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Chapter 775 Continuation Chapter 113 Two Praises and Two Acupuncture Points

Liu Chang'an looked at the astonished Bai Hui, and smiled slightly, it seems that now Bai Hui is also a person who is not good at socializing, and his ability to perceive words and expressions has declined a lot, and he is far from Liu Chang'an in this point, Liu Chang'an has always been a very good at talking People, able to chat and laugh happily with all kinds of people, and get along happily.

This is also a natural ability obtained in a long life, there is no need to be complacent, Liu Changan will not show off himself, and at the same time, he will ridicule Bai Hui.

How to communicate with human beings has never been an easy task. Fortunately, after living with many races and making progress together, Liu Changan has also caught up with human thinking and mastered the skills and rules of living with human beings.

"In the 70s, Frans de Waal observed chimpanzees at the Arnad Zoo in the Netherlands, and at the same time published "Chimpanzee Politics" in 1982, concluding that chimpanzee social behavior is political, just like humans " Liu Changan said to Bai Hui.

"Ah?" Bai Hui came back to her senses, Liu Chang'an often inexplicably started a topic that was completely irrelevant to what just happened, the current context and atmosphere.

Girls like small animals, those small, cute animals that pose no threat to her, they like to touch, rub, and stroke them, but most girls still like animals like chimpanzees They stay in the zoo.

As for the political nature of chimpanzee social behavior, I don’t even care about it. As long as animals are delicious or cute, who else cares?

"Obviously, your social level is not as good as that of chimpanzees. A normal chimpanzee group is relatively harmonious, especially a female chimpanzee, who is rarely isolated by other individuals in the group. There are two males in the group who are competing for the leader position, and they will also show their strength in front of the female chimpanzee, play with the young chimpanzee and other means to compete for the favor of the female chimpanzee." Liu Changan said regretfully: "Look at the four of us here just now, After you all say hello, I'm the only one left."

Bai Hui tugged at the hem of her skirt and listened to his nonsense with wide eyes, "You call me a female chimpanzee, and Zhou Dongdong is a baby chimpanzee, Shangguan Dandan and sister Zhou are other chimpanzees!"

"That's not what I meant. The point is that I said your social level is too low, even worse than that of a female chimpanzee." Liu Changan was a little surprised, remembering that when he said this before, Bai Hui was very angry.

He still looks a little angry now, but he actually knows how to grasp the more critical counterattack points, instead of just gnashing his teeth and pressing his chest like a stuffed gourd.

Improvement, she said so, even Liu Changan would not admit it, offending Shangguan Dandan, Zhou Dongdong and Zhou Shuling at the same time, this is as difficult as a strand of hair.

"Hmm... I remembered, the first time you showed your strength in front of me was when you threw those two little thieves off the bridge... Also, when you and Guan Yuan were competing for the man of the year on campus , You buried him, which is also a way to show strength. As for playing with the little chimpanzee..." Bai Hui glanced at Zhou Dongdong who was jumping around alive and writhing, "Anyway, if I were a female chimpanzee, You are the gorilla vying for the favor of my female chimpanzee!"

Although the last sentence was a bit too self-conscious, Bai Hui was not so sensitive, and she was not so afraid of being ridiculed by him... I feel like he won't do that anymore.

"In order to fight back, you actually admitted that you are a female chimpanzee. This method of killing one thousand enemies and harming yourself three thousand is really powerful." Liu Changan took two steps back and cupped his hands to express his admiration.

Bai Hui twisted her body a little proudly, he didn't refute that he was a gorilla competing for the favor of her female chimpanzee...Of course, it may also be because he never tried to win her favor, so he didn't even bother to refute such words.

But Bai Hui was still a little happy, so she pulled Liu Chang'an and asked her to follow him to the side of the Heisenberg German restaurant, where it avoided the check-in hotspots of the giant dolls next to it, and a huge electrical box blocked the tourists coming and going Sight.

"you see me……"

As she said that, Bai Hui twisted her waist, her buttocks shook sideways, one side of her skirt stuck to her thigh, and the other side of her skirt flew up, the Absolute Domain was as gorgeous and beautiful as under the light of the Holy Light .

She smiled at the corner of her mouth, her eyes were gentle, she shook her hands, one hand made a pistol gesture and pointed at Liu Changan, and the other hand made a gesture of heart.

"What are you doing?" Even though this picture is as beautiful as the men's first love, with white walls, a young girl full of vitality, and clear and bright eyes, the corners of the mouth slightly curl up when I think about it.

Liu Chang'an still didn't quite understand, she called him here, thinking she wanted to tell him that she also saw secrets like water monkeys, aliens, underground people and so on.

