I'm really immortal

Chapter 1018 Eat the Dragon
Liu Changan took Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong for a stroll outside. Since he didn't ride an electric bike, he didn't plan to go far away to eat.

There are countless cheap and high-quality restaurants around, and there are rich taste experiences from all over the world. The difficult thing is to choose what to eat.

Some people say that choice difficulty is caused by poverty, and that if you have money, you can have everything. In fact, it is not quite right... Just like a man looking for pleasure, no matter how many women he finds, what he can actually experience is quite limited.

The same is true for eating. The deliciousness is unlimited, but the stomach is limited. You want to eat this and that, but there are not many that can fit in it.

Even if it is the Big Three under the plane tree who seem to be able to eat up all the restaurants they see when they are wandering on the road now, it is impossible to really eat everything.

Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong didn't worry about what to eat, they were reporting what they did today:
The two of them went to the vegetable market together in the morning, looked at all kinds of small animals in the vegetable market, and came back without buying anything. The chicken wing root increased by one yuan and fifty cents a catty.

I climbed to the mulberry tree and found that there were no mulberries to eat, but I found many small bugs when I opened the wall tiles.

After returning home, they played tablet games, and after breakfast, they went to the canteen to play cards together. When Shangguan Dandan won five yuan, the two of them bought sweet ginger to eat.

At noon, a branch as thick as chopsticks fell on Zhou Dongdong's head.

Shangguan Dandan crushed a burnt briquette carefully, and then filled a road hole.

Zhou Dongdong folded the paper plane, and when he breathed on it, the paper plane stuck into her throat.

In the afternoon, the two of them nestled together under the electric heating table and took a nap.

After waking up, I went to the rice noodle shop to see the business of the shop. Shangguan Dandan played with the cash register for a long time, and pressed every button. She also wanted a cash register to connect to her vending machine, but the shop’s The cashier wouldn't let her move.

Zhou Shuling was not in the store, and went to work with Li Hongfang on the opening of the new store.

Paying attention to the business of the store is also hard work, and when you get tired, you go home. The two of you start to sit under the sycamore tree, roast chestnuts and eat walnuts, waiting for Liu Changan to come back.

The report is complete.

"It was really a rich and fulfilling day." Liu Changan said to Zhou Dongdong, "In the future, you will learn to keep a diary, and when the time comes, just like what you said just now, record everything you have done, add some mood, weather, The setting and the conversations with people are just fine."

"I don't keep a diary!" Zhou Dongdong yelled, "Oh!"

"Aw!" Hearing the little master's yell, Lu Sien, who was following behind, quickly responded, shaking his head and running over to follow Zhou Dongdong.

"You don't write if you don't write, why do you bark like a dog."

"Ow."

"Strengthen the mountain and overwhelm the world! The time is unfavorable and the time will not die! The time will not die, what can be done! What is the reason for the danger!" Shangguan Dandan recited a poem.

"Okay, what poem are you reading again? Do you have any feelings and moods that you want to express in poetry?" Liu Chang'an has never been able to understand the words and deeds of these two people.

"Aww, just like Xi in this poem, don't you understand?" Shangguan Dandan stroked his palm with his fingers, while educating the moth to learn to understand the words and deeds of the children.

"Strengthening the mountain~ The world is overwhelming! The timing is not good~ The time is not dying! The time is not dying~ But what a shame! What a shame!" Liu Changan replaced it, and it seemed that there was no problem.

Shangguan Dandan chuckled, this is Xiang Yu's style.

"Zhou Dongdong, Tomb-sweeping Day is another festival for reciting poems. On this day, children have to learn Qingming Festival poems. Have you learned it?" Liu Changan took a test on Zhou Dongdong as usual.

Ordinary children have to recite [-] Tang poems before elementary school. Zhou Dongdong used one "Ode to the Goose" and one-eighth "Grass" to mix from kindergarten to elementary school.

"I've learned it!" Zhou Dongdong touched Lu Sien's dog's head and said, although it's useless to memorize poems, who makes Brother Chang'an like it?Zhou Dongdong also had to go along with him, recite whatever he wanted to deal with him.

"Then you memorize it." Liu Changan remembered that the Qingming poetry learned at this time was Du Mu's "Qingming".

"It rains heavily during the Ching Ming Festival, and pedestrians encounter ghosts on the road."

"what!"

"It rains heavily during the Ching Ming Festival, and pedestrians encounter ghosts on the road."

Liu Chang'an couldn't help but fell into deep contemplation. She could only recite a few sentences, and it was fine. She was so ridiculously wrong. This kind of performance was almost on par with Zhu Juntang. Could it be that Zhou Dongdong was also his own?

