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Chapter 1023 Indecisive, quantum mechanics
Chapter 1023 Indecisive, quantum mechanics
It's not that Su Mei has never met those who like to exaggerate.
Some people want to get Su Mei's attention, and they say "I have a cross-generational project in hand", "my product can change the world" and so on are the lowest level.
There are also some like Zhu Juntang, who first come up with a subversive conclusion to arouse the attention and curiosity of others, and then ramble about, and finally find that what he said has nothing to do with what he said at the beginning.
Someone tried every means and handed Su Mei a proposal called "The Atlantic Is Crying".
The name is related to climate change, environmental protection, marine life, and geographical research projects. It is full of a sense of compassion and deep thinking between man and nature.
In fact, this person's idea is to make the warm and humid air flow from the Atlantic more abundant, accumulate in the south of the Tianshan Mountains, and create a hundred Sailimu Lakes in the Taklamakan Desert.
The warm and humid air flow from the Atlantic Ocean comes from thousands of miles away, and the Sailimu Lake, which was formed after being intercepted by the Tianshan Mountains, is no longer able to climb over the Tianshan Mountains. It is praised as the last tear of the Atlantic Ocean.
Then one hundred Sailimu Lakes are one hundred tears, so it seems that there is no problem in naming this plan "The Atlantic Is Crying".
At first glance, this plan seems to be interesting, but the key is how to implement it. The other party proposed an implementation plan in a very surprising way: from the Atlantic Ocean to the Tianshan Mountains, countless huge fans will be set up along the way to accelerate the warm and humid air flow in the Atlantic Ocean.
If Wang Duoyu meets this person, he doesn't have to worry about how to spend the billion.
Su Mei felt that what Zhu Juntang was talking about was similar to this person's, an eye-catching beginning and a joke that ended without a problem.
"You got the inspiration from Liu Changan and Liu Jianshe being the same person, right? But the problem is, we all know they are the same person, so we have never seen Liu Changan and Liu Jianshe appearing at the same time. So what about An Nuan and Professor Liu? You don't want Tell me, you have never seen them appear at the same time." Su Mei said angrily.
Su Mei always felt that something was wrong with Liu Yuewang, but she didn't think in such an absurd direction. She knew very well that An Nuan was born from Liu Yuewang's stomach, and it was impossible for her to be a person who gave birth to herself?
"Are you really Miss San? You can't be her little lamb in disguise, are you?" Zhongqing asked suspiciously.
Because Zhu Juntang usually likes to talk nonsense, but it is definitely not unreasonable nonsense, and he can often justify himself logically, but this kind of nonsense that An Nuan and Liu Yuewang are the same person, so how can it be justified?
"PU!" Lamb spat at Zhongqing.
Zhongqing is relieved, because only Zhu Juntang and her alpaca Long Aotian are the ones who will spit like this. Since the person in front of her is not Long Aotian with flowing hair and President Fan, it is Zhu Juntang's transformed lamb , not the pet lamb who likes to warm up and scorches the hair on his ears.
"What exactly do you want to say?" Su Mei knew it was nonsense, but she was also a little concerned about whether it could provide new ideas or inspiration.
The most important thing is that after listening to its nonsense, you can teach it a lesson logically. Su Mei gets angry when she sees its tired appearance, and the smug expression on the sheep's face is vivid. How could she be so angry? A kebab?
"To express your opinion, you have to be in a high place. Let's lift the cage to the conference table first. The floor is cool, and the bleating little hoofs are also cold." The lamb turned over and lifted himself up "Mom, do you think my soft lamb's hooves are cute? Daddy likes my lamb's hooves the most. He often plays with them in his hands and praises me for being cute."
"Are you dreaming?" Su Mei didn't believe it at all. Seeing its appearance, Liu Changan often felt emotional ups and downs, easily lost control of his mentality, and still liked its lamb's hooves the most?
The iron cage has a thick floor, and it doesn't directly touch the floor. How can the little hoof get cold?Just seeing that it really had an idea, Su Mei still snapped her fingers.
A man in black came in, Su Mei pointed to the iron cage.