As a result, she did this one action, and then, under Liu Changan's puzzled eyes, she did it three times with slightly different expressions.

"Oh, you're posing and asking me to take a picture of you?" Liu Changan stretched out his hand, "Give me the phone."

Bai Hui stopped, searched a short video with her mobile phone for Liu Changan to watch, and sighed, "This is skirt jumping!"

It's really charming for blind people to see. She practiced for a long time and also took a video, but her skirt was always thrown a little high, so she didn't upload it on the Internet.

"Skirt jumping?" Liu Changan doesn't pay much attention to popular hot spots. After all, young people nowadays have very low standards for spiritual pursuits. Superficial brains are easy to be satisfied and empty. Hot spots shift faster than high-speed rail. It is not uncommon for a video of falling on the flat ground to hit the head against the wall tomorrow.

"Don't you think it's very girly...well, it's very beautiful..." Bai Hui explained.

"The beauty of a girl lies in the tomb of Miss Bai." Liu Changan said with a smile.

This time it's Bai Hui's turn to look blank, what does Bai Girl's Tomb mean?
Her surname is Bai, does Miss Bai refer to herself?What about the tomb?Bai Fen put her hands on her hips angrily, "You mean, a dead Bai Fen is a beautiful girl, a beautiful Bai Fen?"

Liu Changan couldn't help but smile even more, the dead Baifen is not beautiful at all, how can he understand that?

"Looking at the glaze as light as hui, and gradually feeling the color beyond Chen. It's rare to find a full rainy day, and the quality of the Zhengzheng is still warm. The snow in the jade waves is not white, and the poems of dogwood are respected. The skirt and breasts are more polite, I dare not open the curtain to thank the guest." Liu Changan recited a poem.

The tomb of the white girl has the same meaning as the jade wave holding the snow in this poem, as well as the snowy peak full of arms, the cloud pigeon in the ripple, the white jade rabbit in the moonlight, the two immortals in the spirit, and the snow piled with cherry blossoms.

Why are literati since ancient times called poets?It is because they often tease others in ways that others cannot understand.

Bai Hui struggled to listen, and after listening, she didn't know why he suddenly recited poems. What does this have to do with Bai girl's grave?

But Liu Chang'an didn't explain, and just walked over to the place where the dance team gathered.

"What is the meaning of Bai girl's grave?"

"Read more books."

"I'm going to Baidu."

"You can memorize it after I read it once, and you can still type it? You don't have the ability, and you can't find this poem on Baidu."

"Then I will Baidu Bai girl's grave."

"You can't come out of Baidu. You always think that the knowledge displayed by others can be found on Baidu. You are probably a fool."

"Then tell me... Otherwise, I'll ask Zhu Juntang." Bai Hui thought for a while, and she could ask Zhu Juntang for help. She still remembered that Zhu Juntang found out last year in order to understand the allusion and status of the parasol tree in traditional culture. I gave a lecture by an old man with a clear temperament... Although in the end Zhu Juntang came to the conclusion that an ancient literati planted a tree every time his wife died, and the sycamore tree of Xiangda University had someone who died. I don’t know how many wives planted later.

Ask Zhu Juntang to help inquire about the grave of Miss Bai, and you will be able to find out. In this world, Liu Changan is not the only one who is knowledgeable and talented. Unless he invented it himself, no one else would know.

"Naizi." Liu Changan turned around and said to Bai Hui calmly. He didn't want Bai Hui to go to Zhu Juntang to inquire about this matter. After all, he is Zhu Juntang's elder, and the elders don't like to let the younger generation know whether they are old or not. Respect, molesting other little girls.

"Ah?" Bai Hui suddenly blushed, and couldn't help but stutter: "You...you...you...so naked..."

"Huh? No, I'm very reserved. It's just that you are uneducated, and you must force others to change the implicit meaning into the naked." Liu Changan shook his head, "I am reserved, and you are the one who is naked."

Bai Hui was very angry. After he teased her, he even said that she was naked, so Bai Hui raised her hands back, leaned forward on tiptoes, bumped into Liu Changan, and then ran away.

Liu Changan stood still, until Bai Hui took out his phone and sent him a text message, he took it out and took a look: Then I will let you feel the beauty of a girl naked.

Liu Chang'an is so angry that she was sexually harassed twice today, this Bai Hui is getting more and more obscene, it's really indecent, if she does this again next time, he will fight back.

Because of his anger, Liu Chang'an didn't watch Bai Hui's dance much anymore, and called Zhu Juntang aside and scolded her for being ignorant and unprofessional. After being confused, he took Zhou Dongdong home first.

