I'm really immortal

Chapter 286 Huh!ho!ho! (6000 word chapter)
As the last site before entering the society, some people feel apprehensive and confused in anticipation, some are full of ambition, some decide to be different themselves, and some wait to die.

The sentient beings in the university are also very interesting.

People like Lin Feng can't be said to be so rich, shrewd and mature. It's just that this kind of person has a set of obvious self-interested principles, and he believes that his own set of principles is superior and can guide himself to success.

The world is actually full of people like Lin Feng. If they don't use their own methods to achieve success, then after middle age, they tend to become cynical, thinking that it is the world that is wrong... the main thing that is wrong is The country I was born in will spare no effort to prove how sad it is for me to be born in this country, and yearn for what kind of pinnacle of life I would be if I were in another country.

No matter in high school or university, it is actually rare to see any evildoer like the old fox, or a person who is so scheming, but it is just a direct exposure of his liking for profiteering and careful thinking, which makes people disgusted.

After Liu Changan had a preliminary impression of Lin Feng, he didn't care about him anymore. He said that he supported Yan Qingcheng, but it was just casual talk, not because he knew Yan Qingcheng so well, and there was any profound reason .

Of course, since I have said support, I really support it.

The election for squad leader is a matter after military training. In fact, the two positions of class and regiment secretary are basically temporary responsibilities during military training. They can be recognized and familiarized by the students, and at the same time, they have contact with the counselors and the department. There are also more, but it is not uncommon for capable dark horses to come out.

After Qin Yanan came to visit, Yu Gen also came. The arrangement in the courtyard was that Qin Yanan and Yu Gen were in charge of this year's freshmen, but in fact Qin Yanan was only in charge of Liu Changan's class, and Yu Gen was actually the other class. counselor.

After Yu Gen wandered around, he still came to Liu Chang'an's class to find out the situation, and got to know the situation with Lin Feng.

"Did Liu Changan ask for leave in the morning?" Yu Gen asked, but he didn't really have anything to know, he just said that he was paying attention to Liu Changan.

It's not that Liu Chang'an has anything special about him, it's just because Liu Chang'an has a cousin who is very considerate to him, and Yu Gen feels that doing this can be regarded as catering to Qin Yanan. Qin Yanan may not know such details, but it is also Yu Gen's intention.

"It doesn't count as absence from work." Lin Feng said quickly.

"Oh, you can figure it out." Yu Gen nodded. He couldn't help Liu Changan with anything, so Yu Gen went to chat with Liu Changan and left. He knew that many older sisters loved their younger brothers very much. , worried about his younger brother's tuition, work, marrying a wife, and buying a house, but Qin Yanan is a cousin, and it is rare for such a cousin to be so considerate. Today, I saw Qin Yanan moving a lot of things to Liu Changan's bedroom. Do not live in the dormitory.

Lin Feng looked back at Liu Chang'an again. This feeling was uncomfortable. As a candidate for monitor who most wanted to show himself in front of the counselors, he found that the two counselors in the same grade paid special attention to the other person.

But it's nothing, who has nothing to do with it?Lin Feng naturally has acquaintances who will take care of him.

During the break, many people took out the soles of their shoes, the sanitary napkins attached to their underarms and even their crotches, and threw them into the trash can. Quite a few people used them, but everyone was laughing and smiling.

Liu Changan took a look, and it turned out that this is really a common thing.

Liu Chang'an and Wei Xuanyi didn't use it in the dormitory, Sun Shutong and Qin Zhiqiang both used it, Wei Xuanyi likes sports, he is used to sweating profusely, and Sun Shutong used the night type, as if he couldn't absorb the sweat too much, Qin Zhiqiang is a fat man, so he sweats a lot.

During the break again, the instructors did not disband, nor did they play songs, and suggested that everyone perform a show.

"Is there anyone dancing?" Chen Cicheng looked at the girl with a smile, "A comrade in the courtyard next door told me that a girl in their platoon danced "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" and "Love Song in Taoyuan" in the morning, and the morale of the whole platoon was high. .”

