I'm really immortal

Chapter 1083 Dead Wood Can't Be Carved
Zhu Juntang has comparative research on the history of the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, which originated from her reading "Looking for Qin Ji".

Therefore, I became interested in another book "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty" by the same author.

After flipping through it casually, I naturally have a certain understanding and thinking about the history of the Tang Dynasty.

Liu Yuewang gave her a class, which involved the historical and cultural knowledge of the Tang Dynasty, which was also the focus of her explanation.

"Why was Li Shimin able to kill Li Yuanba in Tiananmen Square, and finally forced Li Yuan to abdicate? It was because he had many accomplices. I personally recommended two new elders of Fengleijianmen in Kyushu. To me, it is like Kou Zhun and Xu Ziling. For Li Shimin." Zhu Juntang explained plainly why he wanted to further expand his strength.

Ever since he knew that Li Shimin kicked his father from the throne and became the emperor himself, Zhu Juntang took Li Shimin as a learning object.

Li Shimin later became Tian Khan, further expanding the power of Datang, and his historical status far surpassed his father Li Yuan, which is enough to prove how correct it is to drive his father away from his position.

Bai Hui blinked her eyes and saw that Liu Changan's trousers were a bit dirty, fearing that he would also dirty her beloved car, she unbuckled her seat belt, took a wet tissue and turned her head to wipe his trousers attentively.

She really wants to join Kyushu Fengleijianmen, but she is not very good at how to deal with Liu Changan, so she can only leave it to Zhu Juntang, so what Zhu Juntang said is messed up now, Bai Hui can only resist to correct it, so as not to interfere It was Zhu Juntang's persuasion effect.

It's really strange to think about it, most people can't reason with Liu Chang'an seriously, but it's Zhu Juntang's nonsense, but he can deal with Liu Chang'an.

Liu Changan was silent for a while.

When Zhu Juntang was about to speak again, Liu Changan decided to correct her... There is no way, education is to be swayed by what one sees and hears in daily life, seeing where she is, these wrong historical knowledge speaks out, and letting her play it will only lead to her failure Misperceptions form more and more stable memories, which cannot be corrected in the future.

"First, it was the change of Xuanwu Gate. Second, Li Yuanba is a fictitious character, and the historical prototype is Li Xuanba, and he was not killed by Li Shimin. Third, Kou Zhun was from the Song Dynasty. The protagonist, Kou Zhong, he and Xu Ziling are not under Li Shimin either!" Liu Changan stretched out his hand to grab Zhu Juntang's ear, and then let her go.

Zhu Juntang turned around and wanted to pounce on him and bite him, but Bai Hui's car didn't have enough space like her own, which severely limited her force.

Forget it, after all, it is important to do big things. Zhu Juntang temporarily wrote down this account, and was going to use the power of wind and thunder on the horns to contradict him after he became a fairy. Ball, maybe it can also cut off the threat of triplets and quadruplets.

Thinking of plots and tricks in his heart, Zhu Juntang felt a little more refreshed. The stupid Liu Chang'an didn't know anything about her ruthless strategy. He would not be able to react until the last moment when he was plotted to usurp the throne, just like Li Yuan. He stared dumbfounded at Li Shimin standing in front of him with Kou Zhun and Xu Ziling and said: Daddy, please leave this world to my child!
Bai Hui heard Zhu Juntang's eyes aim at some unknown place, and let out a malicious "hehe" laugh, she quickly pushed her, and continued to talk about business, but she didn't know what bad things to think about!
"In short, what you said is not important. What's important is this principle... You must see the essence through the surface. What you said is just the idiom of abandoning the basics and chasing the last, do you understand the idiom?"

"I don't understand." Liu Changan looked at her coldly.

"The synonym of abandoning the basics and chasing the last is to pursue the sword..."

Liu Changan couldn't bear it anymore, he opened the door and got out of the car.

Bai Hui quickly got out of the car, circled around, trotted to catch up, and pushed Liu Changan back. It was a matter of her joining the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect. Bai Hui couldn't do nothing... Even though Zhu Juntang said , after she joined, sometimes when she contributed, Bai Hui didn't quite understand, but she was a little shy, and there was anticipation born of curiosity.

"You want to compare me to Li Yuan, don't you?" Liu Changan sat back in the car and threatened Zhu Juntang first, "Li Yuan had 11 children before he raised his army, and later he gave birth to 30 more."

Zhu Juntang couldn't help but froze.

She had never heard of it!It seems that in this part of history, the bad old man is still better than himself.

One Liu Yiling has already made Zhu Juntang feel like an enemy... If there are thirty or forty younger sisters, they follow him in groups and yell "baa-baa" loudly at him, this scene is a bit happy to think about.

