I'm really immortal

Chapter 231 The Stupid Child and the Nine Dragons Pulling the Coffin (5000 words large chapter)

Registration for the Junsha Public Primary School has already started. Parents only need to prepare materials as required to register. However, there are still queues at the gates of many primary schools overnight.

Pity the parents of the world.

It's just that the times have changed, and the handling and response to many things have also changed, but the hearts and ideas of the older generation have not kept up with the times.

For example, the primary school registration in Junsha now adopts online pre-registration and on-site registration confirmation. The education department has repeatedly emphasized and confirmed that school-age children in the school district will be enrolled, and the scheduling is also randomly generated by computer. Some parents still think I queue up all night. Then you must give me the best priority, otherwise you will prepare the whole family to make trouble.

There are also some people with impure purposes spreading information about the upper limit of places, the saturation of the first grade, the signing of real estate developers, etc., which caused the emotional tension of the parents who signed up.

Zhou Shuling has already signed up online. The first-year primary school freshmen sign up for categories such as "household with house, house with no house, house without house, house without house" and other types. Zhou Dongdong's account has always been here, and now he also buys After buying the house, the transfer procedures were completed, and the registration went smoothly, but Zhou Shuling still felt unstable, so she went to a private elementary school with a good reputation and very popular to try to register.

Enrollment in private elementary schools does not guarantee that everyone can enroll. Entrance examinations for elementary school students are mandatory. It is no surprise that Zhou Dongdong's child was happily eliminated in the entrance examination.

"You're really free." Liu Changan carried the dishes and listened to Zhou Shuling's complaints about how difficult it was to go to primary school.

"I can go to the first grade when I grow up!" Zhou Dongdong happily carried his empty schoolbag.

"Why don't you go back into my stomach when you grow up? I want to give birth to a new one." Zhou Shuling hated the sympathetic look at her from the primary school teacher who was in charge of the entrance examination. Naturally, she was proud and disdainful at the time, but when she returned I will definitely beat Zhou Dongdong in the future.

"You don't have a husband anymore, how did you give birth?" Zhou Dongdong asked curiously but a little at ease, "Will I still be so powerful if I am born again?"

"What's so great about you?" Liu Chang'an couldn't tell at all, "Eating three bowls at a meal is your best ability, right?"

"Yes!"

"That pig can eat as much as a bathtub in one meal. The pig is much better than you."

"Really!" Zhou Dongdong's eyes widened in disbelief.

Zhou Shuling sighed, "Today, other children have talent shows, singing, dancing, cross talk, painting, harmonica, etc... I asked her to perform and dance, but she forgot when she stood on the stage and took it out of her pocket." Take out two jujubes and tell the teacher that she wants to perform and eat two jujubes at the same time."

"I've been waiting for so long, I'm hungry..." Zhou Dongdong reached out his hand to take out the small pockets on both sides. He had eaten all the dates. When he was hungry, his mind could only think of food-related things. Isn't it natural?

"This won't work." Liu Changan shook his head at Zhou Shuling, "It's dangerous to eat two jujubes at the same time, Zhou Dongdong, you have to eat two steamed buns at the same time next time you perform."

"I really like this kind of performance!"

Zhou Shuling beat Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong angrily.

Back home, Zhou Shuling told Liu Changan not to fire, took the vegetables Liu Changan bought, and prepared to go to the kitchen.

Of course, Zhou Shuling can't really only cook crayfish, she just likes to eat crayfish, so the supper is basically crayfish.

During the meal, Zhou Dongdong moved a washbasin to hold the rice. Wanting to prove himself, he was scolded by Zhou Shuling, so he had to eat three bowls to let it go, and felt that he was not good at all.

Liu Changan saw packed boxes in the living room. Zhou Shuling said they were winter clothes, so they packed them first.

Liu Changan received 50 yuan, and then helped move Zhou Shuling and Zhou Dongdong's winter clothes upstairs. After reading the almanac, tomorrow will be a good day, and they made an appointment to move too much tomorrow.

