I'm really immortal

Chapter 1077 Kyushu Wind and Thunder Sword Gate New Elder

In order to divert Liu Changan's attention and at the same time delay the time to go to school, Zhu Juntang had to reveal a lot of secrets. Maybe the next time he carries out a conspiracy against him, he will be on guard.

But this is something that can’t be helped. Fighting with his father is a lot of fun. Zhu Juntang feels that he still maintains a positive attitude towards learning on the whole. The current resistance is mainly to compete with Liu Changan and show his wit.

After five or six million years, I will take the initiative to go to school, and I will hardly be late and play truant.

However, Zhu Juntang wanted to get rid of the fate of going to school by slowing down the speed of eating breakfast, but it still didn't work.

Liu Changan basically figured out who would enter the dreamland, and after Shangguan Dandan realized the basis for this operation, he didn't want to continue working with Zhu Juntang.

He snatched the grapefruit meat from Zhu Juntang's hand and ate it in one bite.

And drink her juice in one gulp.

There are often forty or fifty varieties of Zhu Juntang's breakfast, each of which is only as small as a chopstick, and Liu Changan eats them all in one bowl.

She could just sit at the dining table and stare at him blankly, without any breakfast as a tool to procrastinate.

Many children eat like counting rice, holding a bowl of rice, holding two grains of rice with chopsticks and putting them in their mouths, and wait for their parents to urge them, then slowly hold one grain with their lips, and put the remaining one in their mouths. Return to bowl.

At this time, parents should not coax or urge, but should grab the job and eat it by themselves, and then starve him until the next meal, to see if he will continue to behave like this.

Zhu Juntang looked quite big, but his problems were no different from that of a child. Liu Changan chose the correct education method.

Driving her to the car and beating her up not only maintained her majesty and leadership in front of the Breadman, but also took care of her self-esteem. At the same time, it played the role of discipline, and Liu Changan himself felt refreshed.

"You...you old bastard...since...since you know that I am a peerless fairy who possesses...the ability to transform, how many years have it been since human beings were born, and that mere injuries won't do anything to me, you After hitting me, even the step of spitting to heal my wounds was omitted..." Zhu Juntang sobbed, feeling that his father's love had been lost a lot.

There may be reasons for Yan Qingcheng and Liu Yuling here, but they are not as good as Zhu Juntang. In the future, as Zhu Juntang grows up, he finally realizes that only the supreme being of the baa-baa universe is the most qualified to inherit the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Gate The fairy of the Lord.

I don't have to worry too much about losing my heir qualifications and give up fighting with him. This is also a kind of experience, which can make me more insidious, cunning, and resourceful.

"You yourself promised well that you will go to school obediently today, but since you woke up, you have been thinking of ways to skip class, can you not get beaten?" Liu Changan's tone softened.

He also knew very well that despite her current appearance of a pitiful pear-blossoming little bun, as soon as she found a topic to tease and ridicule him, she would immediately reveal her true colors, and Liu Changan, who could get angry with just a few words, would burst into anger The smoke, ranging from just shattering the eardrums and ignoring her beeping blindly, to bursting the heart in severe cases.

"Obviously... Mingming in the dream last night, you hugged me to sleep, you would rather not move at all... I don't want to, I don't want to disturb my sleep, the way you love me so much, but when you wake up, you are so cruel!"

Zhu Juntang hugged his favorite little quilt and was heartbroken. There are many bleating patterns on this quilt. They run, play, eat grass, and do whatever they want on the green grassland, which represents Zhu Juntang's uninhibited desire for freedom. Heart.

"You know it's a dream too?"

"Aren't parents supposed to realize their daughter's dreams?"

"The point is, your dreams are often wishful thinking! Either you want to usurp the throne, or you want to ride on my neck to do your best, and you want me to turn into a walking dead. If your dreams come true, how can you have me? "If Liu Changan wasn't free, he wouldn't want to talk to her at all.

By the way, talking directly to her is often harmful to physical and mental health. Liu Changan understands why Su Mei often sends messages to Zhu Juntang through Zhongqing instead of talking to her directly.

Liu Changan took out his mobile phone to look at it. Although this thing will slowly reduce people's IQ, especially on thinking logic, memory ability, and reading ability, it is still acceptable compared to Zhu Juntang's harm to him.

