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Chapter 206 The wise and the stupid
Chapter 206 The wise and the stupid
There were only three tables at the banquet at noon. Apart from the neighbors and Qin Yanan, Liu Changan naturally had no other relatives and friends who would come to drink and give presents. But Boss Lan unexpectedly called Liu Changan and asked about his college entrance examination results, saying that As expected, he is Professor Liu's son after all, and he did not disappoint. It is comforting that Professor Liu is in the spirit of heaven, and he and Liu Chang'an missed the academic achievements of Professor Liu back then. Boss Lan also asked Liu Chang'an University what he wanted to study Professionals.
She received some red envelopes, and Zhou Shuling also included 1000 yuan. She felt embarrassed that it was too little, but there was nothing she could do. She had just bought a house, and she still owed Liu Changan a large sum of money and many favors.
Of course Liu Changan didn't care.
After setting out the wine, Liu Changan packed all the leftovers in wooden barrels and put them at the gate of the community. Naturally, someone would come to collect the swill. The tables and stools were borrowed, cleaned and returned, and cleaned up all afternoon.
Of course Liu Chang'an wasn't tired, Qin Yanan didn't seem to have put in much mental effort, he drove back by himself, Zhou Shuling carried Zhou Dongdong back, and when Zhou Dongdong lit the fire, he burned a bunch of hair.
After a whole day of bustle and bustle, it was finally clear. After cleaning up, Liu Changan stood under the plane tree with a broom on his shoulders, listening to the sound of the wind stirring the leaves in the evening.
Liu Changan remembered that sentence again, loneliness is the normal state of life, after the excitement, after the hustle and bustle, after the contentment, there is always a feeling of silence.
Men are actually more likely to be lonely, which is determined on a physiological level. After a man excretes his desire, there will always be a period of emptiness, which is a strong proof that men are lonely creatures.
So in order to dispel this loneliness, men want more and more satisfaction, the more empty they are, the more they want to hunt, the more lonely they are, the more they like chasing.
Liu Changan put down his broom and looked at the sycamore tree above his head. Unfortunately, this sycamore tree was not strong enough. It would be great if there was a hole in the tree.
For humans in ancient times, tree holes were actually very natural habitats, even drier and more comfortable than shacks built on trees.
Liu Changan climbed up the tree, found a suitable branch to lean against, lay down, watched the quiet throbbing of the branches and leaves beside him, the evening gradually turned into late night, the night sky could not see the Milky Way and the moon, it was a bit monotonous and silence.
Liu Changan jumped down from the tree and stretched his waist. It is said that human beings have a similar sense of intimacy with the cave as "mother", but it does not mean that human beings will still pursue all the feelings of life in ancient times, such as lying on the tree for a long time. It just doesn't feel comfortable in bed.
Liu Changan walked towards the armored transport vehicle, he naturally wanted to disturb Shangguan Dandan when he was free.
"Dandan, is it so comfortable to lie in a coffin?" Liu Changan understood that he could not understand Shangguan Dandan's behavior.
A person who has lived for a long enough time can see that nothing is new anymore, and he looks like he knows everything in his chest. This is a normal thing, because he has experienced it and understood it, but the life in Shangguan Dandan's state of existence , it was the first time he saw her, and it was only natural that he couldn't imagine her feelings and moods.
"Haven't you already come out to get sanitary napkins?" Liu Chang'an asked uncertainly, "Since you have come out, don't you want to see what the world will look like after 2000 and what changes the world will have? ?”
Liu Changan waited for 5 minutes.
There is no answer.
Liu Chang'an could only continue to ask himself: "Well, I can understand if you don't want to tell me about your own affairs, so what about Qin Yanan? The little girl who caressed your coffin as strong as a turtle shell today, She seems to have some common experience with you or your coffin, she can feel some scenes by touching the coffin like me, do you know what she felt?"
Still no answer.
"Don't force me to use my trump card." Liu Chang'an never minded bullying little girls. For example, Zhou Dongdong had a "brother Chang'an" who always bullied him in his childhood.
Shangguan Dandan didn't even tell him to shut up.
"If you don't answer me, I won't give you the little hen tomorrow." Liu Changan felt that the most powerful force in this world is habit.
Shangguan Dandan was used to having a pullet every day, and it must be very hard for her to lose it suddenly.
The little hen's threat did not make Shangguan Dandan compromise.
"Farewell, little sister."
