I'm really immortal

Chapter 422 Stewed in a Iron Pot
Bai Hui walked in front, and she walked past the ridge by the river. The moist grass tips wet her calves and fleshy feet. She was wearing loose thin cotton trousers, which seemed to be twisted and twisted. When Li Bai saw the bright moon, people couldn't help but groan: "The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground. He raised his head to look at the bright moon and lowered his head to think of his hometown."

Women are the hometown of men. This poem fully expresses the poet's touching feelings of longing to return a thousand miles away.

Liu Changan didn't stare at the most moving position of people's backs. He was just pondering a question. Bai Hui fell into the water today. If he didn't save her, she should have a high probability not to drown and to float. , after all, once the fat is too much, it will form a function like a life jacket when it gathers, and it will float with her.

This also fully illustrates the evolutionary direction of women before the next era of the Great Flood. After all, such women have more chances of survival.

"What are you thinking?" Bai Hui turned around and glanced at Liu Chang'an, and found that even if he walked behind her, his eyes would not fall on her... But it doesn't matter, many times he walks behind him, often What I think about most is if he secretly kicks him at this time, will he fall into a monkey.

"I'm thinking about the natural evolution of women." Liu Changan returned to his senses and said.

"Let me ask you, if An Nuan falls into the water, will you jump into the water to save her?" Bai Hui still couldn't help asking.

"Why did you curse An Nuan into the water?" Liu Changan said angrily.

Bai Hui gave Liu Changan a blank look. In fact, this was a well-intentioned question. Forget it, he really answered. It was himself who was embarrassed.

Back in the yard of the farmhouse, Gao Dewei and Miao Yingying were squatting together to burn the fire. Both of them had some charcoal ashes on their faces, which were smoky, and there were dark finger prints on their cheeks.

Obviously this was the result of the two people's actions. Seeing the fingerprints on their faces, Bai An couldn't help but laugh.

"Why are you burning such a large pot of water?" Bai Hui asked curiously, "Are you killing pigs?"

Bai Hui remembered that when the class came to the farmhouse for a party and killed a pig, he had to boil a large pot of water first.

"Chang'an said he was going to take a pot bath." Gao Dewei didn't know what to do.

"Pot bathing is a common bathing custom in the south, but there are relatively few sand in our county. Pot baths are more common in Zhangjiagang, Changshu, Jiangyin, and Liyang." Liu Changan said with some nostalgia, "In short, it is stewing yourself in an iron pot. ."

"Simmer yourself in an iron pot?" Miao Yingying laughed out loud, "Hurry up and stew yourself, so as not to harm the world."

Liu Changan tried the water temperature. Generally speaking, ordinary people would sit with a wooden board under the iron pan because they were afraid that the iron pan would scald their skin. Liu Changan was not so delicate. He climbed directly into the pot and lay down.

The two girls screamed and turned around quickly.

"Liu Chang'an, you are a rogue!" Miao Yingying shouted.

"He's wearing trousers, why are you so hypocritical, if you come to my house to play during the busy farming season, there will be old and young men wearing only a pair of shorts everywhere in the fields." Gao Dewei added a fire and said disdainfully.

"Can that be the same! People on the beach wearing bikinis don't say anything. He...he just takes off his clothes when he has nothing to do, and doesn't say hello." Bai Hui turned around and covered his eyes.

"That's what he was wearing when he went into the water to save you, didn't you jump on him too?" Gao Dewei couldn't see these girls being so hypocritical, "Changan, are you warm?"

"It's hot, it's really good." Liu Changan squinted his eyes comfortably while lying in the pot, which was no less than the best soup pool.

Gao Dewei's words can choke people to death. At this critical moment of falling into the water, who can care about that?At this time, Bai An's face became hot, and she couldn't help but imagine that she was in his arms, while he was topless... In fact, Liu Changan's figure is really good, anyway, it's the girl who looks hot when she sees it. kind.

Miao Yingying had already turned around and glanced at Liu Changan who was lying in the pot, she still couldn't help laughing.

Liu Changan poured a little water over, and Miao Yingying smiled and walked away, pulling Bai Hui to let her see Liu Changan.

