I'm really immortal

Chapter 767 Continuation Chapter 105 Wuzhiqi and the Protoss
Li Hongfang was staring at those trees, thinking about how much essence they could extract and how much value they had. Hearing Liu Changan's words, he couldn't help being surprised. "What is a super life? A super life can infuse essence into other life forms? Does the infusion here refer to the dual cultivation that is common in stories about martial arts and immortal cultivation? That means that essence is actually those things? Why is it called infusion? , Is it because of the large amount? How big? Like opening a faucet? Or like a dam opening to release floodwater?" Li Hongfang immediately understood excitedly.

Liu Changan frowned. This Li Hongfang couldn't speak more elegantly, reservedly, and cultivated like him.

What kind of faucet or dam is open? It has to be the Dragon King, and the Dragon King sprays water to describe it that way. Ordinary super life forms are just equivalent to ordinary creatures. With the word "super", how can they pour out essence like this?

Just like when Liu Changan saw a dragon in Antarctica not long ago that condensed the life force of creatures in Antarctica and the surrounding sea areas, if the entrained sea water poured down, it would make the essence mixed in the water like a dam flooding.

Wait... Liu Changan seems to have never cared about a problem, such a change of body shape will inevitably spill a small amount of essence accumulated in a long life into the sea water.

Don't care.

Since he never cared about it all the time, now that he thinks about it, there is no need to pay attention to it. Liu Changan quickly turned his mind back.

"You can understand super life as a particularly nutritious ingredient, which can be used to make soup or boil medicine like these trees, and it is a great tonic." Liu Changan briefly explained. In short, this statement is the most vivid.

After all, in Liu Changan's opinion, it's a little bit reluctant to say that a super life form is a super powerful life form, and that's all there is to being strong.

At present, Liu Changan is reluctantly willing to admit to a very strong super life, and there is only the girl holding the pot behind her.

In fact, I'm not sure that Shangguan Dandan is really strong, it's better to say that he is too mysterious. Facing the unknown, Liu Changan's human heart instinctively maintains a cautious attitude like ordinary people.

If there was a fight, Liu Chang'an would not be afraid of Shangguan Dandan, as long as she didn't give her pocket money, she would have to cry and go into the coffin to shut herself up.

"Sect Master, then we have to grab the red and white clothes. They can be used as food for our sect to improve the strength of everyone in the sect." Li Hongfang lowered his voice and looked at Liu Chang'an with a smile on his face.

"When Tang Seng went to Nepal to learn Buddhist scriptures, he met a little monster who wanted to eat Tang Monk's meat. The little monster went back to report to the old monster like you, with exactly the same tone and expression." Liu Changan reminded Li Hongfang to pay attention to the management of expressions. He only told her today. Improve image quality.

Li Hongfang covered her mouth and coughed, and quickly changed the subject, "Master, what you said seems to be that you accompanied Tang Seng to learn scriptures."

"Anyway, you don't have to worry too much about the super life form that may be produced tonight... Jingyuan and Jingyuan cannot be generalized, there are differences in levels and quality. There is nothing else in this sect, Jingyuan is full." Liu Changan waved his hand, There were so many disciples in the Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect back then, which one was not full from smoking?It's just that there is a limit to the absorption of ordinary people. It doesn't mean that the more you get, the more benefits you can superimpose without limit.

Even in modern times, Su Mei and Mrs. Carnstein did not obtain immortality because they absorbed enough essence. The main reason is that they met Tesla and Tesla’s Rodinia continental civilization.

Ye Sijin was found by Shangguan Dandan. In the past, Liu Changan thought that Ye Sijin was reborn as Qin Yanan because Shangguan Dandan had the same eternal cabinet as Tesla. Now thinking about it, it might have something to do with Shangguan Dandan himself.

After all, Shangguan Dandan might be a little flamingo, and the little flamingo has something to do with legends like rebirth.

Li Hongfang understood what Liu Changan meant. It seemed that the red-clothed and white-clothed Liu Changan had already arranged their fate tonight...not to make soup or medicine for Li Hongfang.