Zhu Juntang hugged the quilt and covered himself completely, lying on the seat motionless, usurping the throne is a must, and riding on Liu Changan's neck to be a domineering is a lofty ideal that cannot be shaken for [-] million years. A walking dead who only knows to love her one daughter, can she give up!

Thinking about his various strategies in his heart, Zhu Juntang raised one foot and put it on Liu Changan's body to show that although he had dealt with him, he could still suppress him a little.

With his eyes exposed from under the quilt, Zhu Juntang glanced out of the car window, but saw Liu Yuewang sitting on the side of the road talking to someone.

There was some traffic jam ahead, and the traffic was slow. Zhu Juntang hurriedly knelt by the window and watched, then turned around and greeted Liu Changan, "Father, Professor Liu is very lonely, and he is being touched in broad daylight."

Liu Changan didn't want to talk to her at first, but he still had to care about his girlfriend's mother based on his status and relationship, so he glanced at her.

Professor Liu is looking for someone to tell a fortune.

So Liu Chang'an suspected that Zhu Juntang knew that it was fortune-telling, and he just said that on purpose. The place on Taiwan Island has not experienced all kinds of ideological education, revolutionary movements, and belongs to the place where traditional Chinese dross is collected. When it comes to superstition, Taiwan Island is in It is one of the best in the Chinese cultural circle.

It is impossible for Zhu Juntang to experience such an environment.

But those who do these things over there often open a shop, no matter how bad they are, they will set up a stall to create a signboard scene, while in Junsha, if you want to open a shop with a fortune-telling signboard, it is an act of provoking the country , suspected of feudal superstition activities, and could not obtain a business license.

Fortune tellers in Junsha, like street girls, appear in some remote urban-rural junctions. When they see passers-by, they raise their eyebrows, show some mysterious, or flattering smiles, and whisper hello " Boss, tell your fortune."

Some people heard it wrong, and sneaked closer to it. When they heard it was a fortune-telling, they immediately lost interest and thought it was a prostitution.

Some people prepare one or two small benches in the corners of some parks where middle-aged and elderly people are more concentrated, and hold a card with gossip drawn, their name and service content written on it, which is considered to be exquisite.

The fortune tellers in the park always have their own relatively fixed babysitters.

The nurses are generally middle-aged women in their 50s and [-]s who wear gold and silver.

Every time a passer-by stopped by and seemed to be a potential customer, the fortune teller would start talking in vernacular, and Toyer would nod frequently.

"You still have Professor Liu's class today, don't forget it." Liu Chang'an told Zhu Juntang that she doesn't understand much of the school's courses now, but it's impossible not to understand what Professor Liu is saying, as long as you study hard , knowledge can be increased.

Liu Changan sincerely hopes that she can correctly grasp the historical and cultural allusions, idiom stories and the correct usage of idioms. Every time he hears that she misuses or stigmatizes idioms that are one of the essence of Chinese, he wants to beat her up.

Many idioms that have been passed down for thousands of years express profound cultural connotations, life principles, and elegant literary charm concisely and vividly, but they are distorted and stigmatized by some people who think they are clever, and they are really vulgar - Zhu Juntang is Such boring people.

"Six-chased gossip, good and bad, misfortune, marriage, fortune, divination, palmistry, dream interpretation, word test..." Zhu Juntang saw the signboard of the fortune teller, read it all the way, and said with certainty, "Professor Liu must be interpreting dreams. "

"Liuchacha... that's Liuyao. Liuyao fortune-telling originated from Li Junming's Yi-ology research system during Shangguan Dandan's period. Shangguan Dandan probably knew the founders of these fortune-tellers. If you go to the countryside, every There are always a few elderly people in the village who know how to judge the 64 hexagrams of King Wen, the six-line method and so on."

Liu Chang'an misses it a bit. When he lived in the countryside, when he worshiped his ancestors, every family would take out a pair of ox horn hexagrams and sandalwood hexagrams in his collection to ask the ancestors what they meant. The hexagrams are divided into treasure hexagrams, yin hexagrams, and yang hexagrams, and you can throw them away until you are satisfied with the hexagrams.

