Urban Medicine Martial Immortal Venerable

Chapter 487 Turning You into Shit Ghosts (Third Update!)

Go back and step into the women's toilet.

Lin Tian saw Xu Tangge and Liu Naier curled up to one side, with panic on their faces.

"Water ghost?"

Looking at the two of them up and down, Lin Tian heaved a sigh of relief seeing that they were not injured.

The so-called water ghost is a kind of water ghost that has long been rumored in the countryside, also called water ghost.

Superstition prevails in the countryside, and all kinds of ghosts and monsters can speak clearly and logically.

For example, there are wood ghosts, valley ghosts, boy ghosts, bridge princess ghosts, window ghosts, stumbling ghosts, big head ghosts, headless ghosts, unjust dead ghosts, night wandering ghosts, and so on.

For this kind of ghosts, the old people in the village can tell about the origin of these ghosts and ghosts to their descendants, from their ancestors to the present, and the children listen to them as stories. Although they are very scared, they are still very interested .

Every ghost, those old men, can tell their various derived stories for three days and three nights.

Some old people also said that they were blocked by stumbling ghosts, and when they walked at night, they kept spinning in circles, unable to go no matter what.

It is said that at that time, the whirring breathing and rustling walking of the stumbling ghost could be heard all around.

In that case, all you need to do is stomp your feet, spit at the surroundings a few times, and yell at you a few times to scare the stumbling ghost away.

Old man Wang on the east side of the village head is said to have seen the stumbling ghost with his own eyes, and was scared away by him. What he saw was a figure dragging a long white cloth, whose feet didn't touch the ground, only pulling the grass on the high ground.

That old man, he almost said that he caught the stumbling man's body, because it was too true.

As for the water ghost, Lin Tian had heard about those old men when he was a child, but when he grew up, he didn't take it seriously anymore.

What's more, he was reborn, and he still believed in ghosts from the underworld, but he didn't take a word of these mundane ghosts seriously.

It's just that he didn't take it seriously, but Liu Naier and Xu Tangge were terrified.

"Brother Mu Lengzi, there is really... really a water ghost, and it's getting angry, and there's a horrible whirring sound coming from the toilet sink!"

Liu Nai'er clasped her body with both hands, said anxiously in panic.

Xu Tangge on the side also nodded quickly, and said nervously, "I... I just put on my trousers, when there was a ball of fire and water flowing underneath, I was so scared that I ran out!"

Hearing this, Lin Tian frowned, walked into the compartment, endured the pungent smell, and looked down into the sink.

Sure enough, there was a fire in the toilet sink, and there were fire lights on both sides.

The fire light, along with the water in the tank, slowly moved towards the water outlet at the end.

At the same time, a faint whimpering sound like a ghost could be heard from the sink.

Lin Tian got up and walked towards the fire, and after seeing it clearly, he found that the fire was about to go out.

It was a paper boat containing a mass of burnt ashes, now permeated with water, and extinguished the fire.

Many boys have played with fire paper boats, and even took it to the public toilet connected to the sink to tease girls.

Now, Xu Tangge and Liu Naier regard this thing as a water ghost.

"Humph!"

With a cold snort, Lin Tian let go of his consciousness and penetrated into the men's toilet next door.

Over there, there were two young men yelling strangely into the ear-piercing and foul-smelling sink, with a strong sense of mischief on their faces.

"Okay, no ghosts! There are no ghosts in this world! There are two guys over there who are playing tricks on you!"

Lin Tian shook his head coldly.

"What! Bastard!"

Liu Naier's face showed anger, and then ran out angrily.

Seeing Xu Tangge relax, Lin Tian also led him out of the public toilet.

"You two guys, come out!"

It can be seen that Liu Nai'er has a very hot temper, she put her hips on her hips and shouted angrily at the men's toilet.

This little chubby girl, who was simple and honest and liked to cry when she was a child, is now a whole girl!