The man in black grabbed the thick steel pipes on both sides of the iron cage and lifted them up. His biceps and pectoral muscles bulged under his straight shirt, and he put the iron cage on the conference table.
The desktop sank slightly, and the man in black stepped back.
"Miss San, what are you doing in the cage all this time? Come out quickly." Zhongqing asked puzzled, the door of the cage had already been opened.
"This is a gesture of rebellion! How can there be a mother who locks her baby in a cage! In other families, stepmothers treat children badly, but in our family, the mother is the most ruthless, and other stepmothers will defend Baa-baa!" The lamb was so angry that he stomped his feet, and the bottom of the cage was knocked with hooves.
"Didn't you get in by yourself?"
"I fell into a trap! Who would guard against my mother!" Thinking about it, I became even angrier, the old man is also like this, he only knows how to use his trust!The lamb still remembered that the old man made a cross, and then it leaned on it and asked him to tie itself up, and then he threw it into the sky, and the sheep flew away.
"Let you sit in on the meeting and improve yourself. I'll try to find a way. Is it easy for me?" Su Mei stretched out her finger, didn't it understand?Your mother fights for the good of you. Those other women make you feel like a spring breeze on the surface, but are they still thinking about your father's nourishment behind their backs?
"Anyway, I won't come out. When Daddy hasn't seen me for a long time, he will miss me. When he came to me and found me locked in a cage, he must feel sorry for me. I just lay in his arms and bleated loudly." , and shed tears that fell on the ground and would turn into pearls and roll around." The lamb was determined and determined to fight to the end.
This is also a long-term strategy. If I can’t wait to run out when I see the iron cage door, my mother will feel that the iron cage is very effective, and I will use it next time!
On the contrary, she found that Xiao Yang didn't care how long she was locked up, so she wouldn't use such tricks again.
Su Mei gritted her teeth a little bit, she knew very well, don't look at Zhu Juntang who Liu Changan beats up every now and then crying loudly, but that is also as dangerous as him picking up the child by himself, if someone else really tortured Zhu Juntang, I'm afraid... I'm afraid it's her relative Mom, he still has some emotions in his heart.
Forget it, if it wants to stay inside, just stay there. Anyway, she has a way to let it get in by itself, and she also has a way to make it run out by itself. How can a mother not be good at cleaning up her own children?
"Okay, whatever you want. Now you can say why An Nuan and Liu Yuewang are the same person, right?" Su Mei sat on the chair in a leisurely manner, and moved to the opposite of it.
Xiao Yang looked at Zhong Qing, who was not as intelligent and knowledgeable as her own, and her mother, who was not as good as her in vision and spirit. .”
"Sheep's eyes look down on people?"
The lamb didn't take her mother's sarcasm seriously, and continued: "As we all know, it is a wrong idiom to look down on people with the eyes of sheep. The correct way to say it is to look down on people with the eyes of dogs. Because I am a special bleat, I will not take me as an example. Let's see Lu Sien, the dog's eyes look down on people, this sentence refers to the dog's eyes, the world in the eyes of dogs is actually different from that seen by human eyes."
Unexpectedly, he would also correct other people's idiom usage, Xiao Yang Yang Yang proudly paced in the iron cage.
Su Mei just looked at it suspiciously, and then glanced at Lu Sien who was squatting obediently on the ground.
Lu Sien did not lose his memory, Zhu Juntang was the former owner, and Zhongqing was also a person who often walked him, and later he often came here to play. There is a dog named "Master" who is still his friend, so he stays here without being anxious Or rush to go back.
"That is to say, the world we see in our eyes is captured by a camera and turned into a photo, and then a camera connected to the dog's brain is used to print out the world seen by the dog's eyes as a photo... We will find that this They are two completely different photos." After Xiao Yang finished speaking, his wise eyes inspected the two people in front of him.
"But...that's just the photos are different, not the world is different, the world is still the same." Zhongqing understands what Xiao Yang said.
Su Mei took a deep look at the lamb, but said nothing.