Zhou Shuling really wanted to say that there is no man in the family, and it was lucky to meet Liu Chang'an, but seeing that Liu Chang'an was no longer the youthful boy he first met, he couldn't say that, after all, he was an adult, so it was inevitable to say that It's kind of ambiguous, everyone gets along well, so you still have to be careful not to be embarrassed, so that he doesn't hide something.

"Brother Chang'an, we moved upstairs, so you will move here?" Zhou Dongdong asked expectantly.

Liu Changan thought about it and nodded.

"Then I'll jump around the room in the future, come and play with me if you hear it!"

"I'll beat you up when I come up."

"I hid under the bed."

"Then you will be beaten by your mother."

"Why are you hitting me!"

"Yeah, so pitiful."

Zhou Dongdong thought for a while, sniffed his nose, and hummed twice as if he felt that he was crying pitifully, but Zhou Dongdong was not really afraid, because Brother Chang'an only talked, except for patting buttocks. , Zhou Dongdong, who never really beat like his mother, screamed.

Zhou Shuling squeezed three glasses of juice, and Zhou Dongdong immediately sat on a small bench holding the juice and drank it quietly.

"Give me 200 yuan, and I'll treat someone to dinner, and help you finish Zhou Dongdong's study." Liu Changan shook his head as he watched Zhou Dongdong's concentration on drinking juice.

"Okay!" Zhou Shuling was very pleasantly surprised. Although I always thought that those who can do things like elementary school degrees are extremely powerful people, Liu Changan, a high school student, can get it done with 200 yuan?Ordinary people will definitely find it unbelievable. If it is true, there are many people who are willing to pay 20 yuan or 200 yuan. But a high school student, [-] yuan, no one will believe it except Zhou Shuling.

Zhou Shuling immediately sent a red envelope to Liu Changan, sitting upright, with her hands on her knees, watching Liu Changan receive the red envelope expectantly.

Liu Changan called Qin Yanan.

It took a while for the phone to connect.

"Cousin." Liu Changan's attitude is very correct, after all, he is asking for help, "Zhou Dongdong is going to primary school, please can you find the best school near our community, the key is to say hello to the teacher, I hope it is a Gentle and patient, the kind of class teacher who won't treat students with poor grades badly."

There was no sound from the phone.

Liu Changan was wondering when he heard the reply, "Okay."

The voice was relatively low, and it was hard to hear if there was any emotion, but it was obviously a little different from the usual Qin Yanan.

"You like Zhou Dongdong very much?" Qin Yanan still asked in a very low voice.

"I think a stupid child needs more love and care, which is the meaning of social fairness. She can still educate her well, and she can't give up so early."

"I'm witty..." Zhou Dongdong finished his juice and subconsciously retorted when he heard the words "stupid child", but Zhou Shuling immediately covered his mouth to stop her from disturbing Liu Changan's phone call. Nervously looking forward to something.

"Okay, please send me her name and the ID number on the account book."

Liu Changan signaled to Zhou Shuling, Zhou Shuling quickly took out the account book from the bag on the sofa, and Liu Changan read the number to Qin Yanan.

"Okay, wait for my good news." Qin Yanan was about to hang up the phone.

"I invite you to dinner, and I cook."

"it is good."

When Liu Changan hung up the phone, his mood was slightly affected. People are always the most susceptible to the influence of habits. He was used to Qin Yanan's tone and emotions when talking to him. Now her change has actually affected Liu Changan... It seems that I still have some It's easy to blend the feelings of Qin Yanan and Ye Sijin together in a trance, otherwise Liu Chang'an would not notice the attitude of ordinary people at all.

What's going on?Liu Changan put down his phone and drank the juice.

"That's it?" Zhou Shuling hugged Zhou Dongdong with great effort.

"No problem, she knows people from the education department. I found a nearby elementary school, which is convenient for her to go to and from get out of class."

Zhou Dongdong opened his mouth and looked at Liu Changan blankly, "I'm going to be locked up in elementary school!"

Liu Changan continued to nod.

How can this be?Mingming failed to sign up, and Mingming’s mother said she was going to stuff her back into her stomach, and Mingming wanted to wait until she grew up to go to elementary school, and she was already looking forward to sitting on a small bench under the sycamore tree and feeding the loach to grow up Why did her beautiful child suddenly change?