No... Liu Changan came to his senses vigilantly. He can't acquiesce that being ignorant and incompetent is in line with the characteristics of his offspring. Liu Yuyu... Liu Yuyu will definitely not be like this in the future!
Zhou Dongdong's behavior is only because she is Zhou Shuling's child, it does not mean that she has inherited the characteristics of Liu Chang'an's descendants who must be ignorant. The source of her learning spirit and ability is Zhou Shuling.

"It rains heavily during the Ching Ming Festival, and passers-by encounter ghosts on the road, so they ask the grave to play disco, and the shepherd boy points to Jiefangxi!" Shangguan Dandan giggled, completing Zhou Dongdong's poem.

Zhou Dongdong hurriedly followed Shangguan Dandan to read it aloud.

Liu Chang'an swore for the second time today that when he teaches Liu Yuchen to recite Tang poems, he will first throw Shangguan Dandan out of the atmosphere and fly around the earth.

Just as she was about to correct Zhou Dongdong's "Qingming" verse, Shangguan Dandan's cell phone rang, and she answered the phone and handed it to Liu Chang'an after chatting for a few words.

It was Zhongqing who called, and after chatting for a few words, Liu Changan hung up the phone, returned the phone to Shangguan Dandan, and muttered, "Why don't you just call me if you have something to do?"

He took out his mobile phone... It turned out that his mobile phone had not been turned on, so it was fine.

"Let's go, Zhongqing invited us to eat grilled fish." Liu Changan took the two small men to the side of the road and waited for Zhongqing to pick them up.

By the way, I bought two bunches of syrupy strawberries for them to eat. The colorful syrupy fruit slices in the pantry are also very beautiful. They are common subjects in humanistic photography that simply outline beautiful colors.

In the future, when I bring Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong out to play, I should bring a camera with me. These two are still very photogenic. Shangguan Dandan belongs to the type that looks exquisite in any photo, while Zhou Dongdong is all kinds of stupid, naive, The expressions of being dazed and looking up at the sky are especially interesting.

They had just finished eating the strawberries in syrup when Zhongqing's car stopped on the side of the road, and Liu Changan opened the rear door to let them get in the car with the dog.

Liu Changan sat in the passenger seat as usual, then tilted his head and sniffed.

"What's the matter?" Zhongqing asked quickly, she was a little unconfident now, so she was a little sensitive to this kind of action.

Could it be that he thinks she has bad breath?
Probably not, she is in good health, the Helicobacter pylori test is also negative, pays attention to oral hygiene, brushes her teeth more than six times a day, carries mouthwash and fresh breath popping balls with her, and the third wife has been fed drugs to improve physical function, never Feel like you have a bad breath problem.

Could it be body odor... Not to mention, I didn't sweat much today. After all, it was Zhang Xinhan and Jin Xiaomei who ran around. They booed twice, but they both smelled clean and warm.

"Go eat grilled fish... Then, you brought a fish yourself?" Liu Changan asked.

"Yes. I smell fishy?" Zhongqing laughed, his face changed slightly.

"No, before I got in the car, I smelled fish in your trunk, and the temperature there is relatively low. It should be a fish in an incubator." Liu Changan explained, looking at Zhongqing's face, this The girl seems a little extra sensitive today.

"Ah...so that's how it is, so I just said...just now I asked the kitchen to pack and load it on the truck, and I didn't touch the fish and the incubator during the whole process." Zhongqing breathed a sigh of relief, and pulled herself again The hem of the skirt shrank from tension.

"Is there a fish in the car?" Zhou Dongdong asked from behind, "Is it a whale? We can't eat whales. Whales are good friends of human beings."

"No." Liu Changan didn't know what kind of fish it was, but he was sure it wasn't a whale. At the same time, he was very suspicious that Zhou Dongdong would eat a whale sooner or later, and he didn't simply buy some whale meat in the supermarket to eat, probably in the sea. Chasing a whale to bite.

Zhou Dongdong nodded, and felt relieved in disappointment. After all, whales are good friends of human beings, and whales are not allowed to be eaten, but if they are already prepared, they can still be eaten a little bit.

"Next time Yaya comes to play with me, I'll ask her to exchange the whale with me." Shangguan Dandan reached out to touch his thermos, only to realize that he forgot to bring it out, so he touched Zhou Dongdong's soft skin Forget it.

"What do you trade for?" Liu Changan was alert, he always had a feeling that Shangguan Dandan and Qin Yanan were secretly messing up...or messing with him.

The lights in the car were dim orange, and her quiet and dark eyes slowly turned from left to right, avoiding looking at him, leaving a white part of her eyes for him to see.

