I'm really immortal

Chapter 1090 Happy New Year's Eve

Zhou Dongdong was playing with a tablet computer, while Zhu Juntang, Shangguan Dandan, and Zhou Shuling were fighting the landlord. The four sat around the electric heating table, sitting on one side.

Originally, Zhu Juntang thought the slippers were very suspicious, but Shangguan Dandan called her to fight the landlord, so he temporarily put down the slippers, even though he was a bit suspicious that the slippers might be the same as canned lychees and other things, and they were the lifelong enemies of Baa Baa.

After all, she is a filial goddaughter and granddaughter, and a high-level colleague of Fengleijianmen of Kyushu, and it is her duty to play cards with Dan Dan, the deputy head of the sect.

"When playing cards, you must have a bet." Zhu Juntang said to the poor queen mother and the proprietress of the rice noodle shop very imposingly.

Shangguan Dandan's assets are only vending machines, electric cars, and TV sets that can be sold for some money, while Zhou Shuling only has an old rice noodle shop, shares in a new rice noodle shop under construction, and a run-down house.

"What's the bet?" Shangguan Dandan touched the collection code card in his sleeve pocket. Facing Zhu Juntang and Zhou Shuling, Shangguan Dandan did not underestimate the enemy. After all, Zhu Juntang can create countless rules out of thin air and steal cards to see. A formidable enemy with all cards.

"Hit the palm. If I lose, you can hit my palm or Dongdong's palm." Facing Zhu Juntang and Shangguan Dandan, Zhou Shuling felt that she had to fight with Zhou Dongdong before she was a little confident. .

Hearing his name, Zhou Dongdong looked up at his mother, raised his hands and let out a joyful "ow", indicating that although she was playing on a tablet computer, she could actively join everyone's games.

"Our bet is the land of Antarctica." Zhu Juntang said, how can playing with money or palms be so superficial?She is a top entrepreneur in the world, she should have a pattern and forward-looking.

The development of the nine continents and five oceans, that is, Antarctica, can attract Zhu Juntang's attention.

"Antarctica is included in the geography I learned in junior high school." Apart from this, Zhou Shuling has no impression or understanding of Antarctica.

"Okay, Antarctica is ours, but we haven't decided how to distribute it." Shangguan Dandan and Zhu Juntang had long planned to seize Antarctica and develop it.

After the two planned to grab Antarctica, they would launch an artificial sun or something to melt Antarctica completely, build the headquarters of Kyushu Fengleijianmen, and arrest one billion people there as slaves.

"Antarctica has a total of 1420 million square kilometers." Zhu Juntang looked up the information and waved his hand, "For the convenience of distribution, the three of us will take 1200 million square kilometers, and leave the remaining 220 million to others. "

"Okay." Zhou Shuling chuckled, anyway, she was just playing with them, even if they wanted to carve up the earth as a bet.

"Xiaoling, you have to play seriously. If you lose all of them, it will be very bad for you." Shangguan Dandan still takes care of his stupidest daughter-in-law, and everyone else is a ghost, "Although you didn't join Kyushu Fengleijian door, but Dongdong joined. The more land you occupy, the more important it is, and Liu Changan must like you more."

"Ah, what?" Zhou Shuling pinched her clothes and blushed.

Now it is not like before, when others make fun of her relationship with Liu Changan, she is embarrassed and nervous, fearing that it will affect the daily relationship and make Liu Changan feel like keeping a distance from her.

He doesn't seem to be like this at all. When faced with these ridicules and jokes, he doesn't even mean to explain,

Treating her as a family member every day always makes Zhou Shuling feel warm and slightly sweet in her heart. She only wants life to be like this forever, and she will never greedily covet more... She is already very happy.

Li Hongfang often claims that she is an ordinary and traditional woman like Zhou Shuling, but in fact only Zhou Shuling is such a woman. She does not pursue refinement, ritual, or so-called independence and self-realization. To her A warm life, ordinary and trivial daily life is the best life.

As long as this is the case, Zhou Shuling never thought of developing other emotional entanglements with Liu Changan.

Even if there are some ambiguous touches occasionally, they are quickly forgotten. I am not a little girl. When your fingers touch the palm of my hand, my face will blush and my heart will beat for a whole day.

"Liu Chang'an likes gold very much. Peering into his heart from this phenomenon shows that he actually values ​​resources more. What resources are more abundant and rich than a whole continent?" Zhu Juntang knew that Liu Chang'an was "Oolong Breaking Love" After the idiot emperor in "Guan Guan", he also paid attention to Liu He
Now as long as you search the Internet for information related to Liu He, it is basically about the tomb of Marquis Haihun, the piles of gold.

