I'm really immortal

Chapter 1025 Gulu Gulu Gulu Gulu Gulu Gulu Gulu Gulu Gulu Gulu Gulu Gulu Gulu Gulu Gulu Gulu
The lamb lay bored in the iron cage. It was really not fun to stay for a long time, but it was going to sleep later, and the night passed quickly.

After a while, the lamb heard its mother's footsteps, moved its ears, and then saw its mother standing at the door of the conference room watching it.

The lamb got up quickly and came to the door of the iron cage. While sticking out a hoof, he looked sideways at his mother.

As soon as Su Mei walked in, the lamb retracted its hooves and hid in.

Su Mei walked back to the door, still standing there looking at it.

The lamb repeated the same trick, stretched out its hoof, observed Su Mei's expression by the way, saw her frowning, the lamb tentatively got out of the iron cage, ran around the conference table, and He rushed back into the iron cage extremely swiftly, and yelled, "Meh!"

Su Mei gritted her teeth. Its hobby of dying must have been cultivated after following Liu Chang'an!

One must know that even though it was naughty in the past, it was relatively honest when Su Mei taught it a lesson, and it would never provoke Su Mei like this.

Probably because it was quite afraid of Su Mei in the past, thinking that Su Mei is the head of a vicious, cruel and tyrannical evil force, but now it probably finds that Su Mei is more afraid of Liu Chang'an, and that she is Liu Chang'an's favorite baby girl, so it He didn't pay much attention to Su Mei anymore.

Su Mei snapped her fingers, and two men in black pushed a small trailer in, and put the strong and stable big iron cage on the small trailer.

"Bah!" Lamb yelled, a little vigilant, but he didn't pay attention to these men in black. Their combat power was basically equal to that of the Bread Man, and they were all guys who could be killed by Liu Changan in 0.2 seconds. .

Two men in black pushed a small trailer to the helipad on the roof of Building 2, where there was already a domestic helicopter based on the A313A platform.

Lamb likes helicopters and often buys helicopters, so he is quite familiar with helicopters. The helicopter platform in front of him was originally a Canadian engine. Later, the US sanctions cut off the supply, and a new and more powerful engine was developed in China. , the overall performance even exceeds that of the engine that was discontinued in Canada. Although it is still not as good as Lamb's flagship helicopter, it is not bad.

Su Mei is relatively low-key now. She does not have a whole helicopter fleet like Xiaoyang. Currently, there are only three helicopters in Building 2 to meet the daily basic needs. One of them is dedicated to the medical helicopter, and it will not be dispatched unless there is an emergency.

Zhongqing was already waiting on the helicopter, and two men in black brought the iron cage up.

The helicopter took off, and the lamb jumped up and down in the iron cage, "This is a conspiracy! It must be trying to separate me from Daddy. I think it's pointless for me to hide in the cage all the time!"

"No, the third wife said that since you like being a sheep so much, she will send you to Nanshan Ranch for two days. She also asked Jin Xiaomei to inform Yan Qingcheng that there is no need for make-up classes tomorrow and the day after tomorrow." Zhongqing said with a smile.

It's a good thing not to have to make up lessons, but it's just that there is nothing to do, and you can steal it... She either wants to steal her father's love for Xiao Yang to make her more favored, or she wants to take the opportunity to make Liu Chang'an happy. Not a purely good thing, the lamb must have been tricked again.

"I won't come out of the iron cage." The lamb said firmly, "Qingqing, I'm hungry. I need to eat some fruit to have the strength to fight against my mother."

Zhongqing took some big cherries from the freezer, put them on a plate, and put them in the iron cage.

"Qingqing, you are paying less and less attention to me now! Do you want me to speak ill of you in front of Dandan and remove you from the line of waiting daughter-in-laws!" Cherry, whose hooves are still big, said angrily, if he was not wearing the Nightmare Armor, his soft fur would stand on end with anger.

