Reborn Primitive Age
Chapter 737
Chapter 737
In the room, a refined man and a beautiful woman are sitting in the lobby.
The elegant man is holding a scroll in his hand, and the woman is holding two long needles and flying, weaving small clothes with snow-white silk.
"Mother, mother, what do you think I caught?"
As soon as the little fat man ran in, he couldn't wait to grab the three-legged toad and show it off to the beautiful woman.The three-legged toad hadn't finished urinating, and was thrown around by him.The beautiful woman waved her hand, and a gas mask stood in front of her to keep the urine out.
Little Fatty didn't wait for his mother to speak, and ran up to his father to show off again: "Father, father, what do you think I caught?"
The elegant man didn't want to pay attention to him, turned his head to the side, and pretended not to hear him with a scroll in his hand.
"Father, father, do you see what I caught?"
Seeing that he didn't see it, the little chubby ran up to him and showed him the three-legged toad. His little hand almost stuffed the toad into his mouth.
Now the refined man could no longer pretend to be deaf and dumb, so he quickly separated his hands with a book, and the smell of a boy's urine wafted faintly.To be honest, it's a bit suffocating.He was also unlucky, if it wasn't for entering the ruins, causing his soul to be injured and losing all his mana, he wouldn't have to suffer from this.
Seeing that his son wanted to stuff the three-legged toad over, Cai Xianchu hurriedly said: "This three-legged fortune-seeking dragon scale toad is not bad. I didn't expect our porpoise to find this kind of treasure. Take good care of it. It will definitely be a great help in the future." .”
After hearing his father's words, Dolphin asked happily: "Father, will I have many spirit stones in the future?"
"En." Cai Xianchu responded casually.
"Then do I have many, many treasures?" Dolphin asked enthusiastically.
"I don't know that."
When Cai Xianchu saw his son entangled him in chatter mode, he quickly cast a help-seeking look at his wife.
Seeing her husband's embarrassment, E Lingyu raised the corners of her mouth slightly, and then ordered: "Lan'er, Xin'er, go get a basin of water to wash Dolphin and that three-legged Lucky Dragon Scaled Toad, and then find a cage." Lock it up. Since the master said this is a treasure, you should feed it well on weekdays, so as not to let it run away."
"Yes."
Laner Xiner snickered and went down to get ready.
After a while, the two brought water and a cage, washed Dolphin's hands, washed the three-legged Lucky Dragon Scale Toad and put it in the cage.
The three-legged Lucky Dragon Scaled Toad didn't know whether it was stupid or what, but it didn't resist at all, allowing them to lock it in obediently, lying on the inside and staying quietly.
As soon as Dolphin washed her hands well, she ran up to her father again, "Father, my master gave me another baby yesterday. Look, this is a blanket that can fly. This is a blanket that can run very fast." The talisman, and this, is the panacea given to me by Master Bai Yi."
Seeing that Cai Xianchu was very excited, he kept taking out his precious son from his belly pocket, and said sourly: "I think no one gave me so many things when I first became a teacher."
E Lingyu rolled his eyes at him angrily, and said, "You! It's better to clean up your mess first, and don't leave us mother and child alone, but I don't know where to go."
"Don't worry, why are you willing to leave you as a husband?"
Cai Xianchu looked at the sky outside, and said again: "The weather is good today, let me earn a few more years for my husband to come back."
"Father, are you going to set up a stall again? I want to go too." Dolphin hurriedly put away the treasures that had been shown off one by one.
"What are you going to do?" Cai Xianchu glared.
"I'm going to set up a stall too." Dolphin said with her head held high.
Cai Xianchu's face twitched when he thought of what this little thing was selling at the stall.Turning his head and looking at his wife, he felt powerless from the bottom of his heart towards this little thing.
E Lingyu, however, giggled together with the two maidservants.
There is no way to get rid of this little thing.With no other choice, Cai Xianchu had to take his son with him.There was a market not far from the house, and Cai Xianchu wanted to set up a stall there.He only walked a few steps before going out, but Gu'er said strangely: "Father, it's too slow to walk like this, let's go there on a flying carpet!"
He took out the flying carpet from his pocket and spread it on the ground, letting his father sit on it.
This little thing doesn't think the walk is too slow, it is clearly taking the opportunity to show off his new treasure.
Cai Xianchu also let him go and sit on the flying carpet.
After his father sat down, Dolphin rushed to the flying carpet and shouted, "Blanket, let's go."
The flying carpet seemed to understand his words, and then slowly rose up, flying forward according to his orders.
Cai Xianchu didn't know what to say, and so did Master. It was a waste of nothing to use this spiritual flying carpet for his son.He knew what his son was like. If it weren't for the spirituality of the flying carpet, the little zhenqi he had just cultivated would not be able to drive it at all.
