I'm really immortal

Chapter 1031 Bamboo Sliver Fried Lamb
When the group returned home, Zhou Shuling was worried that everyone would not be hungry after eating buns, fried dough sticks, mung bean porridge and fried dough sticks at noon, so she decided to go to the kitchen to order a few more bowls of noodles for everyone to fill their stomachs, and then cook a big meal at night.

Li Hongfang originally wanted to go to the kitchen to exchange culinary skills with Zhou Shuling, but Shangguan Dandan took her to introduce his vending machine and flow-through business method, as well as his vision for the future business landscape, and inadvertently revealed this vending machine It was sponsored by Qin Yanan.

Liu Chang'an called An Nuan and knew that she and Han Zhizhi were watching a movie in Baolong Center, and it would take a while to come out.

During the Ching Ming Festival holiday, I still have to accompany my girlfriend.

According to the editor, there was a person who refused to accompany his girlfriend during the Ching Ming Festival. He stayed at home and played games for three days in a row, but died suddenly. On the Ching Ming Festival the next year, her girlfriend took her new boyfriend to his grave and burned a tomb. Green paper hat.

Liu Changan walked towards the Baolong Center, while sending a message to Su Mei asking if Zhu Juntang had returned to Junsha.

He felt that there was no such thing, otherwise the annoying bleating would have already sounded in his ears.

It was sent to Nanshan Ranch just to let it get out of the iron cage. Now that it has come out, it should be taken home to study homework. Although Qingming Festival is a holiday, I played all day yesterday, so I should spend more time left. Reading books, even if there is no reason to squeeze Yan Qingcheng's vacation time to make up lessons for Zhu Juntang, it is necessary to consciously maintain a state of study.

It has been kept in the Nanshan pasture where there are many cattle and sheep playing with it. It is entirely possible for it to forget that it is a human when playing there, and then create an illusion that it is a sheep, but only occasionally becomes a human for playing. .

Or it was originally a sheep, and it just turned into a bamboo king for a long time?

Liu Chang'an couldn't help but have this thought in his mind, he quickly shook his head to dispel this absurd thought of being polluted by lambs.

Qin Yanan is worthy of being Zhu Juntang's best friend. She has a deep understanding of her pollution ability. Since she was preparing for pregnancy, she has been fighting against Zhu Juntang's aura of lowering wisdom and protecting Liu Yuyu. She is really a qualified and great mother.

Su Mei quickly replied to Liu Changan's message, and the message prompt showed that there were a few photos attached.

Liu Changan took the phone away first, and then opened the message and looked at it. They were all photos of the lamb. The first photo was that it was sitting on a big buffalo. It is also vividly displayed. It uses two small hooves to hold down the buffalo's big horn, and its hind hoof clamps the buffalo's neck. It holds its head high and looks around, while the surrounding cattle and sheep look at their king.

It looks like it has ruled the world, but it is a pity that the original white hair has been stained with mud and grass clippings, it looks like it has rolled in some farmland... Many people have seen Gouzi Chong The video of getting into the mud and making the owner scream is about that level-it is also wearing a set of armor that can't see the original color or something.

In addition to cows and sheep, there are also several buffaloes and scalpers around the photo. Liu Changan suspects that Zhu Juntang is taking the cows and sheep from the Nanshan Ranch to play in the surrounding farms... It also wants to incite those honest buffaloes and scalpers to join Its subordinates fail?
It's just that when it eats out, doesn't it always have to be sterilized and use its own chef, kitchen utensils and tableware, otherwise it will have diarrhea?Look at how dirty it is now, so dirty that its parents don't even recognize it!
Liu Changan was in a stable mood. He didn't rush to the Nanshan Ranch violently, and didn't even make a phone call directly. Instead, he pressed his phone screen peacefully and wrote a text message: Either she goes back to Junsha today, or you go back to Antarctica today.

After thinking about it, Liu Changan deleted this sentence and changed it to: I want to eat fried lamb with bamboo sticks tonight.