It seems that my primary goal is to actively become the official disciple of Kyushu Fenglei Sword Sect, so I don't need to think about anything else for now.

"Understood, sect master." Li Hongfang was full of energy, took off the flag from his waist, raised it, waved it, and waved it.

Liu Changan nodded, bent down and picked up the champagne bottle that Shangguan had just dropped on the ground, and threw it into a trash can far away.

"Master, if you are a hidden weapon, you can say that you can hit 100% within [-] meters! Xiao Li Feidao's knife is the same, and it is true." Li Hongfang saw the master's skill, and quickly continued to wave the flag in praise.

As long as a person has a goal, his energy and energy will often be raised to a higher level. This is why many people are always full of energy when they see people who like to flatter in movies and TV shows... because they are all people with goals and motivation , otherwise why would there be such a positive attitude?

"Don't compare me with a green hat slave... Li Xunhuan is too strange, but I am a normal person." Liu Changan felt that most readers of "Sentimental Swordsman Ruthless Sword" would not be able to behave like Li Xunhuan. No, so Liu Changan = normal person.

"Is Li Xunhuan a cuckold slave?" Li Hongfang couldn't remember, but she was deeply impressed by the fact that Ah Fei was a dog licker, and felt that her admiration for the sect master was not expressed enough, so she quickly said, "Master, your social morality is also very high. When I'm at a time like this, I often don't remember to throw the bottle in the trash."

"When it comes to quality, the overall quality of Chinese people should be one of the best in the world." Liu Changan thought for a while, and added: "Comprehensive quality, including education level, public morality, sense of responsibility and other aspects."

"Has it reached this level?" Li Hongfang was a little puzzled. Although he had never felt sorry for himself because of his ethnicity and country, and felt resentfully inferior to others because of his skin color and yellow genes, he did not have such a high evaluation of himself as Liu Changan. compatriots.

"This is a very interesting thing. We have to admit that in the past 30 to [-] years, public intellectuals have influenced almost all Chinese people." Liu Changan was also idle, watching the movement around him while chatting with Li Hongfang. In front of these moving and yearning images, Chinese people often feel ashamed and cowardly.”

"That's true. I still remember a lot of stories about the glorious image of foreigners fabricated by public intellectuals, such as Japanese summer camps, German oiled paper bags, and American blackouts to save birds." Li Hongfang nodded, thinking about it again. I find it funny, especially in the Japanese summer camp, where Japanese children are written so well, where did the Heisei abandoned house come from?
"But people in our country are often brave after knowing their shame. The vast majority of people will actively learn from other people's excellence when they know their own shortcomings...There are perfect foreigners who are shining all over the world made by the public intellectuals. The social image is there, so Chinese people use such a goal to learn, to approach, to improve themselves, to demand themselves..."

Li Hongfang waved the flag and stared wide-eyed. I have never thought about this point of view. He is worthy of being the head of the sect. It is not so high at all. When the Chinese people's horizons are broadened and the public intellectuals can no longer grasp the information dissemination in one direction, we compare the whole world and find that the overall quality of foreigners is really low. The perfect image fabricated by the public intellectuals and their It has nothing to do with it, but we are the best because we hold ourselves to extremely high standards."

"One of the best." Liu Changan added, maybe his vision is narrow, and he hasn't seen any other outstanding nation that completely crushes the Chinese nation, so add "one" to be modest.

In fact, it doesn't matter whether you add "one of them". Anyway, no matter how humble you are, some people will feel that they can't give any praise to the people of the country. It is more uncomfortable to admit that their compatriots are outstanding than to kill them.

"I'm laughing to death. It's obviously a strange beast, but it pretends to be a human being and talks nonsense."

"Who?" Li Hongfang turned her head angrily when she heard this sentence.

A young man wrapped in a red skirt and a large red square scarf appeared eeriely under the shadow of a tree not far away, and walked over slowly.