"Ah? I'm the daughter-in-law waiting in line?" Zhongqing was taken aback, her cheeks were flushed, what's the matter... This daughter-in-law must be referring to Liu Changan's wife or something?

Isn't this nonsense?Liu Changan has a serious girlfriend, and many others... Oh, so there is a queue?

"Huh!" The lamb fell down in the iron cage, kicked his limbs, adjusted to a comfortable posture, let Zhongqing know, don't think that she has swallowed... no, don't think that she has eaten the tiger whip, She is a little vixen who works for the tiger, but whether she can become a daughter-in-law and participate in the palace fight is still up to Tan Dan!
Lamb's thighs are not limited to Liu Chang'an, there is also Shangguan Dandan who does all kinds of evil and does whatever he wants.

Zhongqing shook his head, and didn't take Xiao Yang's nonsense seriously, but carefully removed the stems of the cherries, then went to the pits, cut each cherry into four evenly, and then sliced ​​the cherry flesh to form a The edges and corners were scraped off, and then they knelt outside the iron cage and fed piece by piece into the sheep's mouth.

After a long flight, the helicopter stopped at the Nanshan Ranch, and the two men in black removed the iron cage from the helicopter and transported it to the ranch behind the resort center.

The man in black then left, and the lamb was looking around at the door of the cage, suspicious in his heart, "What the hell is mom going to do? Could it be that she wants me to herd sheep like Emperor Su Wu? No, Ben Baba is a sheep, so what's so great about it?" The characters here will be Su Wu the Great, are you going to shed baa?"

"PU!" The lamb spat. Only Liu Chang'an can herd the lamb, and the lamb will only follow Liu Chang'an to run and play everywhere, and the others simply ignore it.

At this time, groups of cattle and sheep from the Nanshan Ranch appeared. They came to watch outside the iron cage, and the lamb stood up excitedly. Looking at the entire Nanshan Ranch, they were all the people of the Little Fairy Goat!

They used to surround it, listen to its orders, and attack Liu Changan's steadfast resort center!

Crashed the helicopter!
Jump over the wall and kick off the bricks on the wall!
Take a shower and pee in the pool!

Pulling balls of sheep dung and cow dung all over the yard!
Eat the leaves of the potted plants!
The little fairy sheep rushed into the center of the enemy army bravely and fought against Bai Hui by himself. Zhong Qing, Yan Qingcheng and Liu Chang'an arched the chests of Bai Hui and Zhong Qing, trampled and tore apart Yan Qingcheng's hands. He even wrestled with Liu Changan with the hateful study materials, and finally jumped off the roof of the building and left in style!
What is the bullying of the turbulent years, what is the mighty universe!The lamb's heart was full of excitement. Seeing the leaderless cattle and sheep wandering in the pasture without any rules, as if they had lost their souls, they rushed out of the iron cage without hesitation: "Oh, the little fairy sheep is back. You have a leader again!"

Seeing the lamb running like a black shadow in the green grassland, two men in black lying behind crawled forward and took the iron cage away.

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Back in the community, Shangguan Dandan stood at the entrance of the community and watched for a few moments, walked under the plane tree, looked at his self-service vending machine, and found out that there was no business done today.

The empire still has its ups and downs, let alone business?Shangguan Dandan didn't care much.

As the daughter-in-law of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Shangguan Dandan needed money just like her old father-in-law, but she didn't have a good impression of businessmen.

Everyone in the world knows that Emperor Wu was warlike, but few people know that Emperor Wu was the founder of the imperial financial system for more than [-] years. Many strategic systems have continued to this day, affecting every Chinese person for more than [-] years.

When the Huns were infested, Emperor Wu wanted to use troops, but the treasury couldn't support them, so he asked big businessmen to pay some money. These things think that defending the country is a matter for the country, so what does it have to do with me?They were still penniless, and Emperor Wu called for donations, but they didn't receive any money.