Here in Shonan, they teach their children a lesson. In order to show their anger, they don’t beat the children until they cry and call their mother, and they don’t stop rolling all over the floor. They say to the children: “I’ll give you fried pork with bamboo strips tonight!”

Go to the bamboo forest and pick some bamboo branches, remove the bamboo leaves, tie up the bamboo branches, and draw them on the skin and tender flesh of the child, which will make red marks. It is a very traditional method of beating children.

It was a lamb, so it was extended to fried lamb with bamboo strips.

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"This movie is a bit interesting. The underlying logic of creating our world and the world we create is the same. When we are curious about the Fibonacci sequence in various fields, it is like the NPC in the virtual world is curious about the treasure chest on the map. The refresh pattern is the same." Su Mei put away her phone, said in a moderate voice, and then glanced at An Nuan who was a seat away from her.

The movie that is playing now is "Ready Player One" released on March 2018, 3. The movie theater is very quiet. An Nuan and Han Zhizhi are immersed in the movie screen, when they suddenly hear someone talking, the tone is obviously lower than usual in the movie theater. When he was getting older, he couldn't help turning his head, only to realize that the other party seemed to be talking to himself.

This woman is very beautiful, with a charm similar to that of her mother Liu Yuewang... There is no immaturity of a young woman in her eyebrows and eyes, but a mature temperament overflows from her soft lips and eyes, it is difficult to judge her real age.

"Yeah." This movie is actually just a pleasure to watch. An Nuan is not someone who likes to watch movies and then think deeply. When the other party suddenly said something rich in philosophy, she had no choice but to echo it vaguely.

This kind of personality that likes to chat with strangers casually is not uncommon. It is the case of self-acquaintances or social cows.

It was a little strange that she remembered that there were originally about ten people in the auditorium, but now when the end was coming to an end, there were only this beautiful woman, herself and Han Zhizhi.

This movie isn't that bad, is it? Everyone can't hold on to the advance position?

"Hello, let's get to know each other formally. I am Zhu Juntang's mother, and you are An Nuan and Han Zhizhi, right?" Su Mei showed a warm smile like an elder.

"Ah, hello, hello."

Han Zhizhi also stared wide-eyed in amazement, Zhu Juntang said everywhere that her mother is the head of the world's evil forces, is this Mrs. Zhusan in front of her?
I saw that although this Mrs. Zhusan was not kind-hearted, she had an affinity exuded by her good cultivation, and her smile was not too warm and pressured, and she expressed her friendliness and kindness just right.

Mrs. Zhusan actually knew her own name, which surprised Han Zhizhi a little. After all, she is the head of the world's evil forces, so she is basically at the level of the head of the earth.

Just based on the first impression, no one would connect her with the head of the world's evil forces. Most likely, Zhu Juntang is talking nonsense...Zhu Juntang likes to give people nicknames, or make some secondary school temperament title.

"Last time, Liu Chang'an had to find a teacher for Zhu Juntang to tutor him in traditional cultural knowledge. He never thought that he would find your mother. Zhu Juntang is stubborn by nature, so he must have troubled Professor Liu a lot during the learning process." Su Mei said apologetically.

"That's not true. I heard from my mother that we get along pretty well. Zhu Juntang has a quick mind and often puts forward some thought-provoking opinions." An Nuan said politely. Of course she would not agree that Zhu Juntang really makes people feel difficult.

Su Mei smiled slightly, this little girl really caters to people, doesn't he just like this?It can be described as "quick thinking" and "thought-provoking" when it is unbelievable.

"I have an institution in Junsha that specializes in women's body care. In layman's terms, it is at the level of black technology. You see your mother taught Zhu Juntang, maybe she often suffers from chest tightness and brain swelling. Women's psychological state often affects their physical state. It’s my compensation to come to take care of you at the right time.” Su Mei took out a business card and handed it over, “When you want to go, just call this number to make an appointment, and I will confess to provide VIP service for you... Zhizhi You can go too."

