I'm really immortal

Chapter 355 Pull the radish and pull the radish
Lin Feng was horrified. He and Liu Chang'an had several hands-on experiences... No, it was a one-sided experience of being beaten. He had already experienced Liu Chang'an's monster-like strength. In pain, he couldn't help buttocks sitting on the stool next to him, holding his shoulders and being unable to move. If this guy used all his strength, he might be able to crush his bones.

Liu Changan has been downstairs for so long, Guan Yuan should have no reason to blame himself for not holding Liu Changan back.

Thinking of this, Lin Feng turned his head to look at the stairs.

Liu Changan went back upstairs. There was a loud voice in the audio-visual room. He knocked on the door and pushed it away casually. With a sweep of his eyes, he saw that there were three more males in the room, and there was no figure of Guan Yuan.

Bai Hui beckoned, still facing Liu Chang'an with a generous look, she didn't want to immediately keep a distance from Liu Chang'an or change her attitude, that would be too deliberate, maybe Yan Xiang and Zhao Yu would have to think more about it.

Liu Changan came over, smiled and nodded to the three young boys with cheerful eyes.

In the eyes of boys with strong hormone secretion and just beginning to look forward to intercourse with the opposite sex, any social occasion is an occasion for courtship. Even if it is not as obvious as that of males in the animal kingdom, there is no difference in psychological and action details after all.

It is also natural.

"This is Wang Wuyang, Lao Maigao, and Zeng Changhe from our class." Bai Hui knew that Liu Chang'an probably didn't remember these three people, "We met you and Zhou Dongdong when we were eating barbecue, and they were there."

"I know, there is Guan Yuan..." Liu Changan said with a good memory, "By the way, where is Guan Yuan?"

Bai Hui came over and dragged Liu Changan to the side.

"Just now I was fixing my makeup downstairs, and I met Guan Yuan when I went out." Bai Hui said with a bit of complaint, who made him run away suddenly?But who would have thought that Guan Yuan's act of ambush outside the bathroom would also make people blame Liu Chang'an... Bai Hui actually didn't really blame Liu Chang'an, but she felt a little bit resentful towards him today, not to mention isn't it cute for a girl to get angry? ?

"Why do you need to touch up your makeup?" Liu Changan glanced at Bai Hui's makeup, "I found that you are very good at makeup, you can put a couple of leeks on top of your eyelashes!"

"Let's put your head on! This is Sisley's eyelash brush, it's so easy to use... I'm too lazy to tell you about it! Guan Yuan suddenly said something disgusting to me, and I spit him all over." Bai Hui was a little embarrassed dark cool.

"How disgusting is what he said? You can learn it again."

"Can your focus not be so strange?"

"Then what did you spit on him?"

"Liu Changan!"

"Oh, I see, I'll go down first." Liu Chang'an nodded, and casually pushed Bai Hui back to sit on the sofa, "I'll bury a carrot first."

Buried a carrot?

Bai Hui watched Liu Changan go out, followed him out, stood in the corridor and watched him go down the stairs, feeling that he was going to trouble Guan Yuan, but not sure, Bai Hui casually glanced back at Yan Xiang and Zhao Yu, when she found that they were looking at her and Liu Changan intentionally or unintentionally, she couldn't help snorting coldly in her heart, what a bunch of eight women, didn't she already said that she was helping Annuan to monitor Liu Changan?

Whether they believe it or not, they believe it anyway, so why don't they believe it?What a nuisance.

Liu Changan glanced back, found Bai Hui standing on the edge of the corridor, and immediately turned his head away. He was not interested in the bottom of the fairy's skirt, let alone wearing pumpkin pants.

Many girls wearing gorgeous lo skirts, in order to make the skirt look fluffy, often wear a skirt that looks like a short skirt made of light gauze, so that the skirt spreads like an umbrella. Under the pannier, what is usually worn is not the soft, close-fitting and light safety pants that girls often wear, but a kind of anti-skid pumpkin pants. As the name suggests, the pants wrap the legs and the middle part is bulged like pumpkin.

In short, this way of dressing sounds silly.

Liu Changan saw Guan Yuan in the bathroom downstairs. Guan Yuan was wiping off the water stains and fruit juice on his body. His body was already wet. Fortunately, he was equipped with a hair dryer. Guan Yuan planned to clean himself before going out.