Later, Emperor Wu nationalized the management rights of many industries, and saved enough money by grabbing land openly and secretly. This gave Wei Qing and Huo Qubing the opportunity to make great achievements through the ages, and also established the people's deep recognition of the concept of "country".

Shangguan Dandan's business is getting bigger and bigger now, but he doesn't attribute himself as a "businessman", just like Emperor Wu of Han made a lot of money, who would call him a "businessman"?
The way to make money must be as unscrupulous as the old man. Shangguan Dandan thought about the two ways to make money by operating "self-service ticket vending machines" and "robbing banks" proposed by Moth.

Zhou Shuling went upstairs and took the fruit from the refrigerator, but went to the kitchen to make juice. Today the fish is very delicious, mainly because it is rich in fat. When I come back, I have to make some juice for them to relieve their greasy, so that they won’t feel mouth-watering when they wake up in the morning. Very dry.

Zhou Dongdong saw his mother enter the kitchen and knew whether she would come out in a while, so he took a cup and poured some yogurt, mixed some cola and started drinking.

"Do you want to drink the drink I invented!" Zhou Dongdong warmly invited Brother Chang'an.

"As expected of your mother's cub." Liu Changan shook his head and refused. The various noodle soups invented by Zhou Shuling are at least edible. Zhou Dongdong's stuff makes people not interested in trying it.

"Do you think it looks like a melted chocolate!" Zhou Dongdong continued to show off the drink he invented, "Now children are not allowed to eat ice cream, so they have to drink drinks that look like ice cream. When summer comes, I will put this in the refrigerator , and it becomes Chollez."

"You'll probably have diarrhea after drinking this." Liu Chang'an reminded her, and when Zhou Shuling couldn't figure out that her child didn't seem to have eaten anything, he would report Zhou Dongdong's actions.

Liu Chang'an actually doesn't like chocolates very much, it's a bit too sweet and greasy, only children and girls like to eat this kind of taste, but at least Zhou Dongdong proved that chocolates can melt, so it's okay.

There was always someone to cheer for Zhou Dongdong. Shangguan Dandan didn't bring a thermos when she went out, so she poured out the remaining effervescent water when she came back, and then stretched out her thermos to Zhou Dongdong.

Zhou Dongdong's cup was not big. When he saw Tantan's sister's big pot, he couldn't help being stunned for a moment, then looked up at the sky and thought for a while, then hugged Tantan's big sister's big pot, and went to get the remaining yogurt and coke. He fell down and handed it back to her.

The two sat next to Liu Changan, one on the left and the other on the right, and drank.

"Make less juice." Liu Changan yelled towards the kitchen, and then started watching TV.

"Ok."

Liu Changan looked at them, expecting them to have diarrhea. You must know that sometimes diarrhea is caused by a weak intestinal digestive system, and sometimes it is just that the digestive system thinks that the owner of the body is eating this stuff?It needs to be excreted quickly.

Shangguan Dandan took out her mobile phone to chat on WeChat, and Liu Changan saw that she was not chatting with her "daughters-in-law", but with a strange name that Liu Changan didn't know, and the other party sent a large amount of money Give the bill to Shangguan Dandan for confirmation.

Liu Chang'an was a little surprised. This little old lady who almost went to a telecom fraud will also have a day of being scammed by transferring money?
Just stop laughing at her.

Liu Chang'an suppressed his smile. After all, if someone really scammed Shangguan Dandan, Liu Chang'an would be a little annoyed. Even if the other party is hiding in Southeast Asia or Africa, he still needs to spend a little effort to find him and crush him.

So Liu Chang'an focused on watching the TV, and waited for Shangguan Dandan to finish the conversation before asking casually, "How much money do you have in your account?"

Liu Changan asked how much money was in the account, not Shangguan Dandan's pockets, pots, coffins, under the mattress, small TV case, and the third brick at the left foot of the bed. Shangguan Dan Dan hummed twice, opened the account and showed him a look, "I only have 67 yuan and [-] cents."