The instructors are also young, and it’s not uncommon to pay attention to these in their 20s. It’s just that the students are still surprised, but the affinity of the instructors has skyrocketed. This kind of serious uniform, talking about otaku animation culture, is somewhat contrasting.

The girls started laughing, and many of them didn't know what "Pure Land of Paradise" and "Love Song in Taoyuan" were, but they understood after a little discussion: house dance.

Everyone's impression of house dance is basically that girls in all kinds of cute costumes dance cute dances.

"Can dancing look good in military training uniform?"

"Who will watch without Baisi?"

"It's also flavorful...to adjust the taste, do we have it?"

"I have a classmate who belongs to their phalanx. I heard that the girl is a famous dancer."

It's a pity that there doesn't seem to be such a character in this class.

After quite a while, after Chen Cicheng's gaze finished looking around, Yan Qingcheng stood up, with a desperate look, "Let me do a square dance for everyone."

After bursting into laughter, there was warm applause. After Chen Cicheng nodded, Yan Qingcheng took out her mobile phone and put it in front of her. She glanced at her classmates, laughed first, and then waved her hands, "Forget it, forget it, it's too embarrassing gone."

"No, it's all said and done!"

"Jump, dance, show off your aura of a square dance queen."

"Adjust the taste!"

"This can't be done. If you lose your character, you have to stand in a military posture." Chen Cicheng gave the order, "Jump."

Yan Qingcheng helplessly raised her hand to cover her lips and smiled, then straightened her expression, "Then don't laugh."

This seemed impossible. What Yan Qingcheng played was not an ordinary square dance music. When the first line sounded, there was a burst of laughter and applause.

"Wenzhou, Wenzhou, Zhejiang... Jiangnan Leather Factory closed down!"

Yan Qingcheng danced on her own with a blank expression.

"Wenzhou, Zhejiang, the largest leather factory, Jiangnan Leather Factory closed down!"

"Bastard bastard, Huang He, the boss, eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, owes it, owes it [-] million yuan! He ran away with his sister-in-law!"

“我们没有没没有办法办法，拿着钱包抵工资工资，原价都是100多200多300多的钱包统统20块20块统统20块统统统统统统20块！”

The girls were already laughing so hard, the male students applauded even more enthusiastically, Yan Qingcheng didn't smile, and just danced with exaggerated movements expressionlessly.

It can be seen that Yan Qingcheng still has some dancing skills, and her movements are smooth and in place, and she didn't learn it temporarily to be funny.

After dancing for just 2 minutes, Yan Qingcheng bowed, and then returned to her seat with her mobile phone lowered and her face covered.

The people in the next class were all attracted, and there was a burst of applause.

"Okay, not bad." Chen Cicheng took the lead in applauding again, "I think it's much more interesting than house dancing, what do you think?"

"Correct!"

"Someone recorded a video just now, remember to upload it to the class group!" Chen Cicheng reminded.

"Don't...don't..." Yan Qingcheng pressed her face on her knees, she was really ashamed to dance, and quickly declared, "I'm not original, I learned Weiwei's dance, don't pass it on!"

But no one listened to her, and the students with enough traffic had already started uploading.

"Is there anyone else who wants to perform?" Chen Cicheng asked again in a warm atmosphere.

"I come!"

Everyone turned their heads in unison, only to find that it was Lin Feng who seemed to be gearing up for a long time.

Lin Feng stood up. He could tell that Yan Qingcheng's performance, even though it was an ugly and shameful performance, was actually quite effective, and it gave her a lot of popularity, even in a class with a small number of girls. Among them, there are many inconvenient places for girls to be monitors, but it does not mean that they really occupy a great natural disadvantage.

She didn't expect that Yan Qingcheng, with a calm look, would actually perform such a performance in order to make her look ashamed as the class monitor. Sure enough, there are so many scheming whores in the university, and one of them was accidentally snatched by her.