Lin Tian came out with Xu Tangge, seeing Liu Naier's posture, he couldn't help but be speechless.

"Beauty, what are you doing? Could it be that you have taken a fancy to us?"

At this time, a figure walked out of the men's room, full of anger.

"Aww... ghost!"

Then another figure ran out, screaming strangely and exaggeratedly.

Ah~~

Xu Tangge and Liu Naier obviously had a natural fear of ghosts, they heard strange screams, and hurriedly trot away from the public toilet, in a panic.

"Tang Ge, it's okay, what the hell is going on in this world!"

Lin Tian stepped forward, took Xu Tangge's hand, patted the back of his hand to comfort him, then looked at Liu Nai'er with a smile, and said, "Little fat girl, I thought that not only your figure has changed, but also your temper and courage have changed along with it. It turns out that I am still afraid of ghosts like when I was a child!"

"You... you still say!"

Liu Naier shrank her head and hid behind Lin Tian.

"Tsk tsk, this should be the daughter of Widow Liu who just came back today, right? I haven't seen you for so many years, and she looks amazing!"

At this time, apart from the two young men who came out of the men's toilet, a group of young men with cigarettes in their mouths also came over from the illuminated stadium, looking at Liu Nai'er and Xu Tangge up and down.

"Little fat girl, come and play with Brother Wang Ba, let's have a few drinks!"

Among the group of young people, there was a very strong young man who stretched out his hand to Liu Nai'er while talking.

"roll!"

Liu Nai'er opened the young man's hand and dodged it.

"Oh, tsk tsk, I haven't seen you for so many years, my temper is hot enough, even more interesting than Widow Liu!"

The young man was taken aback for a moment, then let out a strange laugh, his eyes kept wandering up Liu Naier's body, and he praised endlessly.

Lin Tian recognized the young man in front of him, called Wang Ba, who was four or five years older than him. When he was a child, he was a little bully in the village, and many people secretly called him Wang Ba.

When he was young, the other party bullied Lin Tian a lot, and Lin Tian almost became the other party's doormat.

Besides Wang Ba, Lin Tian also recognized two people beside him.

One is Wang Shenghong, nicknamed Xiao Shitou.

One is Huang Feiyang, nicknamed Ergouzi.

These two are Wang Ba's lackeys, and they are also notoriously stubborn and domineering. They beat and scolded Lin Tian countless times when they were young.

As for the others, Lin Tian looked very unfamiliar.

At this time, Wang Ba didn't bother anymore, but looked at Lin Tian with a smile on his face, and said with a sneer, "Mu Lengzi, go to study in Chengli, it's amazing that you brought such a beauty back. Is she your classmate or Distant cousin? If you want to talk about a girlfriend, that's absolutely impossible, even women won't fall in love with you stupid bastard!"

"Beauty, come and have a few drinks with brother? You see it's so lively, you haven't played it before, have you?"

And this time, a tall young man standing next to Wang Ba, with bright eyes, has been cruising on Xu Tangge's body, at this moment, he couldn't help but say, "Beauty, come on!"

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand.

Fortunately, Xu Tangge hid quickly and was not caught by the other party.

"You'd better keep your paws calm, or if you touch her, I will make you grab chopsticks with another hand in your next life!"

Lin Tian glanced at the young man coldly, ignored Wang Ba's words, turned to look at the two young men who were playing tricks in the men's room just now, and said: "It should be you two who played tricks on them just now. Apologize now, and I will let you go. Otherwise, if the water ghost does not exist, I will throw you into the cesspit first, and turn the two of you into shit (shi history) ghosts!"

　PS: Ask for a recommendation ticket! !Some sensitive words, I don’t know if they will be displayed, so generally Dacheng typos or homonyms or pinyin are marked... Thank you for your understanding!On to the last chapter!Tomorrow is Sunday, but I have to rush back to my hometown, and I have to go back with my family, important things... But even if it is late, the fourth watch will rush out!

　　

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