I'm really immortal

Chapter 719: A Brave Child and a Stupid Dragon
Liu Changan asked Zhu Juntang to copy "Guan Ju" ten times in the study before get out of class was over. To his surprise, Zhu Juntang didn't roll on the ground to resist without bleating, and just stayed in the study.

It's a bit strange, but can a mere lamb run out of the green grassland?

The breath of life condensed in Liu Changan's palm is incomparable even in a piece of grassland, so this metaphor is very vivid and there is no problem.

Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan didn't stay in the doll's house all the time, they ran downstairs to look for Zhu Juntang, but Zhongqing told them that Zhu Juntang was studying with Liu Chang'an, so after Zhou Dongdong sympathized with the fairy sister, he took Shangguan Dandan went to play other games.

When Liu Changan walked out of the study, she saw Zhou Dongdong wearing a toy airplane. She slipped through the hole in the middle of the toy airplane, like a majestic little airplane pilot, but the small airplane was a little too small, and the pilot was a little too big. Heavy, in such a situation, it is mostly impossible to fly.

If it barely takes off, it will also crash because the pilot is overweight.

Liu Chang'an didn't expect Zhu Juntang to have this kind of toy that was obviously prepared for young children, but he saw Shangguan Dandan sitting on a small wooden horse with four wheels... It seems that Zhu Juntang is here There are still a lot of low-age toys.

A rope was tied around the neck of the little wooden horse, and the other end of the rope was held in Zhou Dongdong's hand.

Shangguan looked at the little wooden horse dandan, a little worried that Liu Changan said she was naive, but he was unwilling to come down, so he muttered a few words that he didn't understand clearly as an explanation to Liu Changan.

Liu Chang'an's hearing is very good, and he also noticed that Shangguan Tandan spoke, but he didn't know what she said, and he didn't ask further. It is well known that many little old ladies have such problems, or it is a manifestation of senile diseases, and they often listen to They muttered unintelligible words in their mouths.

"I am a real small plane today." Zhou Dongdong said hastily when he saw Liu Changan.

"Oh, then you used to say that you were a small plane, and it was all fake? It turns out that you have always been just a fake small plane." Liu Changan suddenly realized the important point.

"I... I used to be the same!" Zhou Dongdong quickly defended, "It's just that today is a little more real than before, and they are all real small planes."

"If you were a real little airplane, you would definitely know how to recite poems." Liu Changan remembered that Zhu Juntang had said that Zhou Dongdong could not recite poems just now, and hoped that she would prove herself.

"Goose, goose, goose, song to the sky, deer water in Baimao Lake, clear waves with horizontal palm!" Zhou Dongdong immediately backtracked, proving that he was a real little plane.

Zhou Dongdong proved himself, throwing away the rope in his hand, holding the handle on the wing of the small plane with both hands and preparing to take off, but Liu Changan grabbed his clothes and failed to take off.

"Change to another one. You have memorized this poem for two years." Liu Chang'an asked not very satisfied. Whose kid showed off memorizing poems, didn't they blurt out "Song of Everlasting Sorrow", "Pipa Xing" and the like?The shorter ones can be read in less than one breath, such as "Sleepwalking Tianmu Yinliu Farewell" and "Will Enter the Wine".

Where's Zhou Dongdong?Holding a song "Ode to the Goose" from kindergarten to elementary school.

"Li Liyuan on the grass! The spring breeze blows and regenerates!" Zhou Dongdong immediately recited a poem with great momentum. She is not Zhou Dongdong from kindergarten. Of course, Zhou Dongdong, a primary school student, can recite at least two poems!

Liu Changan nodded, waiting for Zhou Dongdong.

It is very rare for Zhou Dongdong to recite poems in one sitting, just like when she recited "Eternal Goose" back then, at the beginning, she could only "goose, goose, song to the sky".

Zhou Dongdong felt that he had finished memorizing it, and was about to take off again with the wings of the plane, but found that Brother Chang'an was still holding him, preventing her from taking off.

Brother Chang'an probably didn't understand the poem he was memorizing, so Zhou Dongdong recited it twice more patiently: "Li Liyuan on the grass! The spring breeze blows and rebirth! Lili Yuan on the grass! The spring breeze blows and rebirth!"

"She's finished memorizing." Shangguan Dandan saw that Liu Changan still didn't understand, so he had to remind the moth.

Kindergarten and elementary school students generally only need to recite the first four episodes of Bai Juyi's "Grass · Fude Ancient Grassland", which is "Liliyuan grass, one year old and one dry, the wild fire is endless, and the spring breeze blows and regenerates".

Kindergarten and elementary school students are not required to recite the following "Yuanfang invades the ancient road, Qingcui picks up the deserted city, and then sends the king and grandson there, full of love".

It was originally cut in half, but now at Zhou Dongdong's place, there are only two sentences left?
"On the grass from Liliyuan, there are two sentences missing in the middle, and the spring breeze blows and it will be born again." Liu Changan reminded that it is impossible for the school teacher to only teach the beginning and the end of the sentence and leave out the middle.

"On the grass from Liliyuan, there are two sentences missing in the middle, and the spring breeze blows and rebirth!" Zhou Dongdong immediately memorized it, and recited it twice, "Liliyuan on the grass, there are two sentences missing in the middle, and the spring breeze blows and rebirth!"

"Hehehe..." Shangguan laughed faintly, "Dongdong is so cute."

Liu Chang'an turned his head and stared at Shangguan Dandan. When educating children, if there is always someone watching jokes next to him, he will feel very humiliated. This is also one of the important reasons why many children are beaten.

Liu Changan taught Zhou Dongdong to recite the full text of the four sentences several times, and Zhou Dongdong finally remembered that the teacher seemed to teach the four sentences at school.

"Then why do I only remember two sentences?" Zhou Dongdong was puzzled.

"Because you're a stupid kid."

"Then why the last time we went shopping for clothes, our clothes were brave kids and stupid dragon suits?" Zhou Dongdong remembered clearly.

"That's a brave dragon and a stupid child suit!" Liu Changan said clearly every word, this child always tends to forget things that are not good for her or simply remember them as the opposite.

"Then when did you say you were going to have a witty and brave child with my mother last time?" Zhou Dongdong asked expectantly.

Shangguan Dandan's little hen-like laughter rang out again, but this time, Liu Changan covered his mouth as soon as it rang out.

"That's what you said! It's enough for your mother to have one stupid child like you, and she will probably be stupid if she has another one." Liu Changan also has no confidence in Zhou Shuling. The ability to give birth to a child like Zhou Dongdong, after all, comes from Maternal stupidity.

Zhou Dongdong was very disappointed. It turned out that Chang'an's brother and mother could not give birth to witty and brave children, but only stupid children. Fortunately, he was already a witty and brave child.

Liu Changan loosened his hand covering Shangguan Dantan's mouth, Shangguan Dantan glared at him, kicked his feet on the ground and rode a small wooden horse, and followed behind Zhou Dongdong who took off.

Liu Changan looked at the wet palms, and there were still a few teeth marks, and she actually bit him when he let go just now... No, she was able to bite out teeth marks on his skin, this little old lady is really a monster.

(End of this chapter)