Zhu Juntang already had a plan to take away the gold from Haihunhou in the Provincial Museum next door.

This matter has to be done secretly, not to let parents know, otherwise she must be punished, but Zhu Juntang has to do it, father's is bleating, how can someone take it for himself and remain indifferent?
"Let's play cards first." Zhou Shuling took a deck of cards and shuffled them back and forth, whether to play or not, it was obviously three people playing, why did she keep talking about Liu Chang'an?I feel that such a topic will affect Zhou Shuling's poker skills. When flustered, nervous, or shy, who can play well?

"Anyway, Xiaoling, you have to work hard and let him puff puff puff you." Shangguan said indifferently, and didn't say much, and warned Zhu Juntang by the way: "Xiaotang, today's card game is very important, don't play tricks! We've got Antarctica, and then you can fight for the other 220 million square kilometers."

"Then can I steal cards and look at other people's cards?" Zhu Juntang paid a little attention to it. This rule added by Shangguan Dandan is a bit unreasonable, and it may slightly affect Zhu Juntang's card skills.

"Of course not!" Zhou Shuling said.

"It doesn't matter, as long as you use the rules reasonably to create this secret skill of the gambler." Zhu Juntang said disapprovingly, the current rules of fighting the landlord can't restrain Zhu Juntang, as the supreme of the baa baa universe, he can create and play at will. Bending the rules.

After finishing speaking, Zhu Juntang glanced at Zhou Shuling, thinking about whether to release water to Zhou Shuling properly... Zhou Shuling herself is a mountain top and cannot be won over, but if she can make Zhou Shuling take a neutral or friendly stance when she is fighting with the Qin family, it will be fine. Will suffice.

Zhou Shuling gave Zhu Juntang a better feeling in some aspects. For example, Zhou Shuling also had the Queen's Seal, but unlike Qin Yanan who hung it around his neck all day long, he dug it out to show off from time to time.

At the same time, because Dan Dan likes Zhou Shuling very much, in the card field assigned to Antarctica, Dan Dan will help Zhou Shuling, who is not very good at playing cards, and when An Nuan was there last time, Dan Dan didn't care about Zhu Juntang's use of various superb skills. card skills.

"The first one, I want to use the gambling saint's secret technique: first take away the big and small king..."

"Didn't it say you can't steal cards?"

"I didn't steal it, I just took it openly, so it's not a violation of the rules."

"Then the next dream game, I'll let you be a bare sheep, without a single dongdong beast..."

"No, I want a billion dongdong beasts... well, I won't use secret skills for the first one."

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Liu Changan was awakened by a shock.

Last night, I drank some wine with a few people, and I couldn't get rid of the suspicious image of Zhu Juntang holding the slippers that Yan Qingcheng gave him, so I didn't really want to go home.

There was nothing wrong with drinking or having sex.

Many people like to attribute the desire to indulge themselves to "alcohol", but isn't it actually just their own thinking?
Unless Liu Chang'an is framed, it is impossible for Liu Chang'an to have sex after drinking, and all gentlemen are like this.

The movement on the bed was still unsettling. He squinted his eyes and saw the lamb running in circles on the bed.

It was running, and suddenly stopped with all four hooves together, then bleated loudly, fell stiffly, and twitched a few times on purpose.

After a while, it bounced on the spot like a spring, then stretched its limbs in the air, and fell on the bed like a woolen blanket.

After a while, he stopped at Liu Changan's feet again, stretched out his head and sniffed his feet hesitantly, and immediately pretended to be stinking until his whole body trembled, and passed out unbearably.

"Zhu Juntang, if you don't go to the amusement park today, why are you so crazy early in the morning!" Liu Chang'an just wanted to shake the quilt now, and watch it bouncing between the floor and the ceiling.

"Meh, you made a lot of noise here last night!"

Seeing that he had woken up, the lamb got up, jumped onto his belly and stood there, looking down on him.

Hearing what it said, Liu Changan reached out and grabbed it.

The lamb struggled a few times, but Liu Changan accurately threw it into a vase in the corner of the room.

The body was stuck inside, leaving only one head exposed.

The lamb was stunned for a moment, and then he yelled angrily: "Old man, why are you so rude to your own baby!"

"That means you are not my baby." Liu Changan closed his eyes comfortably, probably he was able to endure the torment it gave him for a long time because of the spontaneous sense of comfort every time he tidied it up.

"If someone surnamed Cheng treats you like this, would you throw her into a vase too?" Xiaoyang didn't believe Liu Changan's words at all. If it wasn't his treasure, then this world shouldn't exist at all.