"That's right, in our eyes, An Nuan and Liu Yuewang are different, like a world being expressed in two images. In essence, they are one person, just our senses to see the world, the channel to understand the world, The rules that limit our understanding of the world are all deceiving us: these are two people." Xiao Yang's eyes fell on her mother, although she can't dig a hole, she can barely be regarded as an intellectual. It's just that the little vixen, who only knows how to account for the tiger, needs to be a little smarter.
"Then how did you break through this limitation, not be deceived, and discover the truth?" Su Mei asked back, this lamb skewer is basically illiterate, how could you think about such a problem?
Although Zhuang Zhou began to doubt the authenticity of the world 2300 years ago, most people believe that it is just a feeling of confusion, rather than thinking and analysis after discovering evidence based on real events.
What Xiao Yang just talked about is more like after the rapid development of modern physics, many real-life experimental discoveries and theories have made people start to think about whether the world is real or virtual.
"Because a while ago, the old man tried to torture me, and even started to tell me about quantum mechanics! He also said that this world is virtual, and when we make the virtual world run infinitely close to reality, we will fully understand the problems of quantum mechanics." Lamb sighed softly, "I have done some research on quantum mechanics now, so I will think about it from this perspective (the last few pages of Chapter 1004)."
You also have some research on quantum mechanics!The corners of Su Mei's eyes twitched a few times before she forcibly suppressed the wild laughter and desire to mock from her heart.
"After my thinking, I found that this world is indeed a man-made bleat universe, and the bad old man is the manager of the bleat universe. Before I grew up, he executed the will of the bleat universe, so now this world will appear Some characteristics of the virtual world, such as NPCs like Liu Yuewang who feel like bugs."
The lamb stepped on his hoof, "I hope that from now on, Mom, you will give me a little respect for the future controller of the universe, and when I regain the authority of the manager from the bad old man, I will become the master of Kyushu Fengleijianmen!" After the sect master, let you also become a twin body like Liu Yuewang and An Nuan, so that you can experience more in the love with the bad old man..."
Before the little sheep finished speaking, Su Mei pinched the sheep's mouth, Su Mei's cheeks were blushing and blood was about to ooze, but the sheep couldn't utter a word.
-
Asking for a ticket, thinking about these nonsense all day long and trying to come up with a 12345 line is really exhausting.
(End of this chapter)
It's not that Su Mei has never met those who like to exaggerate.
Some people want to get Su Mei's attention, and they say "I have a cross-generational project in hand", "my product can change the world" and so on are the lowest level.
There are also some like Zhu Juntang, who first come up with a subversive conclusion to arouse the attention and curiosity of others, and then ramble about, and finally find that what he said has nothing to do with what he said at the beginning.
Someone tried every means and handed Su Mei a proposal called "The Atlantic Is Crying".
The name is related to climate change, environmental protection, marine life, and geographical research projects. It is full of a sense of compassion and deep thinking between man and nature.
In fact, this person's idea is to make the warm and humid air flow from the Atlantic more abundant, accumulate in the south of the Tianshan Mountains, and create a hundred Sailimu Lakes in the Taklamakan Desert.
The warm and humid air flow from the Atlantic Ocean comes from thousands of miles away, and the Sailimu Lake, which was formed after being intercepted by the Tianshan Mountains, is no longer able to climb over the Tianshan Mountains. It is praised as the last tear of the Atlantic Ocean.
Then one hundred Sailimu Lakes are one hundred tears, so it seems that there is no problem in naming this plan "The Atlantic Is Crying".
At first glance, this plan seems to be interesting, but the key is how to implement it. The other party proposed an implementation plan in a very surprising way: from the Atlantic Ocean to the Tianshan Mountains, countless huge fans will be set up along the way to accelerate the warm and humid air flow in the Atlantic Ocean.
If Wang Duoyu meets this person, he doesn't have to worry about how to spend the billion.
Su Mei felt that what Zhu Juntang was talking about was similar to this person's, an eye-catching beginning and a joke that ended without a problem.
"You got the inspiration from Liu Changan and Liu Jianshe being the same person, right? But the problem is, we all know they are the same person, so we have never seen Liu Changan and Liu Jianshe appearing at the same time. So what about An Nuan and Professor Liu? You don't want Tell me, you have never seen them appear at the same time." Su Mei said angrily.