"What do you want to perform?" Chen Cicheng asked.

"Let's perform Sanda." Lin Feng said.

Chen Cicheng looked at Lin Feng with great interest, "That requires individual cooperation, shall I practice against you?"

"That won't work...I'm not the opponent." Lin Feng waved his hand humbly.

"Then you play it yourself?"

"I can also find a classmate and ask him to attack me, and I will fight back. I can also teach my classmates some simple self-defense methods, especially girls are very practical." Of course Lin Feng had to interact with his classmates, otherwise he would be here Hurting and drinking a set of punches, these students who have no relevant knowledge at all, can understand his technical content and wonderful places?It's better to use this method of teaching, first of all, to establish a superior psychological position that Lin Feng is a professor.

"That's good. We would also teach some basic self-defense techniques, which will be part of the military training next week." Chen Cicheng nodded, "Which classmate will cooperate?"

Lin Feng had practiced before, and everyone in his dormitory already knew about it. Looking at his muscular body and warm-up movements, he knew that he did not simply improve his physical fitness through physical exercise.

Wei Xuanyi felt that he was about as strong as Lin Feng, but his reaction ability and body coordination ability were good on the basketball court, but it was different when he had to fight with Lin Feng.

"Me." Liu Changan raised his hand slowly, seeing the girl looking over, Yan Qingcheng was massaging him, Liu Changan smiled with his teeth showing.

Yan Qingcheng felt very strange, and turned to look at the instructor together with the other female students.

Chen Cicheng nodded in approval.

Liu Changan walked out.

Lin Feng looked at Liu Changan with a slight smile. He was unhappy with Liu Changan. It seemed that Liu Changan also had some opinions on him. Liu Changan also had some foundations, but Liu Changan's body line was the same as that of ordinary young people. It's just a slender and tall figure, not very explosive.

Qin Zhiqiang took the lead in applauding, and the others also responded positively. Of course, sparring is much more exciting than boxing alone.

People nowadays are not as vigorous as they used to be. Firstly, it is the influence of certain social and legal awareness. Secondly, it is too expensive to fight now. People are under various pressures and responsibilities, and they are irrational. The consequences of being angry are unbearable.

It's not that there is no such thing, it's just that it's compared to the past.

Especially for the children in the ivory tower, there are even fewer scenes of fisting to the flesh in reality. In fact, the boys always have a bit of fighting spirit between males in their hearts. It's also exciting to get your hands dirty.

"How long have you been practicing?" Lin Feng intends to evaluate Liu Changan's ability to resist blows, otherwise he will not be sure of the severity of the attack, and if he really makes a mistake, the gain will outweigh the loss.

"It's been a long time, I forgot."

Lin Feng smiled. He didn't know what Liu Changan wanted. The most likely answer was that he hadn't practiced at all. Isn't he here to beat you up?Although Lin Feng would not beat Liu Chang'an in full view, but if he fell over his shoulder, no one else could say anything, right?

"Let's start." Chen Cicheng applauded.

The students also applauded, watching the two fight with anticipation, everyone could see that Liu Changan's lazy look was completely different from Lin Feng's feeling of practicing Jiazi. It's those perverts, why does someone like Liu Chang'an need to be a pervert?
Liu Changan walked over, reached out and pressed Lin Feng's shoulder.

This movement is really coordinated. Lin Feng turned his mouth slightly, turned around with his right foot forward, pushed his right foot into the inside of Liu Changan's right foot, turned his left foot close to Liu Changan, straightened his knees, bent his upper body forward, and used it with a shout Give Liu Changan a back cast.

It stands to reason that Liu Changan should have been thrown by him at this time, and then there were exclamations and applause. Lin Feng was a little surprised at the silence around him, he didn't seem to hear any sound in his ears, and Liu Changan behind him was completely motionless.

"Huh!"

Lin Feng tried again.

"Huh!"

Lin Feng blushed and tried for the third time.

"Huh!"

