I'm really immortal

Chapter 795 Continuation Chapter 133 Element Discovery
Throughout the ages, human beings have always longed for the sky, and countless pioneers even paid the price of their lives for it, but it was not until modern times that this dream was truly realized, which also changed the size of the earth in human minds.

Big and small are subjective descriptions and descriptions, not objective standards. The measurement data of the earth has not changed much, but it has indeed become much smaller.

The earth is getting smaller, and the country is of course getting smaller. Many people are not used to living in a small country on a small earth. This feeling sometimes affects many choices in daily life.

It used to take a month to ride a horse to go to a place, and it felt very far away. Now I take a high-speed train and plane, and I will arrive in a short while, so it is very close, and the world has been shrunk like this.

Liu Changan stepped on Zhu Juntang's back, feeling a little emotional, thinking about the issues of man, nature and the earth.

After flying for a while, Zhu Juntang was forced to land, but instead of hovering on the top of Lushan Mountain for a while and slowly lowering the altitude as she imagined, she was caught by Liu Changan and jumped directly from the air, feeling like the elevator suddenly accelerated and fell , making people flustered.

"Grandpa, can you keep flying like this, and then fly to the moon?" Zhu Juntang asked excitedly.

"Are you three years old?" If you can fly to the moon like this, then Liu Changan has traveled back and forth between the earth and the moon countless times, and every time he brings back some rocks from the moon, he may have filled up the Pacific Ocean by now. .

He didn't think that Zhu Juntang even lacked such common sense, she was just too excited.

"I'm four years old!" Zhu Juntang said coquettishly, then waved his palm, signaling Liu Changan to help her untie.

With a light tug, Liu Changan removed the rope that seemed to be tightly bound. The so-called rope skills are all leftovers from Liu Changan's past play.

In Liu Chang'an's view, rope art is widely used, and it is indeed art to achieve the ultimate in practical skills, but many so-called rope arts now only know how to tie women into various tricks with ropes, and then take a few photos, pornography is pornography, A pervert is a pervert, and everything is about art... Even if Liu Changan thinks that art is not very useful, it should not be a fig leaf for pornography and perversion.

As for finding a few fans to interpret these works and interpret some so-called artistic insights, it is even more ridiculous. It is just a low-level version of "speaking sorrow for new words". After all, for some people who are good at nonsense , When you pee, the pattern that shakes out when you pee, it is very easy to interpret it for you.

For example: this gentleman likes to shake out patterns when he urinates, which fully demonstrates his childlike innocence, and the frenzied graphic punch points illustrate his unruly mood at this time, and the sufficient weight pours out, which is more a kind of The pleasure of being released after being depressed is often like this in life. Without patience, how can we finally let go of it?We rubbed out the pattern of his piss and made this painting called "Birds and Whales", with a starting price of 1000 million yuan!
"Give this to me. I want to use the photos just now to make a wax figure of the same height as a real person, and then tie it to this aircraft to commemorate... commemorate..."

"To commemorate the first time you became a real mount?"

"To commemorate my first real flight, I rely entirely on my magical power." Zhu Juntang confirmed that it would take a long time to make a wax figure. Exquisite production requires slow work and meticulous work to perfectly restore Zhu Juntang's peerless appearance and fairy temperament.

It is impossible to restore it completely. The wax figure is a dead thing after all, without Zhu Juntang's innocence and lively agility.

Fortunately, there are already relatively powerful wax figure production studios in China, which are relatively efficient, and there is no need to go abroad to order them. Once anything is mastered by the Chinese, it will inevitably increase production efficiency and reduce costs. The Chinese are not lazy. The habit of dawdling and beautifying into the spirit of craftsmanship.

"With your mana?" Liu Changan really wanted to throw her out again, to see if she could fly with her mana.

Zhu Juntang nodded and didn't explain much. We all know that people can't fly. Since she could fly, of course she relied on her magic power.

"You said it yourself, you are an immortal stepping on the moon, and I am your mount, an immortal sheep. How could an immortal choose an ordinary baa that can't even fly as his mount? Of course he has to choose an immortal that can fly. Baa." Zhu Juntang thought about it carefully and found sufficient proof, "Just now is the proof of this fact. On the surface, it seems that you threw me into the air, but in fact this is the uniqueness of the immortal and the immortal's mount. The way of taking off, my mana does not allow me to fly directly, but the fact that it can make me fly happens exactly, which means that I take off with my own mana, understand?"

It sounds reasonable, but it's completely nonsense, Liu Changan frowned, what fallacy is this?
But Liu Chang'an had calmed down, he was too lazy to continue to train the sheep, and he didn't want to say anything more to her.

"There is one more thing that I am very puzzled about. Although you said just now that you commemorate the first time I became a real mount, I feel that in our recent conversations, you basically no longer say that I am your mount or something like that. Call me baa baa, Xiao Yang and other cute titles." Zhu Juntang looked at Liu Chang'an suspiciously.

"Does it have to be that I use you as a mount to be comfortable?" Liu Changan turned around and tidied up all the tools on the balcony on the roof.