Su Mei always felt that something was wrong with Liu Yuewang, but she didn't think in such an absurd direction. She knew very well that An Nuan was born from Liu Yuewang's stomach, and it was impossible for her to be a person who gave birth to herself?
"Are you really Miss San? You can't be her little lamb in disguise, are you?" Zhongqing asked suspiciously.
Because Zhu Juntang usually likes to talk nonsense, but it is definitely not unreasonable nonsense, and he can often justify himself logically, but this kind of nonsense that An Nuan and Liu Yuewang are the same person, so how can it be justified?
"PU!" Lamb spat at Zhongqing.
Zhongqing is relieved, because only Zhu Juntang and her alpaca Long Aotian are the ones who will spit like this. Since the person in front of her is not Long Aotian with flowing hair and President Fan, it is Zhu Juntang's transformed lamb , not the pet lamb who likes to warm up and scorches the hair on his ears.
"What exactly do you want to say?" Su Mei knew it was nonsense, but she was also a little concerned about whether it could provide new ideas or inspiration.
The most important thing is that after listening to its nonsense, you can teach it a lesson logically. Su Mei gets angry when she sees its tired appearance, and the smug expression on the sheep's face is vivid. How could she be so angry? A kebab?
"To express your opinion, you have to be in a high place. Let's lift the cage to the conference table first. The floor is cool, and the bleating little hoofs are also cold." The lamb turned over and lifted himself up "Mom, do you think my soft lamb's hooves are cute? Daddy likes my lamb's hooves the most. He often plays with them in his hands and praises me for being cute."
"Are you dreaming?" Su Mei didn't believe it at all. Seeing its appearance, Liu Changan often felt emotional ups and downs, easily lost control of his mentality, and still liked its lamb's hooves the most?
The iron cage has a thick floor, and it doesn't directly touch the floor. How can the little hoof get cold?Just seeing that it really had an idea, Su Mei still snapped her fingers.
A man in black came in, Su Mei pointed to the iron cage.
The man in black grabbed the thick steel pipes on both sides of the iron cage and lifted them up. His biceps and pectoral muscles bulged under his straight shirt, and he put the iron cage on the conference table.
The desktop sank slightly, and the man in black stepped back.
"Miss San, what are you doing in the cage all this time? Come out quickly." Zhongqing asked puzzled, the door of the cage had already been opened.
"This is a gesture of rebellion! How can there be a mother who locks her baby in a cage! In other families, stepmothers treat children badly, but in our family, the mother is the most ruthless, and other stepmothers will defend Baa-baa!" The lamb was so angry that he stomped his feet, and the bottom of the cage was knocked with hooves.
"Didn't you get in by yourself?"
"I fell into a trap! Who would guard against my mother!" Thinking about it, I became even angrier, the old man is also like this, he only knows how to use his trust!The lamb still remembered that the old man made a cross, and then it leaned on it and asked him to tie itself up, and then he threw it into the sky, and the sheep flew away.
"Let you sit in on the meeting and improve yourself. I'll try to find a way. Is it easy for me?" Su Mei stretched out her finger, didn't it understand?Your mother fights for the good of you. Those other women make you feel like a spring breeze on the surface, but are they still thinking about your father's nourishment behind their backs?
"Anyway, I won't come out. When Daddy hasn't seen me for a long time, he will miss me. When he came to me and found me locked in a cage, he must feel sorry for me. I just lay in his arms and bleated loudly." , and shed tears that fell on the ground and would turn into pearls and roll around." The lamb was determined and determined to fight to the end.
This is also a long-term strategy. If I can’t wait to run out when I see the iron cage door, my mother will feel that the iron cage is very effective, and I will use it next time!
On the contrary, she found that Xiao Yang didn't care how long she was locked up, so she wouldn't use such tricks again.
Su Mei gritted her teeth a little bit, she knew very well, don't look at Zhu Juntang who Liu Changan beats up every now and then crying loudly, but that is also as dangerous as him picking up the child by himself, if someone else really tortured Zhu Juntang, I'm afraid... I'm afraid it's her relative Mom, he still has some emotions in his heart.
