I'm really immortal

Chapter 295 Eat Shi
Liu Chang'an and An Nuan were still separated on the platform in front of the School of Biology. Liu Chang'an looked back at An Nuan. It seemed that he hadn't seen An Nuan bouncing around in shorts and canvas shoes for a while. Why do men treat women's doubles? Do the legs have a sexy and seductive aesthetic?It stands to reason that the legs are just a tool for walking, not a manifestation of secondary sexual characteristics, or is this related to the theorem that two non-parallel straight lines on the same plane must have and only one intersection point?

Thinking of mathematics, Liu Changan thought of Gao Dewei, so he sent a message asking him if he was suitable for military training. Gao Dewei said that he had lost five catties in two days, but Miao Yingying always wanted to ask him to go out to play, which would affect Gao Dewei's study. He loves life very much, the dormitory is full of talents, and everyone talks very interesting. He plans to introduce Miao Yingying to a classmate who likes to play, so that he can have more time to go to the library. The university library is better than the attached middle school. The library is much better.

Liu Changan agreed.

On the road, Liu Changan saw an ant carrying a grain of rice struggling forward. Liu Changan squatted on the ground and smelled it, determined the location of the ant nest, and carried the ant to the vicinity of the ant nest. As a result, the ant lost its smell. The road sign, after being confused for a while, finally felt the location of the ant nest, and moved on again.

This incident fully shows that even if someone supports you on the road of life, you must have your own direction so as not to forget your original intention.

When Liu Changan returned to the military training ground, almost everyone had already arrived. Yan Qingcheng stood on the edge of the fence and looked at Liu Changan.

"Good afternoon." Now that she was looking at him, Liu Changan greeted her warmly.

"Liu Chang'an, I was @你 in the class group, and you didn't respond." Yan Qingcheng's tone was very calm, simply stating the facts, without any intention of complaining.

"Yeah, when I was in high school, I didn't reply when others @我, and then no one @我 again." Liu Changan recalled.

"What I mean is, you are the person in charge of military training now. You have to go to the boys' dormitory to check the situation in advance, count the number of attendance and leave, and then we will meet to summarize and submit." Yan Qingcheng has already thought of it, some people just In this way, you @ him, he either didn't see it, or pretended not to see it, it's very hateful, I don't know what these people are thinking.

"You should find someone else. I have no interest in anything other than studying." Liu Changan waved his hand, deeply influenced by Gao Dewei.

"Huh?" Yan Qingcheng was very surprised. This guy who had fought twice today said that he has no interest in anything other than studying?

"In addition, the counselor is my cousin. I will explain to her that I don't want to do it. Don't worry about it. Didn't I just tell you to stay out of your own business? Are you thinking about causing me some trouble? You're really narrow-minded." After Liu Changan finished speaking, he called Qin Yanan.

It turned out that the instructor was his cousin... After Yan Qingcheng gave him a blank look, she stopped talking to him and went to find the instructor.

After the military training in the afternoon, Liu Changan returned home slowly, and met Zhou Shuling holding the hand of primary school student Zhou Dongdong at the gate of the community.

Seeing Liu Changan, Zhou Dongdong stretched out the wet lollipop that was licked by her, "Let me lick it for you!"

Liu Changan rejected Zhou Dongdong's good intentions and asked Zhou Shuling, "Are elementary school students leaving school so late?"

"No way, school is over long ago, I asked her to try to come back by herself today, but I followed her from a distance, and as a result, she stopped moving when she walked to the first place to buy food , stood there for 10 minutes before leaving!" Zhou Shuling said helplessly.

"Then the second place where I bought it also stood for 10 minutes?"

Zhou Shuling nodded.

"What about the third one?" On the way Zhou Dongdong went to school, Zhou Shuling found three shops to buy food for Zhou Dongdong so that she could remember the route.

"The third one stood for 5 minutes. The little milk tea girl saw her watching and made a cup for her. She didn't want it. She took two steps back, fell down, got up and ran away."

"Why don't you?" Liu Changan was puzzled, "You must not be Zhou Dongdong, are you some other monster?"

"After I drink the milk tea and don't have any money to give her, she will catch me and sell me!" Zhou Dongdong is very sober to face all kinds of dangers that children may encounter.

Liu Changan originally wanted to say that she was thinking too much, no one would buy such an edible child, but after all, Zhou Dongdong was a stupid child, she believed that no one would buy her, and it was possible to let herself go.

"Don't worry, take your time, just pick up and drop off a few more times." Liu Changan said to Zhou Shuling.

Zhou Shuling could only nod her head and asked, "When are you going to visit the store? It's under renovation."

"In a few days."

Back home, Zhou Shuling asked Zhou Dongdong to go home and do her homework, and then she would go to Baolong Center to have a look.

Liu Changan tasted the wheat paste and chili ingredients, the taste is very good, this autumn tiger is really strong, and he is not the only one in the community who is drying chili to make fermented soybeans, he is considered late, his family, Mrs. Liu's hot sauce It's almost sun-baked, old man Qian's hot sauce also put minced garlic, deep-fried beef cubes, chicken shreds, etc., which are extravagant and luxurious. It is said that old man Qian is the top three richest pensioners in this community. There is such a standard of living.