Zhou Shuling and Shangguan Dandan came back after dancing. Shangguan Dandan drank a lot of champagne while joining in the fun, so she didn't go upstairs again, and lay down in a coffin to sleep when she got home... Even though she was a little drunk, Shangguan Dandan returned to the coffin vigilantly, lest she wake up in bed tomorrow and find that she has become Monkey King again.

Zhou Shuling went to Liu Changan's house first, and saw Liu Changan and Zhou Dongdong sitting together watching a 90s martial arts drama.

"Zhou Dongdong, school is about to start. Didn't I tell you to come back early and do your homework?" Zhou Shuling stared at her angrily when she saw Zhou Dongdong put her words in his left ear and out his right ear.

"I was acupunctured by Brother Chang'an. I can only sit here and watch TV, and I can't do my homework." Zhou Dongdong sat motionless on the sofa, watching TV intently, to show that he had indeed been acupunctured, and he couldn't even move his eyes. turn.

"You also clearly heard that I told her to go home and do her homework, so why did you acupoint her?" Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Chang'an even more angrily, "Hurry up and acupressure her."

"I just tapped the acupuncture points and used up all my internal energy, so I can't untie the acupuncture points now." Liu Changan said with a smile.

"Then I'll do it." After Zhou Shuling finished speaking, she poked Zhou Dongdong hard.

Zhou Dongdong almost jumped up with an "Aww", and finally he blushed and held back his little face, clenched his fists with both hands and resolutely sat still, his mother couldn't undo the acupuncture points that Brother Chang'an had ordered.

"Huh? It seems that I lost strength just now, do it again." Zhou Shuling blew on her finger, and then poked it down again.

Before Zhou Shuling poked it down, Zhou Dongdong let out an "ow" and hurried away, her mother's acupuncture points seemed to pierce Zhou Dongdong through.

Watching Zhou Dongdong run upstairs, Zhou Shuling looked at Liu Changan angrily, and poked him several times, "You still cooperate with her!"

"It's okay to watch TV for a while, she promised me that I will finish all my homework before school starts." Liu Changan was a little tickled by her poke, and stepped aside.

Zhou Shuling sat down and said worriedly: "It's fine if she's a wealthy daughter like Miss Zhu. The children in our ordinary families don't study and don't study well, what can we do?"

"I'm an ordinary person. But how are you ordinary?" Liu Changan shook his head.

Zhou Shuling looked down at herself, from head to toe, from childhood to adulthood, she has always been ordinary.

"Look at your current state. How can you be ordinary? Others regard you as a noble lady. It seems that the nutritional supplements I gave you are very effective on you." Liu Changan is very sure that Zhou Shuling's current physical state is comparable to that of women of the same age. It is definitely one in a thousand, unless it is a woman who has been irrigated with a large amount of strange beast essence.

Jingyuan and Jingyuan cannot be generalized, his quality is of course much stronger than those of those strange beasts.

"I look like a noble lady?" Zhou Shuling blushed in surprise, "Does it mean that I have a good figure and good looks?"

"Forget it." Liu Changan nodded, he would not repeatedly hit this woman who always lacked a little self-confidence. After she suffered repeated setbacks in the blind date market, even though she now earns a lot of money, her self-confidence has not yet recovered.

Zhou Shuling stood up a little embarrassed, "I...I'll go and see if she's doing her homework."

Liu Chang'an nodded, he was also waiting for Zhou Shuling to come back, and now he was going to Hexi with the preserved eggs, and visited the women's health club by the way.

When Zhou Shuling came upstairs, she saw that Zhou Dongdong had already set up her schoolbag, stationery box, pens, textbooks and homework, but she was not doing her homework.

"Your elder brother Chang'an praised me twice today. At noon he praised me for walking, and just now he praised me for being good-looking." Zhou Shuling lowered her voice and said to Zhou Dongdong proudly.

"Brother Chang'an always praises everything he sees. When we came back just now, he saw the little black dog that Lu Sien always chased after, and he also said that the little black dog is good-looking and can make Lu Sien give birth to a beautiful puppy. " Zhou Dongdong said disapprovingly.

The smile on Zhou Shuling's face fell to the ground, she bent down and poked Zhou Dongdong, "Why are you talking to your mother? I'll hit your dumb acupoint!"

Zhou Dongdong uttered an "Om", and howled at the top of his throat. Just as he howled, he remembered that he had been tapped on the dumb acupoint, so he couldn't cry out... But why did he tap Zhou Dongdong's acupoint? It's not fun, it almost exposed Zhou Dongdong, is it because mother thinks the little black dog is not good-looking?Then she goes to touch the little black dog's hole! ——
Thanks to the generous reward of 36d facial cleanser, I have added a master to this book, and now I can still receive a big goose reward of [-] points, thank you very much, a big chapter will explode tomorrow.

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