Bai Hui turned around and saw Liu Chang'an's legs hanging on the edge of the pot, his head resting on the other side, the whole person really seemed to be stewing with meat, so he couldn't help but laugh while hugging Miao Yingying.

"In the past, only a large family could afford a bathtub. When this family burned a bathtub, other people could wash it as long as they brought their own firewood. At that time, it was a bad custom. Men wash first, and women turn last. A pot of water is already dirty... Later, the custom of grabbing the first pot in the pot bath at home still exists. Now the conditions are better, many families have one pot of water for each person, which is more hygienic. That's it." Liu Changan explained to these rare and strange fairies.

"Chang'an is erudite. You will smirk when you see that you don't understand anything." Gao Dewei said with admiration.

"Gao Dewei, you will stew yourself in an iron pot later." Miao Yingying, no matter what kind of pot bath or not, in her opinion, she is stewing herself in an iron pot.

"I can't, I can't cook it in one pot with my physique." Gao Dewei waved his hand, "Chang'an is done washing, it's your turn, do you want to wash?"

"Bah, you mean his status is higher than ours?" Bai Ani caught the arrogance hidden in Gao Dewei's words.

"I didn't say that... I didn't mean it." Gao Dewei looked at Miao Yingying angrily, and Miao Yingying looked at Gao Dewei threateningly with a black carbon rod in her hand.

"Gao Dewei, you have to realize that we are all in the same class, and we are also graduates of the High School Affiliated to Hunan University. Even if there is a gap, we are still in the same school." Bai Hui was also a little unconvinced, "We just take it out, Relatives and friends heard that we belonged to the High School Affiliated to Hunan University, who wouldn't praise us for being the best? Why do you seem inferior and stupid in front of you?"

"You don't understand that." Gao Dewei glanced at the carbon bar in Miao Yingying's hand and said nothing.

"You say it!" Miao Yingying lost the carbon rod, but she wanted to see what Gao Dewei had to say.

"The High School Affiliated to Hunan University ranks among the top three domestic high schools based on high-quality students. Do you understand the high-quality students? Chang'an and I are high-quality students. Students like us are the signature of the high school because of our existence. , the attached middle school is the top high school, and it can win more educational resources and form a virtuous circle... You belong to the ordinary students who enjoy this virtuous circle, and it is precisely because these educational resources can benefit ordinary students, There are also people like us who improve the learning atmosphere and competitive environment, drive the learning of ordinary students, and improve their thinking and logic, and the High School Affiliated to Hunan University has become a sweet pastry. In an organization like the High School Affiliated to Hunan University, the gap between everyone is actually quite big..." After Gao Dewei finished speaking, he stared at Miao Yingying vigilantly, so that she would not mess up his face with carbon strips again. Doodling.

Miao Yingying and Bai Hui glanced at each other, still very unconvinced, but Gao Dewei was justified, so the two good friends shifted their target very tacitly, took a bowl of cold water together and poured it into the pot, Anyway, Liu Changan and Gao Dewei are just as rude, and retaliation against anyone is not a disaster.

Liu Changan was closing his eyes and resting comfortably, when a basin of cold water was poured down, he shuddered and sat up from the pot, staring at Bai Hui and Miao Yingying who were laughing.

Liu Changan stood up without any hesitation, Bai Hui and Miao Yingying screamed, turned around and planned to run away, but how could Liu Changan escape?Liu Changan grabbed Miao Yingying first and threw Miao Yingying into the pot.

Seeing that Miao Yingying was thrown into the pot by Liu Changan, Bai Hui screamed and jumped up like a chicken in soup. She was amused and scared. She hurriedly twisted her butt and ran upstairs. Her clothes were thin. Cotton texture, once it falls into the water, isn't it still soaked all over the body, the skin is transparent and visible, and it becomes the temptation of wet body?
Hurry up and run, Bai Hui left Miao Yingying without looking back and ran into the room to hide.

Gao Dewei laughed aside, Miao Yingying picked up the water basin in the pot, and poured a basin of water on Gao Dewei, and immediately poured Gao Dewei into the soup.

"How to splash me!" Gao Dewei was stunned for a moment, and he picked up a basin of water and prepared to splash it on Miao Yingying.

