling! !

Rushing up to the podium, he punched Zhong Ling's chest violently with his powerful fists!

Zhong Ling saw that this punch was from Lian Jiazi, this punch would hit the chest of an ordinary person, and it could directly kill someone!

It was immediately obvious that Zhang Hao wanted to beat himself to death!I want to regain my face and dignity in front of all the teachers and students!

Zhong Ling thought in his heart that since you are cruel to me, Zhong Ling, then don't blame me, Zhong Ling, for being cruel to you!

As soon as he stretched out his hand, he easily caught Zhang Hao's violent punch!

Zhang Hao was terrified, he knew his own strength, he could kill a cow with one punch!What's more, such a kid!

But this kid grabbed his fierce fist as soon as he punched seemingly casually?This strength is terrifying!It can only be said that this kid is far stronger than himself!

No wonder he was able to silently lurk behind his own buttocks, and then sneak attack himself!

Trying hard, trying to pull the fist out of Zhongling's palm, but found that Zhongling was gripping tightly, unable to break free from his shackles.

Immediately yelled and threatened: "Boy, you are so brave. Not only did you sneak attack the director of the Academic Affairs Office, but now you dare to fight me in front of all the teachers and students? Do I still have my eyes as the Director of the Academic Affairs Office? You Aren't you afraid of being fired?"

Opening his mouth and shutting his mouth meant he was expelled, and Zhong Ling was also angry, so he went all out and said, "I'm not just fighting you? I'm going to hit you in the face in front of all the teachers and students in the school!"

A "slap" slap was slapped directly on Zhang Hao's face.

(End of this chapter)