I'm really immortal

Liu Changan was sitting next to the electric heating table, Shangguan Dandan was drinking water, and the lamb was bouncing on the table.

In the center of the table is a pair of woolen underpants.

The little sheep is proud of Yangyang, walking around the woolen underwear arrogantly, walking around the woolen underwear with unrecognizable steps, sometimes pushing Liu Changan with the horns on his head, and sometimes raising his hoof, trying to climb onto his shoulders to stand.

Unable to stand firmly, he jumped down again and continued to circle around the woolen underwear, as if the world was focused on this.

"What's this?" Liu Changan brought up the woolen underwear, which has a very familiar feel and smell.

"I wanted to gather all the wool to make you a little padded jacket, but it was not enough, so I had to make woolen underwear." Lamb kicked the underwear with his little hoof, showing off proudly.

Liu Changan raised his hand and touched the lamb's back. It was no longer that soft and warm feeling. The wool was too short, and his body was a little cold. He was wearing a diaper behind his buttocks, and his hairless limbs looked thin and small, slightly raised. With his head down, his big dark eyes are full of pride, like a baby who just learned to poop by himself and wants to be praised by his father.

"Why do you do this?" Liu Changan pressed the woolen underwear again, which was more excessive than the mink fur underwear that Annuan wore.

Just pressing and pressing, the palm of my hand is warm and warm.

"Because I am Daddy's most precious baa-baa, so of course Daddy is also Baa-baa's baby, so I will be filial to you." The lamb opened his mouth, picked up the woolen underwear, and threw it in front of him a little.

Shangguan Dandan looked around as usual, observing all kinds of business opportunities that are fleeting in modern society. The big fairy sheep paced steadily, more like some kind of mysterious creature that ruled the world, only the little fairy sheep was alive and kicking.

It is impossible to wear this, just like the custom in some places, the hair cut off by the child's first shave will be kept as a souvenir or something.

Liu Changan turned into a sheep and walked out of the bedroom. The lamb jumped up and landed on its back, "Baa! Dan Dan, let's go to rough pills together."

"Then you...then you become the Great Immortal Sheep and I, Chuquwan." The lamb stomped on his chest, thinking of a funny idea, anyway, he had already transformed into the Great Immortal Sheep to play with it.

"No. You want something else to play." Liu Chang'an casually refused.

"The weather is fine today, I don't want to be angry with you." Da Xianyang said coldly, "If it's cloudy, you'll be beaten."

The 452-meter-high Baolong Center naturally did not collapse, but it smashed through the floor-to-ceiling windows facing the street, and the huge glass fell down. It was so frightened that it hurriedly yelled "Daddy" and fled back.

"Let's go to the bank and have a look." Shangguan Dandan seemed to just suggest it in passing, and didn't look very serious, so as not to make people think too much.

The big fairy sheep had already jumped over, protecting it under its body, and let the hard and sharp glass hit its back.

"Your skin is itchy, right?" Liu Changan imagined that he was going on a catwalk and being watched by this group of people below. Even with his skin's ability to resist pressure, he couldn't stand it.

"I want to call my mother, Zhongqing, Anhui and Li Hongfang to watch together!" The lamb was so excited that he slammed on the electric heating table with both hooves.

So the lamb bumped into the street lamps with its horns, jumped into the green belt to get in and out, kicked the cars on the side of the road, stepped on the floor tiles hard, and came to Baolong Center. Without hesitation, he crashed into the center of Baolong.

Liu Changan stared at her, Shangguan Dandan's bright pupils moved away little by little, only the whites of his eyes were left to meet his eyes, he looked like he saw through what Shangguan Dandan was going to do, he was so self-righteous, should he go to the bank to have a look? , does that mean the Queen Mother wants to take away an ATM?
She didn't think so at all, because the Queen Mother had never even used an ATM, so how could she be interested in this kind of thing?

"Who cut the wool for you?" It was ugly, it looked like electric clippers and scissors, and it was rare for such poor craftsmanship. Liu Changan found a place that looked uncomfortable, and said with a sullen face that he was not smiling.

But after all, it was the first time it made a gift by itself, and it still used its own wool. Due to his personal quality and self-cultivation, Liu Changan naturally couldn't express his disgust and was reluctantly willing to accept it.

"You can also call Xiaoling, Yaya and others to come."

A man went out with two sheep.

Just like when a woman loses the first time, she has a more casual relationship with her second boyfriend, and the same is true for a man. After he blooms, it is easy to bloom again, bright like summer flowers.

"You put it on for us to see, just like a lingerie model on a catwalk." Lamb pressed his hooves on the back of his hand and said expectantly.

Liu Changan folded his hands in front of his chest, staring at the lamb expressionlessly, seeing the lamb raising his head from time to time and howling "Chu Qu Wan", he was very annoyed, "All right."

