I'm really immortal

Chapter 1011 The House of Three Baa
Xiao Yang jumped on the sofa and walked around a few times, imitating Liu Changan's usual posture of sitting slumped on the sofa and watching TV, and lay down for a while, then got under the electric heating table and stuck his head out from the middle of the warm blanket, feeling that the perspective here is unique, No wonder Dan Dan and Dong Dong like to crowd here to watch TV.

The next time I come to play, I will squeeze in here to watch TV with them, but I still have to look like a lamb, and there is not enough space to squeeze in such a beautiful girl.

Getting out of the electric heating table, feeling like I haven't seen the bad old man for a long time, the lamb jumped to the door of the bathroom and stood with his head up looking at him.

"Now is the Ching Ming holiday. When it comes to Ching Ming, have you thought of any poems, songs, cultural allusions, etc.?" Liu Changan is good at teaching and educating people, so he naturally wants to incorporate education into life, so he casually inspired and guided the lamb. .

"Do you think I'm illiterate!"

"Aren't you?" Liu Changan turned to look at her in surprise.

Seeing his expression, the lamb angrily lifted his front hoof and kicked him.

"The Ching Ming Festival has been established since ancient times to commemorate the heroes who died in the anti-Qing and Ming Dynasty! It is said that when Wei Xiaobao studied art with Chen Jinnan, he fell in love with Chen Jinnan's daughter Chen Yuanyuan, and Chen Yuanyuan was responsible for the anti-Qing and Ming Dynasty. Wu Gang and Wei Xiaobao betrayed the Tiandihui regardless of righteousness, causing a devastating blow to the cause of anti-Qing and Fuming. Countless anti-Qing fighters were massacred, and Qingming Festival was born. From now on, Tiandihui can only live in a small southeast island. You know, we can’t do anything on that small island.”

Xiao Yang sighed, he was repeatedly hit by Liu Changan in Junsha, and often tried to ride on his neck to do his best but failed. It may also have something to do with living on a small southeast island, but now he lives in Junsha , Gradually absorb the power of revival and the halo of national fortune that accompanied the development of the mainland, and sooner or later he will be able to seek to usurp the throne and drive the bad old man from the position of the master of Fengleijianmen in Kyushu.

Just as China is bound to revive and return to the top of the world, Xiao Yang will also climb to the top of Kyushu Fengleijianmen.

Liu Changan froze for a moment before he understood what it was talking about.

He still remembers a time when he had a video chat with Zhu Juntang. She just woke up and said that she and Liu Changan turned into sheep in a dream and ate all the osmanthus trees of Wu Sangui in the Moon Palace.

Is King Pingxi Wu Sangui or Wu Gang?

Wu Sangui!
Liu Changan shook his head, understanding Qin Yanan's actions more and more. This lamb's ability to pollute is really extraordinary. Fortunately, he has firm confidence, profound knowledge, and a solid knowledge structure. If ordinary people stay with it for a long time, sooner or later it will be destroyed. Common sense is confused, and the cognition of the world is different from ordinary people... such as Baifen.

"Tomb-sweeping Day embodies the Han people's thought of chasing after the end. It is also a manifestation of ancestor worship. People believe that as long as the descendants do not forget, those ancestors who passed away, heroes or ordinary souls, will still protect future generations to a farther future. Follow It doesn't matter a dime against the Qing Dynasty and the Ming Dynasty!" Liu Changan took a deep breath, reminded himself not to get angry, and explained in a calm tone.

"It has nothing to do with anti-Qing and Fuming, so why is it called Qingming Festival?" Lamb doesn't believe it at all, it has never been superstitious about authority, and even Liu Chang'an made mistakes. A lot of historical and cultural knowledge is written by people casually for fun, so there is no need to take it seriously.

"Su Shi wrote an article "Butterfly Love Flowers: Spring is in the waning and the grass is resting": The spring is in the waning and the grass is resting. The scenery in the guest house, and the Ching Ming Festival. The small courtyard is remembered at dusk. The song is heard everywhere. The rivers and mountains are divided into Chu and Yue. The eyes are broken and the soul is ecstasy. It should be the sound. The dream is broken and the heart is broken. The sound of the horn blows the plum blossom and the moon." Liu Changan sang a poem.