"Where's your money?" Shangguan Dandan's vending machine sells extravagant candy, and she even increases the price arbitrarily, and Qin Yanan even spent a lot of money to buy all her goods, Liu Changan has the final say, Just the amount of water that Qin Yanan gave her is quite a lot.

"Isn't Ching Ming Festival here yet? The heroic spirits of my Great Han Dynasty can't enjoy some incense?" Shangguan sighed lazily.

Liu Changan was stunned for a moment. In fact, he would also burn some money, paper, and incense sticks on Ching Ming Festival to commemorate some people who had left a deep impression on him. They probably didn't expect that there would be someone of their contemporaries who would offer incense to them more than 2000 years later.

"All your money will be transferred to others to help you sacrifice and offer incense?" Liu Chang'an nodded, and couldn't help admiring the Queen Mother's handwriting, one year tomb-sweeping day, one million incense money.

It is necessary to explain that the "million" here is a fictitious reference, so as not to misunderstand that the Empress Dowager's self-service vending machine has earned millions of funds.

"After all, we are the royal family, and there are still guardians of the tomb. The money is not only for offering incense, but also for the daily expenses of the maintenance of the tomb." Shangguan Dandan clicked on the transfer confirmation picture on his phone and gave it to Liu Chang'an.

"Western Han Imperial Mausoleum Protection and Management Center!" Liu Changan turned his head and looked at Shangguan Dandan. He is a serious and fully funded institution directly under the management of the Cultural Relics Bureau. The institution is still at the division level. Do you think of him as the guardian of the tomb? not too good?
"Look at the Changling Mausoleum of the Great Patriarch in the west, and the Lu family in the east. I remember that there were more than 100 people buried with him, but now it is said that there are only more than 70 to check. Xiao Xiangguo, Cao Xiangguo, Zhou Prime Minister, Wang Taifu and others are all buried here. " Shangguan Dandan said while looking at the photo of the mausoleum on his phone.

"There are a total of eleven imperial tombs, known as the Valley of the Eastern Emperors. There was also a Ming Tomb. It's just that there are a few emperors in the Western Han imperial tombs, and they probably don't want to be compared with those in the Ming Tombs." Liu Changan smiled. Laughter, the words of the family, make people laugh and be generous.

"Gaozu's Changling Mausoleum is a bit dilapidated. I hope it can be repaired well. Emperor Wu's Maoling Mausoleum has many palace-like buildings built next to it. General Huo's tomb is okay, but General Wei's tomb is a little dilapidated. There are the tombs of the Shangguan family and the Huo family, and I also hope to repair them."

"Now...to repair these tombs is not an activity that can be done just by donating money."

"I know it too, but I always think about them. Back then when I hid in the small coffin, I would occasionally wake up and let the small coffin take me back and forth between the tombs to accompany them. Sometimes I would meet Tomb robbers, let them stay and be buried." Shangguan Dandan drank a big mouthful of Zhou Dongdong's special drink, then put down the thermos and leaned into Liu Changan's arms.

"Find some time, let's go take a look again." Liu Changan sighed, "Then when you visited those cemeteries back then, if you met someone else, you were alive...or in a special state, dying, and Or the body is fresh and looks like a living person?"

Shangguan Dandan turned his head and looked at him suspiciously.

"Ask whatever you want."

"Do you think I don't know? It must be the woman you pooh-poohed that year is still buried there!" Shangguan Dandan asked loudly vigilantly.

"No. Forget it if you don't see it, I just suspect that there are other creatures like you." Liu Chang'an looked normal, picked up Shangguan Dandan's thermos and took a sip-this, what is this thing!
Shangguan Dandan took the opportunity to raise the bottom of the pot to irrigate him, Liu Changan struggled, grabbed the thermos and wanted to irrigate her too, who knew that Shangguan Dandan didn't resist like him at all, opened his mouth wide and let him irrigate, like a bottomless pit .

Forget it, such a woman can't be fed at all, Liu Changan gave up after feeding for a while.

(End of this chapter)