Shangguan Dandan's real name is almost impossible to be verified by people. The records about her in the history books are often just a few words such as "Queen", "Empress Dowager", "Great Empress Dowager", etc. As for her real name It is difficult to confirm the name unless a few other tombs similar to Haihunhou are dug.
Only Liu Changan knew that her name was Shangguan Dandan, and "little sister" was her nickname in the TV drama, Liu Changan called her casually, so she would be very confused.
Liu Chang'an didn't pay too much attention to Shangguan's indifferent and self-enclosed posture. The waves of time are like waves in the water, and the shallow waves don't make people feel ups and downs. Years, 100 years, so what?There is no second person in this world who can be more patient than Liu Chang'an.
The next morning, instead of buying pullets, Liu Changan drove the armored transport vehicle back under the plane tree, and then dug a deep pit next to it.
Liu Changan originally planned to dig this pit more than one meter deep, but considering that the possibility of a stupid child like Zhou Dongdong being loaded into it was too great, he had to give up this plan and dig a shallower one. Zhou Dongdong If you fall into it, you will only be beaten by Zhou Shuling.
Liu Changan bought loach and raised it in the pit. He stopped feeding Shangguan Dandan pullets, but he was still a little unwilling to let the coffin absorb the vitality and blood of the surrounding life. You can judge Shangguan Dandan's condition by observing the loach. degree of need.
If she is too hungry and thirsty, Liu Changan will still give it to the little hen. Although it is the "God of Reaper", this is the "retirement place of the God of Reaper". Generally, no matter how cruel the god is, he still has a little desire to protect his own territory.
What's more, I have always been gentle and kind, and my whole body exudes the radiance of peace, uprightness, gentleness, kindness, benevolence and universal love.
After Liu Changan dug the puddle, he went back to get the small bench burned by Zhou Dongdong yesterday, and prepared to repair it. He didn't think so at first, but since he told Zhou Dongdong, if he didn't repair it, Zhou Dongdong would probably do it again. Remind him to fix it.
Zhou Dongdong got up in the morning, went downstairs to play, saw another puddle next to the transport truck, and ran over happily to see if there was any loach in it, one fell into the water without holding his legs pit.
Liu Changan listened to the movement, took out the small bench, and looked at Zhou Dongdong with great satisfaction. This depth is designed for you. If you don't fall into the pit, doesn't it prove that Brother Changan is not wise enough to do too much?
(End of this chapter)
There were only three tables at the banquet at noon. Apart from the neighbors and Qin Yanan, Liu Changan naturally had no other relatives and friends who would come to drink and give presents. But Boss Lan unexpectedly called Liu Changan and asked about his college entrance examination results, saying that As expected, he is Professor Liu's son after all, and he did not disappoint. It is comforting that Professor Liu is in the spirit of heaven, and he and Liu Chang'an missed the academic achievements of Professor Liu back then. Boss Lan also asked Liu Chang'an University what he wanted to study Professionals.
She received some red envelopes, and Zhou Shuling also included 1000 yuan. She felt embarrassed that it was too little, but there was nothing she could do. She had just bought a house, and she still owed Liu Changan a large sum of money and many favors.
Of course Liu Changan didn't care.
After setting out the wine, Liu Changan packed all the leftovers in wooden barrels and put them at the gate of the community. Naturally, someone would come to collect the swill. The tables and stools were borrowed, cleaned and returned, and cleaned up all afternoon.
Of course Liu Chang'an wasn't tired, Qin Yanan didn't seem to have put in much mental effort, he drove back by himself, Zhou Shuling carried Zhou Dongdong back, and when Zhou Dongdong lit the fire, he burned a bunch of hair.
After a whole day of bustle and bustle, it was finally clear. After cleaning up, Liu Changan stood under the plane tree with a broom on his shoulders, listening to the sound of the wind stirring the leaves in the evening.
Liu Changan remembered that sentence again, loneliness is the normal state of life, after the excitement, after the hustle and bustle, after the contentment, there is always a feeling of silence.
Men are actually more likely to be lonely, which is determined on a physiological level. After a man excretes his desire, there will always be a period of emptiness, which is a strong proof that men are lonely creatures.
So in order to dispel this loneliness, men want more and more satisfaction, the more empty they are, the more they want to hunt, the more lonely they are, the more they like chasing.
Liu Changan put down his broom and looked at the sycamore tree above his head. Unfortunately, this sycamore tree was not strong enough. It would be great if there was a hole in the tree.
For humans in ancient times, tree holes were actually very natural habitats, even drier and more comfortable than shacks built on trees.