"This person must have a headache when he writes poems and wants others to recite them." Xiao Yang sneered.

"Su Shi! Su Shi! Su Shi is from the Song Dynasty. He celebrates Qingming Festival. Do you think the origin of Qingming Festival has half a dime relationship with Qing Dynasty and Ming Dynasty?" Liu Changan spat out the mouthwash in his mouth. Mouthwash was swallowed.

"Since the Qingming Festival has nothing to do with the Qing Dynasty and the Ming Dynasty, why do these two dynasties happen to be called the Qing Dynasty and the Ming Dynasty? Is it because they were both dynasties established on the Qingming Festival?" Xiaoyang further pondered historical issues.

"You go back and ask your mother. The ancestors of your Zhu family, no, the ancestors of your old lady Su made a fortune in the Ming Dynasty, I guess you know." Liu Changan pressed the sink with one hand, staring at the drain that rotated out of the water. Point your finger outside to let it slip away.

"I don't want to ask, and I'm not interested. I just like to chat with you, even if it's something I'm not interested in at all, I'm happy, but if I want to talk to someone else, even my mother, I don't bother to ask The answer. The answer to the question is not important, what matters is that the dialogue takes place between the little fairy sheep and the big fairy sheep.”

The lamb walked into the washroom, slipped between his spread legs, raised his head and looked at him with joy in his swarthy eyes.

Liu Changan was a little helpless, he was so good at flirting, who would believe it if he wasn't his own?
The lamb slipped between his legs, walked around his calves a few times, and then rubbed his head against his trouser legs.

"You are the fairy sheep, I am not a fairy sheep." Liu Changan refused to admit that he was such an inexplicable creature, holding its two little hooves with both hands, and put it outside the bathroom.

"You are."

"No."

"According to my in-depth research on biological genes, it is impossible for a human to acquire the ability to become a sheep inexplicably. I can only inherit this ability from you. Obviously, this was when the Antarctic people were pregnant. You added She is nourishing, and I, who is still a baby, have also absorbed the ability you passed on."

The lamb squatted on the ground, tilted his head and thought calmly, "It's like an egg will become a poached egg. It's not that the egg has the ability to become a poached egg if it wants to become a poached egg, but that it has inherited the protein heat in the chicken's belly. It will solidify this characteristic, which was discovered and utilized by human beings."

It actually knows that protein will coagulate when heated?Liu Changan didn't want to talk, and he didn't bother to talk to it about the denaturation of protein caused by heat.

Because once the protein is denatured by heat, it will interpret "denaturation" as something strange, and then talk about some topics that make Liu Changan emotionally ups and downs.

"However, why is the ability you passed on to me transformed into a sheep? Then only your body is the Great Immortal Sheep to explain it." The lamb thought for a while.

"I told you! I will change everything, and I will become a zodiac sign! It is you who only realized the transformation of sheep!" Liu Changan said angrily.

"Then you passed on the ability to become a bleating dragon to me?"

"no!"

"I don't believe it! If I learn to change into a dragon one day, I'll bleat too!"

"..."

"Maybe that's what some dragons are called."

"no!"

"Meh! I want to go back and see what kinds of zodiac signs there are."

After speaking, the lamb went to the bedroom to put on its diapers, and then went to the balcony to jump off. At this time, its attention was attracted by a pot of lush green maidenhair fern.

The last time it took another lamb to play, that lamb had already eaten almost all of this pot of maidenhair fern, and it will fully recover in two days?
The lamb looked down and found that there were a lot of tea leaves in the root of Adiantum, that is to say, Liu Changan poured the leftover tea leaves here, and this pot of Adiantum absorbed the nutrients in Liu Changan's remaining saliva.

If I continue to absorb his nutrients, will I grow more abilities?
Thinking about this problem, the lamb inadvertently chewed a couple of maidenhair fern leaves, suddenly paled in shock, and spit out in a hurry. It just likes to be a sheep, and it doesn't like to eat grass like a sheep!
But how can I get his nutrients?It can't also become a dragon spirit pot fly, can it?
No, I was thinking in the wrong direction.