The young man was tall and long-legged, slightly thin, with his hands hanging on his sides. He looked a little longer than normal, but he was not in the state where Liu Bei's hands were above his knees.

Li Hongfang found that his eyes were also very strange, bulging like the special effects of the big eyes were turned on to the highest level, making people worry that his eyeballs would fall out of their sockets.

What is even more worrying is that the top of his head is already bald at such a young age, only a circle of spike-like hair grows around his head.

In a blink of an eye, Li Hongfang came to her senses. Could it be that this guy is the red-clothed demon she and Liu Changan were looking for... the super life that Liu Changan mentioned?
This is too ugly. In Li Hongfang's mind, even if the super life is ugly, it should be as ugly as the grandma in "A Chinese Ghost Story", ugly and domineering, and ugly.

This guy in front of him is purely ugly. If it were an ordinary human being, he would probably have to wait for the country to distribute him.

"Water monkeys." Liu Changan said to Li Hongfang, guessing that Li Hongfang had little knowledge, so he explained, "Li Daoyuan wrote in "Shui Jing Zhu": There are things in the water, such as three or four-year-old children, with scales like carp, shooting It is not allowed to enter. In the middle of July and August, it is best to expose yourself on the moraine. The knees are like tigers, and the palms and claws are often submerged in the water and come out of the knees. Children do not know, and they kill people if they want to play tricks. If you are tired of it, you can make it a little bit."

It turned out to be a water monkey, but Li Hongfang had heard many rumors about the water monkey.

In fact, there are various records and legends of water monkeys all over the country, including the entire East Asian cultural circle. The famous Japanese kappa is also imported, and the source is naturally the water monkeys of China.

In many places, in order to scare children from playing in ponds and deep pools, they will say that there are water monkeys in those places, and some people who can swim still drown, so there is a saying that they were dragged into the bottom by water monkeys and drowned.

Li Hongfang remembers an incident when she was a child. When playing at her grandmother's house, she was repeatedly frightened by her grandmother's legend of a water monkey.

When I was young, I heard these stories told by my elders. Even if I don’t remember them clearly, I always feel very scary. It is also a kind of childhood shadow, which often lasts until I grow up. Knowing the absurdity of those stories, there will still be shadows, and I have inexplicable feelings about some things. resistance.

"When I was young, I didn't believe in water monkeys at all. Later, a cousin of mine and I were playing by the river. My cousin said that he wanted to catch crucian carp in the river. I said you are not afraid of water monkeys dragging your feet? My cousin also said so There are no water monkeys in shallow water, but as soon as he entered the water, I saw a dark shadow swimming into the water behind him, and I screamed..."

"My cousin looked back, and a pair of hairy hands grabbed his feet. My cousin was startled and ran to the shore, but the water monkey is not strong in the water. Infinity? I was immediately dragged down by the water monkey."

"I hurried over and grabbed my cousin's hand. My cousin grabbed me desperately. I felt that I had no hope of fighting against the strength of the water monkey. I kicked my cousin quickly, but my cousin refused to let go. I had no choice but to stab the water monkey's arm with a pencil sharpener, and the water monkey let go, and my cousin and I took the opportunity to escape to the shore."

After speaking, Li Hongfang looked at Liu Changan with lingering fear.

Liu Changan also looked at Li Hongfang calmly.

"Where did you start making it up?" Liu Changan already knew Li Hongfang quite well, and she could only believe a little bit of the story she told, basically there was such a thing, but what she said would definitely be completely different.

"It's all... all true... In fact, there is such a thing, it's someone else's personal experience." Li Hongfang said hesitantly, and then pointed to the water monkey in front of him, "Maybe it's this one."

"Do you know that your death is imminent?" The young man in red, whom Liu Changan called a water monkey, couldn't help feeling a little angry when he saw that Liu Changan and Li Hongfang didn't seem to take him seriously at all.

Especially this young man who "misunderstood" his identity, obviously exuded a weak aura, similar to the person he had poured into, but he acted like he didn't care about the young man in red at all.