Su Mei smiled at Han Zhizhi as she spoke, got up and walked out, she had to get the lamb back, so he could fry the lamb with bamboo sticks at night, otherwise he would whip her as a substitute, that would not work... …

"She's so kind!" Han Zhizhi had already forgotten what "the head of the world's evil forces", how could Zhu Juntang say that about her mother?

"That's how I bought you... I'm just getting a business card for my mother, I don't have to go... After all, my mother charges a lot of lecture fees." An Nuan didn't think that her mother needed anything else Compensation, but I often heard her say that she drank very expensive wine when she was giving lectures to Zhu Juntang, and it cost a thousand dollars a mouthful or something.

"I'm just a little bit emotional. These mothers are all like goblins. They are young and beautiful, which makes girls like me feel ashamed..." Han Zhizhi said a little depressed. Women often have sex because of their young age. There is a sense of superiority in front of older people, but in the face of Zhu Juntang's mother and An Nuan's mother, they really completely lost the sense of superiority brought about by their young age.

I only worry about whether I can take good care of myself when I am as old as them, and they are my envy instead.

Even my mother, Professor Ling, is becoming more and more beautiful now, and her skin is also good. Last night we had dinner at home, and my father looked at my mother with furtive eyes. I guess I wondered if my mother was nourished by other men. What the hell... Han Zhizhi somehow felt that there seemed to be something wrong with her parents' marriage, but it was hard for her to point it out, which made people very depressed.

At night, the two still slept in separate rooms. Dad lingered at the door of mom's house, but finally failed to go in.

"Don't worry, your beauty needs will be covered by me in the future." An Nuan patted her chest, which was no longer easy to pat, she was willing to dedicate herself to her best friend, and squeezed some resources from Liu Changan to distribute to Han Zhizhi of.

An Nuan is very clear that there are actually more than one way Liu Changan can make women beautify. The first and most effective way is to accept his irrigation. Of course, this method cannot be used on Han Zhizhi. The second way is mother and Professor Ling. That kind, use the face cream made by Liu Changan.

Creams can be applied externally or taken internally. Although there is a certain risk of side effects, women are willing to pay for their beauty.

"Wife, you're so kind." Han Zhizhi hugged An Nuan and acted like a baby. She had already "dressed as a woman" in the dormitory and became someone else's wife. After returning home, of course she had to act like a husband.

Such jokes are often made in the female dormitory, in fact, because many girls are more or less bisexual, either explicitly or secretly. Compared with the situation among men, this ratio is much higher.

"It's my turn to be the husband!" An Nuan yelled, since she and Han Zhizhi were the only ones left in the auditorium, laughing and playing while watching a movie, "By the way, isn't there a handsome guy who is a junior when you start school to ask you out?" Is it? Why is there no follow-up?"

"Hey, one time we had a party, I chatted with him, and kept calling him by his English name. I joked that he would not have a Chinese name. He said his name was Zhu Wenying, and I asked whether there are many people on Taiwan Island. His surname is Zhu, so he wondered if I knew other people with the surname Zhu from Taiwan, so I said I knew Zhu Juntang.” Han Zhizhi sighed.

"And then?" An Nuan didn't watch the movie anymore, since the ending didn't seem to be interesting anyway, she looked at Han Zhizhi intently, her eyes revealed the light of alertness when she was listening to gossip.

"It's gone! Since then, he has never contacted me again. I tried to take the initiative to find him, but he either didn't answer the phone, or only replied to the message every other week... Ma De, I still took the initiative, and I was so angry It's gone." Han Zhizhi held her face in frustration.

The boy played the piano at a school event and attracted Han Zhizhi's attention. At first, Han Zhizhi didn't think much about it, but later he got to know him again. He seemed to have a good impression of Han Zhizhi. Han Zhizhi learned that besides playing the piano, he , is versatile, even martial arts!

Han Zhizhi knows martial arts in real life, and his skills are very good. The only one who can be called a master is Liu Changan. I feel that this boy is also a low-profile version of Liu Changan, so I chatted with him more and more slowly... We talked about Zhu Juntang , and then gradually alienated, probably at the level of drifting bottle contact.