In a short while, we arrived at the market, and when the flying carpet landed, Cai Xianchu found a corner where people could see, took out a table and chairs, and placed a large flag on the ground, which read "Fortune-telling" "Two big characters, and next to it are two lines of small characters: "Life for life, life for luck. The iron mouth is straight, the world is selfless."
Immediately after, Dolphin took out some jade bottles filled with orange liquid and put them on the ground, took out a signboard and put it in front, then spread the flying carpet on the ground and sat cross-legged, waiting for the guests to come.
Cai Xianchu glanced at it, his eyebrows twitched.
The orange-yellow liquid jade bottle actually contained a small amount of spiritual energy, and there were sheets of paper pasted on the bottle with the words "Houtian Pure Yang Ye" written on it, and the signboard even said "Houtian Pure Yang Ye, a real boy Urine, a sharp weapon for killing demons, eliminating ghosts, and warding off evil spirits, you must bring treasures when you enter the ghost hiding cave."
Cai Xianchu only felt a black crow flying past in front of his eyes with a loud "woo-wah-wah", and felt that his whole body was not well.
His son was born with a pure yang body, so urine can cause great harm to ghosts and other evil things.
I don't know who told him that this urine can be exchanged for spirit stones, so the little things store up the urine and sell it.It used to be a can, and it has been stored for a long time, which has a strong urine smell and is extremely sexual.
Originally, he and his wife didn't want him to sell it. Isn't this a joke?Helplessly, this little guy has been so obsessed with money ever since he knew that his urine can be exchanged for spirit stones, so he couldn't even let him use it to exchange spirit stones.He had no choice but to agree with his wife.
It's just that I didn't expect that after not seeing him for a while, the little thing would replace the urine jar with a jade bottle with spiritual energy, and even put up a signboard.
These things are clearly not something he can do.
Therefore, Cai Xianchu asked curiously: "Tun'er, who made these bottles and signs?"
"A nephew gave it to me. He said that the pure yang liquid should be stored in a jade bottle for the best effect, and he also made a sign for me. He said that everything should be packaged now, and people will not look at it without packaging."
"What's his name?" Cai Xianchu frowned.
"do not know."
Dolphin shook his head, said: "That man is fat, he often comes to buy pure yang liquid."
Cai Xianchu nodded, and sat with his eyes closed, thinking in his heart: I don't know what purpose this person has for approaching Tun'er, it seems that he needs to investigate carefully.Although no one in Miaodao Xianzong dared to hurt Tu'er, there were people with ulterior motives in Bao Buqi who sought opportunities to get close and use their hands to do unruly things.
(End of this chapter)
In the room, a refined man and a beautiful woman are sitting in the lobby.
The elegant man is holding a scroll in his hand, and the woman is holding two long needles and flying, weaving small clothes with snow-white silk.
"Mother, mother, what do you think I caught?"
As soon as the little fat man ran in, he couldn't wait to grab the three-legged toad and show it off to the beautiful woman.The three-legged toad hadn't finished urinating, and was thrown around by him.The beautiful woman waved her hand, and a gas mask stood in front of her to keep the urine out.
Little Fatty didn't wait for his mother to speak, and ran up to his father to show off again: "Father, father, what do you think I caught?"
The elegant man didn't want to pay attention to him, turned his head to the side, and pretended not to hear him with a scroll in his hand.
"Father, father, do you see what I caught?"
Seeing that he didn't see it, the little chubby ran up to him and showed him the three-legged toad. His little hand almost stuffed the toad into his mouth.
Now the refined man could no longer pretend to be deaf and dumb, so he quickly separated his hands with a book, and the smell of a boy's urine wafted faintly.To be honest, it's a bit suffocating.He was also unlucky, if it wasn't for entering the ruins, causing his soul to be injured and losing all his mana, he wouldn't have to suffer from this.
Seeing that his son wanted to stuff the three-legged toad over, Cai Xianchu hurriedly said: "This three-legged fortune-seeking dragon scale toad is not bad. I didn't expect our porpoise to find this kind of treasure. Take good care of it. It will definitely be a great help in the future." .”
After hearing his father's words, Dolphin asked happily: "Father, will I have many spirit stones in the future?"
"En." Cai Xianchu responded casually.
"Then do I have many, many treasures?" Dolphin asked enthusiastically.
"I don't know that."
When Cai Xianchu saw his son entangled him in chatter mode, he quickly cast a help-seeking look at his wife.
Seeing her husband's embarrassment, E Lingyu raised the corners of her mouth slightly, and then ordered: "Lan'er, Xin'er, go get a basin of water to wash Dolphin and that three-legged Lucky Dragon Scaled Toad, and then find a cage." Lock it up. Since the master said this is a treasure, you should feed it well on weekdays, so as not to let it run away."
"Yes."
Laner Xiner snickered and went down to get ready.
After a while, the two brought water and a cage, washed Dolphin's hands, washed the three-legged Lucky Dragon Scale Toad and put it in the cage.