Guan Yuan is still very concerned about his own image in this kind of situation, although Bai Hui is the main target, but it must be a matter of course for other girls to have a good impression of him. .

There are willow branches swaying outside the window, which is really appropriate.

"Tube round."

Guan Yuan turned around and saw Liu Changan leaning against the wall, looking out the window indifferently.

"What's the matter?" Guan Yuan responded indifferently, then turned his head to look at himself in the mirror, his hair was a little wet, and his expressionless face was a bit unruly and indifferent.

"Do me a favor."

After Liu Changan finished speaking, he came to the side of the stairs and opened the door of the tool room.

Guan Yuan didn't want to pay attention to Liu Chang'an at first, but Liu Chang'an was an old enemy that he had to face in his life. As Su Nanxiu said, it was useless to escape.

So Guan Yuan wiped his hands and watched Liu Changan take out two shovels from the tool room.

Liu Changan took a handful for himself, threw another to Guan Yuan, and then walked out through the back door to the back garden of the villa.

"What are you doing?" Guan Yuan caught the shovel and followed behind Liu Changan.

Liu Changan walked under the willow tree, "Do you know why the willow tree is called the willow tree?"

"Willows are called willows." Guan Yuan thought, who the hell knows this?
"One of the methods used by the ancients to cut and utilize trees is called the headwood method. Willows are mostly used in the north, and iron sword trees are mostly used in the southwest. These two kinds of trees are especially suitable. The headwork method is to cut off the head of the tree and leave half of the sprouting branches. , willow tree, so it was called Liushu at the beginning, and those who study abroad will stay.” Liu Changan looked at the willow tree and explained: “There is a record in the Kaihe Ji. After Emperor Yang of Sui ascended the throne, he dug the Tongji Canal. The swaying branches are really beautiful, and Emperor Sui Yang thought this suggestion was good, so he planted willows on both sides of the Grand Canal, and even planted some himself, and gave the willows the surname Yang, so the willows are also called willows."

"You asked me to plant willows?" Guan Yuan wondered, what was going on in Liu Chang'an's mind?
"So since the millennium, Yangliu has been a frequent guest in poems related to the Grand Canal, Suzhou and Hangzhou. If you say that these ancient emperors are really swollen, they will give a surname to a tree. In fact, who likes to have your surname Yang? Are you right?" Liu Changan asked.

Guan Yuan pondered for a while, what exactly is Liu Changan going to do?It's just that at least Liu Changan's speech is gentle now, he doesn't seem to be against himself, and Guan Yuan also behaves very gracefully, "Yes, you can't be too inflated."

"I think so too." Liu Changan started shoveling dirt on the ground as he spoke, "Please do me a favor, I know you are strong."

strong?Guan Yuan looked at Liu Chang'an warily, it seemed that Liu Chang'an had finally noticed something strange about Guan Yuan, and his words were probably implying something.

But you are the person that Su Nanxiu is on guard against, so I'm afraid you may not be an ordinary person, Guan Yuan snorted coldly in his heart, and shoveled the soil with a shovel in a neither humble nor humble manner.

The two men with extraordinary strength and Guan Yuan deliberately competed with Liu Changan, so they shoveled quickly, and soon dug a hole about a person's height in the yard.

After digging, Guan Yuan raised his head inadvertently, showing a smiling face, wanting to smile with Liu Changan, but immediately restrained himself, feeling annoyed in his heart, he was really crazy, and came here at night to dig a hole and plant trees with Liu Changan, a crazy person!

Labor makes people happy, labor makes people cheerful, and labor makes people broad-minded.

"Go in." Liu Changan pointed to the pit and said to Guan Yuan.

"Huh?" Guan Yuan was taken aback for a moment.

"Go in, I'll bury you." Liu Chang'an urged, he still wanted to sing.

"Fuck! Are you kidding me?" Guan Yuan was furious. Not only was he angry that Liu Changan wanted to bury him, but he was even more annoyed that he had lost his mind and thought he was planting trees, so he followed him to dig here for a long time!

