I'm really immortal

Chapter 103 Death by Touching Huai Huai
Liu Changan pointed to the sycamore tree behind him, and said to Gao Cunyi, "Forget it if you crash into this tree."

Gao Cunyi is upright and slightly stubborn by nature, but he is not a fool.

"How about I find a locust tree for you?" Liu Changan suspected that Gao Cunyi didn't like the plane tree. After all, the status of the locust tree is higher. ", at the political level, the meaning of the word "ding" is extraordinary. Needless to say, it is of course very noble to be able to stand side by side with "ding".

Therefore, many people who want to commit suicide would find the locust tree to hit themselves to death, that is, "touch the locust tree and die", which was a very shocking thing in ancient times, and it might be recorded in the annals of history.

"Jin Linggong sent 鉏麑 to assassinate Xuanzi Zhao Dun, but 鉏麑 saw that Zhao Dun believed that Zhao Dun was the lord of the people, so he didn't want to kill him. To kill Zhongliang is disloyalty, and to disobey the king's order is disbelief. We are caught in such a dilemma. He chose a locust tree to hit him to death. "Zuo Zhuan" recorded it like this, but he went to assassinate Zhao Dun early in the morning, and he had no companions. His psychological activities and words can still be recorded. I don't know how Zuoqiu Ming knew about the annals... In fact, the deer was killed, after all, there was a need to protect Zhao Dun at that time..."

Gao Cunyi stared blankly at Liu Changan's nonsense, he is just a martial arts practitioner, it is really a headache to meet this kind of talent... No, this Liu Changan is much braver than him, what kind of bookbag is he dropping here!

"Of course there is a locust tree at the gate of Zhao Dun's house, but unfortunately I'm an ordinary person, and there's only a big sycamore tree at the gate." Liu Chang'an paused, "I've been distracted by you, the point is, aren't you also in a dilemma now? On the one hand, the teacher's order is hard to disobey, on the other hand, facing an innocent and lively child like Zhou Dongdong, I feel guilty and want to die, and on the other hand, I can't beat me. If you don't crash and die under this tree, do you have other choices? "

Who is going to distract you?But Gao Cunyi felt that what Liu Changan said was very reasonable, he couldn't help but look at the sycamore tree, then shook his head immediately and came to his senses, immediately embarrassed, "Liu Changan, I don't want to die, you can kill me too Come on, I'll go to the hospital and lie down!"

Liu Changan patted him on the shoulder.

Gao Cunyi only felt that his body seemed to be shortened by being photographed. This feeling dissipated with the disappearance of Liu Changan's strength, but he felt a little uncomfortable all over his body, as if his sleeping position at night was too awkward. Comfortable.

"After a while, your muscles and bones will be sore, and you will feel severe pain. You can go to the hospital and lie down for a while, just to avoid your master." Liu Changan is not a violent person. It is natural for a guy like Wang Yibo to be useless. A little punishment is enough for such a person, who asked him to bring Wang Yibo here?He doesn't care if he troubles Liu Chang'an, but it's not okay to use Zhou Dongdong to do it. If Zhou Dongdong, who was originally a stupid child, is really slapped or scratched and becomes even more stupid, who will be more stupid in the future? Come to deliver soy milk to Liu Changan and feed the loach.

This kind of consequence is too serious, and it feels a bit beyond having no one to play cards with.

Gao Cunyi couldn't figure out what method Liu Changan was using. Is this the legendary stamina?He felt a little uncomfortable now, and he didn't suspect that Liu Changan was fooling him, so he bowed his hands and said goodbye.

Liu Chang'an turned around, Zhou Dongdong's little face was flushed from holding back.

"You can speak."

"call……"

Liu Changan continued to drink his own soy milk.

"Brother Chang'an, the bad guys who lie to children come every day, will he definitely take me away?" Zhou Dongdong came up with this worrying question based on the conversation between Liu Changan and Gao Cunyi just now, combined with his own analysis ability. doubt.

"will not."

Only then did Zhou Dongdong feel relieved, and swaggered to the other end of the building to look at Gao Cunyi's back, twisted his buttocks, and returned to his usual walking posture of shaking his hands left and right like a mighty PLA uncle.

After Liu Changan drank the soy milk, Zhou Dongdong and Zhou Shuling went out, and Liu Changan also went out. They walked out of the community together, and saw a notice posted on the entrance of Aunt Xie's small shop. Urgent sale.

"It is said to be going to the elderly, but I think it should be that the son of Mr. Zhou wants to buy a house with less money and needs it urgently, otherwise it can't be so cheap." Aunt Xie calmly analyzed that the neighbors have been knowledgeable for many years, and her wise and sharp eyes can see through .

"It's a good deal." Zhou Shuling was a little moved. It's hard to get up early in the breakfast car, and there is never a day when I can sleep in. In fact, I can still make some money.

In the news, the early stalls, the monthly income of [-] to [-] yuan, although not everyone can do it, but it is not for nothing, just to find a suitable place to set up a stall, and the monthly income exceeds the annual income of various There is absolutely no problem with the data of average wages in cities.

Liu Changan has no interest in buying a house for investment. He used to be a big landlord, but now it belongs to the state. His tomb has been dug up by the archaeological team, and it feels really miserable.

But I have never died before. When I changed my identity a long time ago, I went out to the whole big tomb and mourned myself. I did this kind of thing too much. After all, it was boring, so I stopped mourning myself. I forgot everything. Over the years, I often saw some familiar and unique treasures on the black market, only to realize that another tomb of my own had also been dug.

In the era of Professor Liu, Liu Chang'an was even less interested in doing this. Now Professor Liu can't see people when he is alive, and he can't see corpses when he is dead. He doesn't even need to pay attention to how he died.

Liu Changan went to the High School Affiliated to Xiangda University. Although it will rain today, the thing about sports is rain or shine. Except for some weather-related events, if you only decide to train based on the weather, you should go home and raise bamboo rats... …Generally speaking, raising bamboo rats is more profitable than raising pigs, but the bamboo rats are not very beautiful when they are burnt out and dead.

At this time, Gao Cunyi was already lying in the hospital, and being hospitalized was boring, so a hospital bed was added to Wang Yibo's ward, and Gao Cunyi and Wang Yibo were lying side by side.

When Pu Shougeng came to the hospital, there were about a dozen other people present. After all, Gao Cunyi’s family connections were quite strong, otherwise Pu Shougeng wouldn’t have put up with such an uncongenial apprentice for so many years. Lesson, but Gao Cunyi was hospitalized, and Pu Shougeng had to come no matter how unwilling he was.

His two disciples were lying side by side in the hospital, looking into the eyes of other people, Pu Shougeng knew that if he didn't do anything, he would really be a laughing stock in the future, so don't mess around.

　The work page on the web page has the number of consecutive update days of Xia Hua and the total number of chapters. If you do the math, you will know that Xia Hua has updated. It doesn’t matter which day there is only one update, and the second update exceeds 12 o’clock. It’s really meaningless to stare at it like this , there is another update today, later.

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