"First, her surname is Yan, and second, she's not as troublesome as you are!"

Taking advantage of it being restrained by the vase and being unable to move, Liu Changan took a blanket and threw it over to cover its head, got up and put on his pants and jacket...Although it was still an infant, it was not too young for a human being. Father wants to avoid.

The lamb shook its head to and fro, but couldn't get rid of the blanket, and then fell to the ground with the vase and rolled a few bones.

Only then did Liu Changan rescue it, and the lamb got up in a daze, and made a head-butt move towards him, but because of his dizziness, he missed his head at all, and hit the side of the bed directly.

"Ah..." The lamb lay on the edge of the bed aggrieved, kicking the edge of the bed with four hooves, sobbing silently, only thinking that this morning came to wake him up happily, it should have been a lovely morning for father and daughter , the result is not like that at all!

"I'm going to take Zhu Juntang out to play later, without the little fairy sheep." Liu Changan went to wash up after speaking.

The lamb quickly got up and hurried back to the room. After all, it will take time to transform, get dressed and arrange the appearance of hair and jewelry.

It's entirely possible for the old man to leave without waiting for her, he can do it!

After Zhu Juntang changed his clothes, he rushed to the door. He couldn't help but glanced at the design of his doll, Lamb, and praised the cuteness of the lamb doll and himself. Then he hurried to Liu Chang'an, but saw Zhongqing from He came out of the room.

"Qingqing." Zhu Juntang hooked his fingers towards Zhongqing.

"Miss San, good morning." Zhongqing smiled slightly. Zhu Juntang would usually call out "Qing" only when she wanted to use Zhongqing to do some bad things, or when she herself was rolled on the ground by Liu Changan and felt wronged and asked for help. Qing".

"When a woman like this comes out of the men's room in the morning, does she have breakfast by the way?" Zhu Juntang asked meaningfully.

"No, I gave him a light meal. Last night he said he drank wine and got up in the morning to eat something simple and light. I asked the kitchen to make him a fish porridge. I didn't drink it." Zhong Qing was slightly confused. He answered puzzledly, feeling that Zhu Juntang meant something, but he didn't understand it right away.

"Then have you had the porridge?" After Zhu Juntang finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing, "Ben baa baa is too dirty, what a dirty baa baa."

It was only then that Zhongqing realized what Zhu Juntang said, and she was a little unimaginably ashamed, and had to remind her: "Miss San, before you came to Junsha, although you were roughly the same as you are now, at least you never said such vulgar words. How can you... How can you not feel ashamed and laugh proudly?"

"Isn't it funny?" Zhu Juntang didn't care, "I learned it from your cousin."

Zhongqing let out a long breath. Out of the consideration of her family, of course she likes Bai Hui and Zhu Juntang to play together, but objectively speaking, she has not just discovered that Bai Hui and Zhu Juntang play together, and the two will degrade each other. The opponent's lower limit in all aspects.

"You can learn from her..." After Zhongqing finished speaking, she felt that Bai Hui had nothing for Zhu Juntang to learn from, but after thinking about it, there was still something, "Yes, you can see that Bai Hui is very pleasing in front of Zhu Juntang. Well, Liu Changan would never beat her, nor would he lift her up and throw her away, nor would he shave her hair off."

"Most people need to learn from others to become better, just because they are not yet at the top of the world. They need to improve and work hard to improve. The supreme being of the universe like me can only be the object of others' learning, and if I To learn from others, not only is there no benefit and practical significance, but you will lose your own uniqueness, which is not worth the loss." After Zhu Juntang finished speaking, he nodded and affirmed himself, and then asked thoughtfully: "You say, I am so familiar with you. Liu Changan said, can he agree that I don't have to study from now on?"

"If it is light, it will turn a deaf ear, if it is serious, it will beat you up." As the first person to see Liu Changan rolling Zhu Juntang on the ground, Zhongqing was very sure of this.

Zhu Juntang glanced at Liu Changan's room, temporarily gave up trying to persuade Liu Changan with such a point of view, and returned to the main point, "Last night, did any of you sleep with Liu Changan? Or slept together."

"No!" Zhong Qing raised his hand to touch his warm cheeks, if they slept together last night, would they be able to get up so early and leave his room?She will definitely be exhausted. Thinking about Liu Changan's physique and strength, this is the result... Miss San often said obscene and vulgar words, but in the end she lost slightly to Zhongsuke, who also had no actual combat experience but was much more mature. .

"A bunch of trash!" Zhu Juntang cursed.