I shouldn't need to continue to absorb his nutrients, but may be able to provide nutrients.

For example, the saliva that I just spit out.

Thinking of this, the lamb spit again at the maidenhair fern, jumped downstairs, spit at the sycamore tree, came to the gate of the community, spit at the hamster in the peddler's cage, and spit all the way. Drooling, I returned to Building No. [-] of Baolong Center.

This kind of thing will be studied slowly later, the most urgent thing is that she now wants to put on a sheep doll costume, and let the mother and father of the sheep take her to the amusement park to play.

Eight in the morning.

Zhu Juntang looked at his new version of the sheep doll costume. Because the emotion sensing system was installed, the ears and tail would vibrate on their own. It felt particularly cute, especially the portable speaker with a bell-shaped chest. When you touch it, it will emit a lot of sheep together." Baa baa" sounded loud and powerful.

So Zhu Juntang matched one for each baker. She holds the master control and can make all the bleat speakers equipped with the baker scream at the same time, and a hundred and eighty thousand bleats can be emitted in an instant.

It's a pity that the sheep mother and father sheep are unwilling to wear this, and now only Zhu Juntang is wearing a sheep doll costume, and they are only willing to board the nanny's car to change.

In the underground parking lot, Zhongqing, Zhang Xinhan and Jin Xiaomei were all dressed in neat black uniforms and skirts, waiting beside the convoy.

They all wore badges with the pattern of little lambs in front of them, and the bakers lined up neatly.

Standing at the front of the queue, Gao Shou, the leader of the Breadmen, pinched the baa-baa speaker unintentionally, and suddenly the sound of sheep bleating suddenly sounded. Refusing to laugh out loud, the new group of senior security guards on the opposite side either adjusted their glasses or touched their noses, looking around, trying to act as if nothing had happened.

Gao Shou's toes in the leather shoes were constantly digging, even the insteps were arched, and a thin layer of sweat oozed from his forehead. Feeling Miss San's gaze on him, Gao Shou quickly lowered his head, But I don't dare to touch the bleating speaker again. What if I make a mistake and it sounds more cheerful?
Fortunately, the bakers are already familiar with the eldest lady's temper, and she doesn't care about such trivial matters. The bleating speaker blew for 1 minute, and finally stopped.

"Call together."

Inspired by Zhu Juntang, he simply controlled the bleating speakers of all the bakers, making the sound of howling sheep on the prairie.

At this time, Professor Liu Jianshe and Mrs. Zhusan came out of the elevator and heard countless sheep yelling. They almost thought that a flock of sheep was going out in the underground parking lot. With half of his face, under the attention of everyone, he got into the nanny's car without saying a word and slightly embarrassed.

Zhu Juntang quickly followed in.

"How about it? Is there any feeling that the emperor in ancient times went on tour, and all horses were silent?" Zhu Juntang was proud of the sheep and sheep. Needless to say, his mother liked to pay attention to ostentation. The bad old man is more casual, but this will eventually remind him of when he was the emperor. Feel, remember life comfort.

"You are all sheep and sheep. All horses are silent, which means that all the horses are silent, which describes a feeling of depression. Do you understand?" Professor Liu Jianshe corrected, she knew the idiom "ten thousand horses are silent", and also Not bad.

"There is a word next to the word 口, which means not to make a sound? Is there something wrong with the brain of the creator of the word? In short, from now on, the meaning of "Wan Ma Qi Mu" means many horses barking together, and it is synonymous with Wan Yang Qi Baa." Zhu Juntang said disapprovingly, since he redefines its meaning, it doesn't matter what it originally meant.

"Why don't you compile the Xinhua dictionary, idiom dictionary, and Chinese textbooks?" Professor Liu Jianshe said sincerely.

"Do you think these editorial positions are so easy to take down?" Zhu Juntang reminded the ignorant Professor Liu Jianshe, "Wait for my "Tsundere Gao Lenglong Dad every day, I want Baba Baba to pull sheep dung on his head." Ball" is published, and after I win the Bauber Prize for Literature, I can apply to be the editor-in-chief of these books."