Liu Changan only puts sword beans in his chili sauce, because his chili sauce is basically used for meat dishes, and old man Qian’s is more suitable for bibimbap and noodles.

After tidying up the pots and pans that were drying outside, Liu Changan took out his stinky mandarin fish. It doesn't take too long for it to stink naturally in such weather, not to mention that he used Liu Changan's own production The really stinky stinky tofu.

After smelling the smell, Liu Changan was very satisfied. The gills of the fish were still red, the fish scales had not fallen off, but the smell had been pickled in. In fact, it was the same as a girl's body fragrance. Cosmetics, skin care products and bath products were used too much, and the aroma would not be pickled. No...Of course, some girls with poor living habits or too frequent nightlife and too many relationships between men and women will also exude a natural smell to counteract these fragrances, but they will not just smell bad like stinky mandarin fish Fragrant.

Liu Changan heats up the frying pan, puts in the oil and heats it until it is seven mature, then puts the marinated stinky mandarin fish into the pan and fry it for a while. Put the ingredients into the stir-fry, add a few grains of bone broth and simmer on low heat, and finally add the smelly mandarin fish to absorb the soup and juice out of the pot.

This taste... Liu Changan took a deep breath. The fragrance was unique and made with authentic Hunan spicy taste. Liu Changan set up the dishes and called Zhou Dongdong to come down to eat stinky mandarin fish, because Zhou Shuling said that she would eat stinky mandarin fish at night. Maybe there is no time to prepare meals for Zhou Dongdong.

Zhou Dongdong's homework hadn't been finished yet, but apparently eating was the most important thing in a child's life, Zhou Dongdong happily ran down, sniffed, and was suddenly taken aback, "Brother Chang'an, are you here?" Eat shit!"

Liu Changan's chopsticks shook, and the fish he picked up fell back.

Zhou Dongdong hurried home, carried the rice cooker liner downstairs, and came to Liu Changan panting, "Brother Changan, don't eat shit, I'll feed you."

"What I eat is fish!" Liu Chang'an said word by word.

"Fish poop!"

"Fish! Fish meat! Look!" Liu Changan brought up a piece of fish meat for Zhou Dongdong to see.

Zhou Dongdong was stunned, "Then you are eating and shitting at the same time."

"Go back and do your homework." Liu Changan didn't want to talk to her anymore, he still had to eat.

"Why is it so stinky?" Zhou Dongdong was puzzled.

Liu Changan took advantage of her thinking with her mouth open, picked up a chopstick of fish and stuffed it into Zhou Dongdong's mouth.

Zhou Dongdong opened his mouth and vomited it out, but there was still a little fish in his mouth, and gradually smelled a spicy and delicious smell in the stinking feeling of vomiting, so he pursed his lips involuntarily.

"I... I'll taste a little more." Zhou Dongdong licked his lips.

Liu Changan gave her a pair of chopsticks.

This meal is comfortable to eat. Sometimes when you taste delicious dishes, you may not have a strong feeling that you need to pair it with rice. The most comfortable thing to eat is to serve it with simple side dishes, which stimulate your appetite and satisfy your appetite one bite at a time. Instead of allowing the various parts of the mouth to taste the taste of food, let the stomach feel full.

Stinky mandarin fish is such a dish that can be eaten heartily with three bowls of rice. It has nothing to do with appreciating delicious food or a sense of ritual, and pure appetite is satisfied.

This is like an emperor who has three thousand beauties in his harem. If he chooses a beauty every day, he will probably patiently appreciate all the beauties who are all of the best. It's just that after a year of abstinence, he meets another beautiful woman. He may not have the patience to taste the woman, but the satisfaction he obtained may be much stronger than before.

After the two of them finished their meal, Zhou Dongdong reached out and touched Liu Changan's stomach, and then his own, "I'll tell you a secret!"

"what?"

"My mother hasn't hit me for three days!"

"Then do you want to go to the house and put a tile?"

"I can't climb up!"

"That's right, no one this round can climb, unless you are a panda."

"Brother Chang'an, have you ever eaten a panda?"

The two were talking, when Zhou Shuling came back, Zhou Dongdong called out "Mom", and Liu Changan also pointed to Zhou Dongdong and said "She has eaten".

"Did the two of you eat shit?" Zhou Shuling was taken aback, holding her nose and taking a few steps back.

It is true that there is a mother who has a daughter, Liu Changan blew a few more breaths on Zhou Shuling, making Zhou Shuling back again and again.

"We ate stinky mandarin fish." Liu Changan said angrily.

"Then you guys go brush your teeth first." Zhou Shuling couldn't help laughing, "I met Miss Zhu just now, she asked me to ask you, she is going to give us a grand opening gift, would you like to accept it?"

"Accept." Liu Changan did not hesitate.
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Strongly recommend a very fateful book "Daddy's Restaurant in Another World". There is also a cute little lolita, who feels like Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong. It has 180 million words and is fertile enough to be slaughtered quickly. You can eat as much as you want with a meal.

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