The best little Taoist priest in the city

Chapter 273 This chapter is beautiful

Zhong Ling said angrily: "What a treacherous old boy, why are you so treacherous?"

Wu Yazi said with a sly smile: "Hey, as the saying goes, soldiers are never tired of cheating, they are not poisonous, they are not husbands, they are not cruel when they walk in the rivers and lakes, they are old and cunning, how can they ensure that their lives are safe and sound, and they will not capsize in the gutter every time? The old man has been in the rivers and lakes all his life, bad things Do everything you can, go through many storms, but never capsize, survive until now, you will know how powerful this old man is!"

Wu Yazi was proud of himself. In his life, he has gone through a lot of wind and rain, but he managed to save himself from danger every time. To survive until now, of course, it cannot be all luck, but means.Every time he thinks of the most proud big strokes and big turning points in his life, he is even more proud and can't help bragging about it.

Hearing what Wu Yazi said, Zhong Ling suddenly became amused, and said with a smile on his face: "Wu Yazi, you really are getting more slippery as you get older, and more treacherous as you get older, no wonder people often say you are cunning and cunning." Turning around, he said seriously: "But this time, I'm afraid you Wu Yazi will capsize!"

"Hey!" Wu Yazi couldn't help but sneered, and said mockingly: "Now you have been poisoned by my Wu Yazi's double poison, and you are about to die and can't die anymore, but I have already taken the antidote you gave , it will be fine soon, and you still say I'm going to capsize?"

Zhongling laughed amusedly.

Wu Yazi was confused for a while, and asked in shock: "Boy, you are dying, why are you laughing?"

Zhongling smiled and replied: "Because what I gave you just now is not an antidote! It's a powerful laxative! Don't you feel the rumbling joy in your stomach now?"

"Ah?" Wu Yazi's complexion changed drastically, and he said angrily: "I'm going! You bastard! I thought my stomach was rumbling, and it was the antidote you gave that was taking effect, so it turned out to be for me to eat Laxative!! I said why do I want to shit so much now!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Everyone saw Wu Yazi's panic-stricken look, not only Lin Ke on Zhongling's back died laughing, but even the disciples behind Wu Yazi also laughed.For a while, the audience roared with laughter.

Wu Yazi was furious and yelled at the disciples behind him: "Who dares to laugh, be careful, Master, I will clean him up!"

The dozen or so people didn't dare to laugh at once, because they all knew what would happen if they were cleared out, they would be directly incinerated and wiped out.

This time everyone is so funny because their wise and mighty master has always given them the image of mastery, as if they are omnipotent and majestic and inviolable!But I didn't expect that after meeting this kid, I would be deflated repeatedly, how could it not be funny!

Everyone was holding back their laughter, and no longer dared to laugh out loud, except for Lin Ke who kept on laughing with a nice "giggle, giggle" laugh, and then burst out laughing loudly: "Hahahaha...lol Kill me!" While laughing, he hammered Zhongling's shoulder fiercely, saying: "Hahahaha, this old man Zhongling is too funny!"

In fact, what she admired more in her heart was how Zhongling was so clever!Such an old, cunning, and experienced old guy was played around by him.I am more satisfied with Zhongling in my heart!

Wu Yazi yelled at Lin Ke: "Little girl, why are you laughing? Your mother hasn't seen it yet, so are you still in the mood to laugh?"

When Wu Yazi said this, Lin Ke immediately didn't find it funny, because he wasn't in the mood to laugh anymore.

"Gulu Gulu..." Wu Yazi felt that his stomach had already exploded, and if he didn't solve the problem of shitting, he might spit it out!Jumping up and down in anger, he said, "You son of a bitch, you are so bad, you! You are worse than me, you! You say you are upright and upright, and you are so upright and upright?"

Zhongling narrowed his eyes and smiled, "Wu Yazi, I told you that you are going to capsize, but you still don't believe it, do you believe it now?"

Wu Yazi covered his ass with his hand, looking extremely embarrassed, he couldn't help asking curiously: "You have been poisoned by my double poison, don't you worry that you will die from the poison?" In fact, Wu Yazi is more What worries him is that the poison doesn't seem to have any effect on him seeing Zhong Ling's relaxed appearance!

Zhong Ling lightly wrote: "To be honest, I have a body that is invulnerable to all poisons, so the two poisons you injected may not pose any threat to my physique, so you have completely miscalculated!"

"Ah?" Wu Yazi's face changed drastically, is it really like this?His own poison didn't have much effect on him!

Knowing that this time he was completely defeated, he was at a disadvantage in every aspect and everywhere, and he was being played around by this kid!

What's worse is that although he forcibly suppressed the soft poison and deadly poison in his body with his strength, he still felt the poison spreading, his whole body became softer, his throat became more and more congested, and his head became more and more dizzy. It's not far from being poisoned to death!

What's more uncomfortable is that the stomach is still "gurgling" non-stop, triple toxin, this is really killing him!He couldn't help pointing at Zhong Ling's face and said bitterly: "Boy, you are so cruel! I, Wu Yazi, have been in the rivers and lakes all my life, and I have rarely suffered losses. Today, I have suffered all losses at the hands of your boy! Looking at this style today, it is really true. Is it going to capsize in your kid's hands?"

After speaking, he hurriedly took out a few detoxification pills from his pocket and swallowed them all in one gulp.Although these detoxification pills are not capable of detoxifying all kinds of toxins, they can still inhibit most of the toxins!

I dare not say that it can detoxify the poison in the body, but it should be possible to restrain the toxin from spreading.

When Lin Ke heard that Zhong Ling was still invulnerable to all poisons, he immediately stopped worrying about the poisons that Zhong Ling had been exposed to by Wu Yazi before. On the contrary, his affection for Zhong Ling increased sharply, and he felt more and more powerful!

Immediately worshiped: "Zhongling, you are really amazing! You are getting smaller and smaller! I want to be your little fan girl! Hmm!" After finishing speaking, she uncontrollably looked at Zhongling He kissed him on the cheek, and his love was beyond words.

Zhongling was surprised again, this girl's expression of feelings is really unrestrained and direct, compared to Tian Yuxin's coyness, it is a completely different style.

After Wu Yazi swallowed the detoxification pill he had prepared, he said sharply: "Boy, although you have taken advantage of this old man everywhere, I still have a lot of backhands that I haven't shown. Who will capsize tonight? Didn't fight till the end?" , still unknown!"

Zhong Ling couldn't help smiling and said: "You have lost like this, and you still dare to be stubborn? Why don't you tell the whereabouts of Lin Ke's mother now, and take me to release her mother, maybe I can consider letting you live!"

Wu Yazi negotiated: "Boy, don't be ashamed. I can't die, so why do you want me to live? How about this, you give me some of Lin Ke's blood, and I will let Lin Ke's mother go! In this way, We will settle the matter, no one will suffer, and no one will suffer too much! Everyone leave peacefully!"

What he wanted was Lin Ke's blood?Zhong Ling suddenly thought of something.Ask for a monthly pass, please give me some monthly pass.

(End of this chapter)