Lin Feng... Lin Feng was picked up by Liu Changan by the waistband of his trousers, and then placed in front of the students sitting on the ground.

"puff……"

"What kind of performance is this?"

"What are you two doing?"

"How about self-defense? If there is a bed in front of this, it will be put on the bed."

These words were a bit harsh, Lin Feng couldn't see or hear clearly, he just felt angry and humiliated.

Lin Feng's face was pressed against the ground, and the dust hit his face. When Liu Changan let go of his hand, he hurriedly got up and looked at Liu Changan who grabbed him and laid him on the ground in disbelief. He was caught by Liu Changan just now, and he couldn't move , can't even struggle, how did he do it?
The other students thought it was the same funny performance as Yan Qingcheng, especially Lin Feng's attempt of throwing his back, Lin Feng blushed, but Liu Changan remained motionless.

"You are amazing." Chen Cicheng looked at Liu Changan, the other students only thought they were joking, but Chen Cicheng could see that Liu Changan's level was not comparable to that of Lin Feng.

"Thank you!" Liu Changan looked at the students. "Obviously Lin Feng's self-defense skills are useless. You should learn to dance square dance with Yan Qingcheng. It will be better for your body and mind."

After finishing speaking, Liu Changan made an "OK" gesture towards Yan Qingcheng, okay, the support is in place, and as for going to Qin Yanan's place through the back door, Liu Changan has no intention of going through the back door, it is enough to step on one by one like this.

"We still have to learn self-defense in the future." Chen Cicheng said seriously, but he could tell that Liu Changan was clearly helping Yan Qingcheng to gain popularity. Chen Cicheng also understood the intrigue among these students and didn't bother to care about it. He clapped his hands, "Get up, the rest is over!"

Lin Feng got up, his cheeks were still a little gray, and the blood on his face faded as his heaving chest calmed down. He glanced at Liu Changan expressionlessly. Liu Changan probably had some relationship with this Yan Qingcheng in private, otherwise how could he Helping Yan Qingcheng so much?Lin Feng is not blind either, anyone can see the purpose of Liu Changan's last words.

The queue ranged from short to tall, Yan Qingcheng was right next to the row of girls, Liu Changan was in the same row as her, Yan Qingcheng looked back at Liu Changan, this time Liu Changan smiled at her without showing his teeth, his expression was calm as usual, but His eyes are always bright or have other meanings that make it hard to look at him. Yan Qingcheng turned her head away, feeling puzzled. Maybe it was obvious that Liu Changan and Lin Feng were not getting along, but he made a point of raising his face in the end. Qingcheng obviously shifted everyone's attention to Yan Qingcheng again. Don't you know him?

The military training in the afternoon ended with cheers, and the boys and girls hurried back to the dormitory to take a shower and change clothes after the birds and beasts had dispersed. All of them still had stinky sanitary napkins to throw away.

Yan Qingcheng glanced at Liu Changan from a distance, thought for a while, and didn't talk to him, anyway, if you have his number, you should add friends first, so Yan Qingcheng found Liu Changan's number in the class group, and added Friends, his QQ is easy to identify, and his nickname is "Kyushu Fenglei Swordsman Liu Chang'an".

Liu Chang'an was walking towards An Nuan's house, because An Nuan said that he would go to study with him tonight. As an extremely important self-study in college life, An Nuan felt that he had to go to study with Liu Chang'an for the first time.

Why do we have to be together?Is it impossible for a person to study by himself?Well, such questions are meaningless, anyway, he will not object to her, she can do whatever she says, Liu Changan has always been easy-going and compliant.

Liu Changan swiped his phone and looked at the weather tomorrow. In fact, the weather forecast is much more reliable than his own divination. In many cases, the weather forecast based on experience and observation is not so reliable. The weather is ever-changing, and even the world's No. All the weather prediction tasks undertaken by a computer are for reference only, let alone looking at dragonflies, birds, snakes, insects, rats and ants, you can 100% determine the weather in the next few days?No way.