The lamb quickly jumped up, jumped off the electric heating table, and ran around in the living room.

Anyone who has had a dog at home knows that small animals with poor brains are often so inexplicably excited and run around.

It didn't make a pair of woolen underwear out of wool and woolen cloth, but used a pair of men's underwear, and carefully glued the wool inside and out with glue.

With godmother and father behind him, the world has already been trampled under its feet!
It is more invincible than when mother and father are around, after all, the strength gap between mother and godmother is a bit big.

"Yeah. I have to follow you to take care of you, otherwise what will happen if others catch you and make them into a hot pot?" In fact, Shangguan Dandan wanted to lead them with a rope, but it is estimated that only the lamb is willing, and the big sheep might be willing. It's not good if you hit the queen mother with a big horn, and she flies up against it.

The lamb, who felt that he was already safe, regained his invincible mentality, raised his head and licked the big fairy sheep's chest, neck and cheeks.

"Meh!"

Shangguan Dandan looked at the scene of the father's love indifferently, she was not worried about the safety of the father and daughter, not to mention just smashing the glass, even if the two skyscrapers in Baolong Center fell together, it would not be a big deal.

It is conceivable what a frenzied and casual style it is. What Liu Changan wore in the primitive tribe tens of thousands of years ago is better than this stuff.

Shangguan Dandan hurriedly put the mat under the lamb's hooves to prevent it from knocking on the electric heating table.

"Daddy, I just wanted to rub it, but I couldn't control my strength." Xiao Yang crawled out from under Daddy's body, and after rolling his eyes, he thought of a reason to deal with Daddy's scolding.

The big fairy sheep lowered its head and smeared its head and face with saliva.

"You wear it! You wear it! You wear it!" The lamb fell on the electric heating table, kicked his chest with his limbs and hooves, raised his head and howled.

"You lick me too!" Da Xianyang's face was covered with his own saliva, and the little sheep acted like a baby loudly.

Mature women like to watch this kind of program, but Shangguan Dandan is just a little girl who hasn't grown up yet, so she doesn't like it, she just shows the moth as an example, and compared to the moth, these models are like chicks.

Except for Shangguan Dandan and Zhu Juntang, if this group of people were to show their underwear, it would be a bit interesting, but he can't be too casual now, after all, he has to set an example for the lamb, lest it follow suit.

"Daddy, when are the countries and governments on this earth asking me to be the head of the earth?" The lamb drooled, feeling that he already owned the whole world, so it was only natural for him to be the head of the earth.

Generally, people in a good mood don't pick and choose and find fault with others. I hope that Shangguan Dandan and Zhu Juntang have such common sense and know this.

"Zhongqing, she said that's how you cut it last time." Xiao Yang turned her head and looked around, "She also wanted to help me cut a heart shape on my buttocks, I suspect that she took this opportunity to vent her anger as a subordinate A kind of rebellious psychology, kicked her with my little hoof, and she gave up."

It was very rough, nothing compared to Yan Qingcheng's exquisite and meticulous handwork.

Although the electric warming table is placed upstairs, it is already Shangguan Dandan's favorite thing, so naturally he should cherish it.

Liu Changan pressed the corner of his mouth, frowned, and looked serious. This treacherous, scheming little baby is PUAing him again!
He couldn't be coaxed by such a little trick of it, forgetting its countless operations that made his heart burst and transform him in anger.

Shangguan Dandan found a video of a male underwear model on the TV, "Look, that's it."

Shangguan Dandan put down the thermos and came to break Liu Changan's hand, wanting to see his expression, but Liu Changan firmly refused to let her go. Seeing that she was annoying, he simply lifted her up and put her on the other side of the sofa.

Liu Changan returned to the room with the woolen underwear, looked carefully, shook his head with a smile, packed it in a plastic ziplock bag, and put it in the closet.

"How many of your subordinates don't want to take this opportunity to retaliate against you?" Liu Changan picked up the woolen underwear and looked at it.

"If you become the captain of the Earth, we can carve up the remaining continents." Shangguan Dandan said with great anticipation.

"Can you stop talking like crazy all day long?" Da Xianyang really couldn't stand the two most incomprehensible ones.

The people from the property management office were already attracted by the sound of the broken glass on the outer wall. Fortunately, there was a baker to deal with it, and Shangguan Dandan took the two sheep to another place for a stroll.

The big fairy sheep didn't care where it was going, and all its attention was focused on the overly lively lamb. It always felt that if I didn't stare at the lamb for a second, the lamb would jump into the street and be hit by a car, or be out of touch with ordinary people. What an unexpected surprise.

When Xiao Yang and Shangguan Dandan stopped together and stared intently at others operating the ATM, Da Xianyang realized that he was led into the bank.
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