Childhood is so hard.

Liu Changan went downstairs after drinking the juice, packed up his things, and planned to move upstairs after moving Zhou Shuling tomorrow, depending on the situation.

His things are mainly a few sets of clothes, some daily appliances, kitchen utensils, etc., and the rest are books accumulated over time.

After tidying up these things, it was already midnight, Liu Changan walked out of the room, looked around, and felt that both Mrs. Carnstein and the third wife seemed to have stopped for a while.

At least it feels like there is no follow-up in the community. It seems that the words I wrote on the telephone pole must have played a role.

Maybe it was other reasons, but Liu Changan didn't really care about it.

He went to check in the carriage as usual, and the coffin looked upright and peaceful now, not as full of ghost stories as it was at the beginning. It was safe if it was not given to the little hen, but it was also safe if it was given to the little hen. It still eats and looks good, but it also has a bit of the reservedness of the master of the harem.

"Dan Dan, something happened last night, which made me confirm the magic of this coffin." Liu Chang'an exclaimed softly, "Have you heard the story of the coffin being pulled by Nine Dragons?"

Naturally, Shangguan Dandan had never heard of it.

"Life is the greatest miracle in the world. In the vast universe and the endless starry sky, many people speculate that the earth may be the only source of life... By the way, on June [-], [-], outside the International Space Station, the cold In the universe that coexists with darkness, the nine giants are motionless, as if they have been there since ancient times, making people feel the endless desolation and eternity, and they are actually nine dragon corpses!"

"It's no different from the dragons in myths and legends."

"Each dragon corpse is 20 meters long, and at the end is bound with a black iron rope as thick as a bowl, leading to the dark cosmic space behind the nine dragon corpses, where a [-]-meter-long mouth hangs silently. bronze coffin."

Liu Changan paused for a moment when he said this, "Of course, I know that your coffin does not have nine dragons to pull it, although in terms of your status and the story of the emperor beheading the dragon in our traditional culture, there are nine dragons to pull it for you." It cannot be said that the status does not match, but the key is based on my experience, it is a pity that there are no dragons in myths and legends on our earth."

Liu Changan gently stroked the painted painting on the coffin. The dragon pattern on it was simple and exaggerated, giving it a certain momentum.

"Okay, let's continue with the story of Nine Dragons pulling the coffin... The huge bronze coffin is simple and unpretentious, with some vague ancient patterns on it, full of the vicissitudes of time, and I don't know how many years it has been floating in the universe..."

Liu Changan stopped after finishing Chapter 1 of this novel, "Okay, let's talk about political science next. For you, political science is a compulsory subject. Karl Marx said that philosophers just use different The problem is to explain the world in a way, but the problem is to change the world... So this is why Marx is the top philosopher, while other philosophers are probably a grade lower..."

"You tell the story of the Nine Dragons pulling the coffin..."

After a month, Shangguan's dull voice finally rang again in the carriage.

"Then tell me what is going on with this coffin first, and don't fool me. It may be related to the ritual of conjuring and burying souls, but it is definitely not that it can absorb blood and vitality, or even make other people's flesh and blood inhumane." Corruption, the reason for reshaping life." Liu Changan did not expect that his sudden inspiration would really arouse Shangguan Dandan's curiosity and desire to listen to the story.

Little girls love to listen to stories.

Shangguan Dandan must know a little more about coffins than Liu Changan, but it is probably impossible to know all of them. The story of using a Nine Dragons to pull coffins will naturally arouse her associations.

"This is my baby."

"Your baby? A coffin has become your baby? It's the kind of baby that I call you, do you dare to agree? By the way, I haven't told you about Journey to the West. This coffin is the kind used by gods." baby?"

Shangguan Dandan didn't speak any more, Liu Changan was not surprised, but was a bit regretful.

Then, of course, I will not tell her the story of Nine Dragons pulling the coffin again. Liu Changan continued to talk about politics: "If everyone can get what they want, then maybe there will be no so-called politics in this world. People have too much interest in politics." There are so many different understandings, but no matter which one you prefer, you must admit that the birth of politics is to put forward some words to explain to people why their own Choices and practices are justified while others are not, and politics can be a set of rhetoric about individual or collective interests...”