That gesture seemed a little disappointing, meaning: Oh, it turned out to be just a water monkey.

Liu Changan turned his head to look at the water monkey. Li Hongfang was a bit brave. He even took two steps closer to the water monkey to observe carefully. It was indeed a bit ugly. Such a super life, even if it had the essence that Li Hongfang wanted, she would not Willing to be infused.

Li Hongfang hoped to see a super life that could accept his infusion of essence, at least he had to have a beautiful butt and face like Brother Liu.

"I'm not a water monkey, I'm Wuzhiqi!" the young man in red said angrily.

Li Hongfang unexpectedly looked at the young man in red again.

Wuzhiqi... that is even more prestigious. In the age of mythology, he is as famous as the Dragon King, Yinglong, and everyone. The powerful supernatural power of Shanshui is also one of the prototypes of Monkey King.

Even in games, such as "Shendu Liver Krypton Record", Manbao Wuzhiqi is very powerful, and it is one of the most popular magic cards in the server.

"If you don't have Zhiqi, I'm Dayu, and I'll take you in today." Liu Changan laughed, really putting gold on his face.

It turned out it wasn't Wuzhiqi, Li Hongfang was a little disappointed, so she pushed back a few steps, thinking about it too, how could Wuzhiqi be so ugly?Even if it's ugly, it's the kind of ugly and handsome, not like the sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks in front of me, with a disproportionate figure.

"Don't think that I will let you go if you are also a revived protoss. I just have no support." After speaking, the red skirt under the red-clothed young man was lifted up high, and the higher the top, the higher he pulled up the skirt. He pulled out a long stick more than one meter long.

He shook the long stick, and the head of the stick shook a few times in the wind, and then instantly soared so that the stick became more than two meters, and the head of the stick pointed directly at Liu Changan.

Liu Changan and Wuzhiqi are not familiar with each other. It may be due to certain encounters in the age of mythology, such as memory loss caused by physical damage after dying with the meteorite, making it very difficult for Liu Changan to dig out the buried memories now.

He doesn't even remember what a strange beast like Wuzhiqi looks like, but he can be sure that the one in front of him is not Wuzhiqi...too weak.

"You are not Laozi, nor are you Wuzhiqi. The cow that Laozi rode west out of Hangu Pass is better than you. Speaking of his cow, it has a big background. It is a divine cow, and it is definitely not what people think. How could an ordinary green ox have the ability to carry him west out of Hangu Pass? This divine ox has strong legs. After leaving Hangu Pass with Lao Tzu on his back, he went all the way west, first to Xianyang, then to Lanzhou, and finally After entering the Western Regions and entering the uninhabited area of ​​Hoh Xil, some cattle in Hoh Xil still retain the lineage of the sacred cow, and some have even spread to India. Because of the lineage of the sacred cow, cow urine and the British Royal Society..."

The young man in red was inexplicably irritable when he heard Liu Changan's ramblings. This strange beast was extremely weak, and it was not qualified to be classified as a "protoss", so he just got rid of him directly. The weak are not worthy of survival, and the recovery is just food.

So he jumped up high with a long stick in his hand, and the shadow of the tree behind him seemed to shake for a while, but the sound of the wind around him fell silent. There was a shadow that was far taller and mightier than him.

The young man in red saw his own shadow out of the corner of his eyes, and felt that this was his true heroic appearance. The corner of his mouth raised a deep hook, and the long stick suddenly accelerated and fell down.

A strand of hair seemed to be forced to fly by the momentum of his long stick, and instantly entangled the long stick of the young man in red.

The weak hair and the rigid long stick seem to confirm the principle of using softness to overcome rigidity. The moment the young man in red wrapped it around, he felt as if his stick had been smashed into the sticky mud, and the strength disappeared instantly. Then it's hard to get out.

"What's going on?" The young man in red was a little wary. Did the other party hide his strength?
No, this hair came from the woman on the other side's back.