Seeing the weather, he didn’t care about the military training, but he cared about his hot sauce, so he called Zhou Shuling and asked her to help him put away the hot sauce after the sun went down. Zhou Dongdong can eat it if he likes it, spicy Her tongue was so swollen that Liu Chang'an couldn't believe how much she could eat.

When I came to the asphalt road where Liu Changan squatted last time, I saw the small blue sign of the bus stop. Liu Changan stood there waiting for 3 minutes, and a tall and beautiful girl came over.

"Sure enough, it's not unusual for any kind of beautiful woman to wear a military training uniform." Liu Changan said with a smile.

"You say I'm flat?" An Nuan slapped Liu Chang'an and acted like a spoiled child angrily: "It makes me angry when we meet."

"I'm talking about your overall image." Liu Changan corrected it, and now she is not only flat, but also ordinary.

"This is so nonsense..." An Nuan's hair had been loosened and loosened, and she brushed her hair with her fingers, with a confident smile on her face, "You can say that Gu Tianle is ordinary, but you have to say that Ben The girl's appearance and temperament are mediocre, this is the most open-eyed and nonsense time in your life, Liu Changan."

"The time when I opened my eyes and told nonsense the most was when you asked me if I hadn't been in a relationship for three years in high school, did I feel regretful..." Liu Changan smiled and touched An Nuan's soft and delicate cheeks, "Actually, I think , At that time, the feeling we got along was more than ambiguous, but not full of love, but I don't regret it."

"Hate it! Always say things that I like." An Nuan put her arms around Liu Chang'an's arm, with a slightly astringent and sweet peach halo on her cheeks, eager to tiptoe.

The leaves were whirling, the wind was blowing her hair, and the girl's heart fluttered and wanted to fall into his palm. This feeling made her eyelashes tremble slightly, and her bright eyes shone shyly like a river of stars. .

"The eye of a needle! The eye of a needle! Shame on me! Save some face for me! Tomorrow there will be rumors in school that Liu Yuewang's daughter is kissing someone on the road. I..."

Liu Yuewang came out of nowhere, holding a lesson plan in his hand, and separated Liu Chang'an and An Nuan with all his might.

"Mom! Oops! What else is in your lesson plan... It hurts me to death!" An Nuan was so ashamed that she ran away in a panic.

Liu Changan raised his hand to stop Liu Yuewang, Liu Yuewang glanced at Liu Changan who was still smiling, this guy is really thick-skinned... Also, how could he be good at chasing girls if he is not thick-skinned?

"It's very quiet here, the environment is very good, and there are few pedestrians on the road, so it's inevitable to be eager to love in a natural place." Liu Changan explained and apologized at the same time, "Next time we will be in a place where there are no people."

"What did you say!" The mother and daughter said in unison, but An Nuan was shy and Liu Yuewang glared.

"Next time we will be in estrus and stop with courtesy."

"It's almost there."

"It's disgusting! Mom, where did you get out of?"

"Zuan, do you think I'm a mouse?"

"Oh, hit me again, that's all I said, what's in your lesson plan! It hurts so much!"

"It's up to you!"

Bickering between mother and daughter seems to be a daily routine. Liu Yuewang is undoubtedly the first time to see her daughter in close contact with the opposite sex after she grows up. For parents, it always feels a little strange and emotional, but she is not really disgusted. And objected, after all, the relationship between two people has been approved, how could such a thing as kissing not happen?Hey, I don't know if she has listened to the previous safety education knowledge.
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Voting a monthly ticket will get Zhou Dongdong's face-to-face treatment.

　The traffic is too congested today, and I wasted too much time on the road. I don’t need to hurry tomorrow, and I can code with peace of mind. Instead, it makes people feel that I am not doing enough.

　　It's a bit depressing, but there is no way. If I don't set a goal, then I will update it as it happens. If I say a number, I will at least try my best to get close to this number.

　　Still challenge it, continue to challenge yourself tomorrow.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)