I'm really immortal

Chapter 1042 Eat Fish
He can use the obvious derogatory term "sneaky" to describe himself, so he is an honest person like Li Hongfang.

She can frankly and truthfully describe her state, which shows that her words when praising and praising others are also appropriate expressions, rather than flattery and contrary words.

Liu Changan patted Li Hongfang on the shoulder lightly to show his praise. Li Hongfang has a healthy body, but his arms are not thick, but slightly muscular, which is completely different from most women's soft and cottony feeling, but it reminds him of Zhu Juntang's Lifeguard Hu Muzhi.

That woman's figure is unique, if the master of the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Gate hundreds of years ago, he would have invited her to play in the gate.

"White-haired people send black-haired people." Shangguan looked at her thermos "Xiaoyou" with pity, stroked it gently, and said in a very sad tone, "Mother is still alive, but her son's grave has been buried." Thinking about digging it up, opening the coffin and exposing the corpse, it is horrific."

Liu Chang'an just looked at her long black and beautiful hair that looked like moonlight flowing on it with no expression on his face.

Shangguan Dandan stroked her hair with her backhand, grabbed a handful of them, put them into her hood, and then pressed her hands on the top of her head, the black hair suddenly faded, and it turned white in an instant.

Only then did Liu Changan nod his head. The current image is more suitable for her, because in many animation and film works, people like her should be white-haired, insane, psychopathic, mentally problematic, extremely strong, supernatural, etc. , are often white hair.

"At the age of [-], he has been declining, his eyes are full of sadness, and he only attacks himself. Tonight, a pian boat will come to decide you, and death and life will be separated from west to east." Shangguan Dandan wrote a poem, "When Wang Anshi was an official, he died and the little one died. Daughter, he was going to leave here at the end of his three-year term. At that time, the transportation was inconvenient and he was too old. He knew that it was unlikely that he would have the opportunity to come back to visit the grave. So one night, he took a boat to the wilderness and walked to his little daughter. In front of the tomb, he told his little daughter that Dad is old and came to see you with sad eyes and bid you farewell.”

"Wang Anshi was not very successful in being an official, and the Xining reform was mixed. His ideas were good but out of touch with reality. It was similar to Wang Mang's situation back then. Many scholars with lofty aspirations were really asked to manage state affairs, such as Wang Anshi and Wang Mang. That's all. It's just that the emotion of being a father is interlinked, making people realize that Wang Anshi, who was once under one man and above ten thousand people, is just a sad old father." Li Hongfang commented.

Sometimes Li Hongfang is as absurd as Zhu Juntang, and likes to talk nonsense, but Li Hongfang is really educated, Zhu Juntang is obviously illiterate but thinks he is a senior historian.

"In short, I am very sad now. Although my moth snatched a pony carriage, fornicated the harem, and committed all kinds of evil, but he was my moth after all. He was the emperor of a big man. How could the thief dig his grave and expose his corpse? The wilderness." Shangguan Dandan looked solemn, raised his chin slightly, and his gaze was full of majesty.

Liu Changan rested his cheeks on his palms, and sat on the side watching her performance. He resisted not saying a word. At this time, he wanted to express his objection, saying that he was not dead. How could he expose his corpse to the wilderness?Answering the conversation like this is tantamount to admitting that he is her son.

But don't say anything, just let her slander and slander here?Liu Chang'an felt a little uncomfortable. This little bird wanted to plot against him all day long and admit that he was her son.

Li Hongfang observed the expressions of Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan calmly.

When the Han Dynasty tomb was discovered in Gao Dewei's mountain, Li Hongfang once deeply analyzed that Wang Zhengjun, the last queen mother of the Western Han Dynasty, was the daughter of Shangguan Dandan and Liu He.

After reaching the conclusion, Li Hongfang was kicked into the ground by the jealous and jealous Liu Changan...and ordered her to take off the battle armor on her buttocks before kicking.

Now it seems that Shangguan Dandan's old love for Liu He is for the sake of it. Although the head of the sect can control Shangguan Dandan as a weapon of the town, he can't make Shangguan Dandan completely forget Liu He.

Shangguan Dandan talked about his son, but he thought it was his husband.

Of course, such words can't be said out loud, just a Liu Changan who becomes angry from embarrassment is enough for her to bear, plus Shangguan Dandan who can instantly suck people into white melons, who can stand it?

Thinking about it, if Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan could fight together, it would be quite a sense of accomplishment. After all, where in this world is there any creature worthy of them fighting together?But just think about it and find it exciting, so it's better to avoid it in practice.

"Fangfang, do you have a strategy?" Shangguan looked at Li Hongfang and said.

"I have a plan." Li Hongfang lowered her voice.

Liu Chang'an snorted, Li Hongfang's plan was probably to kill people, simple and rude without wisdom.

"Brother Liu and I planned to kill Li Jiama and bury Li Jiama on the spot after entering the tomb. But now I think we can kill two birds with one stone, attract Qin Zisi, and kill her and Li Jiama together." He planned to use Shangguan Dandan and Liu Changan, but Qin Zisi was always a hidden danger, so why not arrange it like this, and it will be settled once and for all.