If it takes too many times to throw the treasure hexagram, it means that the ancestors do not agree with it or are willing to protect it, and they will inevitably feel uneasy, so they will add more incense sticks and money papers to burn, and do it again.

If the hexagram goes well this time, it means that the ancestors have agreed, and the haze in their hearts has dissipated, and everyone is happy.

Some people born in the [-]s, [-]s or even the early [-]s may have some memory impressions, and those born in the city probably don’t know it.

Zhu Juntang was not interested in what "Liuchacha" was reading or what it was doing, so he wisely analyzed, "Professor Liu must have come to find someone to interpret the dream because of last night's dream. Ordinary dreams, everyone forgets when they wake up." Now, what needs to be interpreted must have caused a major psychological shock and influence on her."

"I suggest you stop analyzing." Knowing that Zhu Juntang had no good words to say, Liu Chang'an calmly advised, after all, she was only talking about Liu Yuewang, and he had no reason to beat her up right away to stop her from talking nonsense. Gossip.

"Generally, nightmares are the ones that have a major impact and impact on people's minds. But after nightmares, people will adjust their minds on their own. Unless the nightmares continue to affect the state of the mind and cause long-term restlessness, it will trigger the answer to the dream. Longing...Professor Liu came early in the morning, so there is no such thing as a long-term effect, so the possibility of her having a nightmare and coming to interpret it is very small."

The traffic jam eased, and the car moved forward gradually. Zhu Juntang turned his head to look at Professor Liu who was going away, his eyes shone with alertness and prudence.

Liu Chang'an didn't say anything, could [-] to [-]% of her observation and analysis ability be used for her studies?

"Since it's not a nightmare, but it can still have a major impact and influence on her mind, then the situation in the dream should be the kind of dream that brings guilt, guilt, and shame."

"The important thing is that, just like nightmares, if these feelings are just dream scenes that have nothing to do with reality, they will be relieved soon. Just like your dream..." Zhu Juntang tried to raise a chestnut.

"If you don't want to lose your language function, don't use me as an example." Liu Changan gently stroked the top of the baby girl's head, and the atmosphere of fatherly love and filial piety permeated the car.

"It's like I dreamed that I won the position of sect master. You are lonely and cold because you have lost your power. The sense of loss of power no longer makes your back look like a monkey king who has abdicated in the sunset. Watching the young monkey fight with others The female monkey..." Zhu Juntang carefully grasped Liu Changan's hand to prevent himself from suddenly snapping while paying attention to his words.

Liu Changan took a deep breath, he was a little concerned about Liu Yuewang, but because of the gap in IQ and EQ, it was difficult for him to lower his cognitive level to figure out some things about Liu Yuewang.

Zhu Juntang and Liu Yuewang can be called a pair of snakes and chickens. They can understand each other, and it is useful to listen to Zhu Juntang's opinion.

Through calm observation, Zhu Juntang confirmed that his father wanted to know his analysis of Liu Yuewang's conclusions. He was a little proud, and spread the quilt on him, and then lay down on the quilt again, with his hands folded in front of his chest, revealing that Zhuge baa Baa, come with the momentum of a spider.

"In this kind of dream, I felt a little guilty. But after waking up, the guilt disappeared, because I knew that it was just an illusory dream and had nothing to do with reality. You are not the lonely and cold back in the sunset at all. , but to suppress my Hundred Thousand Mountains."

"Looking at Professor Liu's current situation, the dream has affected her and she can't wait to interpret the dream, which means that most of her dreams reflect some kind of psychology, behavior, or even the experience she is in in reality. It's guilt. , Guilt, or shame? Or a sense of immorality in combination, which cannot be let go at all.”

Zhu Juntang's eyes rolled slowly, and gradually wrapped the small quilt around himself, forming a kind of protection, not looking at Liu Changan's face, and continued on his own, "I have to ask a fortune teller to tell the dream of immorality. Even if the fortune teller is a professional, she should say something cryptic or even distorted."

"It's like a patient often deceives a doctor in order to obtain a result that the doctor's diagnosis of his condition is more in line with what he hopes... Alas, so Professor Liu is just deceiving himself and others, and he is not smart at all. From this, it can be concluded that she is not Not smart enough to be my teacher, I don't have to take her class today."

