I'm really immortal

Chapter 467

"Can I shake my foot?"

"Why are you shaking?"

"Looks like I'm very girly and cute."

"Then why are you asking me?"

"Because according to the principles of mechanics, the potential energy generated by me dangling around and doing gong is eventually passed on to you, increasing your burden. I have to know if you can do it...hehe..."

"Can you do it? You know what to do. Go... find a place..."

"Don't! Hate it! I'm a pure girl, and I don't understand the inner meaning. I'm going to shake! I'm going to shake non-stop now!"

"Be quiet."

Liu Changan carried An Nuan on his back and walked across the road of flying sycamore leaves on the campus, stepping on the black asphalt pavement, and saw that the willow tree he had treated was rejuvenated. He did not remind An Nuan that he should Hanging willow branches.

Life on campus is leisurely and casual, with a few things to do, but not too many things to do. It is contaminated with some secular market tastes, but it is just enough to not be too boring. Liu Changan is quite satisfied with this kind of life.

After an autumn rain, the autumn rain fattened the autumn pool.

It was also full of the hole Zhou Dongdong dug under the plane tree. Zhou Shuling and Liu Changan refused to feed her the crabs bought here. In the end, Shangguan Dandan accompanied Zhou Dongdong to the vegetable market to buy a few loach and put them in the market. into the pit.

Shangguan Dandan's scope of activities has finally expanded to the vegetable market, because she feels that as a mother, if one day she has to take care of her son's daily life, but she doesn't even know where the vegetable market is, she will lose her identity.

mother's identity.

As the queen mother, of course, you don't need to know where the vegetable market is.

Although she has no experience in cooking, but knowing where the market is, the queen mother has done her best.

"Why do we only feed... one, two, three, four, five, six loach!" Zhou Dongdong remembered that when Brother Chang'an bought loach, he always bought a bucket.

"Because I have no money." Shangguan Dandan said, holding a few dollars in change.

"I don't have any money either." Zhou Dongdong took out his pocket. It only makes sense that money should become delicious, otherwise what's the use of it?
"Liu Chang'an is very rich. He gives me 50 yuan a day, 500 yuan a month, 250 yuan a year, and 1000 million yuan in 850 years!" Shangguan Dandan calculated, with some expectations: "I can play cards that cost fifty cents a penny, but no one else in the community dares."

"Sister Egg, your math is amazing!" Zhou Dongdong said with some admiration.

"It's okay." Shangguan Dandan nodded slightly reservedly, "Can you play cards?"

"I don't know how adults play, but I can play poker. I'll teach you!" Zhou Dongdong ran upstairs.

Shangguan Dandan held up his skirt and slowly followed behind Zhou Dongdong.

"In the poker cards, it is 12345678910. From small to large, this A is 1. In these cards with flowers, the men's cards are bigger than the women's, the old grandpa's card is bigger than the brother's card, and there are king and little king. In this way, we each take some cards and just play other people's cards." Poker is so simple, Zhou Dongdong is very skilled.

Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong played cards all morning. At noon, Liu Changan came back from the tailor's shop to cook for the two of them. Zhou Shuling was usually busy on weekends. Her big meat buns were white, tender, delicious, sweet and delicious, with minced meat. The soft and rotten red sauce is full of color and flavor, and the juice splashes in one mouthful, accompanied by the crunchy taste of the crayfish, which makes people unable to stop their mouths. At present, it has surpassed the sales of Zhou Dongdong brand chicken thighs, second only to rice noodles.

This is also because the unit price of a bowl of rice noodles is much higher than that of the big meat buns. In terms of sales, the big meat buns are the first.

Zhou Dongdong brand big drumsticks have more die-hard customers, so they are more suitable for small mouths as snacks. Nowadays, people don’t like the snacks sold in supermarket counters that are mixed with too many industrial flavors and raw materials.

"What kind of cards are you playing?" Liu Chang'an stood next to the big and small players who were concentrating on playing cards and watched for 3 minutes, but couldn't understand.

Shangguan Dandan gave an A, and Zhou Dongdong gave a 3.