Some jumped on his head and pulled sheep dung balls, some yelled loudly in his ears, some hit his ass, and some rubbed on his legs...

No, no matter how happy he is, he can't let him have so many younger sisters. Zhu Juntang is keen to build a harem for him, mainly because it is difficult for him to have children, but it can distract him. Compete for the heir to the position of sect master!
However, this matter can be discussed in the long run. After all, it is not so easy for him to get so many daughters. The most urgent task is to let Zhu Juntang seek to usurp the throne.

Li Yuan has so many sons and daughters, what's the use in the end!No one can shake Li Shimin's position as emperor. Isn't Zhu Juntang not as good as Li Shimin?

Zhu Juntang still has this confidence.

"Today's point is that Bai Hui will join the Kyushu Fenglei Jianmen as the elder. As for the child you and Hui Hui will have in the future... Well, it will probably be called Liu Xiaobaizhu or something. Liu Xiaobaizhu will compete with me. I'll talk about it later." After figuring it out, Zhu Juntang resisted the intimidation brought by Liu Chang'an's crowd tactics.

"It's disgusting! I won't..." Bai Hui couldn't accept it at all, and raised her hands to press her blushing cheeks, "Whose child will be called Little White Pig?"

"Liu Xiaobaixiong!"

"do not want!"

"Liu Little Grasshopper! That's it."

"what!"

"Anyway, I want to be Liu Xiaocao's godmother."

"Of course godmother can... Ah, where is the fuss? Don't keep talking nonsense." Bai Hui clenched her small fist and beat Zhu Juntang's shoulder. Pure girls are always so shy when they talk about such topics. Unstoppable gesture, while sneaking a glance at his reaction.

"Wait." Liu Chang'an raised his hand to interrupt the topic they were talking about, "To join the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect, the most important thing is to have super powers. Bai Hui doesn't have any super powers."

"she……"

"The growth and development of body parts are in good condition...or excellent, which cannot be regarded as superpower. If this is considered superpower, then in the gym, if you only train the upper body but not legs, and only train the buttocks but not other positions, the body parts look like They are all well-developed, can they be considered as super powers?" Liu Changan prevented Zhu Juntang from talking about Baifen's obvious secondary sexual characteristics.

"I actually have superpowers." After Bai Hui finished speaking, she puffed up her cheeks, as if she was being forced to reveal her secret.

"What super power?" Zhu Juntang was very interested. Although the most important ability of everyone in the sect is to compete for favor, it is also a good thing to have other abilities.

Bai Hui took out her mobile phone and played a video of a TV series in which a person with supernatural powers uses his mind to control the interrogation and make others confide in information.

"I'm not that strong, but it's more or less okay." Bai Hui put the phone back on her chest, and at the same time used the movement of opening her clothes to distract him and lower his vigilance with the "super fierce" ability.

"If you have such abilities, no matter how strong or weak, I will consider you to have superpowers." Liu Changan sneered, brain control or mind control, he has only seen similar methods in Shangguan Dandan.

Shangguan stared at others lightly, showing the majesty in his eyes, thus taking other people's gifts, gifts and so on was not counted.

It refers to Shangguan Dandan's ability to let everyone enter the dreamland, but it is not the kind of ability to completely control others.

Zhu Juntang always wants Liu Changan to become a walking dead who only knows to love her, which also belongs to similar ability needs, but she obviously doesn't have it either.

White fennel has it?
Bai Hui, on the other hand, was full of confidence, looking out the window with her head held high, and then she chose a target to show her ability, "Handsome guy, can you tell me your mobile phone number?"

"200808230618."

"Okay, thank you, goodbye."

"Hahahaha..." Zhu Juntang couldn't help laughing, the pig-headed military strategist is the pig-headed military strategist, although he is not as witty as the Zhuge Baa-baa military strategist holding the spider, but he is a military strategist after all.

"She showed the ability to let others confide in information, and at the same time showed the ability to come and go as soon as she is called." After Zhu Juntang realized it, he quickly explained the superpower possessed by Bai Hui.

"Do you think I have a problem with my brain, or do you have a problem with your own brain?" Liu Changan folded his hands on his chest, looking at a pig and a sheep in disbelief, "You're fooling me like that?"

Bai Hui got off the driver's seat again, came to the rear compartment, raised her skirt and knelt on the back seat, clasped her hands together and bowed, her eyelashes fluttered and her eyes were like black rocks washed by water in the night, Moist and gloomy, "Master Sect Master, please, let me join Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect!"

wipe!Zhu Juntang's eyes lit up, and the little white pig finally came to his senses. The bad old man usually doesn't eat hard and soft, but when the soft and cute girl begs softly, he just eats it!
"Hey." Liu Changan sighed, thinking about the current Kyushu Fengleijianmen, the main executive force is actually himself and Li Hongfang, plus Qin Yanan and Shangguan Dandan who can occasionally play a role, the rest are nothing more than a group of playful creatures .