Liu Changan raised her hand and put it down, as long as she doesn't weave him in, then there is nothing wrong with her spreading her thoughts here... If it weren't for her temperament that she can open a dyeing workshop with a little color, Liu Changan even wanted to nod her in approval analysis.

As for what exactly Professor Liu dreamed about, Liu Changan didn't want to analyze it, and he didn't want to know, so why care about other people's dreams?
Dreams often involve privacy, and it is immoral to spy on other people's privacy. Liu Changan has a noble character and does not do such things.

It's just that Liu Chang'an's heart, which is as firm and stable as the Himalayas, can't stand it even after finding out that Zhu Juntang's picture was poor.

Why is there such an incredible creature?

Why does she exist in this world?
How could she appear in this world?
The normal world shouldn't have such creatures at all, there must be something wrong with this world.

Feeling unwell, Zhu Juntang jumped off him again, asked the driver to stop, and then ran towards Liu Yuewang with his hands clapped.

Liu Changan looked at the time. The first class was almost over, so he didn't catch up. If she dared to miss the second class, he would personally make up for her until twelve o'clock tonight!
Zhu Juntang went to Liu Yuewang, of course not to say hello or anything.

Opportunities often fall from the sky, but few people look up to discover them. To seize opportunities and become a romantic figure created by the current situation, one must have keen observation and efficient action like Zhu Juntang.

According to the content of most people's dreams last night, Zhu Juntang was actually able to figure out Liu Yuewang's dream nine out of ten.

She didn't say it because she wanted to say it in front of Liu Chang'an, she suspected that Liu Yuewang's dream was something immoral like "Looking at Chang'an under the moon", the old man must be slapping him.

Now that he had guessed such information, it would be a shame for his wit if he didn't make use of it.

"Professor Liu, why are you here?" Zhu Juntang walked behind Liu Yuewang and patted her on the shoulder lightly.

Liu Yuewang glanced back and found that it was Zhu Juntang. She patted her chest and stood up. The panic in her eyes disappeared for a moment, and she hurriedly took out 200 yuan in cash from her bag and gave it to the fortune teller.

"You... let me tell you... hey, don't go, I haven't finished yet..."

Liu Yuewang hurriedly dragged Zhu Juntang to the side, and laughed a few times, "This is a feudal superstition, I was also curious for a while, so just ask."

"Did you have a dream last night?" Zhu Juntang looked Liu Yuewang up and down, as expected of a stunning beauty.

Today's Professor Liu seems to be absent-minded, he got up early to interpret his dreams, and naturally he didn't dress up meticulously.

But it is still like the spring scenery at this moment, quietly seductive, like a flower bud the size of a grain of rice hidden under the leaves, and the green leaves are opened to see the joy.

It's more like the gurgling spring water, without the coldness of winter mixed with ice and snow. When you reach out and touch some water, you will feel warm and moist. It makes people imagine the plump duck. You know that the water is warm, and the fish float in shallow water and taste the taste of it. Intoxicated by the beauty, I just want to plunge deeper and find the fun of the bottom... but those women who wear heavy makeup and wish that all their charms are piled up on the surface are incomparable.

It would be a pity that a woman like this was not included in the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect and became an important asset that Zhu Juntang used to control the Supreme Sect Master.

"Yeah... how do you know?" Liu Yuewang didn't deny it. There is nothing to be guilty of dreaming, and it is impossible for others to know what she dreamed.

"I chatted with An Nuan in the morning, and she also had a dream last night." Zhu Juntang's eyes rolled, revealing a little teasing, first provoking Liu Yuewang's guilty conscience, so that she would be a little flustered, so that she would not be so calm and calm ... After all, Liu Yuewang was able to guess the existence of Zhu Juntang's peerless password, so he had to use some thought to deal with it.

Zhu Juntang didn't chat with An Nuan, but An Nuan participated in the dream last night as a daughter-in-law, so she would naturally dream too.

What Professor Liu may be dreaming is an immoral dream, and it is even more impossible to communicate with An Nuan, so Zhu Juntang's lie will naturally not be exposed.

"She had a dream last night... how did you guess that I also had a dream?" Liu Yuewang was startled, is there any connection?

"Have you ever heard of baa-baa thinking?"

"No."