Zhou Dongdong gave a Q, Shangguan Dandan gave a J.

what is this?
"We're playing cards!" Zhou Dongdong raised his head and saw the big goose in Brother Chang'an's hand just after the game was over.

Zhou Dongdong walked up to the big goose, waved his hand, and said hello to the big goose: "Goose goose goose, Qu Xiang Xiang Tiange, Baimao Lake deer water, use your palm to clear the waves!"

"What did you read?"

"Goose goose, Qu Xiang Xiang Tiange!"

"The next two sentences."

"Deer water in Baimao Lake, use your palm to move the clear waves!" Zhou Dongdong recited the poem aloud: "Deer water in Baimao Lake, move the clear waves with your palm!"

"It's a good poem. It's more artistic than the white hair floating on the green water, and the red palm plucking the clear waves. It reminds me of the legend of the deer haunting the lake. The green water is misty, and the swans and deer are by the lake. The scene in the jungle is full of fairy and seclusion, and the word "heng palm" reflects the realm of the martial arts master who lives here. A good poem, a good poem, as expected of Zhou Dongdong." After all, he was able to memorize it all, so Liu Changan praised a few words, and didn't bother to correct her pronunciation, so he carried the goose to the kitchen.

Shangguan Dandan couldn't help laughing. He opened his thermos and poured water. Shangguan Dandan liked this thermos very much. He poured hot water in the morning and it was still warm the next morning.

Zhou Dongdong stopped playing cards, and trotted behind Liu Changan into the kitchen, wanting to see if there was anything he could do to set fire to himself.

Liu Changan pointed to the downstairs, Zhou Dongdong understood it, and went downstairs to clean up the big stove and prepare for the fire.

Liu Changan is no longer a Yunlin goose today, but a firewood goose.

The taste of firewood goose is not uniform, and there are many ways to do it. The key point is that when the autumn wind rises, it is the feeling of being surrounded by a large firewood stove and adding vegetables and stewing while burning the fire.

It is not suitable for people with small appetites. This kind of eating continuously until the goose broth tastes faded is more suitable for Liu Changan, Shangguan Dandan, and Zhou Dongdong.

The heroes in the story are also ten jins of beef, ten jins of soju, ten jins of steamed buns and the like.

Liu Changan killed the goose and chopped the goose meat into small pieces. First, in the upstairs kitchen, he used cooking wine and ginger slices to deal with the fishy smell and removed the white foam, leaving a clean and plump goose meat.

Downstairs, Zhou Dongdong took out the snakeskin bag and unburned table legs from the large stove, tore up the workbook, and lit the lighter, setting the stove on fire.

This is not an easy task. Considering the ability of a six-year-old child, it is outstanding, which shows that it is easier for everyone to discover their potential in the things they like to do.

Shangguan Dandan was worried that Zhou Dongdong's fire was out, so he took a small fan, sat two meters away from the big stove, and fanned the fire one by one.

After Liu Changan came down, he cleaned the big iron pot and put it on the big stove. With Zhou Dongdong's efforts, the fire was already burning vigorously.

"It's not hot anymore, why are you still fanning?" Liu Changan asked Shangguan Dandan.

"I'm fanning the stove." Shangguan Dandan took the small fan and swung it a few times.

Liu Changan nodded and said nothing.

Liu Changan first heated the pot, smeared it with oil, then added garlic cloves and ginger slices to stir fry, sprinkled with red pepper, then poured the goose meat into the pot, added light and dark soy sauce and stir-fry, and then poured a full 1000ML* 2 bottles of beer.

Beer is the key. Whole wheat taste is the most suitable, and the wort concentration should be high, so that the goose meat tasted in this way is the most delicious.

Eat goose meat first, and then slowly add other meat and vegetables. For example, large pieces of pork belly are first fried on the side of a hot pot, and then put in the pot for a while, so that it is not so greasy, and the taste of the pork belly is fat and thin.

After burning for half an hour, the slightly drunk aroma of meat and beer immersed in the soup was overflowing.

Before eating, Liu Changan picked the goose legs, poured the soup, and packed a bowl for Zhou Shuling to keep.

