I'm really immortal

Chapter 450 Let's Learn to Bark Together
In the afternoon, Liu Changan and An Nuan strolled around the academy square for a long time. The major clubs not only shouted, but also had various performances and activities. An Nuan got a pack of spicy noodles in a golden egg smashing event. , I couldn't make her happy, and then I found out that this was the basic reward, so I thought it was all Liu Changan's fault, because if it was him, it might be the first prize.

Because he missed the first prize, An Nuan punished him to eat half a pack of spicy sticks, and she took the rest to class.

Liu Changan had no class in the afternoon, and An Nuan originally wanted him to accompany him to class, but Liu Changan said that it was too sticky, which would lead to an earlier period of love burnout, and received many fists from An Nuan.

The Mid-Autumn Festival has passed, and the northwest wind has picked up, blowing it again and again on various lakes along the north and south coasts, the hairy crabs raised gradually become fatter, all kinds of nets fall between the lakes and mountains, and baskets of fat crabs come ashore. , along with various express delivery to the north and south of the river.

Liu Changan wants to eat crabs. In fact, when it comes to eating, it is best to participate in the process of collecting ingredients and making them. The most interesting thing is to participate in person. This is the real sense of ceremony, rather than putting a few exquisite pairs in high-end restaurants. After taking a few selfies, I am satisfied that I am a person who pursues a sense of ritual.

This sense of ritual is essentially no different from placing plates when paying homage to ancestors, ghosts and gods.

Is there any place near Gunsa where I can go crabbing?After thinking about it, Liu Changan decided to buy some online. Anyway, he is not a person who pursues a sense of ritual.

The sky was dimmed by a layer of gray clouds, and it didn't seem to mean it was going to rain, but the autumn wind was no longer scorching hot, and it was very cool and uncomfortable, so Liu Changan's footsteps were even more intense. Slowed down a bit and came to the intersection of Ziping Street.

I came here once during the rainy season, bought fabrics to make a cheongsam, and met Qin Yanan and the "third wife". When I came back in autumn, the scene of continuous rain seemed like yesterday. When I opened my eyes, I saw the plane trees in the middle of the street became brighter. The withering yellow is a bit surprising. Generally speaking, the phoenix trees in Junsha will not wither so early.

The traces of autumn are so obvious, it is time to make new clothes.

Liu Changan came to "Explanation". Like the top brand counters in Baolong Center, they were very famous, but they received very few customers. There was only a clerk in a mellow red dress standing in front of a pot of chamomile.

Seeing Liu Changan, the clerk just smiled and said "welcome", but did not come over to receive him immediately, as if he would only come over when he needed help or questions.

Wang Jiangzi walked out. At present, Weng Simei usually does not come to the store. Usually, only Wang Jiangzi comes to receive the distinguished guests who have made an appointment.

She had some impressions of this young man, because Qin Yanan and the third wife of the Zhu family came here on that rainy day. This young man was Qin Yanan's cousin, and he evenly walked away with a piece of cloth that Qin Yanan had ordered.

"Have you used the cloth you bought last time?" Wang Jiangzi showed a gentle smile, not being overly enthusiastic or forcibly familiar with him like an ordinary businessman.

"I used it, it's a very good cloth." Liu Changan nodded, looking at the various fabrics that were stored in the cabinet and looked exquisite under the light.

"Actually, Professor Liu and I are good friends. I've seen the photo of her cheongsam, and I heard that you made it. It's really good." Wang Jiangzi remembered that Professor Liu called the other day to ask if there was a boy there. She bought the fabric here, and later mentioned on the phone that he made it and gave it to Professor Liu's daughter.

Wang Jiangzi didn't ask much at the time, but after all, he felt a little unbelievable, because there are some details in the cheongsam photos posted by Professor Liu, and laymen may just look at it and think the workmanship is good, but Wang Jiangzi can see more details and secret skills, There are very few people who can master and achieve this level.

"Thank you." Liu Changan nodded.

He didn't seem to think it was a joyful thing to be recognized by Wang Jiangzi. His indifference was probably also very confident. With such a skill, there must be a more amazing master, and he naturally took it for granted that the appreciation of others.

"Do you still want to buy some cloth today?" Wang Jiangzi didn't ask him outright who he studied. For a while, he couldn't remember who had such a gifted disciple from a number of famous masters in China. Although people are not as numerous as the crucian carp crossing the river, there are not many unknown craftsmen who are not well-known but have the skills of masters.

"Yes."

"But... we are still mainly customized here, and the fabrics are generally only provided to customers who make clothes in our store." Wang Jiangzi said with some embarrassment.

"Oh, so that's it, I'm sorry." Liu Changan didn't mean to force it, he turned around and walked out the door. It seems that Qin Yanan gave him the cloth last time. Selling cloth to make money is mainly to design exquisite fabrics and attract customers to choose customization. This is the main source of profit.

"Wait..." Wang Jiangzi hurriedly chased after him, this young man had no intention of discussing with anyone at all, it was too casual.