It turned out that he didn't feel anything, but when Zhu Juntang scolded Zhongqing, he felt a little ashamed.

Surrounded by beauties, cups of wine were intertwined, under the ambiguous light, everyone's eyes were gentle, charming and seductive, but nothing happened around him, as if it was a bit of a failure.

Basically, it was the same level of shame as she once threw herself into his arms while drunk, but was knocked out by him. After this judgment, the sense of frustration and shame that Zhongqing suppressed in her heart was weakened a bit, after all Everyone is such a failure.

"I was fighting for Antarctica last night... Otherwise, if I participated in the plan, you still don't want to eat this piece of dragon meat?" Zhu Juntang was a little regretful, but also a little angry.

The bamboo family seems to be powerful, but except for Zhu Juntang, they are basically useless, which makes it difficult for Zhu Juntang to separate himself. He also wants to fight for the land of Antarctica with Dan Dan, and he also wants to help them plan to eat dragon meat.

As long as they didn't get involved, in front of Liu Chang'an, they would have no actual results except for performing tea tricks in front of Liu Chang'an.

"The next time there is such an opportunity, you can take advantage of the drunkenness and let him blindfold him to play a small game of judging which moon belongs to whom by hand. Who can resist this?" Zhu Juntang had to show the sheep's head The strength of the military division, just to mention it casually, is a masterpiece for them.

Zhongqing imagined himself, the third wife, and Li Hongfang begging for love together, and couldn't help being dumbfounded, covered his face and left, it was really terrible, the third lady has almost become a Japanese lady, otherwise who would have thought of such a trick ?
"Hahaha, this baa baa is so obscene that even a mature woman feels ashamed, so she ran away." Zhu Juntang put his hands on his hips, laughed a few times, and Yang Yang proudly went to find Liu Chang'an.

After Liu Changan finished his porridge, he went downstairs with his little tail.

"Where are we going to rape and plunder today?" Zhu Juntang bouncingly walked beside Liu Changan.

Liu Changan ignored her, just stood in front of the crossroads and stretched, his eyes passed over the statue of Huang Xing, and fell on the pedestrian street ahead.

Plaques are piled together like colorful building blocks, and there are various names of various snack and food shops, bringing together a sense of abundance and endless satisfaction.

People always feel that eating here is extremely satisfying... In fact, when most people go around, they will find that it is nothing more than the unified variety and taste of snack street all over the country.

"Let's go and rob the bank today. Dandan wants to rob the bank, but she is afraid that she will be caught and shot, and then burned in an ugly cremator. Let's demonstrate to her and grab a billion or eight billion." Dad took the initiative to take him out to play, and Zhu Juntang excitedly felt that he should do whatever he wanted. Children are like this, and they are afraid of everything when they follow Dad.

"puff……"

A man and a woman passed by, and the woman couldn't help laughing when she heard Zhu Juntang's words.

"What's so funny?" Liu Changan turned his head and asked with a frown.

"Ah...of course it's funny." The woman froze for a moment. This man was as tall and straight as a green pine on a cliff. .

Especially the kind of dominance and displeasure shown when being disobedient, which makes people feel that this is the domineering president temperament that girls like most, and it is definitely not something that can be deduced by the cowardly little fresh meat in idol dramas.

Do you think it is difficult to rob a bank or rob one billion eight hundred million?Liu Chang'an thought for a while, but he didn't bother to explain that only in the face of delusions and remarks that cannot be realized, is it appropriate to sneer.

So he took Zhu Juntang's hand and turned around. Just as he was about to leave, the woman said again: "Hey..."

"This is last year's Show style... I remember it was the first set of themes launched by Meline after he became the CDO of the brand... Oh my God, I didn't expect that some people in China would wear it. I searched many places and didn't look at it To the one who can feel better than you..." The woman was full of praise and boasted.

"roll."

"Hey, what did you say?" The man who was with the woman was already a little upset. The female partner showed surprise in front of other men.

"You go too."

"Did you hear that, you all go away." Zhu Juntang snapped his fingers.

The two bakers immediately sent the man and woman out of the square in front of the Baolong Center building. The owner had no problem driving the unwelcome passers-by away from his property.

"The little bourgeois taste is really intoxicating." Liu Changan was quite satisfied with Zhu Juntang's handling, nodded, and continued to pull Zhu Juntang forward.

"Wait." Zhu Juntang stopped suddenly.

"what happened?"

Liu Changan stood aside, because there was no class this morning, he was not in a hurry to do anything, let alone drag her to school, he planned to take Zhu Juntang to find the strange beast to play.