"It's so hard." Shangguan Dandan stopped fanning, glanced at Liu Changan, and said that he had already started to do housework, which was basically the same as Zhou Shuling's family status, but his ability was temporarily limited and he tried his best.

Liu Changan nodded and said nothing.

The three sat down around the large stove, each took the bowls and chopsticks and started to eat. Liu Changan wrapped a damp cloth on the edge of the pot in front of Zhou Dongdong to prevent her from burning her hands. Shangguan Dandan would do the same after seeing it, but It was rejected by Liu Changan.

While eating was in full swing, Zhu Juntang ran over.

Her foot restraint has been lifted, and the little fairy who was freed was looking around in the room with binoculars idly. She saw Liu Changan with a beautiful girl Zhu Juntang did not know. The two were eating around a pot. Zhu Juntang I just wanted to run over to have a look, and hurriedly descended to the world.

Seeing Zhu Juntang, Liu Changan tapped the edge of the pot with chopsticks and asked her if she wanted to add a pair of chopsticks.

Zhu Juntang shook his head and sat beside the muddy stove. There were traces of black ash charcoal fire on the edge of the pot. How could a fairy squat in such a place to eat?
Liu Changan ignored her, Zhu Juntang looked at Shangguan Dandan for a while, and Shangguan Dandan also raised his eyebrows and glanced at Zhu Juntang.

Zhu Juntang stood beside Liu Changan, leaned over, twisted his waist, rubbed his body against Liu Changan, squeezed him and motioned for him to introduce himself and Shangguan Dandan.

"Her name is Zhu Juntang, she is a fairy." Liu Changan said to Shangguan Dandan.

"I'm Liu Changan's mother." Shangguan Dandan said angrily. Liu Changan didn't let her wrap a wet cloth around the pot, did he think it didn't matter if she got burned?Although this really can't scald her, shouldn't such a protective measure be a kind of thoughtfulness that distresses her mother?
Liu Changan didn't care anymore, he continued to eat on his own, took a piece of foie gras, and gave half of it to Zhou Dongdong.

Zhu Juntang was stunned for a while, then pointed at Liu Changan and laughed. It seems that one of the truths in this world is that those who always like to be masters must be secretly being sons!

Of course, Zhu Juntang didn't feel bad about being called Grandpa Liu Changan, but she just thought it was funny. Speaking of which, she liked to be called Grandpa Liu Changan, because her own grandfather died early, and every time she called Grandpa Liu Changan At that time, there was no psychological obstacle, and anyway, there was a feeling of coquetry.

Girls like to act like a spoiled child, especially when the person who acts like a spoiled child is someone who is very powerful and powerful, and he doesn't admit it on the surface, but actually admires it, it still feels very good.

Of course, it is also true to hate him, because he is really a very hateful old man.

"Stop laughing...are you a chicken?" Liu Changan glared at Zhu Juntang, what's so funny!Weird joke!

"Why do you call me a chicken?" Zhu Juntang was stunned for a moment, and looked at his pure and white dress today, fluttering like a fairy, neither like a hen, nor a turkey, a roast chicken, etc., something similar No place.

"You spit, add ingredients to my pot, do you think you are spraying chicken essence?" Liu Changan waved his hand, "Go, don't disturb our meal."

"You eat yours." Zhu Juntang didn't care about Liu Changan's attitude. Anyway, the old man's attitude towards her was not good. Zhu Juntang's interest was in Shangguan Dandan.

"What's your name?" Zhu Juntang looked at the girl who dared to claim to be Liu Changan's mother with admiration.

"Shangguan Dandan, don't talk to me anymore, I'm eating." Shangguan Dandan nibbled at a piece of goose gizzard, didn't you see she was eating?It is very impolite to talk to others when you see them eating.

There are only two people here, neither talking to Zhu Juntang. Zhu Juntang felt a little bored. After thinking about it, he reluctantly wronged himself and said to Liu Changan, "I want to eat too."

Liu Changan went to get a pair of bowls and chopsticks, and put a stool between him and Shangguan Dandan for Zhu Juntang to sit.

