I'm really immortal

Chapter 734 Continuation Chapter 72 Idiot Like Mother
After eating, Liu Changan left with Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong. Qin Yanan sent them to the cableway station and waved goodbye. Maybe it was because of the nutritional supplements received in some strange time and space. Qin Yanan touched his lower abdomen, feeling that he was born A child's day is not far away.

After Qin Yanan went back, she called Zhu Juntang and knew that she was playing with Bai Hui, so she didn't say much.

She was a little bit emotional, just like boys often can't refuse the feeling that I am your brother and also your father, and the feeling between girlfriends that I am your sister but also your stepmother seems not bad.

In the future, when the child is born, chasing Zhu Juntang and calling her sister, thinking about this scene, I feel very wonderful.

When children first learn to speak, they cannot play with Zhu Juntang, otherwise they will only yell "baa baa", then Zhu Juntang will yell more vigorously, and "baa baa" will come and go in his ears , probably more irritating.

Liu Changan took the cable car down the mountain, and Shangguan Dan was worried about his electric pony carriage, so he hurried to the parking place, and he was relieved to see it parked in place safe and sound.

Thinking of leaving it for so long, it waited obediently and alone for him, Shangguan felt sorry for him, touched the handle and rearview mirror, then sat on it and hugged the front of the car.

Zhou Dongdong saw Shangguan Dandan's worry, and decided to go back and give her the small plastic lock from the manual class materials, so that she could lock the electric car more safely.

Liu Chang'an saw Gao Dewei and a girl walking into a nearby bookstore talking and laughing, and Gao Dewei still put his arm around the girl's shoulder.

Somewhat surprised.

Liu Changan led Zhou Dongdong and Shangguan Dandan to the nearby drink shop, and ordered two drinks and two toasts for them.

They are small animals that can run around, and they need to wait in the store for about 5 minutes to bake bread. During this time, they will sit there obediently and motionless.

Liu Changan came to the bookstore and walked to Gao Dewei and the girl.

Glancing at the girl, I realized that I had misunderstood. This girl was tall and well-developed, but her eyebrows and eyes were somewhat similar to Gao Dewei, and she was probably a younger sister.

"Chang'an, what a coincidence, are you here to buy the exercise set too?" Gao Dewei said happily when he saw Liu Chang'an.

"I thought you were dating Tao Peiyuan or Miao Yingying." Liu Changan said with a smile.

"Those two mentally handicapped are also worthy of my cousin?"

Gao Dewei hadn't spoken yet, and the girl next to him looked displeased and contemptuous.

"I agree with [-]% of Miao Yingying when you say that, but Tao Peiyuan is not mentally handicapped." Liu Changan shook his head. Tao Peiyuan and Gao Dewei went to the same school, and neither of them had any plans to regard their alma mater as a preparatory school for studying in the United States. Liu Chang'an still admired Tao Peiyuan.

"You are Liu Chang'an, right? My brother said you are very good..." The girl looked at Liu Chang'an and nodded, "You are very handsome, you must be very playful, not as honest and reliable as my cousin."

Liu Changan and Gao Dewei looked at each other, and Gao Dewei touched his head to express embarrassment.

"My aunt's child, Mao Xiaochong, is a third year in the High School Affiliated to Normal University." Gao Dewei introduced, "She's going to have her birthday soon, so I'll buy her some birthday presents."

"Good name." Although Mao Xiaochong's speech is not the kind of smooth and pleasing type, Liu Chang'an doesn't care too much. He looked at the bookstore, his eyes flashed, and he quickly searched for a thick set in the bookstore. I dug out the thick exercise set and handed it to Gao Dewei, "Buy this set."

Liu Changan and Gao Dewei are good friends, of course he knows that the birthday presents that Gao Dewei is going to buy are mostly good things like exercise books.

"This set is not bad... After three years, Professor Jiang finally released a collection of classic exercises. Take a look at Professor Jiang's ideas for writing questions... Tsk tsk, I still want to challenge this type of question." Gao Dewei said eagerly.

"Buy two sets, you can compete." Liu Changan suggested.

"Good idea!" Gao Dewei immediately agreed, Liu Changan still knew what he wanted, and he also consulted Miao Yingying and Tao Peiyuan on what to buy for his cousin's birthday present, but Gao Dewei didn't like their ideas very much.

Mao Xiaochong glared at Liu Chang'an, Liu Chang'an arched his hands to express his impoliteness, talked to Gao Dewei and went out.

Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong had already received their own baked bread, and Liu Changan took them back again. Shangguan Dandan's was flavored with nuts and chocolate, and Zhou Dongdong's was cheese and durian sandwich.

The two ate a few mouthfuls in exchange, and gave Liu Changan a taste of both. In the end, Liu Changan said that neither tasted good, so they stopped giving Liu Changan any more.

After dinner in the evening, after a short rest, the square dance team assembled, and the place for dancing practice was on the roof of the podium of Baolong Center.

The podium has only four floors, and there is a relatively large leisure plaza on the top of the building, as well as a sky garden. The hotel also has an entrance and exit here.

There is a two-way driveway on the roof leading directly to the street, which is convenient for the passengers of the hotel to enter and exit.

Usually this place is not occupied by the square dance team. When the old men and women of the community dance team appeared, the property of Baolong Center was about to stop them, but when they found that the leader was Zhu Juntang, they all dispersed beside them, pretending to be a dancer. The appearance of maintaining order is ready to watch.

"This is the dance coach I'm looking for for you." Liu Changan has already taught old men and women exercises to improve their body flexibility, and he is going to hand over the real coaching job to Bai Hui.

Bai Hui stood beside Liu Changan, showing a slightly shy smile, because these old grandpas and grandmas were all looking at her, and at the same time cast their eyes on Liu Changan, as if they suspected that she had an affair with Liu Changan.

Even though she understood this point, Bai Hui couldn't explain it well, she hurriedly said that she had nothing to do with Liu Chang'an, it seemed a bit self-indulgent... So Bai Hui could only bear it a little uncomfortable and didn't explain.

"Grandpas and grandmas. I want to sponsor your dance team, such as dance team uniforms, team names, etc. If you get No.1, there will be sponsorship rewards. Each person will have a latest iPhone, and A group trip!" Zhu Juntang said generously, "Do you agree?"

"agree!"

"Little girl, are you serious?"

"You can't deal with us?"

"Xiao Liu, is it true?"

Zhu Juntang thought about it, and did not discuss it with Liu Changan, and Liu Changan would not interfere with what she was about to do, but just nodded.

Liu Changan still had a bit of prestige in the community. After all, they had played cards with him, and had been rubbed against the table by his mahjong tiles and running beard. With his endorsement, everyone happily agreed.

"Okay, the name of our dance team is the Breadman Dance Team. For the time being, you are my subordinates, including Liu Changan." Zhu Juntang raised his hand and patted Liu Changan's shoulder by the way, with the expression of the boss receiving the younger brother.

Liu Chang'an gave her the back of the head. It turned out that this was the purpose of sponsoring the dance team.

"Let's start training quickly." Zhou Shuling also said positively. She doesn't like to deliberately take advantage of small advantages, but she was originally a member of the dance team. With such rewards, her enthusiasm has increased a lot.

"We must get No.1!" Shangguan Dandan exuded a desperate air, because she now knew that the mobile phone Liu Changan bought her was a very cheap one, not as easy to use as others.

"Do you know how to dance the airplane dance?" Zhou Dongdong had already forgotten the shame of the year, and began to wriggle around to express that he was also actively participating.

Zhu Juntang prepared speakers, a projector and a curtain in the square, and began to play Baifen's dance. At the same time, he opened the barrage to let the old men and women know Baifen's popularity, so that Baifen will be more authoritative when he is a coach sex.

On the first day, I didn't practice for too long, and it ended after two hours of playing around, but everyone was very motivated, and they were full of confidence in getting a good ranking in the street dance competition.

Zhou Shuling took Shangguan Dandan and Zhou Dongdong home, Liu Changan stayed behind and talked with Baifenzhu Juntang for a while before going back.

When Liu Changan returned home, Zhou Dongdong was sitting beside the electric heating table, sniffing his nose to do his homework, raised his head and howled after writing a little.

"You haven't done your winter vacation homework yet, and school is about to start...I'm going to be so mad at you." Zhou Shuling said angrily. Teaching children to do their homework is really a sinful thing.

Zhou Shuling is a little fortunate now. At the beginning, her ideal was to be a primary school teacher. If she really became a primary school teacher, she would be pissed off if she had to teach so many children homework.

"Dongdong, did your mother beat you and scold you?" Liu Changan sat opposite Zhou Dongdong, next to Zhou Shuling, and asked with a gentle smile.

"Slapped my finger..." Zhou Dongdong stretched out a short finger.

"Next time your mother beats you and scolds you, tell Brother Chang'an." Liu Chang'an squeezed her fleshy fingers.