The three-legged Lucky Dragon Scaled Toad didn't know whether it was stupid or what, but it didn't resist at all, allowing them to lock it in obediently, lying on the inside and staying quietly.
As soon as Dolphin washed her hands well, she ran up to her father again, "Father, my master gave me another baby yesterday. Look, this is a blanket that can fly. This is a blanket that can run very fast." The talisman, and this, is the panacea given to me by Master Bai Yi."
Seeing that Cai Xianchu was very excited, he kept taking out his precious son from his belly pocket, and said sourly: "I think no one gave me so many things when I first became a teacher."
E Lingyu rolled his eyes at him angrily, and said, "You! It's better to clean up your mess first, and don't leave us mother and child alone, but I don't know where to go."
"Don't worry, why are you willing to leave you as a husband?"
Cai Xianchu looked at the sky outside, and said again: "The weather is good today, let me earn a few more years for my husband to come back."
"Father, are you going to set up a stall again? I want to go too." Dolphin hurriedly put away the treasures that had been shown off one by one.
"What are you going to do?" Cai Xianchu glared.
"I'm going to set up a stall too." Dolphin said with her head held high.
Cai Xianchu's face twitched when he thought of what this little thing was selling at the stall.Turning his head and looking at his wife, he felt powerless from the bottom of his heart towards this little thing.
E Lingyu, however, giggled together with the two maidservants.
There is no way to get rid of this little thing.With no other choice, Cai Xianchu had to take his son with him.There was a market not far from the house, and Cai Xianchu wanted to set up a stall there.He only walked a few steps before going out, but Gu'er said strangely: "Father, it's too slow to walk like this, let's go there on a flying carpet!"
He took out the flying carpet from his pocket and spread it on the ground, letting his father sit on it.
This little thing doesn't think the walk is too slow, it is clearly taking the opportunity to show off his new treasure.
Cai Xianchu also let him go and sit on the flying carpet.
After his father sat down, Dolphin rushed to the flying carpet and shouted, "Blanket, let's go."
The flying carpet seemed to understand his words, and then slowly rose up, flying forward according to his orders.
Cai Xianchu didn't know what to say, and so did Master. It was a waste of nothing to use this spiritual flying carpet for his son.He knew what his son was like. If it weren't for the spirituality of the flying carpet, the little zhenqi he had just cultivated would not be able to drive it at all.
In a short while, we arrived at the market, and when the flying carpet landed, Cai Xianchu found a corner where people could see, took out a table and chairs, and placed a large flag on the ground, which read "Fortune-telling" "Two big characters, and next to it are two lines of small characters: "Life for life, life for luck. The iron mouth is straight, the world is selfless."
Immediately after, Dolphin took out some jade bottles filled with orange liquid and put them on the ground, took out a signboard and put it in front, then spread the flying carpet on the ground and sat cross-legged, waiting for the guests to come.
Cai Xianchu glanced at it, his eyebrows twitched.
The orange-yellow liquid jade bottle actually contained a small amount of spiritual energy, and there were sheets of paper pasted on the bottle with the words "Houtian Pure Yang Ye" written on it, and the signboard even said "Houtian Pure Yang Ye, a real boy Urine, a sharp weapon for killing demons, eliminating ghosts, and warding off evil spirits, you must bring treasures when you enter the ghost hiding cave."
Cai Xianchu only felt a black crow flying past in front of his eyes with a loud "woo-wah-wah", and felt that his whole body was not well.
His son was born with a pure yang body, so urine can cause great harm to ghosts and other evil things.
I don't know who told him that this urine can be exchanged for spirit stones, so the little things store up the urine and sell it.It used to be a can, and it has been stored for a long time, which has a strong urine smell and is extremely sexual.
Originally, he and his wife didn't want him to sell it. Isn't this a joke?Helplessly, this little guy has been so obsessed with money ever since he knew that his urine can be exchanged for spirit stones, so he couldn't even let him use it to exchange spirit stones.He had no choice but to agree with his wife.
It's just that I didn't expect that after not seeing him for a while, the little thing would replace the urine jar with a jade bottle with spiritual energy, and even put up a signboard.
These things are clearly not something he can do.
Therefore, Cai Xianchu asked curiously: "Tun'er, who made these bottles and signs?"
"A nephew gave it to me. He said that the pure yang liquid should be stored in a jade bottle for the best effect, and he also made a sign for me. He said that everything should be packaged now, and people will not look at it without packaging."
"What's his name?" Cai Xianchu frowned.
"do not know."
Dolphin shook his head, said: "That man is fat, he often comes to buy pure yang liquid."
Cai Xianchu nodded, and sat with his eyes closed, thinking in his heart: I don't know what purpose this person has for approaching Tun'er, it seems that he needs to investigate carefully.Although no one in Miaodao Xianzong dared to hurt Tu'er, there were people with ulterior motives in Bao Buqi who sought opportunities to get close and use their hands to do unruly things.
(End of this chapter)
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