There was no success in taming the sheep, and it was all about making trouble for himself. Liu Changan calmly summed up the useless work he had done while cleaning up all kinds of fine trash that he had just made.

"No, I think it's a kind of signal. It's like I often snap my fingers, and someone brings me what I need. These are all signals. People always convey various signals unconsciously, just like See if it is captured or understood. Your change is also a signal, I think it is a little dangerous, I want to analyze and analyze." Zhu Juntang frowned, there is no way to do it, Zhu Juntang can treat other people Don't use your brain, because even if other people face Zhu Juntang who has no brains, there is nothing they can do about her.

But Liu Chang'an was different. If Zhu Juntang didn't use his brain, he might be tormented to death by him at any time, so he had to be more vigilant.

The staff around him, assistants, bodyguards, nanny servants, etc., are always capturing the various signals from Zhu Juntang, and making their understanding and response.

Facing Liu Changan, Zhu Juntang had to treat him like this. This guy would not receive and take the initiative to understand the signals sent by Zhu Juntang, because he was too strong and could deal with her at will... This also gave Zhu Juntang a little bit of defense He would inadvertently send out some signals when he expected the enemy to take the initiative, and Zhu Juntang caught it, which was more or less useful... Although most of the time it was basically useless, the actual gap was too big, and he knew he was going to tear his little one. When the skirt was small, Zhu Juntang could only lie on the bed crying and was torn apart.

"You don't call me baa, lamb, fairy sheep, etc... Are you diluting these labels on me? As for why you want to downplay it... probably because you have unreasonable thoughts about me. With a very strong mount label, you feel ashamed that you have unreasonable thoughts about a mount, so you try to downplay this label, so that when you do whatever you want to me, the sense of guilt and shame, It's not that strong anymore, as if it's just satisfying my normal desire..."

Liu Chang'an really couldn't listen anymore, he just decided to be calm, and he will not be so irritable when he trains the sheep, but how can he bear it?
So Liu Changan went to the trash can and pulled out a bamboo stick that had just been thrown in, and walked towards Zhu Juntang.

"Ah...a gentleman...a gentleman...you are a fart gentleman!" Zhu Juntang screamed, there was no time to say nonsense like "a gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands", so he ran quickly, waving his hands and bleating.

But how could Zhu Juntang run away from Liu Changan, just ran to the living room, Zhu Juntang swooped and hid in the corner of the sofa, trying to fight back by throwing a pillow at Liu Changan, but Liu Changan had already held him down, holding the bamboo stick hard on his buttocks He gave her a few slaps.

After Qin Yanan took a shower, he simply tidied up his hair and makeup, and when he came out after changing his clothes, he saw Liu Changan holding the remote control, watching the TV change channels calmly, and Zhu Juntang lying on the sofa and crying loudly.

"What's wrong?" Qin Yanan looked at Zhu Juntang who was lying on the sofa, her hands were pressed on the pillow, her cheeks were resting on the back of her hands, tears were streaming down her face, one foot bent up, then fell down and kicked the sofa, and said hello Fairies have absolutely no temperament-related howls.

"He...he hit me!" Zhu Juntang climbed two steps against the sofa, pulled Qin Yanan's skirt to let her sit down, then lay on Qin Yanan's lap, pushed his head up a few times, and rubbed it comfortably posture, and then began to cry again, pointing to his own buttocks, indicating that it was hit here.

The lo skirt Zhu Juntang wears has a fluffy pannier under the skirt. If it was hit through the skirt, it probably wouldn’t hurt too much. It seems that the skirt was lifted up. It’s not good for Qin Yanan to lift the skirt directly for Zhu Juntang to see. He helped Zhu Juntang up to the wound, and comforted him: "It's okay, I'll show you. If it's swollen, you have to apply some medicine quickly, otherwise the thin skin and tender flesh will easily leave scars."

Zhu Juntang didn't want to leave scars, so he quickly got up, feeling his butt was burning, maybe his skin was really broken, and he couldn't help but tremble with fear. Could it be that he was really going to become an imperfect fairy?
This is absolutely unacceptable. Do you want to call a helicopter to rush her to the airport and transfer her to the best hospital for treatment?

"I won't play with you anymore!" Zhu Juntang yelled at Liu Chang'an, followed Qin Yanan to the bedroom, and asked nervously, "Is there really a scar?"

"Probably not." Qin Yanan was actually just diverting Zhu Juntang's attention so that she wouldn't stop crying, which was related to the scar on her buttocks, which was a big deal for Miss Zhusan.

As soon as Qin Yanan and Zhu Juntang entered the bedroom, they heard a knock on the door. Qin Yanan walked over and saw Liu Changan holding a small cup with a drop of clear liquid in it. She, no matter if there is something wrong with her butt, if she puts this on, there will be no scars."

"Okay...this can't be your saliva, can it?" Qin Yanan remembered that Liu Changan had also smeared saliva on her belly, and after something got into her belly, he didn't see any marks left on her belly.

Liu Changan nodded, "I told you earlier, this ambergris liquid is very precious, as long as I keep spitting on your belly, I can replenish it..."

Qin Yanan kicked him and closed the door.

(End of this chapter)