I wish you a fall in love

"Don't tell me you are a single old man in his 30s who secretly drinks Wangzai in the office..."

I will look down on you.

Shi Ming, "..."

Throwing the pen in his hand, he got up and walked to Xi Weiran, and "bang" closed the double-opening refrigerator door.

He said three words expressionlessly, "It's not me."

Mat unburned, "?"

Ji Yicheng, "?"

The two men looked at each other, their eyes were dazed for a second, and then they suddenly looked at each other with an expression of "lying in a big hole", and then looked at Shi Ming with the same expression.

"Inuyasha, are you happy to be a father?" Ji Yicheng narrowed his eyes towards Shiming, with a pair of peach blossom eyes smiling coquettishly.

Xi Weiran also raised his chin, "Who the hell is the child?"

"To be able to drink Wangzai, the child must be at least one year old, because I, Xiao Tiantian, started drinking milk when I was one year, one month and three days old." When Ji Yicheng mentioned his golden-egg daughter, his mouth and eyes widened with laughter. up.

"It's not kind, Shi Da." Xi Weiran continued to answer, "You actually kept it from us for so long."

"Fortunately, we brothers worry about your life-long affairs all day long, and we are afraid that you will be left alone in the end as a golden single dog, watching us get married and have babies one by one to show our affection."

After Ji Yicheng finished speaking, Shi Ming almost rolled his eyes to the back of his head.

This monster's venomous tongue has always been used to poke his heart with a knife whenever he has a chance, and he has gotten used to it for so many years.

"Really, old Xi?" Ji Yicheng also deliberately spread his hands at Xi Weiran, with an innocent face of "I'm really kind."

Xi Weiran couldn't help watching it, but was overwhelmed by Ji Yicheng's playful expression.

With a snort, he nodded his head,
"Yes."

Shi Ming, "..." I really don't bother to talk to you, and didn't talk to you.

The atmosphere suddenly fell into a strange silence.

Ji Yicheng and Xi Weiran looked at each other, and they made eye contact with each other tacitly.

[Tsk, Inuyasha is angry? 】

[Who told you that every time you beat your heart with a knife, you are a golden single dog. 】

[Fact. 】

[That's why it's even more sad. 】

【…】

Ji Yicheng stared at Shi Ming for five seconds.

For so many years, he and Inuyasha had quarreled, quarreled, fell in love and killed each other. To be honest, he was used to it.

Muscle memory has been formed, but whenever he meets Shi Ming, he will involuntarily pinch him, and if he doesn't quarrel every time, he still feels that something is missing.

A typical impoverished and immortal fellow Taoist.

He thought the dog felt the same way.

……

Ji Yicheng pondered for another half a second, frowned, trying to break the embarrassment in the air, just opened his mouth,
"Dog night..."

"Milk is for Xi Xiaojiu." Shi Ming said suddenly with a cold face.

I almost suffocated when Ji Yicheng got a word stuck in his throat.

Waiting for the next second to react, Ji Yicheng thought that he had just misheard.

However, in Xi Weiran's shocked wide-eyed eyes, a certain season evildoer affirmed himself.

He heard correctly.

"Xi Xiaojiu, old Xi, it's your little niece." Ji Yicheng resolutely became more interested, and deliberately said seriously, "I remember that she is underage."

Xi Weiran and Shi Ming both took a look at Ji Yicheng who was smiling rather coquettishly.

Why does the more I listen to it, the more I feel that this evildoer is on fire?

Typical watching the excitement is not a big deal.

Xi Weiran no longer had the gossip mood just now, squinting his eyes slightly, the deep eye sockets became more and more serious, frowning and asking Shi Ming,
"Where have you and Xiao Jiuer been?"

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ps: My little bunnies, happy Chinese Valentine's Day!love you forever!