"What are you doing?" Gao Yuanshan just came over, grabbed Gao Dewei's ear accurately and quickly, and said angrily, "You dare to bully Yingying?"

"Dad... No... I didn't..." Goldway's ear suffered a sharp pain, did he want to pick him up by his ear?

Miao Yingying hurriedly crawled out of the pot, blushing, "Uncle Gao, we're just kidding."

"It's... she bullied me." Gao Dewei was really wronged, where did he bully Miao Yingying?

"Let's take a pot bath... Uncle Gao, do you want a pot?" Liu Changan asked enthusiastically.

Gao Yuanshan let go of Gao Dewei's ears. He had also experienced it in the Jiangnan area in the early years, but he was a little tempted, but he still smiled, "You young people play, I won't mix."

After he finished speaking, Gao Yuanshan gave Gao Dewei a hard look before turning around and leaving.

"I'll see if you dare to bully me in the future." Miao Yingying, who was backed by a strong background, became shy, her tone was also delicate, and she gently tugged on Gao Dewei's pinched ear.

"I'm going to tell my mother that you look like my dad's first love." Goldway thought for a while and said.

"You...you pig brain!" Miao Yingying was simply furious.

Liu Changan picked up the big pot, poured out all the water, cleaned up, and said to Miao Yingying: "You can go get a swimsuit and wear it to try the pot bath, Gao Dewei can only outsmart it, understand? ?"

Seduction is outsmarting?Miao Yingying opened her mouth, is this useful to Gao Dewei?As soon as this idea came up, more than half of his cheeks turned red, and he couldn't help but stare at Liu Changan fiercely, what kind of coquettish idea is this?

Liu Changan didn't mean to actively pull the red line, he just said so casually, and then went to the kitchen to cook.

After a while, when Liu Changan was washing vermicelli, he turned around and found Bai Anisan sneakily standing at the door of the kitchen watching.

"We're even, you don't allow me to throw me into the pot." Bai Hui pointed at random, but he didn't find a pot of the right size, so he pointed to the iron pot on the stove and said.

"What's even?" Liu Changan couldn't understand, "Go sit in the yard and have dinner in a while."

Bai Hui squinted and smiled, leaned on the door and walked in quietly, leaning against the wall and watching Liu Changan busy.

Girls are always weird. Liu Changan glanced at the home-style girl who was rarely seen on weekdays, and continued to do his own thing.

Liu Changan made beef stewed vermicelli, fried grass carp, boiled chicken with green peppers, and a large pot of tomato and egg soup. After dinner, Liu Changan asked the three of them to play cards first, and then came to the next yard downstairs to ring the doorbell.

Li Hongfang knew that it was meaningless to pretend that she was not there. Since Liu Changan came to ring the doorbell, he must know that she was here.

Li Hongfang listened to Su Nanxiu's statement that she was pretty good-looking and had a good figure, so she was not so frightened. What's more, Liu Changan seemed to have always been very gentle, and there was nothing scary to her.

"Good evening." Liu Changan walked in and greeted Li Hongfang.

"Good evening." Li Hongfang said quickly.

"How is your hole going?" Liu Changan asked.

Many people are somewhat taboo to directly say things like robbing tombs and robbing caves. However, there are no literature and classics, and it is of little significance. Only one scroll of bamboo slips is the "Book of Complaints", which is a pleasant surprise."

"The Letter to the Land? The tomb owner issued it himself, or did he find someone else?" Liu Changan asked with great interest.

"It was issued by a person named Xiaoyaohou for the owner of the tomb, and the wording was extremely majestic. He did not ask the Yin Division to give the tomb owner convenience, but just directly sealed the tomb owner as the king of a certain area in the underworld. "Book" is completely different, we think that this Marquis of Xiaoyao may not be a marquis, but a real emperor... In ancient times, apart from the emperor, who would dare to directly confer a king in the underworld?" Li Hongfang said with some excitement.

"Xiaoyaohou? It sounds like the villain BOSS in the old-school martial arts novels. It's a bit old-fashioned." Liu Changan nodded. This "Book of Complaints" is something like the name of the road after the death of the ancients. The ancients believed that the underworld and the There is also a nobility system of three, six, nine, etc. in the real world. It is necessary to be honored in life and to be buried in death. These people who have a certain status in the real world want to inherit their glory and wealth in the real world. "The Book of Complaints" is such a heavenly book that yin and yang are interlinked.

