Rebel Demon King

Chapter 146 Cursing is an Art

In the center of the city that never sleeps, Yinyan Bar.

In the largest booth near the window, more than a dozen bottles of Louis XIII are only one-third empty. On the contrary, there are not many fruit plates and snacks left. Some brown liquor has been spilled on the edge of the black glass tea table, and the cold air is somewhat frozen , the people in the booth were shocked.

Except for Cheng Mo's expressionless face.

The tall and burly Mr. Zhu in a gray T-shirt broke the originally pleasant atmosphere. Many people sitting around turned their heads and looked curiously at the corner where there seemed to be a dispute, so the whole bar was lingering and charming. The silence seemed to have dissipated.

"You've drunk too much, Brother Rui." The chubby male teacher wearing glasses sitting on the other side of Teacher Zhu stood up quickly and grabbed Zhu Zhenrui's arm.

Zhu Zhenrui's face in Chinese characters was flushed. He raised his arm, flicked away the hand of the chubby man with glasses, breathed out alcohol and said loudly: "Where did I drink too much? I didn't drink too much. A bar waiter can use Dice is just cheating, look at one or two of you, you are making such a fuss and still think of him as Liu Qian?"

As soon as Zhu Zhenrui opened the map, he immediately offended everyone in the circle, but because of his colleagues, and Zhu Zhenrui was usually very enthusiastic about asking him for anything, so the people around him couldn't say anything, so they had to choose forgive him.

The embarrassment in the air was swelling, as if a needle would burst if it was pricked.

Cheng Mo just glanced at Zhu Zhenrui, but still didn't speak, as if this matter had nothing to do with him.

Gao Yuemei, who was sitting next to Cheng Mo, did not expect such a thing to happen at all. She frowned, and was about to stand up and say something to Zhu Zhenrui, but Jing Xing stood up first, and grabbed Zhu Zhenrui's shoulders, "Mr. Zhu , What you said is wrong, 360 lines, you can be the champion, Xiaolin dice is so good, practice hard, maybe you have a chance to become a magician. You should not say this as a teacher, magnanimous Come on, apologize to Xiaolin, have a glass of wine, and this matter will be over!"

What Jing Xing said seems to be on Cheng Mo's side, seeking justice for Cheng Mo, but in fact it is intensifying the conflict between the two. There is no reason to say something to a drunk person, let him sit down and deal with it coldly It is the best, but Jing Xing wants Zhu Zhenyu to apologize, isn't this adding fuel to the fire?
Sure enough, Zhu Zhenrui snorted coldly: "Apologize? Why should I apologize to this waiter?" Then he turned his head and said earnestly to Gao Yuemei: "Mr. You've been lied to! He's so good at playing dice, I don't know how many girls he has overwhelmed with this. You should be more careful!"

Seeing Zhu Zhenrui's angry and indisputable look, Gao Yuemei was so angry that she stared at Zhu Zhenrui and said angrily, "Zhu Zhenrui, are you out of your mind? What are you talking about? Hurry up and apologize to Lin Zhinuo"

"If you don't apologize now, none of our friends will do anything." After a pause, Gao Yuemei added another sentence, which in her opinion was a very serious threat.

Don't look at Gao Yuemei's hot and wild appearance. In fact, she had long hair in high school. This technique is completely incompetent, and "the brain is flooded" is the most vicious word she can think of.

But when Gao Yuemei said this, Zhu Zhenrui became even more annoyed, especially when everyone just watched silently and no one spoke out to help him. Even more frustrated.

"Hehe! What's so good about this little boy? You still have to pay him back? Don't think I don't know. You gave him tens of thousands of tips. Isn't he just a duck? Thankfully, you have the nerve to call him over. I am really ashamed of you."

As soon as Zhu Zhenrui said something that everyone didn't know, the people around were a little upset, and they all looked at Cheng Mo and whispered to each other. If Lin Zhinuo was a waiter, everyone could barely accept it. Maybe this handsome guy is still Which family's son comes out to work and experience life, but if he still charges tips, isn't that just "accompanying wine"?
Jing Xing also looked at Cheng Mo a few times, with a hint of doubt in his eyes, because he didn't see a trace of market life in Cheng Mo, and he didn't look like a waiter or male publicist at all, but Zhu Zhenrui said so convincingly, It made Jing Xing unable to judge, so Jing Xing grabbed the waiter who was watching the fun while others were not paying attention, and whispered in his ear, "Does Xiao Lin work at your place?"

The waiter holding the plate in his arms glanced at Cheng Mo who was sitting next to Gao Yuemei, and replied enviously: "Yes! He is our signature bartender here."

Jing Xing also looked at the indifferent Cheng Mo, and thanked the waiter.

Zhu Zhenrui saw that other people were discussing quietly, and seeing Gao Yue trembling beautifully, his heart was even happier, "If he makes money in an upright manner, I still respect him as a man, and it's not so shameful to be a waiter. He eats his face and spends a woman's money. Fuck! To be honest, I feel dirty when I sit with him! Mad! What the hell are you asking me to apologize to him?"

"Zhu Zhenrui, get the hell out of here. I don't want to see you anymore!" Seeing that Zhu Zhenrui was getting more and more scolded, Gao Yuemei finally couldn't help standing up, pointing to the door of the bar and yelling loudly.