"How could this be? Did he also know Zhu Juntang?"

"Sure, it has something to do with it."

"Just because you also know Zhu Juntang, he won't contact you..." An Nuan folded her hands on her chest, frowning slightly.

"I think he has something in Zhu Juntang's hands." Han Zhizhi felt a little bit uneasy, and later analyzed the reasons behind it.

"Well, it's very possible. This kind of handle will probably ruin his reputation, so he dare not get in touch with people who know Zhu Juntang, so as not to be exposed." As a bystander, An Nuan consciously sees clearly, except There is hardly any other reason for this possibility.

"Let's ask Zhu Juntang?"

"Okay, let's go, there's nothing to see, Liu Chang'an is still waiting for us outside." An Nuan took out her phone and walked outside the screening hall.

Calling Zhu Juntang did not make contact, the two walked out of the screening room and saw Liu Changan waiting with three cups of milk tea.

"Long time no see, hunk." Han Zhizhi waved his hand to greet Liu Changan, and took a glass of cranberry from him.

Liu Chang'an smiled slightly, and looked at Han Zhizhi, as expected of a woman who likes to drink cranberry.

"Long time no see, boyfriend." There was a little anger in An Nuan's eyes. In fact, she just spent the night at his house a few days ago, and went to a dinner together at noon the day before yesterday, but for some reason, she always felt that she hadn't seen him for a long time It looked like she cared too much about him.

"Long time no see - Eason Chan." Liu Changan accepted, and then began to sing: "I came to your city, walked the way you came, imagined the days without me, how lonely you are..."

"Excellent." Han Zhizhi laughed and sang very well, but she stopped singing, she interrupted Liu Changan's singing, "Do me a favor, can you call Zhu Juntang? I have something to ask her .”

"We can't get through." An Nuan took a look at her mobile phone, she knew that Liu Chang'an would definitely be able to contact Zhu Juntang.

"She's at the Nanshan Ranch now, and she didn't bring her mobile phone or Jin Xiaomei... What's the matter?" Liu Changan asked Han Zhizhi, shaking his head as the photo he saw in the morning appeared in his mind.

"Oh..." Han Zhizhi glanced at An Nuan, felt a little embarrassed, and coughed lightly, "I just wanted to ask her if she knew someone named Zhu Wenying."

Liu Changan thought for a while, "You have to ask Zhongqing about this."

"We wanted to ask Zhu Juntang if he knew him, why did we ask Zhongqing?" An Nuan was curious.

"Because Zhu Juntang knows everyone, everyone who can be called by name, Zhongqing must know them all. There are also some people who have some relationship with Zhu Juntang, and have even dealt with Zhu Juntang. Zhu Juntang may not remember what other people's names are, but Zhongqing will remember. ...In short, asking Zhongqing is more reliable than asking Zhu Juntang herself." Liu Chang'an remembered a woman named Wudangshan, whose younger brother was beaten by Zhu Juntang, but Zhu Juntang didn't remember her Wudangshan siblings at all.

In this regard, Liu Changan's style is much better than Zhu Juntang's. If he beats someone up, he will usually write down the name of the other person politely, so that he can mock them when we meet again... After all, insulting people by name , so as not to accidentally injure passers-by and cause misunderstandings.

For example, if you are walking on the road and suddenly hear someone yelling at you as a "scumbag", you will inevitably frown and wonder if the other party is scolding you, but you will be very interested when you hear "E. Watching from the ground, because I immediately knew that it had nothing to do with me.

Of course, if it was rubbed directly, then there is no need to remember the name, and he will not dig graves and burn paper money for people.

When An Nuan and Han Zhizhi heard Liu Changan's explanation, they suddenly realized that this was indeed Zhu Juntang's style.

Liu Changan called Zhongqing, then looked at Han Zhizhi.

Han Zhizhi shook her body indifferently, and that Zhu Wenying and Zhu Wenying both started school, and now it doesn't matter anymore, just a little curious about the reason behind it.