Liu Chang'an stretched out his finger and poked Li Hongfang's temple. Li Hongfang held her head and felt the pain was excruciating. She yelled "Ah" and quickly hid aside.

"Look at Zhuge Liang, waving a feather fan, analyzing the current situation, the background of the generals, morale, geographical environment, weather changes, etc., combining various information, and finally come up with the best strategy... Then I will tell Liu Bei : I have a plan." Liu Changan said angrily, "In your situation, the most you can do is to make criminals jump over the wall and take risks. What kind of plan is that?"

"I also have a plan." Shangguan Dandan waved his hand, signaling Li Hongfang to sit next to her, it seems that such a thing as brainstorming is not suitable for Li Hongfang.

It’s just that I’m born to be useful. A promising thing like having a child is suitable for Li Hongfang to show off. Shangguan Dandan admires Li Hongfang, Zhou Shuling, Qin Yanan, An Nuan, women who can give birth to sons at a glance. As for the brain Whether it works or not is not important.

"We buried him in a thousand-year-old tomb, and then let the archaeological team discover and excavate it. This is called the way of giving back to him. If he wants to dig my grave, I will let him be dug by others." Shangguan Dan Dan snorted coldly.

Li Hongfang clapped his hands and said in surprise: "This trick is brilliant! It can also make people think that he died after traveling 1000 years ago, interfering with the further investigation of the police, and finally closing the case with Li Jiama traveling through time, no one will doubt it onto us."

"If you flatter, flatter, don't insult the IQ of the people's police." Liu Changan shook his head. He didn't believe that Li Hongfang really thought so. If she underestimated the ability and IQ of the police with her profession, she would have gone to the sewing machine long ago... No, most of the things she did were shot to death, so how could there be a chance to step on a sewing machine?
Li Hongfang murmured a few words in a low voice. Of course, flattery means to have no bottom line, and to cater to the other party at all costs. She used this method to successfully sneak into the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect.

Now that it has achieved results, it is natural to use it on Shangguan Dandan in the same way, and finally become a "daughter-in-law" like Zhou Shuling, then it will be a big deal.

"What Fangfang said is also reasonable. It doesn't matter if the person in charge of the case doesn't believe it, but it is very interesting to be able to create such public opinion. I also recently watched a similar time-traveling TV series and was inspired... Modern people travel to In ancient times, after many, many years, archaeologists discovered the traces left by the missing people in ancient times, isn’t it very interesting?” Shangguan Dandan nodded appreciatively, and Li Hongfang was quick thinking, and immediately discovered the ingenuity of Shangguan Dantan’s strategy place.

Liu Chang'an did not participate in their strategy formulation in the end. To him, this was just a trivial matter, and it would be fine to act according to the camera.

"Chang'an, come and help me choose (zhai twice) dishes." Zhou Shuling called out from the kitchen.

A bowl of grubs was enough to eat, Liu Changan took Zhou Dongdong out of the barrier, and sent Zhou Dongdong to work in the kitchen on his behalf.

Zhou Dongdong licked his fingers and went to the kitchen with the bowl in his hand.

It’s just that not long after Zhou Dongdong entered the kitchen, he was beaten for eating while choosing vegetables, and was kicked out after howling twice. Li Hongfang volunteered to go to the kitchen to exchange cooking skills with Zhou Shuling.

"Fangfang is smart and has a big butt. She deserves to be cultivated." Shangguan Dandan looked back at the kitchen and nodded approvingly. She found that Li Hongfang was very active and proactive about entering the kitchen, which meant that, As long as Li Hongfang is around, Liu Chang'an will not have many chances to launch a plan to frame the Queen Mother to work in the kitchen.

"Aren't you an elegant and dignified queen mother? Is it not good to stare at other people's buttocks and make comments?" Liu Chang'an sincerely advised.

"Of course it's not elegant or dignified if others say that, but I'm very cute. Everyone will only think that I'm cuter when they hear me swearing. This is the so-called cuteness of contrast." Shangguan Dandan put the thermos on the electric heating table Then he tilted his head so that his cheek was pressed against the thermos, his eyes were wide open, and he clenched his hand into a small fist and tapped on the top of his head, reminding him to look at his cuteness.

Regarding her own cuteness, Shangguan Dandan is still very confident, because the queen mother is very weak, and she survived only by being cute, so of course she has full confidence in her housekeeping skills.

"I was wasting my saliva talking to you." Liu Changan said with a sigh. It is a pity that his saliva was wasted... You must know that when he spit on the ground, someone would want to lick it clean.

Speaking of drooling, he naturally thought of eating, and after eating, he took Guan Dandan to eat Chi Yu.

This time, we must observe carefully, and we must not let Shangguan Dandan casually suck people into bones like before. The eating and energy absorption process of mysterious creatures is very research-worthy biological behavior, and it is also very rare. When the time comes Let Su Mei watch together, after all, she is also an expert in this field.

(End of this chapter)