Liu Changan climbed up the tree, found a suitable branch to lean against, lay down, watched the quiet throbbing of the branches and leaves beside him, the evening gradually turned into late night, the night sky could not see the Milky Way and the moon, it was a bit monotonous and silence.
Liu Changan jumped down from the tree and stretched his waist. It is said that human beings have a similar sense of intimacy with the cave as "mother", but it does not mean that human beings will still pursue all the feelings of life in ancient times, such as lying on the tree for a long time. It just doesn't feel comfortable in bed.
Liu Changan walked towards the armored transport vehicle, he naturally wanted to disturb Shangguan Dandan when he was free.
"Dandan, is it so comfortable to lie in a coffin?" Liu Changan understood that he could not understand Shangguan Dandan's behavior.
A person who has lived for a long enough time can see that nothing is new anymore, and he looks like he knows everything in his chest. This is a normal thing, because he has experienced it and understood it, but the life in Shangguan Dandan's state of existence , it was the first time he saw her, and it was only natural that he couldn't imagine her feelings and moods.
"Haven't you already come out to get sanitary napkins?" Liu Chang'an asked uncertainly, "Since you have come out, don't you want to see what the world will look like after 2000 and what changes the world will have? ?”
Liu Changan waited for 5 minutes.
There is no answer.
Liu Chang'an could only continue to ask himself: "Well, I can understand if you don't want to tell me about your own affairs, so what about Qin Yanan? The little girl who caressed your coffin as strong as a turtle shell today, She seems to have some common experience with you or your coffin, she can feel some scenes by touching the coffin like me, do you know what she felt?"
Still no answer.
"Don't force me to use my trump card." Liu Chang'an never minded bullying little girls. For example, Zhou Dongdong had a "brother Chang'an" who always bullied him in his childhood.
Shangguan Dandan didn't even tell him to shut up.
"If you don't answer me, I won't give you the little hen tomorrow." Liu Changan felt that the most powerful force in this world is habit.
Shangguan Dandan was used to having a pullet every day, and it must be very hard for her to lose it suddenly.
The little hen's threat did not make Shangguan Dandan compromise.
"Farewell, little sister."
Shangguan Dandan's real name is almost impossible to be verified by people. The records about her in the history books are often just a few words such as "Queen", "Empress Dowager", "Great Empress Dowager", etc. As for her real name It is difficult to confirm the name unless a few other tombs similar to Haihunhou are dug.
Only Liu Changan knew that her name was Shangguan Dandan, and "little sister" was her nickname in the TV drama, Liu Changan called her casually, so she would be very confused.
Liu Chang'an didn't pay too much attention to Shangguan's indifferent and self-enclosed posture. The waves of time are like waves in the water, and the shallow waves don't make people feel ups and downs. Years, 100 years, so what?There is no second person in this world who can be more patient than Liu Chang'an.
The next morning, instead of buying pullets, Liu Changan drove the armored transport vehicle back under the plane tree, and then dug a deep pit next to it.
Liu Changan originally planned to dig this pit more than one meter deep, but considering that the possibility of a stupid child like Zhou Dongdong being loaded into it was too great, he had to give up this plan and dig a shallower one. Zhou Dongdong If you fall into it, you will only be beaten by Zhou Shuling.
Liu Changan bought loach and raised it in the pit. He stopped feeding Shangguan Dandan pullets, but he was still a little unwilling to let the coffin absorb the vitality and blood of the surrounding life. You can judge Shangguan Dandan's condition by observing the loach. degree of need.
If she is too hungry and thirsty, Liu Changan will still give it to the little hen. Although it is the "God of Reaper", this is the "retirement place of the God of Reaper". Generally, no matter how cruel the god is, he still has a little desire to protect his own territory.
What's more, I have always been gentle and kind, and my whole body exudes the radiance of peace, uprightness, gentleness, kindness, benevolence and universal love.
After Liu Changan dug the puddle, he went back to get the small bench burned by Zhou Dongdong yesterday, and prepared to repair it. He didn't think so at first, but since he told Zhou Dongdong, if he didn't repair it, Zhou Dongdong would probably do it again. Remind him to fix it.
Zhou Dongdong got up in the morning, went downstairs to play, saw another puddle next to the transport truck, and ran over happily to see if there was any loach in it, one fell into the water without holding his legs pit.
Liu Changan listened to the movement, took out the small bench, and looked at Zhou Dongdong with great satisfaction. This depth is designed for you. If you don't fall into the pit, doesn't it prove that Brother Changan is not wise enough to do too much?
(End of this chapter)
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