"That Zhu Wenying is a relatively distant branch of the Zhu family, but in the name of a direct descendant of the Zhu family, he played a lot of acting stars and models on Taiwan Island... the kind of play that was messy, once Hitting the muzzle of Zhu Juntang's gun, Zhu Juntang sent him to the Cowherd's shop to serve a rich woman whom no one would like to receive for half a year." Liu Chang'an couldn't help showing a smile.

An Nuan and Han Zhizhi were dumbfounded. They didn't expect that the talent had such an unsightly black history in his junior year, nor did they expect Zhu Juntang to be so ruthless... On the surface, Zhu Juntang really looks like a fairy A fairy, who turned out to be a devil.

"Zhu Juntang has left an indelible shadow in this man's heart. It is said that he has reformed himself and is now studying in the mainland. As the saying goes, the prodigal son will not change his money when he returns, but it is still difficult to know his dark history. Accept him, if he pursues you, think carefully about it." Liu Changan said to Han Zhizhi.

"Okay...ah, no!" Han Zhizhi quickly denied it, and raised her hand to touch her face. She didn't want people to know that she was pursued by such a person!
"What are you talking about? Zhizhi just knows this person. Seeing that his surname is also Zhu, she asked curiously." An Nuan helped her best friend lie.

Liu Changan smiled, An Nuan thumped him, "What's so funny!"

"I'm just admiring Zhu Juntang, this thing is done in my style." Liu Changan raised his hand, and touched An Nuan's head... I want to touch Zhu Juntang's head, if I'm not around, just touch it Forget about An Nuan's head, anyway, An Nuan is cuter, and An Nuan can not only touch her head.

"It's really like it." Han Zhizhi let out a long breath. Fortunately, when Zhu Wenying heard that she knew Zhu Juntang, she took the initiative to stay away. If she and Zhu Wenying really developed something, then... I really want to die.

It is said that Zhu Wenying has changed his ways, and Liu Changan also said that the prodigal son will not change his money when he returns, but if this matter really falls on his own head, who can really rest assured?There is another saying, "The country is easy to change and the nature is difficult to change"!

"Let's go, you are only 19 years old, do you still worry about not having a good man in the future?" Liu Changan waved his hand and said nonchalantly, "When you are not very happy, choose to compromise with consumerism and buy a bag or something... …How can you relieve your worries, only bags, isn’t that what you women said? As a boyfriend, I should at least buy An Nuan a bag or something.”

Liu Changan doesn't want to be too independent, he is just an ordinary man, and ordinary men will choose to compromise with consumerism appropriately.

"Ah?" An Nuan was a little surprised, but still jumped up happily, and put Liu Changan's arm into her arms. She never asked him for this, but her boyfriend gave her a bag, which girl Will you be unhappy?
She also knew that Liu Changan didn't need to use a credit card, pay for an IOU, or even borrow an online loan to give a gift.

"What exactly does consumerism mean?" Han Zhizhi asked in confusion, "What does it have to do with Marxism, socialism, and capitalism?"

"Consumerism refers to people's unscrupulous and unrestrained consumption of material wealth and natural resources, and the value of consumption as the highest purpose of life. For example, unnecessary replacement of material products, random discarding is still Products with value in use...the most notable thing is that some people change to new iPhones every year." Liu Changan thinks that Baolong Center is relatively well-received because it does not have the entire huge Apple store in the most conspicuous gold shop.

But there is a Tesla store at the entrance...BYD came to the whole store.

"It's consumerism to replace a new iPhone every year?" Han Zhizhi's eyes bulged. She has an iPhone in her hand, an Ipad in her bag, and an iWatch as well.

"I'll just give you an example." Liu Changan took An Nuan's hand to buy a bag. It's impossible for a girl to be without vanity. Han Zhizhi always carries a donkey card, and a certain little white pig that An Nuan cares about often also carries a famous brand. bags.

Usually, An Nuan probably thought about buying it, but she was afraid of being told by Liu Changan that she loved vanity. She always cared too much about what Liu Changan thought of her, and Liu Changan understood her cautiousness.

She's just an ordinary girl.

(End of this chapter)