Of course, the weight of the "Book of Complaint" written by different people is different, and it is true that only the emperor can dare to write the "Book of Complaint" in the underworld, and only after confirming the identity of the person who wrote it, The owner of the tomb dared to be buried with such a "Letter to the Land", otherwise he would take the "Letter to the Land" written by someone who was not qualified to be king to go to the underworld to claim the throne, wouldn't he be courting death?No, he's already dead... In short, it won't benefit.

Really interesting, Liu Changan nodded, "I have a chance to show it to me."

"If you want to see it, there is definitely a chance." Li Hongfang nodded meaningfully.

"Don't bother, I just came to say hello, you are busy." Liu Changan raised his hand to signal Li Hongfang not to make tea, and got up to leave.

"You're looking for me...Is it okay?" Li Hongfang was stunned for a moment. She knew that it was no surprise that Liu Changan found her, but since he found out, wouldn't he interrogate and investigate her?
"It's alright." Liu Changan walked directly to the door and thought for a while, "Before, there were bats flying everywhere outside my house, and then all those bats died."

Li Hongfang suddenly felt a chill down his spine. Looking at Liu Changan's leaving back, he hurriedly packed his things and left the farmhouse carefully to avoid disturbing the movement in the yard next door.

Li Hongfang ran far away, and then called Su Nanxiu to report that he was discovered by Liu Changan.

Su Nanxiu was not surprised that Li Hongfang would be discovered by Liu Changan, but she felt Shangguan Dandan's dissatisfied eyes and quickly hung up the phone.

"The way of serving a husband is clearly stated in the Book of Rites. Women are headed by chastity. There are five stories about husbands. There is the respect of father and son. The third is to repay and act, and then there is the way of brothers. The fourth is to pass the rules and become virtuous, and then there is the righteousness of friends. eyes, continued speaking, and coughed softly.

Qin Yanan hurriedly poured out the water, held the cup in both hands and handed it over. Shangguan Dandan took the water and nodded in approval.

Su Nanxiu looked at Qin Yanan and felt itchy teeth. Ye Sijin was Ye Sijin after all. Even if she lost her memory, she still looked like this in her bones. Facing Shangguan Tantan's attitude, she was like a little daughter-in-law who pleases her mother-in-law.

Shangguan Dandan claimed to be Liu Changan's mother, Su Nanxiu was a little unbelievable for a while, but Qin Yanan didn't seem to be as surprised as Su Nanxiu, even though Qin Yanan called Shangguan Dandan "Dandan" instead of using the title of an elder, but the intimacy was transparent. The attitude of the younger generation is correct, but it is not fake.

The current situation is that Shangguan Dandan called Qin Yanan and Su Nanxiu upstairs and came to Liu Changan's room, where he had been talking about the "Book of Rites" and "The Female Commandments" for a long time.

If it weren't for the sense of oppression that Shangguan Dandan gave to Su Nanxiu's heart, Su Nanxiu would have left long ago. What is the age now, who is interested in listening to these old dross?
"How do you understand the way of being a husband?" Shangguan Dandan held the water cup in front of him in both hands, sitting upright and dignified, with a particularly straight waist, and looked at Su Nanxiu indifferently.

After listening to the mess for so long, Su Nanxiu finally breathed a sigh of relief, and said coldly, "My understanding of the way of serving a husband is the latest version of the Marriage Law. If you don't understand, just search it on your phone."

Shangguan Dandan took out his mobile phone, searched for "Marriage Law", and couldn't help frowning.
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I stayed up late to write the chapter yesterday morning, and was going to update it later in the evening, but I caught a cold in the afternoon and couldn’t write it at night, so I’ll make it up today.Xia Hua is indeed frail and sickly. If there is an update or there is no update when it is about to be updated, it is basically just sick, and there is absolutely no intention to slack off and maliciously play with readers.

This chapter is made up today, asking for a monthly ticket.

　Thanks to book friend Wang Mengfu for his generous reward, adding a new leader to the book.

　　
　
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