Forget it, if it wants to stay inside, just stay there. Anyway, she has a way to let it get in by itself, and she also has a way to make it run out by itself. How can a mother not be good at cleaning up her own children?
"Okay, whatever you want. Now you can say why An Nuan and Liu Yuewang are the same person, right?" Su Mei sat on the chair in a leisurely manner, and moved to the opposite of it.
Xiao Yang looked at Zhong Qing, who was not as intelligent and knowledgeable as her own, and her mother, who was not as good as her in vision and spirit. .”
"Sheep's eyes look down on people?"
The lamb didn't take her mother's sarcasm seriously, and continued: "As we all know, it is a wrong idiom to look down on people with the eyes of sheep. The correct way to say it is to look down on people with the eyes of dogs. Because I am a special bleat, I will not take me as an example. Let's see Lu Sien, the dog's eyes look down on people, this sentence refers to the dog's eyes, the world in the eyes of dogs is actually different from that seen by human eyes."
Unexpectedly, he would also correct other people's idiom usage, Xiao Yang Yang Yang proudly paced in the iron cage.
Su Mei just looked at it suspiciously, and then glanced at Lu Sien who was squatting obediently on the ground.
Lu Sien did not lose his memory, Zhu Juntang was the former owner, and Zhongqing was also a person who often walked him, and later he often came here to play. There is a dog named "Master" who is still his friend, so he stays here without being anxious Or rush to go back.
"That is to say, the world we see in our eyes is captured by a camera and turned into a photo, and then a camera connected to the dog's brain is used to print out the world seen by the dog's eyes as a photo... We will find that this They are two completely different photos." After Xiao Yang finished speaking, his wise eyes inspected the two people in front of him.
"But...that's just the photos are different, not the world is different, the world is still the same." Zhongqing understands what Xiao Yang said.
Su Mei took a deep look at the lamb, but said nothing.
"That's right, in our eyes, An Nuan and Liu Yuewang are different, like a world being expressed in two images. In essence, they are one person, just our senses to see the world, the channel to understand the world, The rules that limit our understanding of the world are all deceiving us: these are two people." Xiao Yang's eyes fell on her mother, although she can't dig a hole, she can barely be regarded as an intellectual. It's just that the little vixen, who only knows how to account for the tiger, needs to be a little smarter.
"Then how did you break through this limitation, not be deceived, and discover the truth?" Su Mei asked back, this lamb skewer is basically illiterate, how could you think about such a problem?
Although Zhuang Zhou began to doubt the authenticity of the world 2300 years ago, most people believe that it is just a feeling of confusion, rather than thinking and analysis after discovering evidence based on real events.
What Xiao Yang just talked about is more like after the rapid development of modern physics, many real-life experimental discoveries and theories have made people start to think about whether the world is real or virtual.
"Because a while ago, the old man tried to torture me, and even started to tell me about quantum mechanics! He also said that this world is virtual, and when we make the virtual world run infinitely close to reality, we will fully understand the problems of quantum mechanics." Lamb sighed softly, "I have done some research on quantum mechanics now, so I will think about it from this perspective (the last few pages of Chapter 1004)."
You also have some research on quantum mechanics!The corners of Su Mei's eyes twitched a few times before she forcibly suppressed the wild laughter and desire to mock from her heart.
"After my thinking, I found that this world is indeed a man-made bleat universe, and the bad old man is the manager of the bleat universe. Before I grew up, he executed the will of the bleat universe, so now this world will appear Some characteristics of the virtual world, such as NPCs like Liu Yuewang who feel like bugs."
The lamb stepped on his hoof, "I hope that from now on, Mom, you will give me a little respect for the future controller of the universe, and when I regain the authority of the manager from the bad old man, I will become the master of Kyushu Fengleijianmen!" After the sect master, let you also become a twin body like Liu Yuewang and An Nuan, so that you can experience more in the love with the bad old man..."
Before the little sheep finished speaking, Su Mei pinched the sheep's mouth, Su Mei's cheeks were blushing and blood was about to ooze, but the sheep couldn't utter a word.
-
Asking for a ticket, thinking about these nonsense all day long and trying to come up with a 12345 line is really exhausting.
(End of this chapter)
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