Liu Changan stopped and looked at Wang Jiangzi, "Is something wrong?"

"I mean... you can borrow venue tools to make clothes in our store. We provide fabrics. I just want to see your craftsmanship." Wang Jiangzi also understood, this person did not try to guess the subtle and euphemistic meaning in other people's words. It's better to go straight to the habit, lest people be too lazy to interpret it when she hides some meaning.

"Okay." Liu Changan nodded without thinking, "You can also learn, sooner or later this store will have to rely on you to support it."

Wang Jiangzi showed a calm smile, what she said was really thoughtful and made me happy!

So Liu Changan came to Wang Jiangzi's studio upstairs for his own use. Wang Jiangzi accompanied him for a while, and saw that he had been using the computer to check information, and he was looking at various styles of lolita dresses.

Wang Jiangzi is not in a hurry. She is a business person, and of course she is not so short-sighted, and she is not in a hurry to verify Liu Changan's level. She always has this patience.

Liu Changan stayed for a while and then went back. He just came to see it today. When he got home, he had to take a closer look at the little skirt he borrowed.

Passing by the vegetable market, Liu Changan bought spring onions, tofu and river prawns and went home. He saw Zhou Dongdong and Lu Sien who had just left school under the plane tree.

Zhou Dongdong was carrying a small schoolbag, half squatted with his left leg, stretched his right leg back, raised his hands behind his back, held his head up and stuck his neck.

"Ouch..."

"Om... Om... Om..."

"Ow...Ow...Ow..."

"Om... Om..."

"You stupid dog, you don't even know how to bark." Zhou Dongdong touched Lu Sien's dog's head, "Learn from me again... ooh..."

"Om...Om...Om..." Lu Sien continued to make a short roar like a supercar engine.

"You are really a stupid dog." Zhou Dongdong was very patient, "We..."

"What are you doing?" Liu Changan asked.

"I'm teaching Lu Sien how to bark." Zhou Dongdong looked at Liu Changan in a position where he could easily let out a dog roar.

"You are teaching a dog how to bark?" Liu Changan looked at the child incomprehensible.

Zhou Dongdong nodded, "Ow..."

"Even if you want to teach a dog how to bark, I also taught you last time. Most dogs bark." Liu Changan reminded him that his teaching results seemed to be a failure.

"I forgot."

"Can you forget this too? Woo Angwang!"

"I haven't copied it many times in the writing pad, how can I remember it?"

Liu Changan thought for a while, and stopped trying to teach Zhou Dongdong how to bark. What he did was not the same as her teaching a dog to bark, wasn't it?
So stupid.

After Liu Changan realized his mistake, he went upstairs to cook after three seconds of reflection.

After a while, Zhou Dongdong, who smelled the fragrance, didn't have the heart to teach Lu Sien how to bark, and hurried upstairs to see what brother Chang'an was doing.

"Go and ask Sister Egg to go upstairs to eat." In the future, he will lick a pair of chopsticks, Liu Changan thought. Although Shangguan Dandan doesn't eat it, it's fine. She didn't eat anything before, but since she knew she could eat it, Liu Changan felt Let's call, after all, we are all acquaintances, the neighbors are next door.

Zhou Dongdong put down his schoolbag and ran downstairs to knock on the door, calling Shangguan Dandan up.

Liu Changan peeled the tofu, cut the large pieces of tofu into uniform 16 yuan, dried it in a sieve, blown it with the hot air of a hair dryer, put lard in the pot and heated it up to smoke, then put the tofu in, sprinkled a little Salt, after turning over the tofu, add sweet wine, add about [-] river prawns, add soy sauce after boiling water, boil for a while, add sugar, and finally put green onions before cooking.

This tofu is called Jiang Shilang Tofu. Jiang Shilang was Jiang Cidi, the second son of Jiang Pu, a university scholar at that time. He was an official to the Ministry of Home Affairs. Yuan Mei was famous for eating it at that time. Say you haven't eaten the tofu I made, right?That's nothing.

Later, Jiang Shilang personally cooked this tofu, convinced Yuan Mei, and passed on the story of Yuan Mei's three-fold waist for a bowl of tofu.

It is difficult to verify whether this was the case at the time, but this tofu is really delicious... Many "tell stories" and "beautiful news" of the ancients are actually very often related to the comments under NetEase Cloud and Zhihu. Like some of the stories that involve emotional experiences.

Liu Changan made tofu and called Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong to have dinner. The two men, one big and one small, were sitting neatly on the sofa watching a documentary about tiger sharks.

Liu Changan glanced at it. The protagonist of the documentary is actually the Ju's weasel shark, commonly known as the tiger shark, but it is not the same thing as the biological tiger shark, and the two are also different genera.

"This little tiger shark can dance!" Zhou Dongdong turned his head to watch TV while being attracted by the food, and automatically adjusted his direction and walked to the dining table.

