I'm really immortal

Chapter 173 Dogs and Elephants

Liu Changan and An Nuan separated outside the Juyuan community, and bought a bottle of orange juice at a convenience store to drink. It was cold and slightly sour.

Compared with a glass bottle worth two yuan, a bottle of orange juice worth ten yuan seems a bit extravagant, so Liu Changan slowly chewed on the straw. his drink,

Liu Changan saw Han Zhizhi buying women's daily necessities in a convenience store. Han Zhizhi was a little embarrassed, but she didn't hide it. Instead, she pointed at the family planning supplies while the cashier was not paying attention.

Without buying, I walked out of the convenience store.

"I won't make an appointment." Liu Changan regretfully rejected Han Zhizhi.

"Bah, no wonder Nuan Nuan said that you tease her when you open your mouth!" Han Zhizhi scolded, "As a boy, you should cherish Nuan Nuan."

Liu Changan smiled, of course he knew what Han Zhizhi meant at the beginning, but he just felt that even if Han Zhizhi and An Nuan had a good relationship, it was not her turn to tell him such things, how inappropriate...

Maybe it's my own thinking or something serious?In fact, in the daily topics of today's boys and girls, these things are not taboo or shy.

"Okay." Liu Changan said perfunctorily, and looked up at the infertility billboard not far away.

"Let's go, bye." Han Zhizhi waved her hand, very chic and lively.

Birds of a feather flock together, Liu Changan thinks that Han Zhizhi should be a good girl, because An Nuan is.

But why do you feel that there seems to be pressure around you, or remind yourself that you should go further with An Nuan?
These things and related behaviors should go with the flow, Liu Changan thought so, suddenly felt a little ashamed, and speeded up to go home. Before the vegetable market was closed, he bought two pullets at a time, and went home for a while. Gulu stuffed it into the carriage and dedicated it to the Empress Dowager.

The empress dowager has something to eat, what will I have for dinner?

Liu Changan felt that in his long life, what to eat must be the question he considered the most. However, this question is also a very creative question, which can make people think of countless answers with great effort.

According to Liu Changan's experience, people who think about "what to eat" every day have better problem-solving ability and stronger decision-making ability.

I looked at the refrigerator, and there was rice left before going out in the freezer, so let's eat fried rice.

Fried rice should have been overnight rice, crushed into grains one by one, beat a raw egg in the unfried rice and stir evenly, and then fry it with lard that was boiled with ginger and garlic when frying, put it in the refrigerator The remaining vegetables are chopped and fried together. Finally, a poached egg is added. The fried rice is golden and fragrant, and the fried rice is qualified when the grains are rolled and not sticky.

After eating the fried rice, Liu Changan received a message from Zhou Shuling, asking him if he was back and asking him for help.

Liu Changan went upstairs. It turned out that the kindergarten had assigned homework, and Zhou Shuling couldn't do it. As a high school student who just graduated, Liu Changan was naturally a symbol of erudition and talent.

"The current kindergarten is really sick. Parents send their children to the kindergarten. Part of the reason must be that they don't have time to take care of their children, or they are too busy with work...the kindergarten also makes a lot of weird homework. Isn't this just looking for trouble for the parents? "Zhou Shuling said depressedly.

Zhou Dongdong nodded vigorously. Although he didn't fully understand, he felt that his mother was criticizing the kindergarten, which made Zhou Dongdong, who was often criticized in the kindergarten, agree very much.

"What homework is today?" Liu Changan asked.

"Vegetable and fruit transformation, will you do it?" Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Chang'an expectantly. Zhou Shuling knew that Zhou Dongdong was not a particularly smart child, but children also have self-esteem. The homework she gave in school If it is too bad, it will lose face. In fact, these homework is assigned to the parents, so Zhou Shuling has to take the responsibility of maintaining Zhou Dongdong's self-esteem.

"Is it using vegetables and fruits as materials to make some small animals or something?" Liu Changan analyzed.

"Why is there such a difficult homework?" Zhou Dongdong said angrily, sure that the whole class would not do it.

Zhou Dongdong's anger and opinions were of course ignored. Liu Changan went to her refrigerator to find two apples and a few small finger-sized carrots, which Zhou Shuling sometimes used for breakfast.

"Be a puppy." Liu Changan thought for a while and said.

"Okay, dogs are the cutest. I like dogs the most." Zhou Dongdong happily ran into the room and took out a puppy doll, but one ear was missing.

Seeing Liu Changan getting busy, Zhou Shuling smiled slightly, "Then I'll make you some supper."

In a more traditional and normal way of thinking, if someone asks someone for help, they will more or less have to return the favor. Liu Changan nodded and was not polite.

Liu Changan dug four holes in an apple, and Zhou Dongdong stuffed the apple flesh he dug out into his mouth. Then, under Liu Changan's command, he stuffed carrots into the holes, which was regarded as his participation.

The next step was to peel the remaining apple into the shape of a dog's head. While Liu Changan was peeling it, Zhou Dongdong picked up the peeled apple on the table and ate it, not wasting it at all.

"Okay, the apple will oxidize tomorrow, but that's okay." Liu Changan fixed the dog's head on the apple's body with a toothpick.

"Amazing, so cute." Zhou Shuling stepped out to take a look.

"This is the cutest dog in the world." Zhou Dongdong announced loudly.

Liu Changan watched cartoons with Zhou Dongdong for a while in the living room, and then went back after eating supper.

He went to coffin teaching as usual, and it seemed that after he found out last time, those who came to monitor him never appeared in the community again.

I don't know if the words I wrote on the telephone pole have any effect, but in short, if someone disagrees, Liu Chang'an will make an example of others. Since he has given himself a majestic nickname and no one cares, isn't it Very embarrassing?
The next morning, when Liu Changan got up and was about to go buy chicken, Zhou Dongdong actually got up too. You must know that he got up earlier than usual these days, after all, no one in the breakfast business was too late to sleep.

Zhou Dongdong was holding a long carrot in his hand, with two black beans studded in the thick end of the carrot.

"What is this?" Liu Changan asked.

"Elephant."

"Is this an elephant?" Liu Changan looked left and right while holding the carrot.

"This is the elephant's nose, and these are the elephant's eyes." Zhou Dongdong thought it was obvious, "Brother Chang'an, you idiot, don't even know elephants."

Liu Changan nodded, it turned out that this was an elephant caught by Zhou Dongdong, so it is normal that the body, limbs, and ears were all eaten.

"What about the dog?" Liu Chang'an remembered, this must have been some kind of vegetable and fruit transformation last night, probably Zhou Shuling helped Zhou Dongdong do it.

"The dog is gone." Zhou Dongdong said sadly, "The dog was put in the refrigerator, but it disappeared for some reason, and my mother said that I ate it."

"You didn't eat it, did it run away by itself?"

"Yeah, the dog ran away."

"It ran into your stomach."

"How do I know!"

Liu Chang'an stared at Zhou Dongdong, not knowing why she was being so assertive.

　Sorry, it was supposed to be the third shift last night, but I was so tired that I couldn't bear it after drinking coffee, so I got up in the middle of the night and started coding.

　　Ask for a monthly pass, Zhou Dongdong hasn't had a monthly pass for a long time.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)