Zhu Zhenrui's face was filled with disbelief, he looked at Gao Yuemei with hatred and sneered, "You just told me to get lost because of a little boy with a mother but no father?"

Cheng Mo, who had been silent all this time when he heard the phrase "There are mothers, no fathers to teach", also stood up at this moment, unlike Gao Yuemei, who was next to Hong Xiafei with cheeks, his face was very white, like a crescent moon The color is as cold as ice and as beautiful as crown jade.

In fact, Cheng Mo didn't even think about standing up, but after hearing that sentence, he stood up subconsciously. Seeing that everyone was focusing on Cheng Mo, he looked at Zhu Zhenrui and said seriously: " Originally, I didn't plan to talk to you, because in fact, you didn't show any technical content in swearing, like most people, you can only repeat a few sentences. It's not on the point, mentally retarded, it breaks my heart."

"You said that as a teacher, you have neither been a duck nor called a duck, nor have you spent a penny on a duck. Why do you have such a deep hatred for the profession of a duck? You really can't understand it. Why do you Why don’t you go to the duck shop next door to scold the street? If you are afraid of being beaten, you can go to the city center and raise a banner to protest? What are you talking about here? What’s the point? Are you really being spoiled by ducks? ?”

"If that's the case, then you really deserve my sympathy!"

Seeing Cheng Mo's words, the people around him laughed lightly, which made Zhu Zhenrui extremely uncomfortable. He suppressed his anger and sneered, "Why? Then you admit that you are a duck?"

"Then do you admit that the family happiness was ruined by ducks? Did your mother call the duck, or did your father call the duck?" Seeing that Zhu Zhenrui's face turned pale, Cheng Mo said again: "It can't be you who called the duck." pass?"

"Little B! How did your parents educate you? If you don't learn well, come out and sell it! Are you ashamed or not?"

"It's as if you didn't come out to sell? Didn't you sell your time and skills when you were a teacher? What's wrong with being a duck? Aren't ducks relying on their looks and skills to make a living? What right do you have to look down on? You have the ability Are you more handsome? Look in the mirror and see that your face, which has a very high coefficient of friction, belongs to the driver who caused the accident, how dare you ask others if it is embarrassing or not!"

"Besides, please don't underestimate the duck. The duck's trophy (the shielded word cannot be typed) is not only long, but also spiral-shaped, rough and even has thorns on the surface. Not only that, the duck's trophy is also a lymphatic high-speed expansion pressure ejection master Bao, the male body length of the South American hardtail duck is 35 cm to 40 cm, while the short trophy after petrification is 20 cm, the longest can reach 42 cm, accounting for 50-100% of the body length, and the invasion speed can reach 1.6 meters per second. "

Cheng Mo looked Zhu Zhenrui up and down, and said sarcastically, "What qualifications do you have to compare with a duck with a silver pewter tip? Can you be a duck at your level?"

After Cheng Mo said this, everyone couldn't help laughing.Some teachers even asked a female biology teacher, "Is this really the duck's trophy?"

Cheng Mo speaks very fast, as if these words do not need to be thought about, pouring out directly from a machine-gun-like mouth, he speaks every word clearly like a stand-up comic, but he must concentrate on it. Keeping up with his rhythm also caused a silence around him.

Everyone was listening attentively to Cheng Mo cursing.

"I'm CNMB!" Zhu Zhenrui was really speechless, and could only angrily point at Cheng Mo for releasing the ultimate killer "National Curse".

"Cursing is swearing. I think it's wrong to involve our parents. Some of our unqualified Chinese people swear at their parents, especially their mothers. We Chinese people have always praised mothers and almost deified them, but they don't respect mothers the most. We are also Chinese people. I thought about it carefully, the reason is that most people are ant-brained like you, without thinking, and stupid people like you don’t care who they are scolding when they scold, and whether there is any such thing It doesn’t matter, you don’t need logic to swear, just try to be quick for a while, so many giant babies don’t understand the world outside of themselves, especially a big man like you, they don’t understand what gender equality is.”

Cheng Mo paused and continued: "Probably a dung beetle like you won't understand why I suddenly brought up gender equality. Simply tell you, that is, women can spend men's money, and men can spend women's money just the same. This is called respect. Ms. Gao is willing to spend money for me. It’s none of your business? There are so many things in the world that you can pay attention to, such as the Syrian war, the construction of the legal system in China, and the XX case. Why are you serious here? You are not discrediting the profession of teachers Is it? Of course, from the way you swear, it is clear that you have no respect for women at all."

The people around were confused at the moment, everyone was thinking, this scolding was really unexpected and thought-provoking!He is much more qualified than teachers like them,

This time it was Zhu Zhenrui's turn to blush and tremble all over.

But Cheng Mo didn't let Zhu Zhenrui go, he continued to say in a declarative tone indifferently: "It's a pity that your brain is at the kindergarten level at most, and your IQ is too low. I hope you remember that insulting other people's parents is not a kind of words." Skills, but are limited by the level of education and knowledge reserves, which leads to poor expression and arrears of IQ. Let’s put it bluntly, people like you are an uneducated stupid B!”

"Hmm! This is the conclusion I came to through the observation just now, and it may not be correct." After finishing speaking, Cheng Mo sat down calmly.

Zhu Zhenrui jumped into a rage and kicked over the sofa stool, "CNM! Come out for me? See if I don't beat you to death!"

(End of this chapter)