"Maybe it's crazy." Many animals in the animal kingdom look like dancing, but in fact, it is usually caused by nerve problems that lead to disordered limb movements.

"I don't have meat buns today?" Shangguan Dandan looked at Liu Changan's dishes.

"Brother Chang'an is delicious!" Zhou Dongdong went to serve the meal.

Shangguan Dandan took the rice bowl that Zhou Dongdong handed over. She didn't have the consciousness to serve the rice by herself, but after Liu Changan was seated, she nodded her head left and right to indicate that everyone can start the meal.

Zhou Dongdong ignored Shangguan Dandan's nod, because she had already eaten three shrimps.

"Go shopping at night." Liu Changan said to Shangguan Dandan, and he and Shangguan Dandan took Zhou Dongdong out once last time.

In the past few days, Shangguan Dandan has expanded her activities to the entire community, under the vines, beside the fence, under the plane trees, at the garbage dump, beside the chicken coop, and beside the vegetable field.

The people in the community are a bit new. After all, she is such a beautiful little girl. She doesn't talk much, but her expression is always very cute, which is very attractive.

Shangguan Dandan took out a rolled up piece of white paper from his sleeve, opened it, pressed it on the table and smoothed it, and handed it to Liu Changan.

"Is this what you want to buy?"

Shangguan Dandan nodded.

Liu Changan didn't read much. Shopping is also an important experience to integrate into today's era. She can also write lists, which is good.

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of something, and he couldn't help but wonder, "A tampon?"

Shangguan Dandan eats tofu in small bites. She has no opinion on eating one dish for three people, but does he have any opinion on using sanitary napkins or tampons?

Because he was eating and there were children, even if the children entered the barrier, Liu Changan didn't want to discuss this issue with Shangguan Dandan.

After dinner, Liu Changan and Shangguan Dandan went to Baolong Center together and sent Zhou Dongdong to the restaurant to do his homework.

The two of them went to the supermarket downstairs.

"Are you really going to have menstruation?" Although he had bought sanitary napkins for Shangguan Dandan many times, Liu Changan was still curious about this question.

It is not trivial to be curious about this question, because it is a research question in the unknown field, just like one would be curious about how to prove that all the non-trivial zeros of the self-defeating L function lie on the complex plane Re(s)=1/ 2 is the same on the straight line.

Shangguan Dandan's eyes bulged, and he glanced at the red fire extinguisher first, then touched it with interest, and then stared at Liu Changan, "Have you not even read "Ancient Innocence"? Woman Seven Years old, the kidney qi is prosperous, the hair grows even more at the age, the sunflower arrives at the age of twenty-seven, and the menstrual period is the same.”

"I wrote this article, can I not know?" Liu Changan continued, "Then you didn't come when you were sleeping in the coffin before, right? But you were awake for a long time. , until I later bought you a sanitary napkin, have you ever had a menstrual period during this period? How did you deal with it after you came? What do you do with the used sanitary napkin?"

Shangguan Dandan's eyes looked left and right, and the bulging cheeks were stained with layers of blush.

Several girls who passed by were looking at Liu Changan with a perverted look.

Liu Changan didn't care, but Shangguan Dandan didn't seem to be planning to answer his question, so he left him standing next to the fire extinguisher, and walked into the supermarket by himself.

She was outside, and there was no way she could get into the coffin when she had a question she didn't want to answer or she didn't want to talk.

He followed.

Shangguan Dandan didn't bother with him for a long time. When she walked into the supermarket, her eyes were like a bird in a cage, and she liked to look around when being carried by the owner.

Liu Changan saw Shangguan Dandan standing at the fruit weighing place watching others buy fruit.

"What fruit do you want to eat?" The fruits here are relatively expensive, such as Okayama Seowang grapes and Shizuoka green melons.

"I want this." Shangguan Dandan said, pointing to the weighing meter.

"Let's go." Liu Changan pulled her away, "Follow your list and go buy tampons first."

Liu Changan took her to buy a tampon. Because she was definitely a novice, she chose a catheter-type tampon for her. The instructions were clear at a glance, and she must have no difficulty in using it.

If I had gone many years earlier, how to instruct the heroine to use tampons must have been a plot that could have been written in several chapters in the novel.

"How did you know this?" Liu Changan asked casually.

"In the novel."

Liu Changan nodded to show his understanding. Shangguan Dandan's understanding of modern society came from novels. I wanted to come to her to read female novels. After all, there are very few women who use tampons in China. The authors of male novels know that There are very few of these things, let alone the function and benefits of tampons, which impresses Shangguan Dandan to use tampons instead of sanitary napkins.
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Ask for a recommendation ticket and a monthly ticket, and comfort the author who regrets not being able to guide the heroine to use it.

　I recommend a good-looking book "Starting with an Archangel". Wang Daliang is a senior dog who is about to graduate. His biggest hobby is to play various games.But when he was about to leave the campus, he was woken up by mosquitoes in the hot summer night, and he suddenly discovered a big secret of his roommate and girlfriend.

　　


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