Holding a bowl, Zhu Juntang felt a little bit of life experience. He picked a little bit of meat the size of the belly of the little thumb and tasted it, and it was delicious!
Liu Changan added the goose blood clot, and when he turned around, he saw Zhu Juntang, who had just eaten happily, suddenly frowned.

"Choke?" Liu Changan asked, this is a situation that often happens to children.

Zhu Juntang shook his head, put down the bowls and chopsticks, and looked at Liu Changan with an uncomfortable look.

"What's wrong?" Liu Changan felt that something was wrong.

"I... I can't breathe." After Zhu Juntang finished speaking, her body swayed.

Liu Changan held Zhu Juntang's arm, and Zhu Juntang fell down on his shoulder, and then lost consciousness.

"What happened to her?" Shangguan Dandan looked at Zhu Juntang and Liu Changan in surprise, then opened his thermos and poured a glass of effervescent water, "Would you like to feed her some water?"

"That one of yours is an elixir?" Liu Changan did not take Shangguan Dandan's suggestion, and stretched out his fingers to hold Zhu Juntang's neck, slightly puzzled: "Her blood is extremely strong, her internal organs are very active, her gastrointestinal motility is disordered, and her heart is stunned. The swelling is so bad, what's going on? It doesn't make sense for a normal person to suddenly have this disease."

Shangguan Dandan had no choice but to drink the water himself, so he couldn't waste it.

Liu Changan opened her lips and teeth, and sperm and essence came out of her tongue, and spit it into Zhu Juntang's mouth. Seeing her sudden state, Liu Changan was not sure that she would be able to persist until she was sent to the hospital.

After waiting for a while, Liu Changan carefully observed Zhu Juntang's physical condition. Finally, her breathing began to accelerate and adjust slowly. Seeing her waist-length skirt, Liu Changan pulled the collar off.

"Don't force her to be safe!" Shangguan Dandan hurriedly reminded Liu Changan, "I have a way!"

"I didn't want to force her down!" Liu Changan asked suspiciously, "What can you do?"

Shangguan Dandan stood up holding the thermos and walked to her room. She couldn't just leave the thermos outside. Zhou Dongdong helped her see things.

Liu Changan hugged Zhu Juntang and followed Shangguan Dandan in. Shangguan Dandan opened the coffin and motioned Liu Changan to put Zhu Juntang in.

"Shoes, shoes are off!"

Liu Changan took off Zhu Juntang's white lace high-heeled shoes, but fortunately there was no foot odor, but these little feet were actually a little good-looking, not like sheep's hooves, which made Liu Changan a little dissatisfied.

"Take off your clothes and socks, too." Shangguan Dandan instructed Liu Changan again.

"You come." Liu Changan didn't really care about this, but he felt that Shangguan Dandan looked directly at him for some other meaning or reason.

"She's your woman!" Shangguan Dandan was slightly angry, this bad boy just likes to do bad things and not admit it.

"No!" Liu Changan shook his head calmly, ridiculous, he is a human now, how could he have a relationship with a fairy sheep.

"Then why does she have your breath on her body, and she still looks very strong." Shangguan Dandan looked at Liu Changan suspiciously.

"How is that possible?" Liu Changan suddenly remembered the topic of childbirth that Su Nanxiu said, and was stunned for a moment.

"You and her... You really are with her..." Shangguan Dandan was a little excited, because Liu Changan's dazed expression was captured by her.

"No...it shouldn't be. If she were my and Su Nanxiu's child, then Su Nanxiu would not tempt me with having a child again that day." Liu Changan turned quickly in thought, looked down at the coffin where Zhu Juntang was lying, and suddenly Ran Yuxiong said, "I squeezed out a drop of blood that day. Although she was knocked out by me, the vitality contained in that drop of blood was too strong, and part of it penetrated into her body and lay dormant. Coming here, these vital blood energies were awakened by something.”

Liu Changan knocked on the coffin, this thing was doing something wrong, Shangguan Dandan also said that when she was in the coffin, she could feel the person who contained his breath, which was actually the ability of the coffin.

The vitality contained in Liu Changan's drop of blood is so strong, it is the essence of the life system since the birth of the earth, the essence of the essence, little by little absorbed by the mutant vampire Mrs. Karnstein It once caused the phenomenon of plants, trees, birds and beasts on the Elephant Trunk Nest Mountain. Although Zhu Juntang passed out in a coma at that time and reduced the impact, he still did not really avoid it.