A happy family must be one in which the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law live in harmony and have a common little secret that is not known to the son. Just like the TV series I watched recently, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law caught the mistress together, and finally sent the son to Antarctica They monitored changes in the Earth's magnetic field, and sent Xiaosan to Mexico to become an anti-drug ambassador. In the end, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law lived a happy life without shame.

"Xiao Zhongqing, what kind of fish did you bring?" Shangguan Dandan spoke differently.

"Longquan (dǔn)." Zhongqing's voice was very gentle, and every time Shangguan Dandan called her "Little Zhongqing", she felt very comfortable, as if she was really a little girl in Shangguan Dandan's eyes, she and Shangguan Dandan Dan's voice will also become softer, "But it's not those dragon grouper kings. It weighs more than 100 catties. It was originally the main ingredient of Zhuji Restaurant this week, so I requisitioned it first."

More than 100 catties of dragon grouper?Liu Changan rubbed his stomach in secret satisfaction and anticipation. The material life has been poor for many years, and he hasn't eaten such a big dragon grouper for a long time.

It is said that the bigger the grouper, the more delicious it is, but in fact, the grouper weighing more than 100 kilograms is delicious enough, but the chin and belly of the fish are not as good as the king grouper weighing several hundred kilograms.

"We finally got to eat the dragon in the Chinese zodiac today?" Zhou Dongdong said happily. She has always envied Brother Chang'an who has eaten the Chinese zodiac, but the most difficult thing to eat in the Chinese zodiac is the dragon. As long as you eat Once the dragon is acquired, other zodiac signs can be eaten slowly in the future!

"Long grouper (dǔn)!"

"Dragon... stew and eat dragon dragon!"

Liu Changan closed his eyes, and stopped arguing and explaining to Zhou Dongdong, just like arguing with Zhu Juntang a lot is meaningless.

"The dragon grouper is not a dragon, but an ordinary fish, but this one is very big, with a big head and a big belly. It is as tall as Zhou Dongdong when standing upright." Zhongqing stared straight ahead, and spoke softly to the fish. Zhou Dongdong explained.

Probably the paraventricular nucleus and supraoptic nucleus of the hypothalamus have been a little excited recently. They always like to take a few amino acids to frequently synthesize oxytocin, which is secreted in large quantities in the posterior lobe of the pituitary gland. Not only do I have the urge to want children, but also see cute children. There will be overflowing maternal love, and I always feel that they are especially cute.

Zhou Dongdong gestured himself up and down with both hands, and finally realized how big a fish it was!
Zhou Dongdong had only seen such a big fish in Zhu Juntang's aquarium before, and they were all fish that Zhou Dongdong had never eaten before!
"Fan, the word that appears more often now is the word fan, which describes a firm supporter. It is written in "Yifu Wenji": Every thousand and six hundred and eight catties is a group. This kind of fish can be named Long group. Naturally, it is because it can grow big enough. In the early days, the dragon group in the sea was often hundreds of years old and grew to more than 1000 catties, but now it is relatively rare to weigh more than 100 catties." Liu Changan said with some regret.

There are fewer dragons, which is naturally due to more people, but we must also look at the problem dialectically. For example, the number of people in China is a bit small now, 15 billion is not enough, and 20 billion is almost the same. It only needs to reduce more than 1 million, which is not good for production The Anza people who specialize in plundering and extravagance can also free up the space they occupy, and they can completely feed [-] million hardworking and peace-loving Chinese people, and the world will be much better.

"More than 1000 catties!" Zhou Dongdong was taken aback, "Do we have to eat for a day to finish it?"

Zhou Dongdong has no clear concept of the number "one thousand". After all, the first grade of elementary school only learns the understanding of numbers within 100.

"The camel I ate last time weighed more than 1000 catties." Liu Changan gave her an intuitive reference.

"Aw!" Zhou Dongdong understood.

"Little Zhongqing, such a big fish...can we invite Mommy Dongdong to eat together?" Shangguan Dandan was thinking about his beloved daughter-in-law, Mommy Dongdong was busy with opening a new store, How can you forget her when there is something delicious?

In the management of the harem, the most important point is not to disappoint the hard work, so that the efforts will be rewarded, so that everyone can be motivated. Under the guidance of correct values, the whole big family is thriving.

"Of course, I'll send her the address later." Zhongqing nodded. A 100-jin dragon grouper is more than 100 catties of usable ingredients, and there is almost no inedible waste. Such people are more than enough.

After all, although I ate a camel last time, most of it was packaged and distributed to the people in the whole community. At that time, the family under the phoenix tree, together with Qin Yanan, Zhu Juntang, and Zhongqing, did not eat too many camels. many.
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