"Will you protect me?" Zhou Dongdong asked expectantly.

"No... think about it, you will be beaten and scolded anyway, but I will be very happy if I see it. By the way, tell me, make me happy, why not do it? This is The school teachers often say the principle of helping others." Liu Changan told Zhou Dongdong the principles of life.

Zhou Dongdong was stunned for a moment, what Brother Chang'an said seemed to make sense, but Zhou Dongdong felt that something was definitely wrong, so he looked at his mother suspiciously.

Zhou Shuling raised her hand and slapped Liu Chang'an several times. She was already so angry by Zhou Dongdong, and she came to another dishonest person.

"Actually, don't be angry. Many questions that you think are easy are not easy for children. Just like the questions that I think are easy, you may not be able to do them, but I will teach you patiently." Liu Changan watched Looking at Zhou Shuling, she said with some expectation: "I'll give you a problem to do. If you don't know how, I'll teach you later. If you know how to do it, I'll teach her to do Zhou Dongdong's winter vacation homework."

Although Liu Changan's eyes and expression were very suspicious, Zhou Shuling nodded without hesitation when she thought of the possibility of getting rid of such a painful job of teaching children to do their homework.

"Don't make it too difficult... You are not allowed to come up with questions that have tens of thousands of numbers." Zhou Shuling still remembers the last time he asked a seemingly simple question consisting of only a few letters, but the answer was thousands of. tens of thousands of digits.

"Chinese question..." Liu Changan typed on his mobile phone: Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty.

Liu Changan gave these words to Zhou Shuling to read.

Zhou Shuling looked at these words, her lips gradually pouted in grievance, she knew it would be like this!
"From these phrases, please find the words WOCHUO and JUYU." Liu Changan showed Zhou Shuling and Zhou Dongdong by the way.

Zhou Dongdong took a look and felt that he would faint. Could this be the words that adults need to learn?Must be the scariest subject in the world!

"Dirty means to describe a bad character, unclean thinking, narrow mindedness, and low vision. Nowadays, many people often confuse it with discord, and discord is often used to refer to disagreements between two people, some festivals Kind of like that." Liu Changan also had the purpose of teaching and educating people, after all, in front of him was a stupid mother who could only ask some simple questions.

Zhou Shuling looked at the words typed on Liu Changan's phone, bit her lip, hesitated for a while, and pointed at two casually.

"Actually, the two phrases I mentioned are not in it." Liu Changan laughed, and then typed the correct words "dirty" and "discord" on the phone to show her, explaining the difference between the two.

"Why are you so annoying!" Zhou Shuling was teased by him again, angrily reached out to grab the phone, and typed the word "hate" on it.

"Will I be an idiot like my mother when I grow up?" Zhou Dongdong said with some concern. My mother never got the questions asked by Brother Chang'an right once.

"You already are." Zhou Shuling patted her forehead, one big one and one small one really pissed her off.

At this time, Shangguan Dandan was happily preparing to watch the 09:30 TV series with the thermos in his arms.

"Dandan, do you know these words?" Zhou Shuling showed Shangguan Dandan the words Liu Changan typed on the phone.

Shangguan Dandan frowned, took out his mobile phone from his sleeve pocket, took a picture of those words, identified them with his mobile phone and showed them to Zhou Shuling.

Zhou Shuling was stunned for a moment, Shangguan Dandan was already sitting under the heating table holding the remote control to change channels.

"If I were as smart as Dan Dan, I would be able to deal with you." Zhou Shuling said to Liu Chang'an annoyed, why didn't she think of this way?

Shangguan Dandan likes to read novels. Many words in modern times are different from her at that time. Although she has made rapid progress in learning, she still encounters some obstacles from time to time, so she learns to use apps such as electronic dictionaries or some The recognition and interpretation function that comes with some software.

"If you were a smart mother, maybe you wouldn't happily bring Zhou Dongdong to rent my house at the beginning... A smart mother would suspect that the landlord does not charge the rent, and the tenant can book when it is convenient and when to pay it. , there must be some conspiracy." Liu Changan laughed.

Zhou Shuling recalled back then, her smile could not help showing some warmth and sweetness, meeting him was probably the smartest decision in her life for her not-so-smart self.

Thinking of this, Zhou Shuling held her stupid child with one hand, and the back of Liu Changan's hand with the other, leaned her head on his shoulder, and said, "I will thank you for the rest of my life."

"Well, it should be." Liu Changan nodded.

(End of this chapter)