"It turned out to be made by a small coffin." Shangguan Dandan touched his coffin.

"You knew it wasn't me who forced her down, right?" Liu Changan looked suspiciously at Shangguan Dandan, who was fumbling around on the coffin.

"How would I know? Of course I don't know." Shangguan Dandan didn't look at Liu Changan, and pushed him casually, "Chou Ke, I'm going to undress her."

Liu Chang'an had no proof, and was too lazy to argue with Shangguan, so he walked out, a little funny, he didn't make any progress in playing cards these days, and he always lost more than ten or twenty yuan every day, but he learned a few words from the old men and women As the county said, "chuke" means "go out".

But I have to say that Zhu Juntang is really a blessed person. She used to claim that everything that happened around her would go to her heart for granted. It is not unreasonable... If she changed the time, Liu Changan was not there, Shangguan Dandan was not there, She was induced symptoms by this bronze coffin, and I was afraid that she would be more fortunate.

Liu Changan walked out. He knew that the essence in his mouth could soothe Zhu Juntang's symptoms just now, but Shangguan Dandan was willing to let her go, and the most important thing was that he could ask Zhu Juntang "lie down" afterward. What is it like to be rescued in a coffin?"

Asking Shangguan Dandan is very laborious, but it is generally no problem to ask her own immortal sheep. Even if she refuses to say it, Liu Changan has [-] ways to make immortal sheep speak the truth. .

"Brother Chang'an, where have you been? I accidentally ate too much." Zhou Dongdong stood up staggeringly, then climbed onto Liu Changan's reclining chair to lean back, "Oh, my belly is round. what?"

"I see your belly button burst out." Liu Changan sat down and continued to eat.

"When can I wear Song Taozi's Ultraman clothes?" Zhou Dongdong began to worry about other things after eating.

"In a dream."

"I dreamed last night...I forgot."

Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong talked for a while, and then heard Zhu Juntang's scream from the utility room. Liu Changan quickly swallowed the goose paw in his mouth and walked in to take a look.

When Zhou Dongdong heard the voice of the fairy sister, he quickly rolled down from the reclining chair and followed in staggeringly.

"Liu Changan...you...you really made me feel safe!" Zhu Juntang sat in the coffin with her arms folded on her chest, looking at Liu Changan who walked in with shame and indignation.

"I'm not here!" Liu Changan saw that Zhu Juntang was in an emergency just now, and he was so worried about the little fingernail. Now that she was recovering, she felt that it would be best for her to pass out of a coma.

Probably the one who fell asleep after eating the poisoned apple should be a fairy like Zhu Juntang.

"You fled the scene!" Zhu Juntang continued to accuse with tears in his eyes, "except you, no one will make my skirt and socks so tattered!"

Liu Changan pointed at Shangguan Dandan, and Shangguan Dandan quickly and calmly took the large scissors in his hand to his back.

"Aren't you going to help her undress? Why is it cut like this?" Liu Changan couldn't understand. Of course, he didn't do this. He could only tear it up with his hands. cut.

"I won't take off her clothes." Of course Shangguan Dandan had his own reasons.

"What about the stockings? You don't know any stockings?" Liu Changan believed in Shangguan Dandan's IQ.

"By the way... I'm just by the way." Shangguan Dandan took out the big scissors behind his back again, "I saved her life, do you still have to worry about skirts and socks with me?"

This is true, so Liu Changan nodded and said to Zhu Juntang: "You had a sudden illness just now, and Shangguan Dandan broke your skirt and socks in order to save you. Don't worry about it."

Zhu Juntang looked suspiciously at Liu Changan, but it wasn't really him who did it, and it wasn't fun at all... Anyway, as long as he didn't really force An himself to tear her skirt and socks, it would be fun.
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I recommend a book with a lot of words, "Master of Plane Replication", if you are interested, you can go and read it.

This time, Xia Hua will continue to break out big chapters for a week, and then update the complete episode of Two Leaves and One Su.

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