"彳行口巴i" Liu Changan drew a long tone, and at the same time pronounced the exclamation point into the letter "i" to express his reluctance.

Bai Hui raised her hands and patted the mat several times vigorously, her face beaming with joy and joy.

Zhu Juntang also straightened his body, and puffed up his cheeks, as if his whole body was a little swollen, indicating that the power of bleating had strengthened again.

"However, I can't be the elder of the Kyushu Fengleijianmen. Like Zhu Juntang, they are now in the ranks of the holy maiden protectors." Liu Changan gathered together the three guardians of "pigs, dogs, and sheep" for Zhou Dongdong.

"Okay!" Bai Hui nodded hastily. In this regard, she has no intention of fighting for power, unless there will be someone surnamed An in the future... no, if her good friend and the person named Cheng join in, Bai Hui will pay attention. Everyone's ranking or something.

It's not aimed at it, the main thing is that everyone is like this, and they don't care about the achievements of strangers, only people they know will care a little bit.

"However, Xiaotang, why are you a Dharma protector like me?" Bai Hui was puzzled, she thought that Zhu Juntang must be under one person and above ten thousand people, and when she usually sees her talking about Kyushu Fengleijianmen, she always seems to be confused. The position of deputy sect master seemed to be at his fingertips, and he would ride on Liu Chang'an's head at every turn to do his best.

"After I join the party, I will be a saint. Didn't you see that Yan Qingcheng has already written the application for me?" Zhu Juntang was a little embarrassed, and emphasized loudly, "From the beginning to the present, I can be said to have been promoted continuously. The third level, it can be said that there are three ups and downs, from ordinary helpers to intern helpers, he was expelled again, joined again and promoted to the saintess protector, and then to the protector... Hey, old man, I have become a protector, Don't forget!"

As Zhu Juntang said, she almost forgot, because her status was too noble, she often didn't care about titles and such false names, how could she know that she was almost demoted by Liu Changan again.

"Nothing." Liu Changan shook his head, "That time a wild boar crashed into Su Nanxiu's old Rolls-Royce Phantom, I took the wild boar away, and she asked me to pay for it. Wind and Thunder Sword Gate Saintess Guardian, I just called you Bamboo Guardian, but you are still just a Saintess Guardian.” (Volume Three, Chapter 262)
"Is that so?" Zhu Juntang couldn't remember clearly, as if before that, she was just a fat sheep?
"I said yes, and no." Liu Changan had to let her figure out that he still has the final say on the Kyushu Wind and Thunder Sword Gate.

Zhu Juntang was a little disapprovingly frustrated, it didn't matter, which of the big men who finally reached the top in the past dynasties didn't have the experience of climbing from the grassroots?
This is the qualifications that she can really climb to the top. Some so-called outstanding talents appear to be in a high position as soon as they are recruited, but they often stop here in their lifetime.

"Come on, I'm in class. If you skip class, you two will be expelled together."

"Wait, let me chat with the new guardian." Zhu Juntang poked Liu Changan away with his finger.

Liu Chang'an didn't believe that she sent her away just to escape, and walked towards the classroom exuding a strong self-confidence that dominated everything.

"I can't tell, you still begged for this trick!" Zhu Juntang smiled at Bai Hui.

Bai Hui thought that Zhu Juntang was going to skip class again, so she was shot while lying down, and she was expelled just now after trying to join. That is simply creating the shortest joining history in the school, right?

"I also had an idea. After all, you told me before that Liu Changan only takes this trick. If you want him to take the initiative to be considerate and understand girls, like licking a dog and arrange everything without anyone talking, that's not right. It's possible." Bai Hui was a little proud, feeling that she had made great progress, and had already given all the corners to... nothing.

"You've been like this for a long time! You've been like this for a long time, maybe there is a gestational sac bleating in your stomach." Zhu Juntang couldn't help sighing.

"What are you talking about? I just... I did this just to join the Nine Provinces Fenglei Sword Sect, not to get along with him. There are completely different differences here and there, understand?" Bai Hui hastily explained clearly , lest Zhu Juntang think that she is ready to stick out her tongue and lick it all the time.

"It's really rotten wood that can't be carved. Do you know the meaning of this saying? It means that your thinking is old, you will never get his carving, and you still want a gestational sac?" Zhu Juntang hit Baifen several times, and got out of the car , it seems that Baifen needs to be carefully trained to give birth to something like Liu Xiaocao, and let Liu Xiaocao bleat behind her ass.
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Do you think that the synonym of "sacrificing the basics and chasing the last" is to seek the sword without hesitation?Just bleat and be honest.

(End of this chapter)