"No." Liu Changan and Guan Yuan reasoned, "Listen to my explanation. There is no such thing as a thousand days to guard against thieves. I came to play tonight. I also want to sing and play game consoles. I'm going to play board games, I can't be by Baifen's side all the time, can I? You see you are so dishonest, I just go down to drink a glass of orange juice, and you hide in the bathroom to peep at Baifen, boo, you say you're so nasty , how can I rest assured?"

"I didn't peep at her, shhhhhhhhh!" Guan Yuan was furious, and Liu Chang'an was talking nonsense.

"I know you didn't peep. Didn't you find out and get splashed by white fennel?" Liu Chang'an pointed to the pit again, "Go in, I don't have time to stare at you, so it's safest to bury you here , When our party is over, I will naturally pull you out."

"I'm not a carrot, why don't I go!" Guan Yuan dropped the shovel, furious.

"No, why do you come back after leaving? You can't trust someone who goes to peep in the bathroom." Liu Changan shook his head.

"I'll say it one last time..."

Liu Chang'an didn't wait for Guan Yuan to finish speaking, the shovel smashed across Guan Yuan's neck, Guan Yuan felt pain suddenly, pointed at Liu Chang'an unsteadily, staggered and fell into the pit.

"You won't listen to the reasoning, but it's okay to go in by yourself." Liu Changan raised the shovel and began to bury the pipe.

Guan Yuan's physical fitness far exceeds that of ordinary people, and he soon woke up, and found that Liu Chang'an had buried the soil on his shoulders. He couldn't help being shocked and angry, "Liu Chang'an! You are absolutely lawless, do you know what you are doing?"

"You just suffered from being uneducated. Think about it, if you know the origin of the name of the willow tree, you can imagine, where is someone digging a hole to plant a willow tree? As for a willow tree, just put a branch in it! "Liu Chang'an obviously reminded him so clearly, Guan Yuan is still so dull, it must be necessary for him to wake up to the importance of erudition from now on, study hard from now on, and it's unknown whether he will correct his evil ways and return to the right. In the future, he will recall Liu Chang'an's painstaking efforts , naturally grateful.

After Liu Chang'an finished speaking, he stuffed the handle of the shovel into Guan Yuan's mouth and blocked his throat, so as not to disturb the students' interest by his yelling.

"Before this, I stuffed chicken in your tricks and drenched it with chicken juice and sugar water. It's your fault. Fortunately, I now agree with and support the core values ​​of socialism, and I'm not so cruel." Liu Changan showed a smile With a gentle and kind smile, he patted Guan Yuan's head, then walked back to the villa, and unscrewed the door lock in case someone found Guan Yuan in time.

Liu Changan went to wash his hands, and found Bai Hui looking around in the corridor again.

"Why did you go?" Bai Hui asked with a sigh of relief.

"I'll go and bury Guan Yuan, you can play with peace of mind tonight." Liu Changan has always been reliable in his work, and he will do things well if he promises. It has nothing to do with other reasons.

Bai Hui let out a chuckle, so what he said about burying carrots meant burying Guanyuan?Liu Chang'an is really annoying. He obviously doesn't want to laugh with him anymore, but he wants to make her laugh again. It's really annoying.

Bai Hui didn't take it seriously either, and asked Liu Changan if he wanted to sing. Of course Liu Changan was going to sing. This play lasted all night, because there was no class in the morning the next day, and it would be in the afternoon. Everyone played until the morning to enjoy themselves. And return.

Liu Changan and Bai Hui bid farewell and walked home. They walked to the Juzhou Bridge and looked up at the sun. It was another sunny day.
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　I have a card in my hand, I have the harem, the new book by Miss Xiafei with double cheeks. The author of "One Card in Hand" hides the present and the past with her beauty, and the lotus flower is ashamed of her beauty.The quality is proud and frosty, and the fragrance contains autumn dew.His hands are like catkins, his skin is like creamy fat, his collar is like a grub, his teeth are like a gourd rhinoceros, his head is like a moth's eyebrows, his smile is charming, and his eyes are beautiful.Look closely at the waves in the eyes of the pulse, where the flowers are full.Looking at it from a distance, it is as bright as the sun rising to the morning glow.When observing it by force, it is burning like a flower coming out of Lubo.The slenderness is complacent, and the length is shortened.

　　Worth reading!
　　
　
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