Isn't that the name of her book?
Yes, it's called "Tsundere...Baby Fairy Sheep...", the title of the book is almost the same as the title of Li Bai's poem, without the ellipsis it makes people feel like it's watering down.

Professor Liu Jianshe did not remind her that she remembered the title of the book incorrectly, "If you can be the editor-in-chief, I will eat all the books you publish."

"Haha, I want to cheat food and drink again."

"It's not big or small." Mrs. Zhusan knocked her head and said to Liu Jianshe: "You too, you can always quarrel with her. When she talks nonsense, I ignore her."

"You're wrong. She has a lot of thoughts in her head. The more you don't correct her in time, the easier it is for her to go astray. No wonder she is so weird now, but you always turn a blind eye to her erratic words and deeds One eye, I didn't discipline it in time." Liu Jianshe glanced at Mrs. Zhusan, who was brightly browed, dressed in a light pink cheongsam, and had a gentle temperament.

I wasted some time on it just now, and her custom-made cheongsam actually had a back zipper problem, leaving a faint red mark on Ruxue's smooth skin, which reminded him of many scenes.

"Okay, okay, you disciplined well." Mrs. Zhusan was no longer the girl who wanted to argue with him about right and wrong in everything, but she knew that if he really disciplined her well, she would not call her back from Antarctica I didn't stay in Antarctica for a long time, but Zhu Juntang gave me the nickname "Antarctic Man", which is a bit embarrassing.

If you stay in Junsha for a long time, is it called "Changsha people"?
"Hurry up and change your clothes!" Zhu Juntang urged, only he was wearing a sheep doll costume, which didn't look like Baa Baa House at all.

Liu Jianshe and Mrs. Zhusan looked at each other, but they didn't put on a show. They went to the bedroom in the rear compartment to change their clothes. The sheep doll costumes prepared by Zhu Juntang were more complicated and difficult to wear alone. Not all naked.

After changing into the doll clothes, Mrs. Zhusan gave Zhu Juntang a white look: "Satisfied, you have to be more obedient in the future, otherwise you will be more attractive."

Liu Jianshe looked at the middle-aged and elderly sheep in the mirror, and frowned. When he saw someone lined up in the Chinese zodiac, he should have kicked out creatures like "sheep" from the Chinese zodiac... It didn't seem to make any sense. , I should be more rational. In fact, it is Zhu Juntang who makes people feel hairy, not a creature like sheep. They are cute and delicious, and they are good friends of human beings just like dogs.

Zhu Juntang tilted his head to look at the father and mother of the sheep, and felt satisfied. Like other children, his parents accompanied him to participate in various activities.

I often see on the news that there are children’s fathers dressed as dinosaurs, and Ultraman picks up the children from school. Zhu Juntang is more or less envious.

Although I have passed the age when I was very clingy to my parents and wanted my parents to accompany me in everything, I still have regrets in my heart. Now I feel like some new pictures have been painted out of the empty places in my memory. Having a lively and lovely daughter, accompanied by her wayward parents, is the warm color that ordinary families often have.

Zhu Juntang is a fairy, but all the fairies in history would rather turn into mortals for the things that attract them in the mortal world, and Zhu Juntang is no exception... Let's be a baa that plays happily with parents today .

"Meh! Come and take a group photo!" Zhu Juntang took out his mobile phone and took them to take a selfie together.

In the photo, Mrs. Zhu San was covering her back, and Professor Liu Jianshe turned his head to look at the side blankly. Only Zhu Juntang was smiling, and his dark and soft eyes were moist.

Starting at [-]:[-], there was a bit of delay on the road, and the convoy always moved slowly, so we arrived at Window of the World Amusement Park after [-]:[-].

"It's all yours!" Zhu Juntang was the first to jump out of the car, "The garden is open, what should I do if I have to wait in line later?"

"Tomb-sweeping Day is a natural solar term, and it is also a traditional festival. In addition to sweeping tombs and worshiping ancestors, there are also outings. There are indeed a lot of people who come out to play." Professor Liu Jianshe looked around while talking, but saw a familiar Porsche MACAN stopped beside him, and he couldn't help reaching into his trouser pocket and turning off his phone.

(End of this chapter)