Liu Changan glanced back, it turned out that when Shangguan Dandan was sleeping, her hair would automatically protect her, so he quickly let go of the hand entrusting Shangguan Dandan's butt.

Shangguan Dandan did not fall to the ground because of this, her hair was entangled with the stick, her body seemed to be suspended in the air.

She still hasn't woken up.

The moonlight once again disappeared into the clouds, but Shangguan's light hair was still flowing in front of the three of them like the moonlight that the moon forgot to take back.

A piece of black moonlight drifted away in an instant, wrapping around the body of the young man in red.

"Wait!" Liu Chang'an yelled, he really had the purpose of observing Shangguan Dandan tonight, to see if she would treat ultra life forms like she did when absorbing the blood essence of "living dead". The other party was "eaten".

However, he still wanted to ask the young man in red what the words "beast" and "divine race" meant, and how did the young man in red appear in the modern world? Is it resurrection?Or clone?Or for some other reason.

It was too late, he shouted, Shangguan's eyelashes moved slightly, but her hair had already started to eat.

The young man in red still maintained the expression he had when he hit someone just now. He didn't even have time to change his expression, and he didn't even utter an exclamation. In an instant, his whole body disappeared, leaving a pile of bones.

Shangguan Dandan also fell from the sky, Liu Changan caught her very tenderly and considerately, lest she wake up from the pain, and maybe her hair would be uncontrollably messed up.

Shangguan Dandan opened her eyes in Liu Changan's arms, took a look and found that it was Liu Changan, closed her eyes again and continued to sleep on her own.

"The door...the door...the master...Liu brother, Liu brother, what's the situation?" Li Hongfang clutched her stomach, her legs were trembling, she could feel the dampness in the battle suit, not only broke out in a startled sweat, but also couldn't help it. Live incontinence.

Of course it was not only because of the scene in front of her that she was so frightened, but also because she was once entangled by Shangguan's light hair.

Thinking about it, I was really not scared enough at that time, and I didn't realize how terrifying Shangguan's light hair was.

Although I have seen Liu Changan's methods of dealing with people after killing people, they are ultimately understandable physical methods. What Shangguan Dandan did was completely beyond Li Hongfang's expectations. The living people instantly turned into bones without leaving any flesh and blood. What black magic, sorcery or something?
"I don't know, maybe it's a way of eating. There are countless creatures in nature that use their roots and tentacles to absorb nutrients. You can just understand her hair as a rare kind of tentacles." Even if you want to be careful with yourself The original intention of observing and discovering some important information is different, but Liu Changan is quite satisfied.

After all, he has also done experiments for many years. Many times, experiments are repeated and repeated. It is normal for thousands of repeated experiments to still not make any progress.

At least today it proved that apart from being actively manipulated by her, Shangguan Dandan's hair can also automatically defend and eat when she falls asleep.

Thinking of this, Liu Changan looked at Shangguan Dandan, at least Shangguan Dandan did not change in appearance like last time.

It may be that the quality of the food eaten this time is not high, or the changes are hidden under her dress, and it is not convenient for Liu Changan to check.

Although Liu Changan did not have any psychological barriers when checked with a scientific research attitude and thinking, Shangguan Dandan didn't think so. How embarrassing she was when she woke up and yelled "Strong shock An".

Forget it.

"The Queen Mother... The Queen Mother is really powerful... Back then, the disaster of witchcraft in Weiyang Palace... Could it be..."

"It's fine if you make up stories for me." Liu Chang'an reminded Li Hongfang kindly. After all, she was already a reserve of his lackeys, so she had to protect her. "What does the scourge of witchcraft have to do with Shangguan Dandan? Not born."

Li Hongfang hurriedly shut up, and just slapped her in the back of her mind. For Shangguan Dandan, who was beyond the comprehension of ordinary people, it didn't seem to make much sense to say whether she was born or not.

But she didn't dare to say too much, what if Shangguan Dandan was just pretending to sleep?Or if she hears it while sleeping, she will know it when she wakes up?

(End of this chapter)