Zhu Juntang nodded, not everyone is as knowledgeable as himself, and only the bad old man can barely keep up with him, "Baa baa thinking, it's a group of sheep running freely on the green grassland, some of them eat Grass, some... Cough, that is to say, in a group of sheep, if one of them bleats and screams after being beaten by a dragon, the other sheep will also feel pain."

Liu Yuewang couldn't help but turn pale with shock, what... what did Zhu Juntang want to say?what does she know
Zhu Juntang paid attention to Liu Yuewang's expression. When he said this, Liu Yuewang's reaction was so big. Did she have experienced the influence of baa-baa thinking?For example, Liu Changan beat An Nuan, but Professor Liu was in pain.

This is probably the case... Since Liu Yuewang had such an experience, it would be easier for her to fall for her preconceived ideas.

Zhu Juntang looked as usual, and continued: "I can be sure that the dream you had last night was due to the influence of An Nuan's dream, and based on the principle of bleating thinking, you sensed her dream."

Liu Yuewang looked at Zhu Juntang's eyeballs rolling wildly, her face was ready to do something sinister and cunning, she knew that she probably had bad intentions, but at this time she couldn't deal with it calmly, she was guilty, she only hoped that Zhu Juntang would Can't guess the picture in my dream.

"There is no way around this. You and An Nuan both ate the nutrients given by Liu Changan, right?"

"Ah...that he gave me some face cream, which was originally applied on my face, but it always tasted delicious..." Liu Yuewang was very annoyed, it really had something to do with these things, but even if she knew what these things would bring Liu Yuewang couldn't refuse the influence of baa-baa thinking.

Which woman in her 20s and 30s can refuse the feeling of youth?Since taking Liu Chang'an's cream, Liu Yuewang felt that not only her heart, but also her appearance and skin... It's just that the age calculated by the date of birth on the ID card is still deceiving everyone.

"These nutrients come from extraordinary sources, and can make people who have used them gather together to form baa-baa thinking. Since you and An Nuan are a family, the natural influence is more obvious...It may even appear that Liu Changan and An Nuan are doing something, but you The situation can be felt." Zhu Juntang looked up at the sky, concealed the excitement and excitement in his heart, and sighed calmly, "This is too bad..."

Liu Yuewang supported the street lamp next to her, she felt blood rushing to her cheeks, her body was on the verge of falling, the shame made her bite her lips tightly, not daring to look at Zhu Juntang.

"Actually, this is not without a solution."

"Really?" Liu Yuewang raised her head in disbelief, this matter was mainly about shame, and there was also a little trouble, for example, after Liu Changan and An Nuan got married, they couldn't live with them.

It's not a big deal, like itching, it's bearable without scratching, but it's so comforting to scratch.

"As long as you find Liu Chang'an and propose to join Kyushu Fenglei Jianmen, we will be together, and I will naturally help you solve the problem." Zhu Juntang saw it poorly.

"What...what the hell?"

"Kyushu Fenglei Sword Gate. Liu Changan is the sect master. I am... I am now... Well, I will inherit the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Gate in the future. In short, you do as I say, and I will help you." Zhu Juntang revealed Only deal, don't show favoritism.

"Okay." Liu Yuewang had no choice, this problem had troubled her for a long time, if it could be solved... as long as the conditions were not too excessive, she would agree.

"After you join Kyushu Fengleijianmen, you must propose to Liu Chang'an that you want to be an elder. This is a position of high authority, on an equal footing with Qin Yanan." Zhu Juntang lowered his voice and looked in the direction of Lushan Peak.

Probably because Qin Yanan lives on such a high mountain, and has Liu Yuqi in his belly, his powerful influence has formed a strong sense of deterrence to Zhu Juntang.

Liu Yuewang nodded again and again, although she didn't quite understand it, but since Teacher Qin had participated in it, she wanted to understand it a little bit.

"As for becoming an elder, you are mine. In the future, there will be factional struggles and sect master disputes. Who should you support?"

"You!" Liu Yuewang said very kindly.

As the head of the Fenglei Sword Gate of Kyushu, who else should I give up?

Zhu Juntang put his hands on his hips and laughed, he is really a sinister and cunning villain who does all kinds of evil and does everything he can.

　Big chapters, various requests
　　
　
(End of this chapter)