"You didn't buy your clothes yourself, did you?" Zhu Juntang knew Liu Chang'an quite well. When buying clothes, he only asked for comfort, cleanliness and fit, and he didn't pay any attention to the brand.

"Hmm. Qin Yanan probably bought it." Liu Changan looked at Zhu Juntang suspiciously, was she thinking about something again?So Liu Changan refused to confide another word.

"Sure enough, there is a problem." Zhu Juntang stroked the non-existent beard on his chin.

Liu Changan continued to walk forward.

"Qin Yanan, like Professor Liu, is a woman who likes to buy some brand-name clothes and bags. They will buy you this style of clothes to show that they care about you. They are gentle and virtuous wives who know how to be considerate of men."

Liu Chang'an vaguely sensed what Zhu Juntang was going to say, so he didn't want to talk to her, and he didn't even want to refute her inexplicably pulling Professor Liu in... How could Professor Liu think of buying clothes for him?Then An Nuan can't cut the clothes into strips?
"Then the pair of handmade slippers at your house has absolutely nothing to do with Professor Qin Yanan Liu." Zhu Juntang ruled out the two, "Dongdong mother is the most likely one, but yesterday when I was holding the slippers...dongdong Dong Ma didn’t respond. Generally speaking, if it was made by Dong Dong Ma, when I noticed the slippers, she would say something nervous and guilty: Ah, it’s just a pair of ordinary slippers. I think he just lacked a pair. I have nothing to do with such slippers, so I can make them casually... and so on."

"It's none of your business." Liu Chang'an felt that Zhu Juntang's analysis would lead to her finding the correct answer sooner or later.

Liu Changan suddenly became violent, either out of breath or with a guilty conscience, Zhu Juntang continued to analyze: "It can't be Dan Dan, Dan Dan just gestures there with a needle and thread, and after you get your idea, let you I can feel maternal love through her eyes... If she had to prick the soles of her shoes twice, she would say: I have no strength."

"It can't be my mother. My mother even wears shoes for her. I expect her to make a pair of handmade slippers? It's possible that she chopped off other people's legs and peeled them by hand to make you a shoe cover." Zhu Juntang ruled it out again. A suspect, "It's impossible for Zhongqing, she probably thinks that making such a pair of shoes will cause needles or calluses on her hands, and her rough fingers will not be able to play an excellent auxiliary function when she and you are screaming in the mountains... ..."

Liu Changan raised his hand and gave her a chestnut. If it wasn't for him on the street, he would have beaten her up. Whose daughter would talk about his father's private life?Or the kind of slander in every possible way.

"Ah... Bad old man, let me finish if you have the ability, and I will fight you hard later..." Zhu Juntang was gathering anger, because she was analyzing and analyzing, and felt that she was getting close to the truth.

"It's impossible for Li Hongfang. She will only find a pair of embroidered shoes in a tomb that is tens of thousands of years old. By the way... I'm going to take Li Hongfang to the provincial museum next door...nothing." Mr. Zhu Tang stopped just in time.

"What do you want to do?" Liu Chang'an felt that Zhu Juntang was [-] times more worrying than Zhou Dongdong, basically on the same level as Shangguan Dandan... Zhou Dongdong would throw away the lighter and hold the firecrackers in his hands at most when setting off firecrackers , You need to worry about such a level of finger injury.

What about Zhu Juntang?Where is Shangguan Dandan?These two people, together with Li Hongfang, who is lawless as soon as he has a backer, basically have the effect of being on the A-level arrest warrant at any time.

"It's nothing, that's not the point!" Zhu Juntang coughed lightly, "Then the only ones who can make small fresh gifts like handmade slippers are Baifen, An Nuanhe...the one whose surname is Cheng!"

"Baifen belongs to dark tea, that is, he does things secretly and wields a small hoe, but refuses to admit that he is a tea tea type. Just making handmade slippers for you is equivalent to Ming tea, and it is at the level of Mingqian Longjing. she won't do that...

As for An Nuan, when we re-established Kyushu Fenglei Jianmen last year, you wore Hanfu made by her, which was rough in workmanship and not as fine as the pair of slippers.When you went to An Nuan's house, the slippers she prepared for you, as well as her own co-branded shoes, all reflect her taste and aesthetic preference... It is decided that this pair of slippers cannot be given to you by her! "

After speaking, Zhu Juntang ran to Liu Changan and stared at Liu Changan with the eyes of Du Shiniang when she sank the treasure chest in anger. She felt palpitations and blood collapse, dizziness, and her body staggered back, almost turning into a lamb, and fell to the ground and fainted .
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