Things about politics are naturally not as interesting as the story of Jiulong pulling the coffin. Shangguan Dandan didn't interrupt him again, let alone ask him to continue talking when he stopped.

Liu Changan himself was inspired. This coffin is naturally not the one that was pulled in Jiulong, but maybe there are some similarities?
So Liu Changan went to read novels. It is a very comfortable thing to read some online novels before going to bed. Reading a little every day is good for keeping your mind active and your body and mind happy.

After leaving the stall the next day, Liu Changan, who was charged 50 yuan for the moving fee, changed into a big vest and big pants, and put a towel on his shoulders to move Zhou Shuling.

Zhou Dongdong carried her string of firecrackers tied with broken firecrackers with cotton thread, packed her toy chickens and the like in her schoolbag, and helped with the work.

Liu Changan carried the bed first, and Zhou Shuling wanted to give her a hand, but Liu Changan held him aside and did not move. He was stunned to see Liu Changan carrying such a large wooden bed as flexibly as Zhou Dongdong's small bench.

Men are so powerful. Many times, when women see men using their strength to show things that women can't do, they can't help but feel admiration.

This is an extremely simple matter for Liu Changan, but when other neighbors pass by on the corridor, he still has to act a bit more serious, holding a big bed and turning around, Zhou Shuling and Zhou Dongdong are amazed Yu yelled and didn't have any other reactions. If other normal neighbors saw him, he would be stunned... It's okay for strangers to be stunned. The neighbors who looked up and looked down looked at him suspiciously, which was not low-key enough.

Liu Changan is strong and fast, and he finished the move in an hour. If Zhou Dongdong didn't carry a small stool on his back from time to time, and the small stool blocked the way on the stairs, it should have been faster.

"You guys clean up the house. If you have time, help me clean the downstairs. I'll go out to sell a few more bowls of noodles." Liu Changan wiped his head with a towel and said.

"It should be. Your house was clean when you moved in, and it should be clean when you leave." Zhou Shuling said as a matter of course.

"I'll mop the floor for you!"

"No."

"I can work!"

"Using your face or your ass is more or less the same."

"Am I the kind of kid who rolls around on the floor?"

"of course."

"Why don't I remember that I rolled on the ground?"

"You don't remember anything that's bad for you."

"Oh……"

Liu Changan went to sell rice noodles.

The business is still good, and some people complained that it was so late today, but fortunately, they looked back and ate this bowl of noodles in the morning, and felt that the day was considered complete.

Liu Changan was very satisfied, this is the meaning that good food should have.

At noon, Liu Changan saw Qin Yanan approaching slowly.

Her style today is completely different. She no longer wears a cheongsam, nor is she elegant and elegant like a lilac-sweet girl in a small town. Instead, she wears a fluffy A-line skirt, her legs are extremely slender and she is stepping on seven centimeter high heels, The long hair was loose, and there were shallow bangs on the smooth forehead.

"Are you going to become an Internet celebrity and open a Taobao store?" Liu Changan glanced at Qin Yanan who was walking over with an umbrella, and asked slightly surprised, "Use your Bentley as the background and take a few pictures of the products, it's perfect."

"Zhou Dongdong's degree is settled, so after I asked Uncle Ma to say hello, I asked my father's secretary to call the principal. I know you are afraid that Zhou Dongdong's academic performance is too poor and he will be discriminated against at school... But it is inevitable for public schools to attach importance to grades, so teachers can only encourage and educate more." Qin Yanan came over, scanned the QR code, "Have a bowl of noodles, less oily soup."

"Ok."

"How can you be so calm?" After paying the money, Qin Yanan seriously looked at Liu Chang'an who seemed as if nothing really happened that night.

　It was supposed to be three-in-one, but I lost a thousand words because I got up too late today... Tomorrow Qixi Festival, Xia Hua will give you a super big chapter to give back to everyone!
　　Give Zhou Dongdong a heartfelt heart!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)